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ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?
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my favorite niche of charlie’s fits is when he wears a sleeveless shirt and manages to pull it off in the most butch lesbian way possible
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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miss cock how old are you I saw those asks about you being in college and was filled with fear
31, don't worry I just had a mental breakdown a few years ago and stopped going.
it's never too late to go back to school!
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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life
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WHAT ELSE could this scene POSSIBLY mean?!
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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
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i am very smart but i’m also not . i am an intellectual but i’m also not . i contain multitudes but also i don’t . that’s all .
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"I don't condone violence--" WELL I DO!
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