#I wanna write about my dead gay wizards

[tamprongs-and-padsfoot]

The URGE to write an absolutely heart wrenching and angst-filled fanfic is KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. But do I have the motivation? Lmao no

[florsial]

Jegulus as Orpheus and Eurydice!

i feel like crying.

He felt the strong winds from below pull him under. Blowing his curls aside and drying the wetness forming in his eyes.

Why had James turned back? They were so close.

They had been so close, that the sun was peaking through, its bright rays holding out for them, waiting for them to cross the border of life and death so they could be together again. But it was in vain because James stopped in front of the entrance and now Regulus feels himself being pulled under as James' loud laughter twists into cries.

They weren't supposed to end like this. They were supposed to be happy in this life. Regulus had imagined the life they would lead when they finally got out as he trailed behind. They would raise cats and dance in the meadows, James would play his music and Regulus would sing with him, they would live out their days happily married because how could Regulus forget that they had only been married for a few hours? The happiest hours of his life.

And now, as Regulus dies for the second time, he finds he can't utter a complaint against his husband because what was there to complain of? That he had been loved?

[crimsonlovebartylus]

i was listening to this song and immediately thought about barty and regulus, and how they probably crossed paths a few times before they meet.

[sweeterelease]

hello?? it's been less than a month since i started posting, thank you so much for indulging my current obsession! i promise to always deliver my most unhinged and delusional thoughts.

to all my mutuals and friends here i hope you're having a great day, thank you again for all your feedback and screaming about gay dead wizards with me ◡̈ i cherish this blog for inciting me to write again and helping me get over my month's block (ty jegulus)

i would love to take requests and write for you, headcanons, fave dynamics, any questions, or just if you wanna talk, pls my ask is always open!! i love yapping over there <3

love, SR

[doting-dov3]

The trope where the main protagonist/love interest finds out the one they’ve fallen in love with only went out with them as a bet (and forgot about it because they fell in love, just ignored the bets existence or something or other) is fun an all but like, if I found out the person I was going out with only went out with me as a bet they’d be kicked to the curb so quick.

What do you mean you spent hours upon hours (probably weeks) with me; during which time you took me on nice little dates, held my hand, LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME YOU LOVED/LIKED ME, met my parents/siblings (AND ALSO LOOKED THEM IN THE EYE), had me meet your family/friends all the while knowing it was for a bet.

Honestly you don’t just forget that for a start, wth? You have to be some kind of manipulative/sadistic person for that, right?

Like, it’s not even a case and matter of my personal feelings cause what do you mean you got close and personal with someone while knowing you’re going to crush their confidence entirely? That’s not the kind of person I wanna be around. If I wouldn’t let someone like that date my mum I wouldn’t let someone like that date me.

I also wouldn’t let that slide if it was just some stranger, if I knew someone was going to do that to another human being I would be letting them know. It’s just plain cruel and down right sadistic, if you get me?

(Sorry if this didn’t make sense 😭 the only time I’m articulate is when I’m writing about dead gay wizards and punk vampires that live in a damn cave 🤓)

[itsjustfire4]

Honestly i hate school sm like i just wanna read, write, and draw about silly little dead gay wizards from the 70s, sell my art, and be dumb with my friends but i have to spend almost all my time doing school work and studying bc my gpa and grades mean way to much to me and my mental health 💀🤡

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

I think it's also because there is this belief that as you get older, you stop having fun, and some activities become "beneath" you.

I'm 30 (not quite old), but I remember when I was 18 and looking at 30 years old thinking whoa these people have it all figured out they're so adult. But like... I call my mom because I don't know how to remove stains off my clothes sometimes. I call my dad because I have insurance questions and no one taught me how this shit works. I work a job, make money, rent a place, have a cat, but then I go home and I write fanfiction, or I go roller skating, or read trashy romances, decide to make a chocolate cake and that's all I'll be eating for dinner.

Let me stress how unadult adults are. We're just kids with more life experience.

Growing up doesn't mean you abandon all the fun things, it just means you have some boring paperwork to take care of and if you stop working you're kind of fucked (Yeah it's not great).

I'm an adult doing and adult job, but every day before I go to work I have to put on my "adult" costume and I pretend my way through work.

The whole time, I'm thinking about dead gay wizards and my cat, the next time I'm going to see my best friend and the next show I'm going to watch, whether we should eat tacos or ice cream, and if we should do something stupid on the weekend.

You don't grow up, you just grow old. If you're into fanfic at 13, it's not gonna disappear. You'll just become better at it. AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T, I can't stress how relaxing it is to just do a hobby you like knowing your boss/family isn't going to judge it. (WHICH IS ALSO WHY negative comments aren't welcome. Beside literally all the other reasons we've all read a thousand times, we're just out here playing with our blorblos to relax from being stressed out from the real world. Sometimes we don't need our hobbies to be perfect. We just wanna do the thing, and relax.)

I just saw someone say AO3 is “gay teens writing gay shit” and I have no idea how to tell you that most of the writers you love so much are adults.

[styxhuntress]

Fanfic Idea

It’s a Harry Potter and Stranger Things crossover. The ship is Harry x Will. Harry left Hogwarts after the triwizard tournament (whether Voldie is still a problem is up to you) and moves to california where he meets Will. In my version he’s living in the Muggle world under the name Hadrian Peverell and self-studying for his O.W.Ls because of various reasons, and he’s emancipated so he lives by himself. He tutors El in math and English and gets to know Will and they fall for each other. (I hate Byler and Mike/El cause Mike is a total asshat and his relationship with El is not healthy in the slightest) Will learns about Harry’s magic and Harry learns about El’s powers and hypothesizes that her abilities are made possible because unlike most muggles she built her own connection to her magical core* (*see detailed explanation at the bottom) but anyways, Will has angst surrounding being gay in the 80s, Harry has angst because he’s Harry Fucking Potter. This is all before the main plot which is basically a retelling of Season 4 but if Harry was in their lives.

In my version he isn’t around when the early events of volume 4 take place because Will wanted to hang out with Mike and didn't feel it was cool for him to bring a stranger along, he eventually shows up at Will’’s place to find it shot up, he goes looking for him, finds him after they leave Suzie’s and then Will begs him to go help his friends in Hawkins while he goes looking for his sister, Harry does. So you end up with two storylines, Will’s slightly altered version of canon (where the tension between him and mike gets intense and Mike is demanding to know who Harry is and why Will just outright tells him everything etc), and Harry helping the Hawkins crew battle Vecna. Eddie survives and Max doesn’t end up in a coma in my version, also Harry manages to clear the entire crew of suspicion at one point or another, etc.

I also had this vision of a few chapters of epilogue where Will’s friends and Family find out about his and Harry’s real relationship, Will and Robin become Gay Buddies, Eddie too since well.. you know, and Steve being the “straight best friend” (who may or may not be bi, but that’s up to you) and also in my version Mike is a total dick, and he and El break up after she realizes what a douche he is to everyone besides her and sides with her brother after some kind of altercation. When the Byers family moves back to Hawkins, Harry moves too because they are the only family he has. The world doesn’t split open, and Vecna is dead for good etc. El is studied by the wizarding world to determine if her abilities will cause long term damage and to help her develop her core and learn actual spells.

*So basically in this universe, everyone has a magical core, Muggles included. Wizards however are born with a connection to their core and thus are able to harness it and use it. In this fic Brenner essentially forced this connection into existence which is why they have nosebleeds, the strain of focusing the intense power of their core through a forced artificial connection causes stress on the body.

Obviously you can change it to suit your own ideas and preferences, but if you do write it make sure to send me a DM letting me know you wrote it as I do want to read a fic like this. I'm also happy to help beta the fic or provide help or smaller ideas if you want, I just know that if I start writing it my hyper-fixation will eventually fade (probably before I finish it) and I do not wanna leave y’all with an unfinished fic. Send me a DM if you want me to do one of those things!

[xysidhe]

Hahahahaaaa

Y'all know that jegulus fic I decided to write?

Well chapter 2 is done.

It's currently sitting at 8.9k words.

Before editing, which can add 100-1000 words depending on my mood.

This fic is going to be massive I can feel it.

Send

Help.

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DnD CHARACTERS TIME WHOOOOOO since i'm obsessed with creating funky gay magical people, and have about 20 character ideas, over the past few months i've been drawing a few of them in between my usual fanart :) if you wanna know more i'm leaving some info below ;D

these six nerds are the most developed characters i have so far, and i've only gotten to play Thessa and Valax a little before becoming my party's DM. but here they are!!

🗡️🌊 Leonard, tiefling swashbuckler rogue Ah, this fucker. He's a pirate, he's horrible, he's a tease and he only cares about himself and making gold. No horribly depressed backstory except for like, class struggle and being an orphan, he's sure to make a show everywhere he goes. With a rapier and a dagger always by his side, getting himself into trouble is always at the top of his list. At least they're entertaining and fun to be around, and being enticing sure helps draw attention away from the pickpocketing every here and there.

⚔️🛡️ Thessalya, human battle master fighter Ok ok I'm guilty of giving her way more trauma than I should have, but I love making characters go through fucked up shit and still end up being kind. That's her. Her parents abandoned her while their village was attacked and destroyed, was then captured by some shitty army. Almost died a few times from failed escape attempts, all while she was eight, but eventually she was able to run away! And thank the gods, some good knights took her in and helped her! Now she was two cool dads that taught her how to fight (and sing a little) and she loves studying history and philosophy. She's seen a lot of evil in the world so she hopes she can be strong enough to protect those who need help every now and again.

🌲🌒 Valax Roseshade, wood elf, gloom stalker ranger He's sad. He's a forest hobo. He was literally raised by wolves. He's 300 years old and tired. He smells like grass and fungi all the time. He doesn't talk about his religious trauma. He doesn't talk much in general. Still, he's a deadly shot and a good addition to a party who needs help getting around any large terrain with trees. Always looking to keep the balance between nature and civilization, hunting undead evils and shit. Yeah.

🐺🔥 Navah, human barbarian, path of the beast (possible blood hunter multiclass) Navah also suffers a bad case of parents are dead (and lycanthropy, lol), but she channels her emotions in a very different way. She has a giant axe, she's hairy, she's loud, she likes taking up space and occasionally turns into a wolf. She controls her anger, the part of her which knows she deserves better, to help folk with some extra muscle, even forging her own badass weapons (as long as there's no silver involved).

🎶🎭 Asra, moon elf, college of lore bard The Veiled Siren, as most know her by her stage name, is but a simple bard traveling from town to town. They've been on the road for many years, and home is every place where she makes friends. With a complicated past, they've managed to leave everything behind and start anew, and are enjoying the simple things in life while on a quest to inspire confidence in those who struggle with believing in themselves.

🔫✨ Elphi, tiefling gunslinger fighter/order of scribes wizard Wizard with a gun my beloved. She's smart and skilled but visibly struggles holding conversations with anyone that's not a magical talking book. I don't know who gives a kid a gun, but thankfully whoever that was taught her proper safety. Well, whoever that was, no way they're crazier than the nerdy archivist that took her in and offered his library/home for the energetic pink little demon. She's read many books about wonderful and dangerous adventures and is looking forward to write her own!

>>> i love getting asks about anything so if there's any more fun info you're curios about, don't hesitate to drop by <33

[dntknonuttin]

You know you wanna do the meme for odie u silly goose

I DO THIS IS WHY I REBLOGGED THAT POST IN THE FIRST PLACE.

So, I am like the only human probably left on earth who still cares about Odie from Soul Nomad BUT I wanna just share my feelings about him soooo bad.

Sexuality Headcanon: Just everything we see in-game, I have to say THIS MAN IS GAY, GAY AS SHIT. maybe Bi so I can selfship myself with him. But yeah, This guy totally likes dudes.

Gender Headcanon: MOST Likely Cis Male... but.. IDK I can totally see this middle-aged dork maybe... dressing in cute clothes... 👀 (Vitali plz give him a makeover he needs one so bad)

A ship I have with said character: I to this DAY have no idea how in the height of the yaoi shipping for the sake of shipping-era of the late 2000s, NO ONE shipped him with Endorph, SERIOUSLY? Those two BOTH had a really deep bonding moment. It was like, the ONE time anyone had any faith in Odie at ALL, and that memory helped him actually unlock an ancient magic barrier! (that's revealed later in the game it wasn't ALL that impressive he did that BUT STILL.) Just one of these days I'm writing a fic shipping them I swear to GOD.

A BROTP I have with said character: Just the ending he has with Revya is super cute qwq he's like so thankful for them for believing in him! (He calls Revya his guardian angel! that's so sweet!) I like to think he just becomes Revya's weird doofy magic uncle C:>

A NOTP I have with said character: IDK if anyone ships them, but I think even the ending they have with Revya goes out of its way to NOT depict them romantically?! (thank god, Revya's like 17?!? that be really gross.) just basically anyone who's young/under 18 I just.. Nah don't ship em with the weird middle-aged wizard.

A random headcanon: I am convinced his dad, whoever the previous Dio was, did legit abuse him, like he totally lacks all confidence in himself, and just tries so hard to be at ALL taken seriously at all. Like I know he's like a 'haha funny midboss character', I know, but I really think he had a shitty childhood and his dad was an utter asshole to him and disowned him out when he was pretty young :<.

General Opinion over said character: HE IS SO UNDERRATED? I feel a lot of that is he's doofy as fuck looking and not an anime pretty boy like a lot of nippon ichi characters are, (let alone midboss characters, who are normally ALL pretty boys.) But! He's really a good character! He's fun! his theme music is sad clown music basically! I know this fandom is basically dead and he's never gonna get his time to shine but... IDK I guess my message to the 5 Soul Nomad Fans who are still semi-active, just, he deserves more love...

[bookfreaky]

To Harry Potter Fans Everywhere...

I’m a writer but foremost I am a transgender woman, and I grew up with HP movies and books, at some point in my adult like J.K. Rowling inspired me to start writing myself, for that I am thankful. Now, Rowling has not shown her transphobia just now, I know that, but I feel like now she has completely exposed which her views are to everyone who understands and feels transphobia, LGBT-phobia or who minimally cares about the issue. I feel not only revolted but also betrayed since I loved HP and the whole concept of a Wizarding World that she’s created in her books.  

To me, Rowling is cancelled, her so called “feminism” that doesn’t include trans woman, that doesn’t include me, is fake. Her LGBT-friendly façade has been debunked. But I won’t let her destroy my enjoyment in the works of Harry Potter and universe; neither should you let her prevent you from enjoying it. The same way one shouldn’t stop oneself from enjoying a Picasso painting because he was a sexual predator; or watching a Bertolucci movie for the same reason. I believe that once the opera is done and finished, the maestro has no control over it. It belongs to the people, to the world (even if not legally speaking).

Now that’s what we all should do: never again let anyone forget that those paintings and those movies are created by sexist pigs, and the same must be applied to Rowling. It should never be unsaid that Harry Potter and the Wizarding World is a (wonderful) creation of a transphobic woman. That said…

I pledge to all fanfic writers and fan fiction artists everywhere that love HP but do not condone J.K. Rowling’s views and behaviour to please, please, include trans narratives in your work, transgender characters, talk to trans folk to and let their voices find their way into the literature, even if it’s to invade Rowling’s work. I wanna see a redemption arc to a Draco Malfoy who is transsexual and suffered internalised self-hate all his school years and now, 19 years later, SHE is fine and happy. I wanna hear stories of Hermione coming out as a gay trans man now that she feels more comfortable with her masculinity and not having to be the best in everything. I wanna see magic potions who work better than muggle hormonal therapy, or spells that can fix genital dysphoria (I dream it was that simple!). If you love Harry Potter as a work of literature, or cinema, it’s not cancelled. We can fix this letting inclusivity come in.

J.K. Rowling is dead. Her work lives.

Happy Pride Month!  

[swordbreakerz]

✨ for all of them, 🎥 for treasure planet and guardians of gahoole, 🍀 for 9-1-1 and penumbra, 📃 for unicorn chronicles, 🏳️‍🌈 for howls, treasure planet and legend of zelda, and 💎 for any ones you have facts for lol

you spoil me uwu

🎥 - ok for treasure planet, gotta be the 12 years later scene in the beginning and the zoom in to the spaceport, the way it transitions from jim reading under the blankets to him flying on his solar surfer is so chefs kiss, and just like. everything about to the spaceport lmao, fr guardians definitely the scene where soren flies through the fire and then blows up the pulley system to get rid of the flecks energy, bro when hes flying above it all holding the lantern before he dives down to save them? chills

🍀 - you know im on that projection shit w/ juno steel, ive truly never like connected with a character like that before and he’s really really helped me thru my recovery and transition lol, fr 911 uhhh ig buck or eddie? i havent Thought About It or like consumed it enough times yet to rly settle on someone but fr now,,, they

🏳️‍🌈 - ok for howls, Everyone Is Bi/Pan, howl is trans and autistic and i will die on that hill, fr treasure planet jim and cpt amelia are both trans and both of them + doppler are autistic, fr loz link is trans, autistic and semi nonverbal and communicates primarily with asl, post twilight princess zelda says fuck it and finds a way back into the twilight realm and she midna and link hang out, most of these boil down to everyone i love is trans gay and autistic because i say so lmaooo

📃 - OK SO. without like, spoiling too many plot points, our main character is cara and she lives with her grandmother. her mom is dead and dad is out of the picture. one day theyre getting chased by these people that her grandma knows and cara gets thrown into an alternate realm full of fantasy creatures using her grandmothers amulet. she meets a unicorn named lightfoot and a bunch of other rad people and basically, starts a journey to save that world from the Hunters. the Hunters are an organisation who specifically hate unicorns and want them all dead, led by Beloved, and cara and her friends have to try and stop them from entering the world and wiping them out. its sooo so so good and i highly recommend it cause i have no one to talk to about it please god

✨ - oh boy uh, well. im just gonna like list them out lmao

unicorn chronicles: i loved unicorns as a kid and read it when i was in elementary school, and over the years its remained just as compelling and well written as i remember and like. god the whole concept is so godamn cool and all the subplots that get introduced are fuckign fantastic and like all the different creatures are amazing i literally cant sing its praises enough

howls moving castle: must i have a logical reason? is it not to vicariously live my fantasy of running away to the countryside with a wizard boyfriend, his demon and his apprentice?? for real though, its such a fantastic story with beautiful visuals in the movie and wonderfully compelling prose in the book, and esp in the movie the whole time travel subplot with sophie seeing howl and calcifer in the past and then howl finding her in the future makes me go feral

penumbra: gays in space. need i say more? im a huge slut for gay found family and especially in futuristic space, and im a huge big fan of the lgbt utopia its created. like yeah capitalism sucks but at least im not gonne get misgendered in space starbucks, u kno? all the writing and dialogue is so incredible and the SOUND DESIGN GOD, alex i know u specifically can relate when i say i would kill a man for sophie and her incredible sound design skills, like dude the dance scene in man in glass p2 you can hear every single individual step they take and every swish of junos dress and i jusT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god its so good, plus the whole the characters help me work through my trauma and repressed anger haha

911: this one is entirely your fault. so obligatory horny on main everyone on that show is so hot i want oliver stark to cradle me gently in his beefy arms oh my god. other than Men, the way it drives home the whole ‘you can’t save everyone, and it will kill you to try, so just focus on what you can do and keep living’ makes me so emo. the way it tackles big bureaucratic issues as well as closer to home interpersonal ones is amazing and i love how it shows people going through and dealing realistically with trauma.

treasure planet: again, who doesnt want to live in Cool Steampunk Space Travel Future? i really really love jims story and his arc, the way he deals with his trauma is uhh very familiar lol and his relationship with silver is like the ideal. the story is just the coolest concept and i love all the wonderful character design and animation, plus the soundtrack SLAPS and everything is beautiful

legend of zelda: ive been associated with this series from a very young age due to my name and as soon as i gave into my fate and looked it up for real i just kinda fell into it lol. i cant really tell you exactly what draws me to it besides ‘wow fun game!’ and ‘god i wish that were me,’ but like the absurd amount of detail thats put into each installment and the creative ways they retell essentially the same/similar story over and over is incredible

guardians of gahoole: so i had the same experience with this and treasure planet which is i remembered ‘oh hey this is a movie that exists and i cant clearly remember watching it, ill look it up :)’ and then it consumed my life for a solid 3 months. firstly this movie is absolutely gorgeous, the animation and framing is fucking stunning and the way they handled owls talking like people as far as the movement of their very inflexible beaks was amazing. it sort of has the same draw for me as warrior cats? secret animal society ft incredibly traumatic experiences and the characters dealing with it. like, the whole concept is just so fuckign wild and it works so well, i rly enjoy this niche genre.

💎 - alright trivia time, so guardians of gahoole is based on a book series and the movie only covers part of the first arc i think idk, BUT theres another series set in the same universe called wolves of the beyond that i devoured when i was younger! i didnt know they were connected for the longest time and when i found out i was :000, i still rly love wolves of the beyond and wanna reread it, as well as read the actual gahoole books. in the howls books, sophie is a redhead! also, markl is named michael and like a fully functioning young adult who ends up marrying one of sophies sisters. treasure planet is, obviously, based off treasure island but its so much better than the book dont bother reading it lol i tried and it was boring. there was plans for a treasure planet sequel that was fully scripted and cast but it was cancelled cause disney sabotaged treasure planet from the start with the shitty release and advertising and tldr we were ROBBED, also amelias concept was much more octopus like and while that wldve been rad im p glad she was switched to a cat for. several reasons lol. uhh i dont have a lot of Fun Facts abt the unicorn chronicles but for the longest time i thought there were only 3 books and then last year i found the fourth book by chance in a kitsch store and nearly had a breakdown i was so happy, like full on i started shaking and crying cause there was so much joy in my body i cldnt contain it.

thats all i can think of tysm ily, to anyone who read all of this bless u please watch guardians of gahoole and read the unicorn chronicles i will love u forever

[itsswimmingtragedycollection]

The Dumpster Fire that is ‘The Order’

First of all, why is his show labeled as a horror? My humble guess is that it was intended for younger audiences?? I genuinely wanna know. Because, even if it was for teens, some blood and a few dead bodies does not a horror make.  Secondly, what the fuck? And I truly mean that.  I mean, the idea itself doesn’t sound bad at all. A college student joins a secret society and finds out his supposedly evil dad is the head of it? He’s also in a werewolf club that fights that same secret society? Sign me tf up. But the execution just takes a really weird turn.  From the get go, you kinda aren’t sure if the show wants to be takes seriously or not. And that question is never answered. Literally in the opening scene the letter changes from ‘we regret to inform you’ to ‘congratulations’ in front of Jack’s eyes and he has absolutely no reaction whatsoever to that peculiar development, which kind of screams ‘not to be taken seriously’ similarly to the whole ‘My evil dad killed my mom so naturally I’m gonna join a secret society, become someone important and powerful and eventually use that power to fight him.’ Who on earth plots a revenge along those lines? But then a second later, the plot falls back in the supernatural drama category.  To top it all off there’s a whole lot of ‘woke humor’ which most of the time comes across as cringe worthy edginess we’re all happy we outgrew after HS.  But, even if you could somehow get pas the not-so-subtle jumps from complete absurdity to realism, there’s nothing else to hold on to. No character, no relationship, no plot line we’re offered is strong enough to pull us in.  In fact. one of the most annoying things about The Order is that basically no character has a personality. I am 8 episodes deep (and I don’t intend to finish it because that’s how boring it is) and I still don’t know anything substantial about anyone. And can we take a second to just look at Jake’s relationship with Alyssa? What even is that? Are they flirting are they not, does he really like her or is she a means to an end, is she into him or his dad, why are they kissing and why does it look so uncomfortable, did they just cast two people with the least chemistry on purpose or is bad writing/directing? So many questions. If we draw a parallel between Jack’s progress with her and him being on board with the wolves, it makes even less sense. He needs how many episodes to decide to try and kiss her, but when it comes to dedicating your whole life to fighting bad magic, you go from ‘no way, you’re all insane, you made me kill an innocent man’ to ‘I pledge my life to the cause’ within two seconds.   Speaking of things that make no sense, I have to mention Jack’s ‘friendship’ with Amir. Don’t get me wrong, I get that we meet people and think to ourselves how that could grow into a beautiful friendship, but acting as if someone you just met is really your friend, and that odd flashback to like one beer they shared, when Amir was found dead, is just... I don’t even know what to say.  The Order as an organization is equally puzzling. Who are they? Why are they? What’s the purpose, what’s the goal, the mission? I can’t settle for just a group of magic users who follow strict hierarchies but kinda all look out for themselves and don’t really like each other that much. And occasionally sacrifice goats. And change people’s memories.(And they can revive a golem and ask it who made it, but the fact that Jack, who found out about magic like yesterday, sabotaged their spell somehow goes right over their magical heads. ) But essentially it’s for the good of the whole wide world.????????????? And the masks are what makes me think an 8yo came up with the whole concept.  If you thought the werewolf knights are any less confusing, think again. They hear noises when ‘bad magic’ happens and solve it by killing anything that moves. Heroes. Also, how do they know what they are supposed to do if they refuse to read anything? I mean, that’s not how a secret society, since that’s more or less what they are, works. Someone has to tell you, show you, teach you. Sure, you have the wolves inside you, but if you don’t know they speak a certain language, it’s fairly certain you don’t know a whole lot. And why is there only four of you? How can four knights take down an organization as big as The Order? Especially since their preferred method is violent murder, something that is not very subtle and does not go unnoticed for long, which basically ensures the rage of the entire Order falling on their heads before they even begin their so called mission. Once again: ????????????????? And what even does ‘bad magic’ mean? The term is so vague and abstract that I have a hard time understanding how can you form an organization that fights something barely defined. All magic can potentially be bad magic. What are the guidelines here? Help me comprehend.  The show also has a very odd relationship towards death. One can sort of ‘forgive’ the wizards and the wolves for being chill about it, but if someone was targeting and butchering people on your campus, wouldn’t you be at least a bit worried? We don’t see any students panicking, we saw one police officer, there were no measures taken by the college, unless you count turning Amir’s death into a bike accident. And just when you start getting used to being casual about it, Jack has a whole meltdown over killing someone the first time he turned. And then also his professor. But even that meltdown is not very convincing, since most of what he does is just screaming ‘I KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN!!!’ into the void, without a much deeper attempt to deal with that. Which is why I don’t get why the show even made an issue out of it.  I also don’t get Jack’s grandpa. Like not even a little bit. Because if you think about it, it’s not * that * unimaginable that a little boy would come up with the idea of joining a secret society to avenge his mother’s death, but it is * very * odd to imagine an old ass grown up who not only thinks it’s a good idea to direct your whole young life towards revenge, but encourages it to a point of making a detailed plan on how to do that, and basically spends your entire childhood grooming you to become a little rage fueled bundle of psychological damage. All of this is only scratching the surface of the mess that is The fucking Order, because the show is a giant entangled coil of nonsense and I barely knew where to start. It’s fair to say that the biggest buzzkill is failure to pick a direction and stick with it. You don’t have to look that close to see some of the influences. The biggest one being, obviously, The Magicians, followed by some Teen Wolf, there’s even elements from Scream Queens, a bit of Buffy, a pinch of the Craft, etc. Almost like someone decided to look up successful shows in the supernatural/fantasy/horror genre and just smash them all up together in hopes of making something appealing to the largest audience possible. Personally, as a * very big * fan of before mentioned The Magicians, I get the feeling that Netflix wanted to make something that could rival it, but better. Because TM is, dare I say so, one of the best, if not the best, shows of the decade. I honestly have not seen anything like it, that has the same platform, in literally a decade. If you have, please let me know. 

Whit the BDE, edgy, but in a good way, humor, strong political views, strong female characters, fun twist and turns that actually do manage to mix absurd with normal life in a magical, no pun intended, way, sexuality representation, but not in a ‘we just want to please the gays so they give us the views’ way, great male characters we wish we saw more of, compelling character development and so on. Tho the most likable aspect of the series is probably the take on overdone story lines, where they twist the narrative just enough for it to become actually relatable. We all are tired of super special chosen ones who save the world because they are soo special and specially chosen by gods to save the world and all the dumb boring unspecial people with their pure hearts and strong characters. And also find true love.  You see attempts at this within The Order on every turn, except that it doesn’t work nearly as well for them, precisely because they went for that AND MORE. More wouldn’t even be a bad thing if it was’t so all over the place that it just comes off as ‘WE WANT EVERYONE TO LIKE THIS, GIVE US ALL THE VIEWS, ALL OF THEM.’ I am very much inclined to think this is what happened, considering other stuff Netflix has put out there. (Mostly referring to endlessly stupid shit like YOU, which only has the intention of being controversial and attention grabbing, for the views. Tho they do have some fun shit too, don’t get me wrong.) So I guess what I’m trying to say is,  the though of making something like TM, is not a bad one,  I’m all for it, but you actually have to put a shit ton more imagination into it if you want it to work out. But that’s just my opinion.   

[lucyferthecatx]

hey, kid !! wanna see some dank plots ??

 this is, quite frankly, the worst title but plots !! and i found kakaotalk gif icons !! i am ecstatic right now

  - lorna facilier -

+ maybe more exes or something + let her fall in love!! and then fall out of it!!! i want that guilt!! + oR can she pls fall in love with someone and she thinks it’s gonna be okay cause neither of them are in it for the long haul but then suddenly she IS and they ARENT and she’s sad + eventually give her that fairytale romance she’s always wanted

  - ursa pines -

+ oh my god i want someone to steal her journal + a hunter or something??? and they literally use her life’s work for the exact opposite of what she wanted it to be used

  - nigahayami takako -

+ she needs friends cause i wanna make sure someone cares if she dies + someone gotta be there to stop me from killing her

  - lulu butterfly -

+ all i want is to have someone bully him cause idek how he’d react at this point + it’s either full sass or straight up fist cuffing with someone + he might even be a sad boi about it who knows not me

  - marcellus carabosse -

+ honestly idek what he’s doing anymore he’s just supportive big brother + only supportive in secret tho + he tends to look like he’s looming and glooming give him a smol to make him smile

  - cassandra la bouff -

+ can she have a crush pls where she’s just??? i’ve never had this before let me just shower them in presents + Gay Panic maybe where she’s just like HI I LIKE YOU HERE IS EVERYTHING MONEY CAN BUY + actual panic when someone uses magic near her cause ya girl got PTSD

  - reyna ego - 

+ she killed someone can someone call her out on it + she didnt mean to do it??? there’s a para for it but it’s not done + ooh what if she went to court for it??? + isle kids are scury !! much danger !!

  - wyatt o’neil -

+ collabs!!! with literally anyone!!! + someone point out that the main ship on the vlogs is her and rita

  - gwendolyn bandersnatch -

+ nurse bandy!! + can someone have a crush on her??? and they keep finding excuses to go to the health room so she can patch them up??? + she doesn’t even notice she just gets progressively more worried about their well being and increasingly more protective + like !!! friend !! take better care of your health please !!! and the other person is like why when i have you to patch me up?? and bandy is just !!!! no !!! thats not healthy pls!!!

  - nudge chulanont -

+ i have nothing for him he’s just not ice skating and being gay

  -  teuila kahiki - 

+ idek what she’s doing okay just chilling with her flowers and being gay + oHH what if someone stole her heart as a prank??? + full lava monster oooooohhhhhh

  - uma blackwell -

+ * cough cough kill her cough cough *

  - kevin the third -

+ please someone fight him + i just want to see him get into a fistcuff with someone + also want him to have a radio show or something where he’s like not the most talkative person but he just has a nice indie alternative station that he plays his playlist on

  - bash cipher -

+ somehow let them bodyjump ??? + they’re super op tbh so like i really don’t know what to do with them anymore + let them steal a bunch of bodies and go wild + oooh wait someone start a cult for them or something. maybe sacrifice something to them for a favor!! they’ll think it’s funny

  - blanche grimhilde -

+ i lowkey want her to completely rob someone + get close to someone and then steals everything from their home + not get caught tho?? + she’s lowkey a baddie but i want a happy ending for her give the girl a crown

  - nessa st. north - 

+ someone take her near kids + help her find a girl scout’s troop or something + she just wants to spend time with babies and shower them with gifts

  - mikhail romanov -

+ someone come by his cafe + idek he’s just a gentleman so maybe someone can fall for him and he’s just too polite to say no?? + i honestly have no idea i just like writing his accent

  - phil coulson jr. -

+ i forgot to write anything for him + he’s just here being an older brother.....doing babyvengers damage control......just wants to keep track of all his enhanced children

  - etta lahiffe -

+ she is lowkey party girl cause she djs and she sings + can she like??? sing at someone at a performance and lowkey gets super into it and now she’s just hoping they come to the next show + or give me fucked up party relationship pls i have a need

- tiramisu candlehead -

+ Gay Disaster idek what she’s doing + give me party relationships okay like hey we hooked up at this party and now we’re partners in this project ayyyy + or we hooked up at this party and turns out you’re my roommate + awkward one night stands pls

   - alec levefre -

+ CURSES!!! + be a dick and then have alec have to curse you until you learn your lesson + or let him have a crush where he’s just a vague idiot and sits there and makes them little trinkets + sends little metal birds that sing cute songs + he’ll curse someone for them

  - aristotle tesia -

+ please someone flirt with him and watch him just blink awkwardly + he is the literal embodiment of platonic love + wanna be friends with someone??? he’s your dude!! don’t ask him to set you up with anyone cause he literally only knows compatibility on the basis of great friendships

  - rhiannon thropp -

+ ask her to show you some magic tricks + she will put on an entire production for you + can she have like a rival of sorts?? idek she’s just super competitive + she wants to be better than the wizard of oz and she uses magic to incorporate it

  - bellamy doone -

+ THE RINGING OF THE BELLS COMPEL YOU + can he try to eat someone?? he’s literally possessed and he eats people

- anya dezerta - 

+ she’s like the weird desert bird lady version of charon so she typically helps the dead passover but she also interacts with the living + she can sense when people are close to death + she also has a mailbox that she sets up outside her dorm!! if she’s able, she delivers letters to lost loved ones in the afterlife so like?? if any character needs closure?? she can help

  - luca pantazis -

+ okay but i highkey want some student to have a crush on him + cause he’s an Adult and i really want someone to just come in and get something pierced or something just because they thought he was cute + i forget who else wanted to be flower shop babs but uhhh?? flower shop meet cute??? cause he’s always there looking for references for flower tattoos??? yes pLS

   - sensuo nana -

+ literal embodiment of war + she loves to cause conflict around her?? just somehow knows the exact thing to do to start an full out battle + if you want to start shit, she’s your girl cause she thrives on that drama

   - emil sama -

+ schools are for hooooomans!! + the prejudiced pureblood asshole we dont need but im giving to us anyway + pureblood as in he has a very special hatred for anyone he doesn’t consider supernatural of sorts. humans are the worst + he’s an asshole just hmu if you need a discriminatory fuckboi asshole in your life

[thicctor-nikiforov]

More Quotes From The Madness (21+ YOI Discord Server)

Wanna join? go ask @yuris-on-ice, only she can help you. Alternate title: what a bunch of ‘adults’ (read: overgrown teenagers) talk about in their ‘down time’ (read: 24/7 even while at work)

frank my furter bitch

teacher: do vore for jesus

Someone is gay and I'm gonna find them lol

I remember when I was at the mall in lolita once.  This mother asked me if i did childrens birthday parties.  And I just blurted out I hated kids in front of her and her daughter.

do u ever feel like a an old cowboy screaming AAAAAAAAAH in the sky

ChristopheBot: ʕ ۝ᴥ۝ ʔ < I̹̼̯T͉̩̜'̯̠͢S̻͈͜ S̟͓̠N̡̦̠A͙̪͍C̮̤̫K̯̪̩ T̥̦͚I̠̘ͅM̨̹͟E̢̦̩.͈̱͚ I:  what happened to his eyes ChristopheBot:  ʕ ۝ᴥ۝ ʔ < Ḭ̙̘'̢̥̱L͚̻ͅL̼̮ͅ B̹͖̤Ḛ͈͎ B̻̺̫A͕̘̩C̳͓͍K̡̝�� V̥͕ͅE̪̲̬R̙̦̞Y̥̪ͅ S̱̘̪O̼͓ͅO̧͇̖N̝̙̺.̖̣̩ B̼̭͢E̳̙ͅ G͎͚̥O͕̬̯O̳̗̖D̼̥̘

I hope Christophe gains sentience and becomes a rogue computer program. Since I'm not having kids, that can be my contribution to eternity

In a world traumatized by sentient Chris-bot, only N with a whip can save the day

ChristopheBot:  ʕ ۝ᴥ۝ ʔ < S̨̠ͅN̨̞͜A̬͈̮C̼̙͜K̫̙͉S̜͉͚ A͖̙̰Ŗ͔̟E͙̺̰ A̭̻̙N̮̩͜ I̧̙̫L̟̬̣L̪̩͢U̢͙̠Ş̢̺Į̬͎Ǫ̤͜N͚̙̝

WITNESS THIS BURRITO PAIN

Monks blessing the dead people with sex, that's good to know.

ugh this skin prison

Dear Mrs. Malfoy. I would to bang yer son. I am a little drunc. Plz tell me how to sex him. K thanks. Sicerly, Harry Potter

writing is like fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit

He’s a wheelchair

Is your yaoi free range???

i wish i could kill people and absorb the years they have left into my body and live longer

Is it still spitroasting if one roaster has a vagina? Or is there a different word?

stupid vestigial body parts

developing a severe mental problem involving dolls 

At least you have fancy knives for your murder needs.

Fucké

ＢＯＴＴＯＭ ＶＩＣＴＯＲ ＩＳ ＬＩＦＥ

I'm not a communist I just want to kill the rich

gay wizards > serious shite

don't come in my house and admire my dildo collection if you're not old enough for me to shove that dildo inside you

Christophe Bot: You can't feed a dead kitten.

If I were a horse I would lick your salt body

I hear this game called Outside has some pretty crazy PVP

"child amusement experience store"

My Dragonfucking Furniture Builder is still in japan

i just get annoyed when I plan for fluff then someone trips onto a cock...  then it is all cum and sweat lol 

im here to properly bold the dicks

bleach my flour baby

K:  Hi guys what's up N:  beastiality and satan,  same as always F:  We put human dicks up pochayuu's butt we are the best judge of logical

Daddies for sausage.

MEERY DICKMAS

sprng loaded penis confetti

can i fuck the hamster ball

my stream; now with 100% more talk of epilating the hair from your testicles

wouldn't it be nice if i just didn't waste all my time on the internet

should've known he was a dick when he didn't name his chain daddy john's

Help I’m drunk at a work sinner

I had plans for tonight but now I'm just drunk and singing to my hamster how much I love her

missionary, victor on bottom, 1-2-3 fingers and plenty of lube, "i love yous" exchanged, gazing into each other's eyes, slowly thrusting, rings gleaming

niliforv is viktor's bootleg cousin

cockblocked by the human body

I know they're so cute and they're suppose to have really awesome personalities and when they get big they look like giant pink penises

puts a straw into the ass TAKE A FUCKING SIP BABES  

i'd let a panda kill me

I’m the biggest homophone

my gender is bitch

Save a moose. Ride a Canadian.

o/ I have met a cute dick!

I'm in the real lube

I'm just really content with my life right now . Isn't perfect or anything, I just have optimism that I can get through it.   I love you all.

dont be jealous of my potato wife

we are all potatoes drifting in the void

chris gave me the good nut sauce

Blursed 

have this ham as a tolken of my affection  

 guys I'm playing D&D and my flamboyantly bisexual airship captain just got offered an immortal hookup by a vampire

yll I just shoved my toothbrush up my nose

Glitter is the herpes of the holidays

tell me if u need squid, i am a squid magnet

I COME WHEREVER I WANT

What a Canadian death

bitch viktor ain't real

murder me...but make it sexy

prove they're not splenda daddies then hop on that dick

riding horses is racist

jesus fuck my fingers

i am a free corn kin

"When two souls meet in darkness what happens when there is light" what does that mean 

(after sharing yoi season 2 rickroll and everyone falling for it) NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOW- oh wait i just did ¬w¬

this is the only place where eating lipstick is seen as an accomplishment

IT STOPPED BEING ACCIDENTAL WHEN YOU REALIZED AND KEPT EATING IT

you realized you were eating lipstick and then just kept going

If I'm gonna eat lipstick I'mma finish

I'm starved for attention but at least I'm not starved for lipstick

eda maim me

Why do people think they can just ... say something

Your pastry is currently thinking, “donut fucking drop me again.”

i cant just look at a fucking disembodied vagina and be like OOOH YEAH THATS SEXY BECAUSE IM A LESBIAN

I wanna be a mountain

I'm with hamster DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE PREGNANT WITH A HAMSTER

Phichit blushed and rubbed his stomach with small gently circles. "Yuuri, I need to tell you something. Yuuri startled. "What's wrong Phichit?" Phichit chewed at his bottom lip. "I-I'm with... I'm with hamster Yuuri. I due in February."

CURRY HAMSTER MPREG HAMSTTER PREGNAT WITH HAMSTER CURRY PIZZA HAMSTERPOTATOESHAMSTERELMOEVERYTHINGISONFIRE

Please don't eat or fuck your hamster

are you telling me you jerked off a fish

remember kids, capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse