#I’m the fuck up
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When you realize you have night light enabled on both your phone and your computer and so you’ve never noticed that everything you’ve drawn is bleached out and not accurately colored. And by everything, I mean every drawing I’ve ever done since 2019

#you know that one post?#about the fuck up?#it’s me#I’m the fuck up#i’m going to pass away#someone take me tf out rn#*anguish*#artists on tumblr#digital art problems#payper notes#artist struggles
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying#literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it#if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT#please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok#the muppet christmas carol#for the love of god please people
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“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.
#lotr#lord of the rings#Boromir#I didn’t even know that this was a take until recently#like the one ring is true evil that#(no matter how good) anyone and I mean anyone- will inevitably fall victim to#I mean it fucked up honest to god Gaderial- and Boromir is just some guy in comparison#I’m not an apologist if he has nothing to apologize for- I mean yeah- the idea to use the ring was stupid#BUT HE DIDNT TO IT#it was AN IDEA- IT NEVER WAS FOLLOWED THROUGH
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abogagos……..
#abogado (lawyer) + gago (idiot) so basically dumbass lawyers#i finally figured out how I wanna draw miles stupid bangs and I’m pretty happy with how it came out#for legal reasons (lol) I only did the engarde case but not will powers case in aa1 since my only copy is in Spanish#and I dont wanna look it up yet in case I actually get to play it and I don’t wanna get spoiled. so if its ooc thats my excuse#fuck Matt engarde all my homies hate Matt engarde#slogging thru trials and tribulations but havent finished the demasque case yet#bc Luke Atmey peeves me and makes me reluctant to open the game just to talk to him LOL#my art#myart#doodles#ace attorney#aa#aa trilogy#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#maya fey#matt engarde#will powers#wrightworth#narumitsu#justice for all#(I know maya was kidnapped during that case but I wanted to include her anyway so shes tied up)
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Bruce: *waking up in a hospital that he drove himself to after having a heart attack and telling absolutely nobody* hey…
The entirety of the batclan looking over him with Dick in the centre, an absolute terrifying grin on his face:
Dick: hello Bruce, nice evening isn’t it? Got something to share with us?
Edit: the fic is now out on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780508
#I’m writing a fic abt this if anyone is interested hehe#he proceeds to give him an Alfred long lecture about injuries and shit#the word “hypocrite��� gets said at least 50 times#everybody is fucking ecstatic that they caught him in the act cause ever time THEY hide their injuries they’ll just bring this up#batman#dc comics#batfam#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#red robin#kate kane#batwoman#batgirl#cassandra cain#tim drake#damian wayne#robin#damian al ghul#fanfiction#batman fanfiction#heart attack#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batman and robin
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Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"
#linguistics#gen z slang#english#as people in the reblog pointed out!#most gen z slang comes from (or was appropriated from) aave#honestly I was just excited to talk about how people in my field actually get excited about non standard uses of English#instead of ridiculing speakers#and I tagged incorrectly and didn’t point out the very real issues of language and power and appropriation inherent in modern slang#in that much of it was appropriated#and even that which experiences language change in the wider culture still originated in aave#aave is just as linguistically valid as any other English dialect because it is a proper language#and the grammar is incredible!!!#habitual be is fantastic and an excellent example of how a richer case system or a certain case can render an adverb unnecessary#and the phonology is just beautiful#anyway I’m very sorry#I fucked up
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On this day


A Savior was Born
#I’m very pleased with the results#there’s just one little detail I’d wanted to add that didn’t turn out but otherwise he’s perfect#expect the full tutorial in the next week I need to make sure I explain every fuck up along the way lmao#homestuck#karkat#Christmas#karkat Vantas
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Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.
Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.
#if you get it you get it#I don’t understand how Blitzo haters don’t get it#he’s complex and he fucks up but it’s because he cannot fathom being genuinely wanted and loved by someone#since he has never felt genuinely loved or wanted#and the few people who maybe made him feel that way#he ruined their lives#I’m writing a fanfic currently with this concept if anyone’s interested lmao#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas#blitzo#hellaverse#helluva blitzo#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss trailer#blitzo x stolas#hazbin hotel#imp#imp helluva boss#blitzo buckzo#protective blitz#protective blitzo
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Gregory will have to speak for his FNAF crimes
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf cassie#fnaf gregory#glamrock freddy#roxxane wolf#security breach#fnaf ruin#‘Guys we’re getting the band back together’#I’m actually so curious how Roxy and Freddy etc would react to each other#like they both got fucked up but in different ways#both are happy the other is okay but yo you’re making your whole body dude#Gregory has so much explaining to do lmao
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post-Ithaca saga
Penelope: (sleeping peacefully in bed after some of the best sex of her life) (wakes up to some strange mumbling beside her)
Penelope: (looks over at her husband, who is dead to the world, but also-)
Odysseus: (cuddled up to her) mnnngnhmhhh mmhhhgmppmm… ‘mm the monster rawrrr rawr rawrr
Penelope: …
Odysseus: raaawwwrrrrrr
#penelope: what the fuck#penelope: I guess he picked up sleeptalking while he was away#penelope: wait this is adorable#penelope: I’m gonna weave a portrait of this#odypen#epic the musical#epic#epic fandom#epicthemusical#epic musical#odysseus#epic odysseus#jorge rivera herrans#epic the ithaca saga#penelope of ithaca#odysseus x penelope#odysseus of ithaca#penelope of sparta#penelope#odyssey#he is the monster rawr rawr rawr#omg that’s a tag? I love this fandom
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AU where Steve hears that his girlfriend is cheating on him with the town freak but never suspects it’s with his good friend Jonathan.
So now, Eddie had a sad jock at his door threatening to beat him up but like, through tears. A lot of tears. He’s crying pretty hard and it’s getting really awkward.
#Tommy and Carol in the car during all this like: fuck him up Stevie. get him!#meanwhile Steve is shaking crying throwing up like: pleas stop kissing my girlfriend#it’s so shocking that Eddie blurts out: dude I’m gay#and Steve just cries more like: You don’t even like her!?! why are you doing this to me???#Wayne makes him bring Steve inside because they have neighbors and this is weird even for Eddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#(if you ever wonder if these posts make me laugh. this one did)
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THE NEW CHAPTER OF MISTAKES ON MISTAKES UNTIL IS OUT AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS~~~~~~
Spoilers for ch 74 below >:)




Head in hands. And then they all happened to be self sacrificial idiots.
Infinitely delighted by the fact that Optimus automatically decided to catch whoever was falling and only look who that was afterwards. 100/10. Peak Optimus writing.
#fic fanart#momu fanart#maccadam#transformers#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#optimus prime#megatron#momu is so good it made me draw megatron again✊ this is what true power looks like#teeny tiny doodle of Ratchet#I love momu Optimus beyond imaginable#usually I’m much more interested in him while he’s still Orion#because Optimus feels much more restricted in his thoughts and actions you know#in fics. I forgot to say I was talking about OP in fics#but in MOMU? I don’t even know how to describe it?? He is so comforting#he is all responsible and noble but also JUST the right amount of whimsical and chaotic 🤌#also I WAS NOT PREPARED for that level of architectural descriptions#my brain went ‘bruh we don’t fucking know all those words for space station structure components let’s give up how about that’#ahahahahahdjdjjfjf#not a critique by the way absolutely not#I’m gonna reread this fic at least one more time to catch more details and understand more of#uh#*vaguely waves hands*#this. everything.#because I’m 100% sure the whole story is FILLED with more layers I haven’t catch purely because I didn’t know what to look for
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Well now when you put it like that-!
#chiligerart#comic#optimus prime#megatron#megop#transformers#transformers one#tf one#maccadam#valveplug#maybe???#idk man they’re living in my head rent free and driving me up the wall#they are both fucked up and need therapy#I have been thinking about this for weeks#slowly but surely I’m figuring out a rendering style I like
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Princess Shireen Baratheon

#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#shireen baratheon#my art#i’ve been staring at this too long and I’m starting to dislike so I think I just need to release it into the wild. be free little shireen…#you’ll never guess who put the greyscale on the wrong side of her face and had to redo it btw#I fucked up the royal portrait bro they’re sending my ass to the wall 😣
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You know what would be really funny. If Jason had the most normal/conventional food taste out of his siblings (still very far from regular people’s “normal”), he’s stuck in the manor because of an injury and therefore has to witness the culinary WAR CRIMES his siblings consume for sustenance. Since there’s no Alfred to stop them anymore, they have been running rampant.
Jason: What. The fuck. Is that.
Damian, pouring out a green sludge into two cups: father and I’s breakfast smoothie, or did you hit your head hard enough to forget the concept of a smoothie?
Jason, scooting his chair away clutching his water bottle to his chest: yeah I dont know what nuclear reactive, Gotham harbour concoction you so flagrantly bestow the title of “smoothie” on but keep that shit FAR away from me
Tim: *sits down next to Jason, cracks open a can of energy drink and pours it into a glass, pouring milk on top until it reaches the brim*
Jason, with tears in his eyes looking at Dick for help:
Dick: *shrugs, shoving a fistful of dry cheerios into his mouth*
Jason: *turns his horrified gaze to Cass*
Cass: *grins at him toothily with two heaping plates of a full English breakfast sitting in front of her. He has no idea where she got it from. She is using a set of utensils for each plate.*
Jason: *stands up calmly* maybe I should stop looking for the unstable bomb I lost in the manor the other week *walks out of the kitchen, a few moments later a shrill scream is heard*
#Bruce watching it all unfold: yay :) my kids are here :)#Jason: I’m going to hunt you all for sport#Cass: *BONK*#jason waking up in the medbay: GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN#Godzilla really fucked them up#you will not get that unless ur android im sorry#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#red Robin#robin#Tim Drake#batgirl#Cassandra Cain#damian wayne#damian al ghul#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#text post
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