#Instructions unclear

[hailtothepumpkinqueen]

I thought that Shane had somehow left a pair of pants on the stove, like how he can put furniture around the house.

Until I went to interact with the "pants" and realized it was Shane! He got himself stuck in the stove?? And had the audacity to casually ask if I was attending the ice festival tomorrow.

Cue panic in how to fix this haha

[sidetongue]

one time a gecko fell out of the hose reel. Now henry is convinced it’s a geck dispenser. he yanks on the hose and then returns to the reel and waits for a gecko to fall HAHA 

[bibannana]

Fives *calling Rex*: Uhhh Sir we may have a small problem.

Rex *watching a security recording*: Is the problem that Echo is stuck in the garbage chute?

Fives *swallows*: ....maybe.

Rex *sigh*: I told you to throw out the trash. How did that equal stuff Echo in the garbage chute?

Fives *nervous laughter*: Instructions were unclear. Send help.

[cajunfoxnight]

I don't know why, but I want to give wish a baguette with a cucumber inside

*Narrator voice* It was the saddest sandwich Wish had ever seen. One might even call it, a sadwich

[ozzieslittlejester]

Starting Radio Silence

I swear i don't even read that fast, i've just been finishing books i was already close to finishing anyway when i posted about them.

My bestie really enjoyed this one so i decided to pick it up next, I happend to own it twice by accident so my bestie suggested i could make notes and things and give it to her afterwards to give it a reread. I honestly adore that idea but even tho i have it twice, i feel like i can't just write into a book like that. how do people go about this?? i also never got the chance to read a book that someone made notes into because i don't have any friends like that so i can't go by that. I seriously struggle with things like these like, excuse me where are the instructions ?

unrelated but as someone who is way into the helluvaverse the fact that the book is also a ship name is not helping my current obsessions

[askvekpa]

(@lightofunova)Reshi@Vekpa: “A dare?” She thought long and hard, turning away from the solgaleo. Before too long had passed however, she turned back towards him woth a glint in her eyes. “Very well!! If you could, I dare you to show us the sun before the night is over!!” She said excitedly.

Hmm. ALRIGHT THEN.

Vekpa’s mane fluttered beneath his sleeping cap, as the jewels surrounding his face began to glow.

His eye snapped open, and a bright light shone within his palm.

The light dimmed, leaving behind… a photograph? Vekpa took hold of it with his other paw, displaying it to Reshi.

It was a picture of Lunch.

THERE YOU GO. The SON. I also have a picture of my DAUGHTER too if you WANT TO SEE IT.

[arisenreborn]

Not to be "horny on main" but... O K A Y 😳😏🫡

[friendly-neighborhood-square]

Take emo Bill Cipher.

[getosugurusbangs]

was gonna do little fashion doodles of hq characters and instead it devolved into me doing a fully painted portrait of yachi. oops

[ibrokethewishingstar]

Thanks forbes but I think I'll figure it out somehow

[mattsmemes]

[aster-wright-writes]

So bears in trees, I was listening to y’all’s new album how to build an ocean (instructions) and I think your instructions were too good

My house floated away guys, what do I do

[indycarnocontext]

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[voltrohgodwhat]

According to a nap dream, this is 100% coherent, and definitely belongs in a story about getting lost in a cave system:

"Bewildering wetlands held twenty turnips [indistinct], chopped, seasoned, and thrown out the nearest window with as much force and hatred as possible. Fifty hats, at least. If you don't move, the laundry is finished."

And now I can't get rid of the mental image of Keith angrily throwing about two dozen chopped turnips out of the airlock.

[unspelld]

instructions unclear, added pants to pantsless outfit trend