#I was Sirius

[pqdfootsmoon]

*sirius and regulus watching a movie*

sirius: siblings never refer to each other as 'sis' and 'bro.' why do movies keep doing that? it's weird.

regulus: yeah, clearly the writers don't have any siblings.

*two seconds later*

sirius: bro, did you see that?

[clodyghost]

the marauders as things my friends said today:

Remus: I’d never get kidnapped

James: Why?

Remus: because they’d say ‘i’m a friend of your mams’ and i’d just tell them she’s been dead since i was 5

Sirius: hahahah

James: that’s not funny! go to therapy!

[immortalbutterflycos]

Based off of the *actual* events of what happened to me at work tonight:

James looking for Sirius in the stock room at work after customers overwhelmed him to the point of a meltdown: "Hey... Are you okay?"

Sirius, still sobbing from underneath a large, empty box in the farthest corner of the room: "No..."

James, earnestly: "I know this job sucks... I'm sorry they were so shitty to you." Sirius, starting to laugh which just makes him cry harder: "I'm in a box!" James, truly trying not to laugh and failing: "Yes, you are. It's kind of great actually."

Sirius finally starts to laugh a bit more even as he continues to cry and pulls the box off of himself to look up at James, who is helping remove it the rest of the way: "I know, it's so stupid."

Later, after things have calmed down:

Remus, who took over the register for Sirius when it all went done: "I yelled at all of them as soon as they got to the window." Peter, who was coming out of the bathroom when he asked Sirius if he was okay and could only stand and watch as Sirius said "No" before picking up the random empty box on the ground and crouching down under it in the corner to cry: "I have to admit, it was really funny watching you get into the box but I couldn't laugh."

[thatboisus]

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

[justsmth2]

I was rereading poa and got carried away

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[bethsvrse]

pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink

[alloffandoms]

13yr old Sirius telling 13yr old James that his "sister was absolutely out of limits" about 12yr old pre-transition Regulus.

15yr old James telling a very angry 15yr old Sirius that, in his defense, he had said his sister was out of limits, not his brother.

[beataylorsversion]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[dellaray]

Chapter 2: First Year: The Hogwarts Express

“None of you are related to me, are you?” He drawled. He had the same high, upper class accent that Peter and James had. Remus disliked them all at once, knowing that they’d think he was common – and a half blood, whatever that was.

“Don’t think so.” James replied, grinning, “James Potter.” He held out a hand again. The other boy shook it, easily,

“Oh good, a Potter. Dad told me not to talk to you.”

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[starkingdraws]

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?

Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

Remus: That's cute

Sirius: It was NOT cute!

Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.

[lexithwrites]

ac: @syrcinus (brought my vision to life I’m so happy)

“My Uncle was smart to hire you.”

“Because I’m good at my job?”

“Well, yes, but you’re also lovely to look at, darling.”

[pretentiouswreckingball]

Jegulus "hear me out" cake but it's just Regulus putting Fleamont's picture on it over and over again

[kateroning]

I don’t support jk rowlings transphobic bullshit!