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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

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this is making me insane. time flies when you're a faggot

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Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

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get your act together

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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"Whats your favorite memory?" questions are such bullshit I literally don't remember that shit it just occasionally comes to me in divine flashes and leaves indefinitely

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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all I could hear was growling, so I stood up to take a look

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i gotta remember this

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm

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It brings me no pleasure to report that after months of relentless efforts to crack our last line of defense, Pickles has ripped the child-proof lock off of our cabinet and broken into the sealed container of dry food.

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I'm actually extremely triggered by being asked to reflect on my behavior and unlearn deeply rooted sexist and racist tendencies. You see I've been coddled like a baby my entire adult life and if you're not niceys to me I'll be forced to join the proud boys. This is a YOU problem btw