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paper-beats-writers-block · 7 months ago

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your reminder that

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are brothers-in-law

#I’m going to let you figure it out #legally blonde #elle woods #emmet forrest #night at the museum #natm octavius #natm jedediah #natm jedtavius #jed and Elle would do face masks together and she would curl his hair #They would have the best blond I’s sleepovers

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gardentool · 4 months ago

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[Another Itadori training session]

Nanami: You couldn’t use Black Flash fast enough. You just killed Y/N.

Y/N: Honey…

Nanami: I can’t hear you, Y/N. You’re dead.

Nanami, to Yuji: They bled out in your lap. How will you break the news to me? Let's see.

Yuji: We don't have to do this.

Nanami: Ah, Itadori, how are things going with Y/N, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that?

Yuji: Okay, I get it.

Nanami: It's Y/N’s? This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. And…

[Nanami snaps his fingers]

Nanami: I’ve killed myself.

Yuji: Cool. I can see this is gonna be fun…

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stark-lord · 3 months ago

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Side A

#an awful lot of checking each other out going on in this show. that’s all I’m saying.#crystal thinking 'hmm. hit that??' @ every attractive person she sees never stops being funny #yeah girl go getem. let that guy have his situationship back there #kassius does the Niko-specific heart eyes SO well though #and Niko getting appreciated in this outfit makes me unreasonably happy. a field mouse!#also for some reason. this scene reminds me very strongly of laiqualaurelote's band au #was making the set when I realised. woah. same vibes.#dead boy detectives #dbda #crystal palace #niko sasaki #charles rowland #edwin payne #kassius nelson #yuyu kitamura #fuck tagging j&g this ain’t about them #my gifs #think I’m getting the hang of gifmaking?? only my second set and I’ve figured out a full workflow :D #bit addictive once you get started

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fiveredlights · 6 months ago

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old habits die screaming - chapter 1

(alternatively known as the daniel team principal au)

Visa Cash App RB @/VisaCashAppRB • 1 Nov 2027 Ricciardo Returns! Visa Cash App RB is excited to announce that former Red Bull & RB driver Daniel Ricciardo will be taking up the helm as team boss from 2028, following current team boss Laurent Mekies reduction into a part time role. Read more at the 🔗 in bio.

When Daniel’s Zandvoort injury turns out to be much worse than it first seems he officially retires at the end of the 2023 season. Five years later, he’s announced as the new team boss of RB and many people in and out of the paddock have lots of thoughts.

Told through social media integrated through work skins.

(read here)

#daniel team principal au #maxiel #f1 fic #five writes #old habits die screaming #if you’re like five how are you going to develop a relationship through social media and texts?#idk either let’s find out together i have 0 plan and i’m trying to use 110% of my brain figuring out how to do this #fun lore about me: i used to write twitter social media au's so you could say this is not my first rodeo photoshopping things for fics #i always think one wrong move and i could've been using my skills for the tik tok f1 pov self insert videos but we ended here instead

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magpie-trove · 2 months ago

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#been trying to figure out how to ‘discern God’s Will’ for years now #and think somethings finally starting to hit me #went through this phase where it was like I know God’s Will because he has Revealed it to me (wrong)#or at least like. it’s not like here is a prophetic dream of all your future and now you must make sure your decisions line up with that #<-not how it works #then I went through this phase like how can I make Any decision if I don’t know the exact decision God would have me make here? i don’t have #the roadmap how do I know which way to turn?#<-contrary to popular belief life is NOT a Highway #then I went through a phase like oh! i have to be ok not knowing and trust God! leave that all to him and just do the thing in front of me!#<-yes!! but also. still leaves me incapable of making decisions #but now I’m getting to this construct:#for trying to make decisions:#1. orient your desires toward pleasing God #ie. hm. what can I do to please God?#note: this means what can I do to *please God* as in what pleases him?#what kinds of things are good what does he like?#2. oh! he likes these kinds of things I know (from what he’s told us) so what can *I* do to please God #based on what my skills and passions and circumstances are #in my unique way how can I please God?#and then 3. pursue some of those things and let God close and open doors as he will #and work to be content which is much easier when your goal is just to please him! like a lover their beloved or a child their parent #cause if that doesn’t please Him then it’s contrary to your goal and you don’t mind losing it so much #*this is all in a case of open ended decisions especially #cause obviously if it’s a good choice or a bad choice you should do the right thing that’s God’s will #but when it’s like jobs or moves or spouses of restaurants or whatever #God’s not a fortune cookie! you can’t anticipate his providence and make it happen yourself!#he’s *providing* it as you go! unbeknownst to you generally!#anyways! that’s where I’m landing #what can I do to *please God*. what can *I* do to please God. what *can* I do to please God

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chimerahyperfix · 7 months ago

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You’re looking for something— no, someone, too, aren’t you?

(I can’t comprehend how you understand what’s going on, with your lifeless shell. Craft as you are.)

#isat #in stars and time #live a live #isat loop #cube live a live #RAHHHHHH [COMBINES MY FIXATIONS]#behold my crack fic au. tiny robot in dormont #I’m cooking let me cook. cube has the little guy little dude vibes #and is also canonically like. a baby?#their chapter in the game happens the day they were finished #so. a baby.#cube is so <3. their chapter is a space horror #I would 100% recommend at least watching a video of it #IT GOES CRAZYYYYYY #pov flicking a card that says die child die at the floor. so #anyways. this au makes no sense to anyone but me #this is MY funny house and I’m going to play in it #worlds smartest baby [a robot] figures out timeloop shit before the party more at 2 #if you ask I WILL ramble abt the concept of this au I will #<- trying desperately to get away from working on my other au post #[I need to draw smth for it and I’m struggling lollll]#sitting here like ughhh I don’t wanna draw this imageee [puts off entire au post]#ANYWAYSSSS #LOOP WOULD HATE THIS KID. the fuck is a robot.#the fuck is this damn thing and how has it read me literally immediately #how dare you be made of craft. be artificial. and be able to read my despair like a book #how dare you; a fake being made by someone else. be more human to me than the people that once were my party #how dare you want to help me when I dont know you because you didn’t EXIST in my loops #…but. uh. thanks for the coffee. even if I can’t drink it I recognize the sentiment. or whatever #falls to the floor dramatically. oughhhh loop and cube ougughhh

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camgoloud · 5 months ago

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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month #i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it #oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion #‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to #be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really #even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his #father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus #imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re #going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on #account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated #the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and #fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions #you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking #he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time #he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again #house md #robert chase #caseyposting

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anotherbummer · 25 days ago

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I loved “Im not sorry for loving you” because guess what bitch I’ve been there too and I’m not a bad person for relating to this song

Please stop hating on a character/song that people worked hard to create just because it doesn’t match your perspective of the character

#some of you don’t get that this is not the same character from the original story #epic the musical #epic the vengeance saga #calypso #i’m not sorry for loving you #love in paradise #the wisdom saga #epic the wisdom saga #I cannot stand people saying that this was emotional manipulation and that she is an awful character #I’m starting to get annoyed that people keep comparing epic the musical to the actual odyssey (specifically the female characters)#Jay and the entire Epic team worked hard on these songs and this story to paint these characters in a new light #they choose to toned down the bad things that characters did to allow the audience to sympathize more with them #it’s so easy to hate a bad character for being obviously bad #but it takes more critical thinking to figure out the motives and reasons for a characters actions #i could go on #let me go on

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thedevilsfamiliar · 29 days ago

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Those fics where Tim figures out who Red Hood is before the Tower incident and purposely goes to find Jason only to find Jason in such a state that he can’t bring the man home like this

Tim: Jesus, he needs therapy. I need therapy. Jason? Buddy? Can you hear me?

Jason, tied up and glaring daggers at Tim: I’m going to murder you.

Tim: yeah yeah you said that already. Listen. How would you feel if I found us a family therapist—

Jason: dead. I’m going to kill you dead. With a chainsaw.

Tim: you’re not helping the “I need therapy” allegations, Jason. Look, I am thinking about using my own money but we’re going to have to be discreet about this. Bruce checks my finances.

Jason: with my bare hands. Kill you with my bare fucking hands.

Tim: I need to read your files again, you sure you weren’t in theater?

Jason:

Jason: Timothy.

Tim: it’s Tim. Yes?

Jason: are you allergic to anything?

Tim: oh my god, Jason, stop trying to kill me, I’m trying to heal you so you can reunite with your family.

Jason: gonna shove a whole bunch of food down your throat and see if something happens or if you choke to death.

Tim: insufferable is what you are.

#Tim: I have my work cut out for me but by the gods am I making this man go to therapy #Jason: therapy doesn’t help if I don’t consent to it idiot #Tim: fuck you for being right #Jason: let me go and I won’t kill you… today.#Tim: no I’m figuring something out. what about Stockholm syndrome?#Jason (privately wondering where the fuck Bruce found this kid): excuse me?#Tim: yeah yeah Stockholm could work #Jason:… help. HELP?#Tim: come back home and be happy about it or I’m making you love me #Jason (quietly): what the fuck #Jason Todd #tim drake #I am a fan of dark!tim drake

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fantasticgothicpeachsludge · 5 months ago

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Help! I’ve fallen for a rarepair from a show that ended 6 years 1 month and 7 days ago!

And by rarepair I mean there is one singular fic about them where they’re not a side ship or in a collection of smut drabbles

#don’t worry Graham and Jefferson I saw the way you never interacted but were in such similar situations caused by the same woman #all it would have taken was for Graham to get some kind of hint that Jefferson knew and he could have gone to him :.(#gotten the help he needed from someone who actually knew what was going on #JEFFERSON WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT THE VAULT #HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PUT GRAHAMS HEART BACK #THE COMFORT THEY WOULD GET FROM EACH OTHER #Jefferson having someone who remembers ;~;#Graham having someone who knows he’s not crazy #who could protect him from Regina ;~;#Graham could live with him in his mansion in the woods #with his wolf brother right there #and let’s be real Graham would not have been okay after getting his heart back #like he was literally emotionally numb and being abused for thirty years #everything that happened to him and what he was forced to do would have hit him like a truck the minute it was back in his chest #probably would have had a panic attack immediately #probably the only way he would feel safe is as far from Regina he could get (Jefferson’s mansion in the middle of the woods)#in a locked room and with his wolf brother right there #I just think they could be a really soft friends to lovers okay #ouat #jefferson ouat #graham humbert #huntsman ouat #once upon a time #also I’m not Regina bashing down here I just wish Grahams abuse and trauma was treated better #like there’s no way in hell he would ever forgive her or feel safe around her #he’d probably want her dead #another thing he and Jefferson have in common #but I can imagine him never acting on it and just completely removing himself from the show and living a safe and comfortable cottage-core #life with Jefferson and Grace #and his wolf brother

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itspileofgoodthings · 3 days ago

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one of my favorite things about getting older is that I’m just more sure and more confident in taking control in social situations and making other people feel at ease. I really love it!

#have always wanted to be good at it but it takes time #at least for me #my mom was describing one of her college friends to me the other day #and she goes ‘yeah she was kind of like you. personable and direct and kind.#‘and she was always going to deal with you (positive) instead of ignoring you’#honestly compliment of all time! because it does not come totally naturally to me #and there’s a lot that gets in my way—shyness anxiety a certain stiffness #but I love when i can feel it sort of giving way #anyway just rambling #also once again teaching has helped with this so much #because kids HAVE to be guided through a social situation. they don’t know what to do #and if I let them run it it’s always stupid #so just taking control asking the questions kind of —situating them so we can have a moment and then I can dismiss them #not that I do the same with adults lol. but works more often than you think #just having some direction and taking charge of a social interaction #I remember this comedian once saying he loved when someone took control in a social situation re: greetings/handshakes/hugs #like ‘oh thank goodness someone is figuring this out’ it’s so true and so funny skskdkdjd #I hope there is nothing peremptory about it! but I often find I’m so much ruder by doing nothing #than by being proactively kind and (hopefully) appropriate to the occasion #you know I’ve spoken on it before but my life really changed #when I made myself go back and say goodbye to my students after graduation my second year teaching #like. I literally ran away because I was so shy and it felt so awkward and no one was taking charge of how to do it #and the students wouldn’t (can’t) so it felt like they didn’t want to #and then I realized no—if someone is going to take the lead here it has to be me #and then I did! and there was in fact so much love waiting for me #people just don’t know how to show it #so you have to give them an opportunity #this is so many thoughts but I feel this sooooo much and I care about it so much

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lesbianpegbar · 2 years ago

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also can i just say how funny it is that the two people who actually know what’s going on and how to deal with the infinity devil, yoshida, a professional public safety devil hunter, and denji, who worked in public safety and sent the infinity devil to hell and is literally chainsaw man, have just decided to sit back and observe normal ass high school kids try to deal with this. that one kid who is like “okay im president of the devil hunting club so i’m in charge” sir there are literally two professional public safety devil hunters right next to you. chainsaw man is in the room. sir.

#i know that they don’t know denji worked at public safety and is chainsaw man #BUT they do know for sure that yoshida is a public safety devil hunter and then this bitch is still like ‘i’m in charge’ HUH #meanwhile asa told denji to shut up and he was like fine bet i’m leaving you all figure it out #and yoshidas just watching all of this with that stupid grin on his face #i love them for that #also i feel like there’s obviously more going on with the kid who claims to be chainsaw man than he’s letting on but regardless #this situations just so fucking funny #chainsaw man #chainsaw man spoilers #chainsaw man manga spoilers #mine

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whenthegoldrays · 25 days ago

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overthinking … nooo ……

#god help me I am having too many thoughts #about things that are not even remotely relevant right now #I really need to adopt the “cross that bridge when I come to it” mentality #because sheeeeesh #this is also sort of bestie number two’s fault because she’s the one who asked me all those questions #“what are you going to do if he confesses to you” GIRL I DON’T KNOW! I’m barely trying to establish a friendship right now #but of course now I AM wondering what I’d do #well I’ll tell you one thing I’m not going to be cruel like those kdrama female leads #that break the heart of the guy they like just because they think it’s better to let him go right now #if — IF! — that ever happened #I guess I’d let him express himself and then express myself and explain where I’m at right now #and we’d figure something out #which would be a sign of trust and teamliness I’d say!#but anyway. that’s like step 50. right now I’m on step 3 #and who knows if I’ll go beyond this one #it’s actually his job to take the next one (texting me again) and I will NOT jump the gun under any circumstances #so. yep. actually expressing myself here made me calm down and not have so many abstract swirling thoughts #elly's posts #🍮

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psqqa · 2 years ago

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babe, could you phrase this literally any other way??

#😭😭😭#i know your Main Character Energy is strong #but let’s not rely on it too heavily yeah #(well #if nothing else we’re definitely getting +2T)#figure skating #shoma uno #i feel like he must have decided he can at least get through it decently or he would have withdrawn so japan could sub in someone else #i don’t think he’d risk japan’s 3 spots #not when their field is so deep and any of those amazing alts could be called up so easily #idk hard to say when defending world champion undefeated over the season at a home worlds #with the draw having happened i’m sure we’re past the point he could be subbed out if he withdrew #but i’m not sure if the draw was the cutoff point or if it was earlier #edit: now that i have actually made this post i see the virtues of this screenshot as a reaction image #so i think you should all go make that happen

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cattons · 1 year ago

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emerald fennell will get on her zoom and say [posh voice] Nooo no darling the rich people are the worrssstt. You’re supposed to side with the povvo. referring to the 130 minute film she helmed in which a family of prejudiced but loveable aristocrats are murdered and usurped by an upper middle class lunatic

#saltburn #i truly cannot figure her out #insight into her relationship with her own class perhaps #read an interview where she said she’d ‘never get a look in at a place like saltburn’#(which is hilarious considering she called in a favour from a friend at Tatler to let her borrow this exclusive country manor for her movie)#and she’s repeatedly acknowledged her own privilege #but never without further rambling about how embarrassed she is to be posh #so now i’m like okayyy. are you oliver #i have at least 5 different theories about her message here i could go on all day #but probably just an underdeveloped mix of her own ignorance & love for plot twists & lack of clarity about oliver’s motivations #i’m likely putting more thought into the class themes in this than she did #ok sorry for the drivel i don’t know anyone eager to talk about this like i am and i had to get it out #u wouldn’t know by the way i speak of it but i gave this movie 4.5 stars on letterboxd #and a heart

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magpie-trove · 2 months ago

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I put on the new Lego Star Wars to have a silly fun time and instead I’m feeling so life altering revelations rn

#had a long anxious day trying to figure out what to do about the Future #because there are a million paths none clear and all involving change #and that gave me Anxietié #so I decided No More! let’s watch the silly new Lego Star Wars!#and it’s all bro change is not always good this place is safe and boring but good!#and change immediately happens and the bro is yelling listen you’re too afraid to live your life do something!! you have a call!! you have #abilities! you can’t waste them!#so he’s likeaaah ok and pulls 1 (one) brick and everything. EVERYTHING is destroyed #but then I’m like hm maybe there Is value in the ordinary and fundamental but maybe to get to it Really you gotta go around #maybe you gotta live and change and follow the call and maybe that will restore the world to you in the end #maybe the world will always be changing and your fear of change is a trying to make eternal the things not eternal #and maybe you just gotta let them be and come and go and store them up in heaven #where they are eternal #and maybe you gotta adapt and change too #anyways wow whelp #this kids cartoon is opportunly calling me Out

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