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fandom-hoarder · 5 months ago
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Starting walker finale...
Cordi, running the blender on speaker??
Oh god ptsd
Lmfao screaming at august jfc. What a dad thing
Hug🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Poor cordi. Everyone has a distance about him having been MIA :/ Is this gonna continue
Ok bonham, like I'm glad you're saying you're gonna help but if she wants to learn will you fucking teach her? It's frustrating af when your partner says they'll teach you their skill and then they're just like 'i did it for you'🙃🙃🙃
"Geri-science was a winner. Your sleepytime remedy worked like a charm." CASSIE, DID THAT SLEEPYTIME REMEDY INVOLVE GERI'S TONGUE IN YOUR PUSSY?
"How's Walker?"
"He's... fine. He has his people."
Ok, first of all, DOES he? And are you not one of those people, Geri? Lololol have you been withholding yourself from Walker for CASSIE? 👀👀👀👀👀👀 INTERESTING
Goddammittttttt I've paused too many times and I'm not allowed to have captions anymore. Every FUCKING time. The one good thing about walker ending is NEVER HAVING TO USE THIS GODFORSAKEN APP AGAIN
Omg PLEASE i can't understand what he's saying with Abby on the porch. I've rewatched it 4 times with the volume up.
"Having trouble tellin up from down sometimes " maybe??
I have the volume on 50 💀 i hate the way the app takes captions from me just cuz i pause a lot
PEREZ SIBLINGS FUCK YEAH
Ok stop, I can't help thinking right now about luna's dick friend. Is he gonna show up again, or was that JUST so the "i love her" could happen
God the family casting on this show all around is on point
Lmfao ooh here comes a stellacordi scene
"Felt like a total weirdo walking down the hall"
"That is probably a healthy reaction for an adult man to have."
OK BUT HE'S YOUR DAD?? LOLOLOL PARENTS DO COME THERE😂😂😂😂😂 UNLESS HES ALREADY FEELING SUSPICIOUSSS👀👀👀
THIS DIALOGUE IS FOR US ISTG
HAND ON KNEE
"He just needs you to be there. That was all I wanted. " 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Aaaah facing each other, knees together, hand on knee
"If you get anything from me-'" (pause---it'll be a baby😂😂😂)
HOLDING HIS HAND
"There's no version where you being gone is better. That'd just be a different type of pain. I still need my dad." 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Stella saying she doesn't need an apology 🥺🥺🥺🥺 fucking finally someone
HUGGGGG
Chin on her head, arms grasped around her!
Istg they're looking at my tumblr lmfao
...is trey gonna get the job👀 cassie's chances don't look great after that...
Cordell/Geri scene... I fucking. Knew. He would be like "i want to keep you happy" like. What about YOU, Cordi? What about the way Geri also hasn't been there for YOU? What about her flippant fucking attitude about things? What about the way you have always been all-in on declaring commitment when she has always been scared of commitment? Why is it painted like he's always the one at fault. I am going MAD
GERI WTF??? SO YOU HAD GRIEF HE DIDN'T KNOW HAD EVEN COME UP AND HE "wasn't there" because of his case and BEING FUCKING KIDNAPPED AND ALMOST KILLED. Like sure he wasn't there but why are you saying it like he mistreated you or ignored your pain??????
I want to smack this woman
Fucking patronizing mom voice
I feel like everyone is pressuring him to have to quit being a ranger. HE'S WALKER, TEXAS RANGER
Does he need work-life balance and therapy? YES. Does he need people holding him at a distance because he cares about being a ranger? NO
Feels like walking on fucking eggshells when she mom-hugs him and he hugs back.
STELLA GAVE YOU BETTER
And obvs it's not like i believe in canon stellacordi so obvs I'm not saying marry your daughter instead, but like. The difference is STARK
Like it's fine to wanna do your thing but you gotta stop stringing people along!!! From the beginning, he's always been all-in, wanting to tell everyone and make it official, yet somehow the narrative tries to tell us HE'S been the uncommitted one. WHAT???
Being distracted with a bad law enforcement case and wanting to protect your family from the details is NOT THE SAME as not being committed to a relationship. And if he's been a bad partner, SO HAS SHE.
She's either ignored or not even noticed VERY CLEAR SIGNS that he was not ok
I haaaaate her lmfao
Omg cassie got the job!!!
Omfg are you fucking serious. Started this Larry/James scene with captions, haven't paused at all, and suddenly after "yeah it's the spot" the captions just STOPPED🙃🙃🙃 worst app fucking ever
"Kelly has someone she'd like to hook you up with" it feels like trey has been fielding a lot of this this season lol. I don't see trey/cassie as romantic, but it did sort of feel like the season could end that way because of trey's none ships and friendship w cassie
Why, when he says "a family vacation" do they all go like "no, you don't have to" i want to smack all y'all wtf??? THIS MAN HAS LITERALLY BEEN TRYING TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS FAMILY AND BEING TOLD HE'S NOT AROUND BUT HE IS *TRYING TO BE* GODDDDDD I AM GONNA START BITING!!
"And if that answer is yes, how would you feel about inviting Geri?" Bleh, don't. I hope she can't go lmfao
August Edward Walker!!
The fact that they spell augie like auggie!! Should i change my fics??😂😂😂😂😂
Music suddenly too loud on 50 lol
Lmfaooo the twilight convo. "Clearly team jacob" *liam looks totally vindicated and enamored* "THANK YOU" 😂😂
It's honestly hard for me to ship liam with anyone else now cuz he and ben are so cute😅😅😅
CORDELL DANCING HELP HE'S SO CUUUTE
"I struggled with how to let go, and I realized...it happened. And I-I have to let it happen" heart hurt. It's hard being a parent of grown children 😭😭😭 you really do have to realize it happened. They grew up.
Hahhh I'm crying. Ouch
Omfg for a split second i thought abby and bonham were gonna tell him to move out of the farmhouse. Jfc i had a moment of RAGE
And then "but you finally made it into a home" goddd
I'm over here like, charmed also ended with the sisters living separately, they could totally do this to me🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
That crostini looks delicious
If August had gone to the military instead of school i was gonna be upset and fixit
Oh lol sweet, trey will be Walker's partner 👀 i wish we could've gotten to see that 🥺🥺🥺 And we'd get stuff like in the early days with trey caretaking his stupid wounds 👀👀👀
Ok girls scene. I hate geri but i love her dress lol. Reminds me of a dress i had as a kid
S5 could've been a nice final season. Like they could've said "ok we'll give you a final season to wrap this up" BUT NO
Wow, Sadie apologizing for ghosting Stella 🙃🙃🙃
Lolol sadie is another "you are your father's daughter"
Oh ok, so sadie will work at or manage??? the new side step probably...
Lmao liam "and maybe we could add a real estate level..to it" 😅😅😅😅
Ben: boyfriend please stop speaking lawyer lol
Hahh they're so CUTE. Cordri could NEVER
Lol abby. "Meddling" God FINALLY they're talking about actual intentions
Cordi with his shirt undone 👀👀👀👀👀
God he looks so happy and cavalier. He's like, this'll be so romantic and I'm gonna commit to her and everything will be perfect.
And then Geri's like, whoa settle down there buddy. I think i understand you too
WHAT
She messes with his shirt like "stop looking so slutty" lmfao why is everything she does so patronizing
He stoops down to tuck her hair🥺🥺
"I think i might have a solution for that" gonna either quit or take leave....
Ok I'm still pissy that Luna is blamed on him. HE WAS KIDNAPPED AND BURIED
I know it FEELS like his behavior is to blame, but HE DIDN'T KILL LUNA
If he'd been shot looking for someone else, would she blame THEM???
And I'm not saying he shouldn't apologize for his reckless behavior, but like. Why is no one worried about HIM
I'm tearing my HAIR OUT
LEAVE OF ABSENCE. I WAS RIGHT.
Liam. GOVERNOR???
Omg liam getting kidnapped from Ben by MIB?????😂😂😂😂😂
Luna's coaster on cassie's cork board 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Godddd cordi has a ring box
Yeah, I'm ready *secret smile*
Omfg so vanderbeek did a cameo as the new neighbor???😅 i really wonder what that backstory would've been
Ok i think that was the end lol. Gonna rewatch 😅😅😅😅
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"See you sometime" i wonder if the ep title would be the same if they weren't canceled
I wish they'd said what the governor wanted, but I'm glad everybody kinda got a little "next thing for this character" inkling
Ok with hindsight of the episode as a whole, I'm even angrier at Geri in the opener. Like the parallel there is clearly intended when Geri says "you're a reminder and that's the last thing she needs" as he's having a BLENDER FLASHBACK
Like idk. She says you're ok and ilu like stating it as a fact will reassure him, but she doesn't actually say "are you ok? Should i call mawline?"
The way Cordi obviously feels like has to tie them together and keep her happy 🙃🙃🙃
*Aside* >>> Vanderbeek would TOTALLY be an annoying neighbor and probably cause problems on the ranch, maybe even between abby and bonham
Geri isn't right for Cordi, and he isn't right for her! They don't ever seem to have the same life goals??? OR love language
Augie saying "go-lly you scared the hell outta me" 😅😅😅
Augie: what's this about?
PLEASE, AUGUST, YOU ACT LIKE THIS MAN ISN'T ALWAYS EXCITED TO MAKE A SPECIAL BREAKFAST FOR AN OCCASION. HE'S HERE NOW WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE IT'S WEIRD AND HE HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE 😭😭😭😭
You and Stella backed out of so many special meals he made!! Have you all gone fucking bonkers??
If they hadn't ended that scene with a hug i would've had to murder someone tbh
I wonder what plans bonham has for the ranch contracts
That "he has his people" line from Geri still driving me CRAZY. SHE'S NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT HIS PTSD
Geri rejected Beaches. That's a red flag lol
Abby having a mom moment with Cordi and telling him not to worry about what he might've done different 🥺🥺🥺🥺 fucking thank you.
Also, the way he's like "i kept telling myself after this case was over everything would fall into place. But i ended up just makin a mess of everything" --- john winchester thesis statement
This subaru commercial i always get feels like a travesty. Why is the lesbians car in a het commercial 😅😅😅😅
Stella being like "THIS abduction" but also reassuring cordi it wasn't his fault... only abby and stella have any rights right now
Godd this is making me cry again
The fact that stella hasn't seen what's in that letter... gahhh i can't remember the wording anymore but it was something about always being with her snd it was soooo 👁👄👁... another thing to end up in fic fodder
"And maybe after that we can figure out...where to go from here." MY STELLACORDI HEARTTT
i was well fed for stellacordi this season. More than i truly could imagine. Bless
Het subaru commercial again. In my mind, this woman is bi and in her first non-wlw relationship 😅😅��
Once again with hindsight this 2nd Cordri convo is even more frustrating. There is NOTHING in her words or behavior that should lead Cordi to think she'll say yes to marrying him. They are on two different tracks in their relationship conversation and she's still holding him at arm's length. This is not a woman in love. This is a woman in "might as well."
AND THE JUXTAPOSITION OF THIS SCENE, AFTER GETTING REASSURANCE FROM STELLA, IS SURE AN INTERESTING NARRATIVE CHOICE
"And i was drowning, and you weren't there" and no followup that "i know you were kidnapped and that's not your fault" just the mom chastisement and patronizing hug.
And his body language is like "oh shit, she's gonna break up with me unless i prove I'm IN THIS"
Geri would totally say no on the vacation
Also we know she never said yes to hoyt because of thinking his wanderlust wouldn't settle. Why would this with cordi be ANY different. Sure he has roots, but he's also dedicated to solving cases. He's not quitting. And i don't see her saying yes without an ultimatum to him
Lol, last vacation days has Geri mentally switching back to thinking about real life and how it just won't work with cordi still in the rangers, and wanting to move to okc to get sadie set up 👀👀👀
Goddd i wish she'd been involved in Emily's death lololol
I know some people are probably upset August didn't get a romantic storyline, but I'm really glad they didn't shoehorn one in for him OR stella. Not even for my shipper heart, but for my aspec heart craving non romantic stories!!
And I'm fucking grateful they didn't end with a concrete cordri engagement
I really like Cordi’s embroidered shirt. It's so cute
Hmm... geri adjusting her not-skewed dress, and cordi's unbuttoned shirt... is this meant to signal that they were getting handsy and decided to move away from people, or am i reading in too much lol
Like every time he tries to be romantic, she redirects with a "but"
Maybe you're just aro, Geri. Maybe someone needs to tell you that's a thing!!
"I love us. And I...UNDERSTAND you, I REALLY think i do." = i love us just like this and really don't want to get married, like... ever.
God i feel insane. WHO sees them with a happy ending together???? It's not THERE
She can feel him leading up to a proposal and redirects him so he can't
But she won't fucking let him down and let him free 🙃🙃🙃
Godd why couldn't they tell us what the governor needs liam for😅😅😅
I'm fine with this ending, as far as i can be. I definitely don't want a more concrete "what happens next" happy ending
I don't want a wedding
Lol Cordell's leather satchel is such a Sam bag
Stella about the Davidson ranch sublet: "why? Maybe it'll be a total drama free situation and we'll just be, like... neighbors." The perfect setup for drama lol, and to tell us well we can't show you but there would've definitely been drama
When cordell grabs gerii's hand in the truck, is it just me or is it trembly? Was it just an extended squeeze, or a signal of stress 👀👀👀👀
Vanderbeek's toe ring and sandals😅😅😅😅😅😅
God i can't believe it's over
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shyjusticewarrior · 4 days ago
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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.
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edwardbonnets · 1 year ago
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
bonus:
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charlesoberonn · 9 months ago
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ursiday · 1 month ago
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You're an angel, I'm a dog
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littlefankingdom · 1 month ago
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Bruce died(?) again
Jason: Well, it's my turn.
Dick: What are you talking about?
Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.
Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?
Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.
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dukeofdadykes · 5 months ago
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Finally got around to watching I saw the tv glow and I’ve had an incomprehensible sense of dread ever since 🙂‍↕️
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the-eclectic-wonderer · 1 year ago
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The Barbie movie really said. Yes you will grow up and childhood wonder will vanish. Yes you will grow up and learn to hate yourself, your body, your awkwardness. Yes you will grow up and lose your confidence and certainty and sense of purpose. Yes you will grow up and the world will seem a bleaker, lonelier place every day, and society will seem bleaker and lonelier every day, and you won’t understand what went wrong in the span of just a few years, what took you from a happy and secure young girl to a sad, uncertain, scared grown woman.
And yet. You will learn to find beauty again. You will find joy in not having a purpose, in building a purpose for yourself. You will find beauty in connection, with the people and the world around you. You will learn to love signs of ageing as proof of a life well lived, of experience and happiness. You will take that little girl by the hand and tell her “I know, this isn’t what you thought it would be, but it’s real. Let me show you how beautiful it can be.”
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cautiousgoose · 2 months ago
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Your friends and family with chronic pain aren't doing well.
Yes, even the ones that say they are.
Yes, especially the ones that are complaining and lashing out already.
Chances are high that however bad they will admit things are it's actually worse. By a lot.
We're conditioned to be "okay". If we're breaking down at non scheduled times we aren't coping well. I promise.
Your sibling/partner/bestie/parent who is breaking down without preamble on a Tuesday is suffering. Be kind. We're sorry.
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electricpurrs · 1 year ago
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manchestereyes · 22 days ago
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real true requited love which is the best feeling in the world <3
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shyjusticewarrior · 4 months ago
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bananamaxpng · 5 days ago
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Mary of Tulpar
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dkettchen · 1 year ago
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cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream
In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion
The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-
I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D
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razzafrazzle · 4 months ago
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i will NEVER forgive the internet for how they were to mabel. apologize to her NAOW!!!!
[image description: a drawing of mabel from gravity falls where she is skipping and winking with a large smile on her face. she is wearing a white sweater with the trans flag on it. end id]
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nataliescatorccio · 4 months ago
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VERMITHOR & SILVERWING + reddit commentary
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