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Hear me out.

Ms. Minutes is the MCU equivalent to the duolingo bird.

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☀️ & 🌟

you’re in the wind, i’m in the water, nobody’s son, nobody’s daughter.

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I love them. I wish gay people were real 💔😔

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Me watching Agent Carter:

Me: oh ok so Thompson is bad.

Me: wait. No. He’s nice now

Me: okay-no-he’s an asshole.

Me: he’s a nice asshole??

Me: ok so he’s just a bitch now

Me: can a guy be hot and nice? No? Okay Thompson.

Me: oh that’s nice, he’s nice again

Me: w-WHY DID YOU KILL HIM OFF-

Me: MARVEL *cocks gun*

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OH MY GOD IMAGINE NARCISSA COMPARING DRACO TO REGULUS. THOSE TWO YOUNG BOYS WHO HAD TO SERVE VOLDEMORT AGAINST THEIR WILL. THOSE TWO YOUNG BOYS WHO GOT THE DARK MARK. THOSE TWO YOUNG BOYS WHO DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE

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Sirius and Remus ‘La belle dame sans merci’ what else is there to say :)

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The URGE to write an absolutely heart wrenching and angst-filled fanfic is KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. But do I have the motivation? Lmao no

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Rip James Potter. You would’ve loved asking Remus if he was the “sigma alpha wolf”

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GOT TO GO TO CONAN GRAY’S CONCERT AFTER WAITING FOR FIVE YEARS YALL

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Look I'm ALL for a jegulus relationship. But (for me, because the Marauders fandom is all fan-made anyway) its not realistic.

Give me one sided, hopelessly in-love Regulus.

Give me a Regulus that KNOWS James will always love Lily. A Regulus that will seek out James just to see a slight glance in his direction, a smile, anything.

Because he can live with that, he can live with just one touch, one word, one smile.

"As long as he knows I exist"

He thinks to himself, but he knows that's not true.

He tries, really, to convince myself that he can live with that. With stolen glances and small talk.

Because he knows he will never have him.

Because a Slyherin and a Gryffindor

Because a Pureblood and a Blood traitor

Because he can't end up like Sirius

Because he sees the way James looks at Lily.

And that still doesn't stop his last thought from being

"For James"

As the inferi drags him down into the dark abyss.

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DAVID BOWIE WOULDVE LOVED CHAPPELL ROAN FIGHT ME GODDAMNIT

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Bonus:

When even your snake judges you

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When even your snake judges you

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Wolfstar is basically just a depressed sexy werewolf and a trauma induced problem child

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Voldemort: stop there

Sirius: oh shit Moony get back-

Remus, to Voldy: who the fuck are you?!

Voldemort: I-

James: Moony- that’s Voldemort.

Remus: OH SHIT-

Voldemort:

Remus:

Remus: hey mate :)

Sirius in the background: nO

Voldemort: sing a song for me and I’ll let you live.

Remus: you want me to sing a song and you’ll let me live??

Voldemort: yeah.

Remus, shaking: do you have any requests?

Voldemort: something about Christmas.

Remus: o-oh!

Remus: I DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

Remus: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED

Still Remus: I DON’T CARE ABOUT Y-your pResents.. UNdeRNeatH thE CHRISTMAS TREEEE

Remus:

Voldemort:

Sirius:

James:

Remus: was that good? :D

Voldemort: that was beautiful, thank you.

Voldemort: *fucking disappears*

Sirius: wHAT THE FUCK MOONS

Remus: he just- he just fucking-

Remus: WHO KNEW MARIAH CAREY WOULD GET ME OUT OF THIS SITUATION?

Remus: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT?

Remus: I WILL NEVER DISS MARIAH CAREY AGAIN

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Civil War plot:

World: we don’t like Bucky.

Steve: fIGHT ME BITCH HOW DARE YOU-

Bucky: ᵢ ⱼᵤₛₜ wₐₙₜ ₛₒₘₑ ₚₗᵤₘₛ

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James: Sirius told me a lot about you!

Regulus: what am I allergic to then?

James: peanut butter and the full spectrum of human emotions.