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cat can:
snuggle
biting you
eat food AND plastic
so scared of car sounds
locate Bug
Make sounds
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So much color and tone variation just in the simple and humble domestic shorthair black kitty…
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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
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lan xichen saying "under no circumstances can i defame the lan principles" and then like 20 episodes later hes doing shots with his brothers evil boyfriend Come on man
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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat
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extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume
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