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PSA you are supposed to keep moving when the light is green. Like this is common sense. Do not slam on your breaks when you reach a green light.
#I went to go buy medicine because I'm not feeling well and we were all out#And some bitch slammed on their breaks aT A GREEN LIGHT#Yes I was travelling a safe distance. However I drive a fucking Lincoln Towncar and those things should be classified as an armoured vehicle#It takes me a little bit to stop.#I tried to stop but eventually just had to hard break HORRIBLY and the force of it sent the car into fucking neutral#KEEP FUCKING MOVING OR BETTER YET STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD#THE LIGHT IS GREEN#IT HAS BEEN GREEN#KEEP FUCKING MOVING OR BETTER YET GET OFF THE ROAD BEFORE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCK SOMEONE UP#Even if my car is a tank and insanely heavy it's still small. Imagine if it had been a commercial semi behind them instead.#They could have fucking killed themselves if not gotten seriously seriously injured#DON'T FUCKING SLAM ON YOUR BREAKS AT A GREEN LIGHT YOU FUCKING IDIOT#If the accident you cause doesn't kill you then the lawsuits will#I'm so fucking serious
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when its 4am and the whole squad is zooted out their gourds trying to read the overhead menu in mcdonalds
#baldur's gate 3#i've been them all#wyll: the smell of dirty fry oil is making him green out#astarion: 100% of his energy is dedicated to keeping his face perfectly neutral. he hasn't said or heard a word since they left camp#lae'zel: wait. where do my arms go. how do i noramlly hold my arms. what. am i supposed to do with my arms??? ogh god everyone knows im hig#anthrael: has been trying to read the menu for 13 minutes now but the pictures on the screens keep changing too fast
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hey uh not for nothing but uhhHHHH
blue... and red ? alrighty
#*goes a little crazy*#has this been mentioned yet if so my bad sorry 👉🏻👈🏻#tb to my 31000 note post about red and blue characters👀#big fan of canon bi charles in the comics it better come up in the show next 👁️👁️#i stg if yall make this about klance-#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#charwin#payneland#george rexstrew#jayden revri#chedwin#painland#paynland#(being delusional) and the red rock is niko and the blue is crystal and the green is monty and the stick is cat king and-
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as someone who is a huge fan of other queer content (like heartstopper and red, white and royal blue), dead boy detectives feels so incredibly different.
despite how much i love those two, they don’t feel like they’re made for queer people.
in a lot of ways, they feel like media made for cishet people about queer and trans people which is fine and doesn’t make it unenjoyable, but dbda has a totally different feel to it.
it feels like queer media made FOR queer people.
they have so much nuance to their characters and don’t shy away from it. charles openly flirts with both edwin and crystal despite the fact that he never says anything about his sexuality and edwin’s backstory doesn’t try to hide the horrifying way that queer people were treated historically and i think that’s really important.
though he is very clearly repressed, he is still unapologetically queer. he showcases his jealousy loudly and there is no doubt in the viewer’s mind that he is queer even for a moment.
same with monty and the cat king. they’re so vibrantly and boldly queer. monty begins flirting with edwin nearly the moment we see him and as does tck. what i really appreciate about tck is his gender nonconformity. i think that’s so important and i honestly really appreciate that they don’t even mention it.
with tck in particular, his actions can be considered rather predatory, but we never really feel like that’s due to his queerness which is FASCINATING because that is a really harmful stereotype of queer people, but it never feels like that’s what they’re going for or like they’re using it to demonize queerness.
with jenny, she says so casually that she’s attracted to women and it’s not even something that they have to discuss again. it’s such an unimportant aspect of her character, but it’s still so unabashedly there. i love that niko doesn’t even say anything about it when she learns, she just accepts her, no questions asked.
even with simon, he very clearly discusses his sexuality in E7 when he tells edwin that he liked him, but he never has to say the words. we just KNOW contextually because he talks around it. he i would argue that he is the only instance of a character discussing shame in their identity and it immediately results in one of the loveliest quotes in the show.
“if you punish yourself, everywhere becomes hell.”
he has spent over a century repressing himself and when he finally tells edwin, the boy he liked and treated terribly because of it, he is immediately told that it is not torture to be queer. he is immediately told that there is nothing wrong with his sexuality.
the confession scene btwn edwin and charles in E7 and the scene in E6 where edwin is TRYING to confess are so fucking important to me. nearly immediately, charles tells edwin that it doesn’t make any difference that he’s queer and that he accepts him. when he does confess, he doesn’t make him feel bad for it. he tells him that he loves him too, but that he can’t say he does in that way right now, but that he’s the most important person in his life and that that will never change.
the scene in E7 where they’re on the roof and edwin tries to apologize for potentially having made things awkward, charles shuts it down immediately. he says “it doesn’t.” and that’s the end of it.
this show exemplifies queerness through a queer light and it’s very clear who the intended audience is for dbda not to sound like i’m hating on the first two pieces of media (rwrb is literally one of my special interests, trust me, i adore them both), but maybe that’s why hs was given a third season and dbda was cancelled within five months of airing. i feel that these two pander to straight people in a lot of ways, but dbda doesn’t. it’s something that is incredibly important to me and i’m really happy about it.
#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#payneland#dead boy detective agency#save dbda#we will save this show#savedeadboydetectives#jenny green#monty finch#the cat king#queer media#this is the importance of good queer media#his story is queer! (astronaut gun) always has been#red white & royal blue#rwrb#heartstopper#queer media analysis#media analysis#dbda meta
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DP x DC prompt [11]
Vlad is planning something big, something powerful and he’s using his wealth and connections to make it happen. Danny realizes that his parents' tech and his friend's aid isn’t going to cut it, and brute forcing the matter as Phantom is just going to ruin his reputation permanently.
What he needs is another different fruitloop, and thankfully for him the world is pretty damn full of them.
but he needs a very specific fruitloop, the one with a big company, advanced high end tech, so much money they don’t really know what to do with it and preferably they gotta be an absent figure, because Danny is on a mission, he’s not looking to get a new parent (he has his own)
and after some searching he finds his guy
Oliver Queen
Now he just needs to get in on that, and he decides to do that by using what little he managed to remember from Vlad’s “you will be the heir of Dalv,co” rants and Sam’s ideas on environmentalism. cause Queen apparently cares a lot about giving back to the little guy.
Which is great! very important, even if his business kinda suffers from how he goes about it (but Danny can help with that! somehow! he’ll figure it out, can’t be that hard)
We can’t all be Brucie Wayne, but we certainly can try.
So anyway, shouldn’t be too hard, he’s got some history in the field of environment stuff what with the whole purple back gorilla thing.
and Ollie takes one good look at this smart enthusiastic black haired blue eyed teen and is like, “oh neat! my very own Tim Drake Wayne” and he just goes with it.
Danny’s hidden power of drawing in rich people is truly something to behold…
Oliver is more than happy to just let Danny do whatever he wants as long as it doesn’t break the law or look bad on him, and no drugs, he was very clear on that.
and Danny is like great, I can now work on undermining Vlad and ruin his plans!
but then… Dinah…
“Oliver Jonas Queen!”
oh shit, full named…
“You are not going to do a repeat of Roy!”
Dinah is very effective, and the whole thing starts small enough.
Oliver personally shows him around in the company, makes sure to introduce him to the important folks.
that evolves into occasionally checking up on him, making sure he takes the appropriate amount of breaks.
then he takes him to a baseball match, he had multiple tickets… would have been a waste to refuse.
Then Dinah insists he tags along for dinner in a restaurant (there were some others, it was actually not awkward at all somehow, quite nice really), this grows into dinner at the penthouse.
It's when Oliver expresses the desire to teach Danny archery, telling him there are a lot of things in the sport that are also applicable to business stuff that Danny comes to a sudden and violent realization.
He's being parented!
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#danny phantom#oliver queen#green arrow#dinah lance#black canary#I don't really know anything about Green Arrow#which might be super obvious#but this idea (roughly) has been stuck in my head for a while now#and I needed to get it out
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truth is, I used to dream about boys like you
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itafushi#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: illust#lmhs#timelapse#2.5 hours niCE#i mean its still 2am but it could be and has been worse#realized while looking at this tht this au has Vastly increased both my use of and love for the colour green#she will never dethrone red but she definitely gets the award fr most improved#megumi especially looks . sososo good in green which is unsurprising but i am surprised anyway#speaking of megu#i love th timelapse feature so much u get to see me fighting fr my life with yuuji fr like 20 minutes then get megumi first try#there's a reason i needed a ref sheet for yuuji and not megumi. drawing megu is like riding a bike fr me#like minor adjustments r inevitable but his overall face/hair/expression come so easily and i love him all the more for it#anyway#i could have sworn i used adonis fv lyrics for a caption before??? it was so long ago#i guess i must have changed my mind on tht other post bc adonis remains free real estate >:3#PLEASE listen 2 adonis fv........pls i beg.....pls it is so itfs coded.......#hina pleading fr someone anyone to listen to former vandal goes unanswered episode 542346 :(((
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I like ward *gives him an existential crisis*
Character From marble sky comic by @ somerandomdudelmao, you should def read it right fucking now cuz its awesome
#marble sky#Marble sky fanart#Sculptor when I fucking get you sculptor#Doodle#Hmm wish I had a green pen so I could add cool light effect but oh well ahaha#I think it would be insanely terrifying to know that SOMETHING has been changed about you but having absolutely no idea WHAT#Knowing you'll never be the same again but being unaware of how exactly#Delicious#Sorry in rambling >_< and also probably wrong
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Okay I'm back to rebuilding my funny comic panel collection.
#guy gardner#bruce wayne#green lantern#batman#john stewart#kyle rayner#wonder woman#Superman#justice league#you know what gets me the most in this panel has always been john's face#he is like so appalled at this#this is from green latern corps recharge issue 1
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not a single thought behind her eyes
OP ON TWITTER [credit]
#I have been laughing about this for 3 days it deserves to live on this site too#currently has a green card in my brain and will have permanent residency status soon#good omens#good omens 2#Crowley#I couldn’t find the Twitter OP on this site
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thinking about her (my first ipod)
#i had a little green shuffle.. 🥹#she didn’t even have a screen.. she was perfect#this has been a post*
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Maybe turning into a horrible monster would solve all my problems. You can't prove it won't!
#sciencecore#mad science#the way my day has been going that vial of glowing green mystery chemical is looking incredibly appealing
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#has this been done before?#tos#star trek tos#star trek#k/s#the premise#spirk#kirk/spock#james t kirk#spock#green speaks
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Jazz is murdered in her Gotham apartment.
Red Hood is chasing the assailant and some bats come to help. Despite their best efforts, the assailant gets away. The bats have him cornered when he runs into the wall. Literally. He doesn’t come out the other side. They search everywhere but the assailant vanished without a trace.
Some weird government guys dressed in all white come and assess the scene. They are very official. Practically interrogating the officers on the scene and insisting on talking to the vigilantes who chased the assailant. After gathering all of the information they can, they tell their chief “The woman is dead. No, Phantom is not here. He was never here. No, she doesn’t appear to have become one of them.” They leave a card with GCPD to call in case anything changes. (Hood refers to them as “cryptic fuckers” or “dementor wannabes” from here on out)
Hood is pissed that the murderer got away, that secret government officials encroached on his territory, and that this woman seems to not be getting the justice she deserved. He knows how that feels. Not on his watch.
After Hood knows the autopsy has been completed, (he’s dealt with enough murder cases to gauge when it will be complete) he breaks into the morgue to take a look for himself. He opens the door to her slab, rolls her out and gets scared half to death when she thanks him for letting her out. She goes on to say she hasn’t figured out how to go intangible yet but Danny figured it out quick so it’s gotta be somewhat easy. Hood is trying his darnedest to not have a heart attack because she scared the crap outta him.
Meanwhile Danny’s wondering why he hasn’t heard from his sister in a few days.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#jazz fenton#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dc x dp au#jason x jazz#jasmine fenton#dp crossovers#jazz x jason#I’ve been watching too much Criminal Minds#bear with me#I feel like Jason would shriek and it would sound weird with the helmet#Barbara would definitely keep the footage from that and play it on repeat#Dick would have it as his ringtone#or Stephanie would#oooh what if she has Lazarus green eyes when she is revived#Jason would be freaking out#then they look for her murderer#or she tries to run#and Hood has to chase her#then DAN enters the chat#I want to make a fic#I’m not a writer tho#if someone wants to yoink this please do#I really like the idea of Jazz and Jason eventually together in this but if you don’t#well to each their own
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page 7 of my ivy comic ✿
<previous page completed full comic> first page (prints)
#finally page 7! sorry for the long wait for this update#the flower meanings for this one are#rose: love / flowering almond: hope / ivy: marriage#i promised you guys it would be a happy ending this time!#i'll be posting the full completed comic (and the digital zine with extras) soon but i wanted to give this page its own post too!#this has been such a long project but i'm proud of the way it's coming together :')#ivy comic#ivy comic mimimar#taylor swift#taylor swift ivy#wlw comic#wlw art#wlw#sapphic comic#sapphic art#sapphic#lesbian comic#lesbian art#lesbian#oc#willow#ivy#green#illustration#illo#artists on tumblr#queer comic
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can I get a 'wohoo' for our two underappreciated Disaster Lineage padawans? Komari and Nim walked so Ahsoka could run
#pshh nothing bad ever happened to them nim got to grow up and komari remained sane#random boli thoughts#star wars#my art#kept thinking about how we never got an interaction between these tho#nim probably would have been a knight by the time komari came out to play right?#so picture nim getting to babysit the absolute menace that was padawan komari vosa. just picture it.#also idk i gave nim a green saber bc it seemed to fit. no clue if she has a canon saberolor and i didnt bother to look it up#its green to me now#nim pianna#komari vosa#disaster lineage
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if they don't give Helaena one scene that doesn't strip her of her agency or just treat her like fodder, I'm gonna scream. if they don't give Helaena one scene with her dragon, I'm gonna scream. if they don't give Helaena one, better yet, multiple, scenes with Aegon, her brother, her husband, the father of her children, I'm gonna scream.
#Mysaria x Rhaenyra has gotten more screentime then the green King and Queen!!!!!#Daemon fucking his mom got more screentime then Aegon and Helaena#they stripped both Aegon and Helaena of their dragons. their marriage. their relationship. theur siblinghood. their shared grief.#their everything#they should be amongst the main characters of this show and they get 0 screentime together#Helaena has not been given one scene where she has any agency or power or substance#she is the queen and a dreamer but she is constantly ignored by the narrative#she is a dragonrider. yet we have not seen a singular scene of her with her dragon. hell. we haven't even seen her dragon.#they only show her when she is out of her element or in passing#the few scenes she does have serve other characters before they serve her#the only scenes she's truly been given have been her suffering. the murder of her child and a brief glimpse at her grief#she deserves more respect#helaena targaryen#helaena the dreamer#queen helaena#hotd helaena#aegon ii#aegon targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#aegon the elder#helaegon#aegon x helaena#dreamfyre#hotd#team green#anti hotd
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