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I will not be bothered by the kudos to hits ratio I will not be bothered by the kudos to hits ratio I will not be bothered by the kudos to hits ratio I will not
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ME AND MY BF BROKE UP BC HIS MOM DOESNT WANT US TO DATE HAHAHSHA (☹️)
#I totally don’t care#and we decided to be just friends too 😭#i still like him…#bisexual#actually kinda hurts tho bc I rlly liked him and ik he liked me and like i NEVER can have something good last haha
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i have such mixed feelings about the idea of “moving in privacy”. i think there are seasons for it (certainly your late 20s/saturn return you will probably desire retreat for a while, or any time you feel uncertain). at the same time, moving in public with a thoughtful personal brand can be an incredible, powerful, and easy way to bring connection and opportunities to you. sometimes i think all this “disappear and move in privacy” talk is just a symptom of poor boundaries and rebranding the fear of being vulnerable… but if you can figure out boundaries and overcome the fear of actually being recognised for your gifts and strengths, well, the world is literally your oyster.
#i just don’t totally find it in line with the reality of what it takes to succeed (depending on your goals)#a lot of you are actually so desperate to be seen and recognised but too afraid to be vulnerable… this is bad…#you can maintain privacy AND maintain a public personal brand that brings you the life you want#it girl energy#becoming that girl#it girl#lucky girl syndrome#self improvement#self development#personal excellence#level up#self care#glow up
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y’all do get that if dan and phil hard launch it will break the internet right? like people who haven’t thought about dnp since 2016 and literally everyone else with an online presence will know. suddenly there will be so many new eyes on our cute little community that we’ve managed to build from the ashes of the early phandom. it’ll be worldwide news that those guys from youtube who “weird girls” always shipped were actually together the whole time. it’ll be absolute chaos. it’s not that i don’t want them to hard launch if that’s genuinely what they want to do, i’m just afraid that it’ll send shockwaves through the entire internet that’ll shatter the nice little thing we’ve got going on here. i for one don’t want to be talking to an acquaintance in class next semester and hear them say “did you hear that dan and phil from youtube are together? that’s crazy! i never watched them ‘cause their fans were always so weird. i didn’t even know they were gay. i guess their fans bullied them out of the closet.” and then have to pretend to be normal.
#idk i feel like we’ve all gotten lost in the sauce of a hard launch and forgotten just how big of a deal it would be#it’ll be like the stir their coming outs made but even bigger#like most people still know them as the cat whisker guys from youtube and don’t even know they still post#maybe i’m totally overestimating the extent to which the rest of the internet would care but i don’t think i am#once again it’s not that i’m against a hard launch i just think that everyone who still cares about them and their content already knows#although if they wanted to generate buzz for a big project it would be a great move tbh#dan and phil#dnp#dan and phil games#dnpg#dan howell#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazing phil#amazingphil#phandom#phan#phil lester#dip and pip#phannie#that being said i do think i still want them to hard launch cuz the chaos would be funny#lee says things
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Bdubs showing his build to Etho and tango
#btw don’t judge that the backround isn’t accurate#I do not care!!!!!!!!!!!#not at all#totally#bdouble0#bdoubleo100#bdoubleo fanart#bdouble100 fanart#life series bdubs#bdubs fanart#bdubs#bdubbleo100#wild life#wild life smp#mcytumblr#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#fanart#mcyt#bilby art tag#traffic smp#trafficblr#traffic series#traffic life#life series#hermitblr#hermitcraft
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thinking abt cran revival.... Ya
#scribbles#dsmp#dsmp fanart#dream smp#dream smp fanart#cranboo#ranboo fanart#i'm not totally sure about permanently altering cran's colors but the blue is SO FUN :(#but i'd miss the ourple/orange... much to think on#in my mind cran DOES come back ok . take my hand. OUR dsmp ending now i can do what i want forever :heart:#also not on the topic of cran but i think the leaves in tubbo's hair are eucalyptus. uncertain if they're just In There or if like#there's a laurel??? shrug ^_^ i'm keeping that element Forever it looks so awesome#sigh i’m so inconsistent about what side the rings are on it’s ok❤️❤️ i don’t care about that bit too much b
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Angst!
Close up and process pieces:
It’s bizarre to think that Loop went from ‘yeah they’re a pretty neat character but not my fav’ to I NEED-I NEED TO SEE THEM IN FICS AND ART! I have a few paintings now of them I’ve done, but have also started a short (ish) comic about them, Siffrin, and the King (post isat)
soooooo, if that sounds neat and if you like my art and want to see behind the scenes stuff, check out my Ko-fi :3 anyone who leaves a tip will see some WIPs and sneak peaks of projects before they get posted
#them <3#watercolor#traditional art#in stars and time#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat fanart#I’ve just been having fun drawing the isat family :)) there’s so many dynamics to play with and depict!#it’s my enrichment is to put characters in situations#Not tagging their ship because I don’t view them that way but if y’all do I don’t care#I’ve survived the throes of the undertale multiverse fandom so the concept doesn’t faze me#add a dash of my asexual ‘I don’t understand the appeal normally’ and yeah#I just like seeing characters being vulnerable emotionally and cared for (and go through the horrors)#Also the foreground foliage was totally not a way to avoid drawing siffrin’s feet shhhhh ~totally~ not#work smarter not harder and just add plants#Okay but if you do use their ship name can it please be sloop because that’s an actual type of ship and makes it a pun#I think I saw something about it in a post earlier in the summer and that is very amusing :3#my art
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#shadow and bone#six of crows#grishaverse#jesper fahey#wesper#poorly made memes strike back#jan van eck#I can see Wylan trying to forget Jan existed or having complicated feelings with a lot of rage and tiredness#but jesper?#Jesper totally hated him#like ‘this man wrecked all the childhood of my wylan’#he would totally be like rest in hell jan I have special wine for this occasion#he would be like who r u talking about? Jan Van Eck? don’t know him… oh u r talking about that dickhead…..#Kaz and Marya in the background pretending they have no connection to the accidental cruel death of Jan in hellgate: sorrows sorrows prayers#I am living for headcanons of Marya being as tenacious and smart as Wylan#and having her own revenge on Jan in the future#and with Wylan cared for her so much and Jesper who she didn’t want to lie to her son#she went straight to Kaz#gunpowder#post crooked kingdom
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(DCxDP) Drowning in formaldehyde (Pt. 2)
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Tw: canon-typical violence (Batman), emetophobia at one point
Will be crossposted to AO3 eventually
(Pt. 1)
(Masterlist/subscription post)
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Danny sat in the back of one of the transport trucks currently on the way to Arkham, his hands in his lap.
So far, everything was going to plan.
About a quarter of the team had gotten themselves admitted into Arkham in the days leading up to the raid, carefully sneaking in supplies and weapons for both themselves and the rogues they were going to free.
Half of the team was on trucks, ready to storm the building with their fancy new tech. A couple others were keeping an eye out for the Bats, and the last one was holed up in a recently condemned building, ecto-modified sniper rifle in hand, ready to fire.
Danny’s hands were cold.
He hadn’t always run cold, from what he remembered. Even after he died—hell, even after he started developing his ice powers—he had always been warm.
Now, though, his body was freezing.
Maybe it was because of the ecto siphoning he and Derringer had done the day before.
He couldn’t make the ecto guns work without fueling them, after all, and the only ectoplasm he had access to was the stuff inside his body. So, he had Derringer hook him up to a GiW machine and filter the ecto out of his blood.
The process was excruciating.
Not only did he get light-headed from the loss of fluids, the machine also chilled his blood considerably during the filtering process, and when it was pumped back into his body, it was freezing. Derringer had to cover him with heating pads and thick blankets to get him to stop shaking.
Still, that had been a little over eighteen hours ago, so that probably wasn’t it.
Maybe it was just another side affect of his time with the GiW.
Overuse of his ghostly wail, he had realized earlier, was the reason that he had lost his voice permanently. Maybe he had accidentally used his ice too many times the same way, and now his body was irrevocably changed. Maybe warmth was just another tiny privilege he had taken for granted, that had now been lost forever.
Danny stared down at his hands.
Maybe his body had just given up entirely on keeping him warm, on pretending to be human.
“Kid, you alright? We’re almost there.”
Derringer’s voice snapped Danny out of his thoughts.
“Yeah,” Danny signed, “just tired. And cold.”
“We’ve got to get you a jacket, kid,” Derringer said, “it’s not even winter and I already have to worry about you freezing to death.”
“I died a long time ago, it’s fine.”
“No,” one of the other men in the truck drawled, “it means you’ve got to be extra careful. You’ve got a second chance at living, so you better not screw it up.”
“What did he say?”
“Danny thinks that because he’s died before, he doesn’t need to worry about freezing to death.”
The truck went quiet for a few moments. Most of the guys in there didn’t know he had died before. He didn’t exactly like to advertise the fact.
“I have a cousin who had a heart attack, and it only made his heart worse,” one of the guys near the front of the truck offered.
“See, kid?” Derringer said, “I’m right. As soon as this is over, you’re getting a jacket.”
Danny crossed his arms, slumping over in his seat with a huff.
A few moments later, a loud clang echoed through the truck. Danny jolted, almost falling out of his seat.
The door opened, the driver looking at them with boredom written all over his face.
“Alright, up and at em. It’s go time,” he mumbled, smacking the door loudly for emphasis. “The sooner we’re done, the sooner we can leave.”
They all stood, hopping out of the truck and making their way to the fence line.
Danny moved his hand to the bandolier on his chest, fingers brushing against the small ecto-bombs he had attached to it.
There were five of them, their bodies made of tempered glass and black steel, and they glowed a sickly green in the night. They were designed mainly for combat; he had a few larger ones meant to blow a hole in a wall in his backpack, which was securely zipped shut.
His hand then drifted to the holster on his left side, and the ecto-gun nestled securely within it.
Most of his parents’ inventions were far too big and bulky to be practical in any real combat setting, so he had downsized them considerably. The weapon he had was modeled after a standard glock pistol, matte black paint covering the GiW white of the gun’s body.
The gun should be able to fire around fifty shots a minute without overheating, which was more than enough for Danny. Hopefully, he wouldn’t have to fire a single round tonight. However, for whatever reason, the words should and hopefully didn’t inspire much confidence in him.
Danny followed the group as they snuck up to the facility, Derringer by his side.
Originally, neither of them were going to go on the raid, but someone on the patient list had caught Danny’s eye, so he decided he would investigate in person. Derringer was just along for the ride because Mr. Cobblepot wasn’t willing to lose an asset as valuable as Danny.
Danny would make it up to the bodyguard later, he decided.
Entering Arkham was, all things considered, pretty easy. Mr. Cobblepot had connections to a few of the orderlies, and it was all too easy to convince them to “forget” a few steps in setting up the security system for the night.
However, since nothing can ever just be simple, they ran into an unexpected patrol of nightshift guards just a few minutes after all splitting up to find the rogues.
Danny and Derringer were able to take them down pretty quickly, but not before they sounded the alarms. And, according to a few guys on the comms, they weren’t the only ones to run into guards where they shouldn’t be.
“They must have changed their patrols,” Derringer huffed, spinning the pistol in his hands, “c’mon, let’s go see about freeing our good friend Victor Fries.”
Danny nodded, scampering after the man as he sprinted through the halls.
The inmates, who had woken up from the loud alarm’s continuous blaring, shouted at them from their cells. Danny’s pulse was loud in his ears, drowning everything out.
Distantly, he wondered if those guards were going to die. Maybe they were dead already.
He supposed that it didn’t really change much if they were.
Soon, they were at the cell. It was custom-built to hold Mr. Freeze, constantly kept at subzero temperatures to avoid killing him.
Derringer hefted his bag off of his back, pulling out the suit and freeze gun that Mr. Cobblepot had procured. As he did so, Danny took a few of the larger ecto-bombs and placed them on the joints of the door.
They carefully moved away, putting some distance between themselves and the door, and Danny detonated it.
The explosion was loud. It shook the entire building, the shockwave knocking Danny to the floor.
Danny brought his hand up to his safety goggles, yanking a small piece of metal shrapnel out of them and dropping it on the floor. He was dimly aware of more pieces sticking out of his kevlar suit. Derringer was similarly peppered with metal, luckily uninjured as well.
They had come from the body and mechanism of the bomb, he realized. He’d have to fix that later.
Mr. Freeze emerged from the cell a few moments later, a scowl on his face. Derringer quickly shoved the suit and freeze gun into his hands and he retreated back into the cell for a few moments, getting dressed.
“I could have died from that, you know,” he hissed. “Killed by some amateurs with shoddy explosives.”
“The Penguin sent us,” Derringer said, ignoring the man’s clear annoyance, “our getaway car is outside. If you’d come with us…”
Mr. Freeze nodded sternly.
“Hurry up, then.”
Derringer and Danny hurried out, Mr. Freeze right behind them. Then, at a certain hallway, Danny paused.
He had to check.
“Kid,” Derringer barked, “we have to go.”
Danny shook his head.
“You go,” he signed, hands trembling, “I have to check.”
“Oh, what’s the problem now?” Mr. Freeze asked, his frown more pronounced by the minute.
“Danny…” Derringer sighed, “Danny thinks his sister might be in here. He hasn’t seen her in years. It’s the whole reason he was a part of the Arkham raid, actually.”
Mr. Freeze paused for a moment.
“Well, lead the way, then,” he said, clearly regretting his words as soon as he said them. Danny just nodded, scurrying forward, the other two men close behind him.
They came to the right cell quickly. Danny looked in through the glass, and he felt a piece of himself shatter.
That was Jazz, his sister, sitting in a padded wall wearing a straightjacket and a muzzle.
She didn’t bother looking up at them as they arrived, not stirring even when Danny slammed his hands on the door to get her attention.
Shakily, he attached an ecto-bomb to the door, hoping with all his might that she wouldn’t get hurt.
The door blew open, and Danny rushed in.
Jazz’s head swiveled to look up at him, her eyes narrowed.
He slipped the goggles up and his bandanna down, exposing his face as he came to kneel beside her.
Slowly, her expression shifted to shock.
“Jazz,” he creaked, his broken vocal chords cracking painfully as he spoke, “it’s me.”
She looked at him like a deer caught in the headlights.
“Danny?”
He nodded, pulling her into a hug, careful not to let the shrapnel dig into her skin.
“I thought you were…”
“Very heartwarming,” Mr. Freeze snapped, “but now isn’t the time. We’ve got to go, now.”
Jazz nodded, leaping to her feet. Danny stood as well, slipping his mask and bandanna back on, and grabbing onto one of her arms for support.
They left the cell, Danny doing a double-take as he saw the frozen-over pathway that they had just come from. He looked to Mr. Freeze, tilting his head questioningly.
“There were guards,” he said flatly. “Now hurry up, we need to get out of here.”
Derringer grabbed the two of them, dragging them along as he sprinted through the hallways. They had to take a bit of a detour, coming out of the main entrance instead of the side one they had entered.
Unfortunately, there was an active gunfight going down.
Danny was roughly pulled behind a desk, just barely dodging a few rounds.
His hands shook as he pulled a small ecto-bomb from his bandolier, priming it and throwing it at a small grouping of night guards. They cried out as the pure ectoplasm collided with them, covering their bodies in burns.
The smell, while familiar to Danny, was still horrific.
They took a few shots off at the night guards, trying to take them down. Their group was efficient, but with the rate they were going at, it wasn’t going to be enough. Only adding to that, the gun Mr. Cobblepot had prepared for Mr. Freeze had broken after just a few uses, leaving them unable to create an ice wall.
Then, Danny heard the sound of a gun’s safety being turned off behind them, and his vision went white.
He grabbed onto Jazz and Derringer, making them intangible right as the night guard opened fire.
Waves of nausea hit him all at once and he doubled over, his vision swimming. Danny was only dimly aware of Jazz taking the guard down with a high kick right to the head, and Derringer pulling him into a protective hold.
Ignoring everything, he pulled the last of the large bombs from his bag, throwing it into the air, pulling everyone behind the desk.
The entire room went white.
Danny’s ears rung as he scrambled out from behind the reception desk, dragging Jazz with him.
Luckily, none of the hired hands on his team had gotten injured, but the guards…
Danny looked away, trying to ignore the taste of bile in his mouth.
It was fine. He was fine. Everything would be okay.
The next few minutes were a blur. He knew that he had puked only a few seconds after they had left the building, and that Derringer had picked him up afterwards, carrying him to the truck with Mr. Freeze and Jazz in tow.
Danny’s entire body was wracked with tremors, an unbearable phantom pain passing through the still-healing surgical wounds in his head and torso like lightning. He dry-heaved, shivering uncontrollably.
They drove off soon after. Luckily, no one had been left behind. Someone, probably Derringer, helped Danny rinse out his mouth and got him a bottle of water to drink, wrapping him in his jacket.
As soon as the truck doors were opened within one of Mr. Cobblepot’s safehouses, Danny became aware of the sound of wailing.
Hopping out of the truck, most of his mind still far away, he saw a man being rolled out of the room on a stretcher. He was one of the people who had been on the other truck, Danny realized.
Beside him was a teenager, probably only a few years younger than Danny, who was screaming and crying uncontrollably. They wailed at Mr. Cobblepot, who only stood there with an uncomfortable expression on his face.
“Oh shit,” Derringer breathed. Danny pulled on his sleeve, tilting his head at him questioningly.
“The guy on the stretcher, that’s his sibling.”
Danny just stared, a hollow feeling deep in his chest.
Jazz, her arms now freed from the straightjacket, pulled him away from the scene. Danny let her.
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#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp fic#vengeful danny#villain danny#btw Danny’s just cold because he has an iron deficiency. lmao#girl this is what happens when you don’t eat for two years. you get deficiencies. now stop angsting and eat your veggies#also my descriptions of the ecto filter come from donating blood plasma + platelets#Danny is Going Through It™️#btw I’m finishing this chapter at 3:03 am#just in case you thought I didn’t care about you all#btw the guy who’s injured’s sibling is a surprise tool that will help us later#also I was totally gonna kill Derringer at first. btw#but y’all avoided that with the poll. also it would have been a bit cheap imo
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why genderbend that man into a woman when you could make her trans. why genderbend a man into a woman when you could put him in a dress. why genderbend a man into a woman when you can just give the man boobs. why genderbend a man onto a woman when you can just give her she/her pronouns while still being a man. why genderbend a man into a woman just to give him long hair. why genderbend a man into a woman just to completely mischaracterize them. why genderbend a man into a woman when you can just make a fucking oc
#‘i care about women so much i genderbend men because men are grossss haha sorry i don’t know why men are my faves lolll’#yeah no you totally love women. for sure.im sure people of all genders feel great around you#genderbends#fem skk#genderbend#fem soukoku#fem sskk#fem shin soukoku#fem dazai#fem chuuya#fem atsushi#fem akutagawa#genderbent#bsd dazai osamu#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#bsd chuuya#bungou stray dogs chuuya
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guys all she gets is hate and 13 grammys and near constant news coverage and billions of dollars and a private jet :(
#LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE#all i get is annoying people in my notes and people telling me smugly that a woman i barely cared enough about to make a singular post#about bc she’s literally inescapable ‘lives rent free in my head’ and where’s my pity .#okay boycott starting NOW!!!!! i deeply regret this post already god i really don’t care#but clearly i do care bc ur being annoying enough to make me care and i always rise to the bait which i why i regret saying anything like w#just need to do a total shut down#and from now on i’m doing my part o7 no matter what stupid shit i’m forced to read
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And if I said most of Garmadon’s designs ranged from okay to awful, what then?
#Pilots is good but the helmet really throws it off for me#Why only have a helmet and no other armor ???#s1 is . ok . Don’t like the armor but it IS a step up#S2 is stupid lol they didn’t change anything but helmet accessories#S3 is just a hideous look I’m sorry I fucking hate the light grey robes on his recolored younger robes#s4 is peak#s8 is peak#legacy are almost identical to og so I . Don’t care for them either lolllll#also they took away the raggedness of his belt which is a total loss#And s15 is good no criticisms there#If I wanted to I could complain about the armor under his robes but whatever#He has armor ok#ninjago#raine's rambles#lord garmadon#ninjago garmadon#garmadon ninjago
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for what reason~🎃
#ngl i don’t care about the reason#this is totally necessary#100%#god i love him#i need to put him in a salad spinner#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#my chemical romance#mcrmy#my chem#frnkiero#frnkie#ilhsm
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see I thought everyone was kind of exaggerating when they said “total eclipse was originally written for a nosferatu musical” and now here I am looking it up online and learning yes indeed it was and tearing up being like “it’s actually ellen and orlok’s song 🥲🥲”
#like it’s their fucking prom song and giggling a little because jfc that is NOT even remotely how I feel about them as a ship#but also reducing it to lol prom song has me like you know what this is cute. fucked up but cute. sweet even. fuck it all!!#next time I watch that edit of total eclipse to their kiss I’m gonna sob I know it#I love them both#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu spoilers#total eclipse of the heart#ellen hutter#count orlok#Like I can’t even say I ship them cuz I don’t rly? but god fucking dammit I get so emotional about them#everything about them#this is same energy as me not having read or seen wuthering heights and tearing up to the chorus of Kate bush’s song being like#I didn’t care about Cathy and heathcliff before rly but I sure do now!!! 🥲🥲#I am a changed man to say the least#it’s the witching hour and I can’t sleep cuz I’ve got top surgery in a couple hours too so I’m just a whole basket of emotions rn. yeah :)
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jalapeno
anotha gd low quality post sorry
#total drama#total drama alejandro#tdwt#u can pry my black lineart from my cold dead hands#i know nothing else#it looks so shit but i don’t care idfk guys#fuck it we ball
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The Takaba vs Kenjaku fight was such a uniquely good piece of writing for jjk I’m still wrapping my head around it. Kenjakus big bad plan involved forcefully transforming Japan into a new world of jujutsu sorcery, he wants to create something that has never existed before.
And he’s immediately responsive to Takaba, whose cursed technique can manifest phenomena so long as he finds it funny, because of this desire. And the “fight” is so funny! Akutami clearly has a love of comedy and it’s nice to see him stretch his legs in what has become a very joyless manga.
We see how delighted Kenjaku is during this fight, he’s been alive for a thousand years and no doubt countless battles, and finally! he’s experiencing something new.
Meanwhile, Takaba, after years struggling to chase his dream of being a comedian now flung into the insane world of jujutsu as a late awakened sorcerer, has finally found someone to be his partner, someone willing to “yes and” his sketches, to get in on the joke with him, you almost forget they are fighting to the death.
In a weird way, both men get what they’ve always wanted, and it all ends in a genuinely beautiful moment between them.
You never know what circumstances you’ll meet your soulmate under, and these two men met as opponents in a battle of jujutsu sorcery and it couldn’t have happened any other way.
#these chapters have been stuck in my brain ever since they came out#and I had to get some thoughts out about them#I’m pretty mixed on the writing of jjk overall#it’s sometimes good#often bad#but this just came out of nowhere and totally blew me away#I honestly don’t even care what happens from here because of how good this was#I’ve already accepted Hiromi is gonna die and he’s the only other character I care about#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers#takaba fumihiko#kenjaku
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