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actualmalboro · 3 days ago
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🧡🤓🪓️
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Bill Dickey + Patrick Bateman
No reposts please! I only post on my tiktok (mattshusbandandbf) and on pinterest (smellycandle).
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bubblesteasblog · 5 months ago
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Don’t normally post anything but Metalocalypse but with Gravity Falls trending again I just had to make something <3
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sodapupz · 5 months ago
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Me when I have a cool art idea and acctualy go through with it and finish it
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This took me idk how many hours some things dont translate well to my shitty s8 camera but oh well hope you like it
versions with different exposure and wips under cut ⬇️
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Wips and such
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It was inspired by this shot from tacos tirade
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theaceofarrows · 4 months ago
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Gotham citizen memes
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zzzx009 · 2 months ago
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SKKAUS WEEK
Day 5: phantom thief & detective
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kurooh · 1 month ago
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explaining the basic culinary concepts of thanksgiving to choso goes in one ear and out the other, until you start talking about stuffing something, having to pack it all in so it’s full.
“cho, wait, the turkey’s cooking—”
he shrugs uselessly, yanking your underwear off and making sure to avoid the neat knot of your apron at your back. he’d pulled at your shirt eagerly before eventually deciding to leave you in your apron and whatever was beneath it.
choso spits onto his cock and slicks it up along his length, making his skin glossy and sticky. small beads of pearlescent precum spill from the slit of his cock, only adding to the lubrication and making it better. he gnaws on his lower lip as he guides his cock towards your quivering pussy, exhaling sharply when he pushes in.
that first overwhelming wave of pleasure is always the hardest to stand against—you’re so tight and oh so warm, slick walls squeezing him hungrily. heat burns at the back of his neck and he tosses his head back, shakily grabbing onto your hips in an effort to steady you against the kitchen counter.
“fuck, choso,” you moan, eyes rolling back into your skull. instinctively, your ass presses back into his pelvis, an obvious plea for something more. “it’s—‘s so fucking big.”
“it’s the perfect size for you,” he whines, shaking his head to clear the thoughts of cumming prematurely. “arch a little, please.”
you comply easily, choking on a sound of delight when he finally starts to move inside you. like an older car, it takes choso a little while to get it going, but once he does . .
small glass bottles of spices tumble around the counter when you push your arms forward, nails scratching at the granite as you search for something to get a hold of. his hips help to bully his cock deeper inside you, his tip kissing your cervix almost every thrust.
“f-fuck!” you keen, a sob tearing from your throat.
his fingers stroke over your back and he shakily reassures you, a large hand scooping under your chin: “i know, i—ngh, baby . . you’re t-taking it so well.” a beat of verbal silence is filled with desperate moans and the steady clap of skin against skin; when choso speaks again, he’s so far gone you can’t quite make heads or tails of his words.
“i-i love it—i love this pussy, i love you—o-oh god, ‘m gonna fuck you full, baby. gonna show you what stuffed really means.”
your legs tremble weakly, and your face is pressed against the counter while a few tears spill freely down your cheeks. choso’s heavy balls slap against your clit, begging to be emptied and lavished in attention. your back arches and your puffy pussy starts to flutter hard around his cock, teary cries of delight leaving your lips when he grunts and continues to fuck you.
“i-inside, i need to cum inside you,” choso gasps, hand dropping to your throat and pulling you back against him. the new adjustment makes it more difficult for his cock to slip out of you now, and easier for him to fuck deeper.
“cho,” you stutter out dumbly, not even registering the burning smell spreading throughout the kitchen, “jus’ fill me up, stuff me like you wanted.”
it’s as if the words command his body; choso’s breath comes in fast, wheezy pants as his hips stutter unceremoniously and he’s almost out of time to warn you. “i really will,” he gasps, voice cracking and words splintering, “‘m gonna put a baby in you, too.”
hot ribbons of white spill against your cervix, leaving his cock throbbing and soaking in his mess. choso came so hard you can’t help but wonder how long it’ll take for it to finally spill out of you — an hour, at least. his hand presses down firmly against the softness above your pelvis, and the pressure makes your cunt bear down harder on him, squeezing the last few drops of cum out of his cock.
“l-lemme feel it, baby. cum for me, please, need to—” he can’t even finish his sentence before you’re cumming so hard his cock is pushed out of you. it rests against his pelvis, twitching as he hears you ride out the high. it’s nothing but euphoric, filled with relief and excitement all at once—but the illusion quickly falls away when you smell something burning.
the something is your turkey that had been cooking nicely in the oven, becoming crisp and delicious. now, it’s blackened and reeking. choso lightly presses a hand to the center of your back and apologizes.
“i’m sorry, i didn’t think—”
you sigh disappointedly, unable to recover much of the turkey. “i-it’s okay. there’s just a ton of stuffing for it.”
“stuffing?” he asks, as cum starts to drip from your cunt, making your inner thighs messy.
“it’s just an add on to put into the turkey,” you supply, waving plumes of black smoke away. “it makes it bigger, fuller.”
“so, like pregnancy?”
“i guess?” you ask, utterly confused. “who compares turkey to pregnancy?”
“it makes sense to me. i did fuck a baby into you, didn’t i?”
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sevrinve · 8 months ago
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avatar aang 💨
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paxopalotls · 9 months ago
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If you've seen my art for lmk you know I like to doodle over my pictures of the eclipse and yesterday I got to be in the totality area so I got some really good pictures! So obviously I had to do a quick doodle of Danny's glowy eyes
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ollywander · 4 months ago
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@fluffyneondinosaur Newbie Professor Snape trying to manage it all. Thank you for the suggestion :)
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weepingfishturtledragon · 1 year ago
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Imagine if Damien paid Billy to tell him all the justice league drama! It's a mutually beneficial relationship where Damien has an inside spy in the league and Billy doesn't have to worry about having enough money for food. Billy tells him about who was late to meetings (flash), what missions they're going on, all the bets happening, and just regular coworker gossip. Damien has to pay EXTRA money for anything about Batman. The best part is Damien gets to freak out Bruce with all his information.
Bruce: How do you know this????
Damien: I have my sources.
Billy eating a burger hundreds of miles away: 🍔 ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა
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morebird · 1 year ago
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It'll only be a taste, I swear
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hammysamhah · 1 year ago
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something great i had to make cus kevin hart voices george in the movie
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dimeadozencows · 2 months ago
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This is how I always interpreted that scan
(the text says: tried surprising mondo with homemade chocolate on valentine's day but he walked in and found out without realizing these were for him so he's trying not to cry in an attempt to salvage this. (There's an arrow pointing at taka))
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boar-cry · 5 months ago
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A Nightmare (Resignation) ▪︎ A Blessing (Confusion)
(flower meanings beneath the cut)
Emmet's two designated flowers are Asphodels and Zinnias. Asphodels usually represent death, but can also stand for remembrance and regret. Zinnias also represent remembrance, but can represent sentimentality as well.
Ingo's two distinct flowers are Foxgloves and Spider Lilies. Red Spider Lilies represent loss and separation. Foxgloves represent insecurity and delirium.
Both were given white Chrysanthemums. Chrysanthemums actually have a lot of different meanings! From love to optimism, a long life and loyalty, but specifically, White Chrysanthemums mean truth and honesty.
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^ also close ups
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azriaann · 1 month ago
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sketch dump!!!
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lucy my love and also nalu as a treat!
the nalu one is a redraw of that one cover art from the wood dragon fight btw because it made me mad lol
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thursdaylast · 11 months ago
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Pearl joins the ranks of creatureified hermits, plus a more season-specific grian design! pearl was originally going to be a sooty owl, but she made a few too many jokes about being a salmon so fish it is.
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