#I think somebody needs to sedate me

[once-more-with-anxiety]

been thinking about these two lines for a bit:

"You really gave up a potentially tranquil eternity- for your friend?"

"After seeing that, let me ask you, is that a person who belongs in hell?"

and I've been sort of just wondering what it was that made Charles change the topic that way. Obviously, to persuade the Night Nurse to help Charles get Edwin, but just... why? there were plenty of other ways he could have dropped it in the conversation beyond moving the question from "why did you give up heaven?" to "why does he deserve hell?" and I guess I've come to the conclusion that this is his way of saying "he did not deserve hell and he is all the heaven I need" and I. hhgghhgkrgasdlgoasd. I love them they're so tragic and stupid.

[moxie-girl]

hey guys I collected all the Xander + David matching/mirrored sprites together bc I'm very very normal about their parallels!

(under the cut just for minor spoilers)

not all of these match perfectly but they're pretty dang close... (and there were also some that I excluded because they only sort of matched)

(no ones with ch2 David sprites bc not all of them are up on the sprite gallery yet, but I'm sure some of them match too...)

[kingofanemptyworld]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

[thelastweekendd]

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS

[kunikisss]

keegan russ forcemasc

[fandangomuz]

everytime i find a new hyperfixation/old men yaoi it makes me so incredibly happy and miserable at the same time like those two things are bottled up in me like a bomb and i get a *little* bit insane. its like it kicks me down in the stomach then lends out hand to help and then it repeats till i eventually explode with love and misery

[bedforddanes75]

mental breakdown on my close friends instagram over pics @officalgeorgestaniel posted. not. normal. losing my FUCKING MIND

[eatingoutmen]

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!

[duckthevillain]

Hi

So, I've been in the lmk fandom for a while and I've noticed no one's addresed this

We know this one scene, right?

Well, I was casually rewatching lmk as one does, and I noticed the concerned look Macaque has right here. After Wukong rushed in and then there was a whole explosion and then the camera just cuts to Macaque and Mei and-

Why does he look like that? Mei is more like trying to stay put and not get blowm into bits so she's more like fustrated and focused, and meanwhile Macaque is: 😟😵‍💫😦

What are you concerned about, Macaque? Wukong? MK? The fact that you'll like, die again or something? Idk guys, it's just so weird to me, why isn't his face like Mei's, concentrated but more like terrified/concerned. I can't get it out of my head help me I need answers

[rusted-soda-can]

(GOOD OMENS 2 SPOILERS)

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT.

Crowley’s been going Too Fast this whole time, and when he finally decides to confess, he’s Too Late.

He’s probably wondering to himself when he stopped being Aziraphale’s first option, if he ever even was Aziraphale’s number one. And the fact that he waited by his Bentley just to watch Aziraphale go, to prove to himself that he was leaving for good. And as he’s driving away he’s probably thinking that Aziraphale wasn’t actually pretending to not be a “group of the two of them” this whole time, and that he was the only one that saw their relationship that way.

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE SAD GAY MEN (queer man-shaped beings)

[lady-pe4nut]

Just another day in Nueva York

Rushing through the traffic of another day, her heels slamming against the pavement of the sidewalk. Brown curly hair whipping behind her, her glasses glint under the sunlight. Her business attire wrinkles due to her running; she's late, this isn’t her fault. Her alarm was set, outfit planned and her breakfast ready. What she didn’t account for was a villain named Rhino, to go on a rampage in the middle of Nueva York? The air bustles with fear and rivets of excitement; they know who is coming! She could honestly care less she can’t be late again, God knows she needs this job.

Alright, alright let’s start over. My name is Eliza Mendes. I’m a young graphic designer, I digitally create ads and videos for companies. I’m an artist well, I suppose I am, I don’t always design the best but, it is what it is? I also have just a splash of adhd and yes I’m very busy at the moment. Let's return to our normal channel shall we?

Her eyes sharpen, yes a pocket of space if she can just pass this crowd of people and cross the sidewalk! The crowd of people scream in fear, her thought at the moment “man it just isn’t my day, wait did I forget to pet Mr. Mittens goodbye?”Turning her head mid step Rhino comes barreling at breakneck speed. Just her luck to the left of her down aways is the Capital Bank home to the big wealthy clients. As soon as her foot touches the asphalt she’s slammed into by a swinging force. A strong arm wraps around her with a tight force, looking down, her eyes widened “Oh my God!?” The ground isn’t below her, loud cheers erupt from the crowds of people in the streets. She’s placed quickly on a balcony ledge, “Wait you can’t just leave me up here?! Hey Spider-Man!” He swings into action leaving her there on some unknown balcony?

Her cell phone rings, grasping it she curses under her breath “Good morning~ I am on my way I’m so sorry yes the train took a bit longer than expected? Actually if you could turn your tv on and look” she’s cut off by her boss, his irritation and upset is palpable. “Eliza, if you are not in my office in 15 minutes you’re fired!” Deflating she whispers “Yes sir” he ends the call, it’s okay she tells herself it’s okay, it’s not her fault mayhem is stopping her from getting to work. She just has to get to work somehow? What can she do? Taking off her shoes she looks around pinning her hair in a bun she places her heels in her bag. “Alright I can do this!”

“You can do what?” Screaming in surprise she whirls around and it’s Spider-Man leaning against the balcony railing? Glaring at him she marches right up to him. Pressing a manicured nail against his chest “I need you to put me back on the street, I’m close to getting fired and I need this job. Also thanks for saving the city, but I really have to go now.” His head tilts down at her “Where do you work?” She growls in irritation “Spider-Man I don’t have time for this you know what” turning around she looks for an exit there has to be a ladder? “You know it’s rude to turn your back on someone while having a conversation?” Jumping his voice next to her ear when she’s lifted in his arms “Spider-Man! What are you” holding him close, God she hates heights and fast speeds; it’s why she prefers to walk thank you preferably on the ground. He asks her again “Come on where do you work I’ll get you there just think of me as your personal superhero taxi?”

“The Daily Bugle on 39th street and second avenue! Oh god I’m gonna be sick!” His arm holds her steady as he gets her there with 8 minutes to spare. Feeling unsteady on her feet he holds her still as she catches her breath. A chuckle rings over her “You alright?” Taking deep breaths, her hair is an exciting mess of untamed stray curls due to the wind. “No thanks to you Spider-Man” her head tilts glaring up at him. He pauses even though she can’t see his face; she swears he’s looking at her with an intense stare? “When do you get off of work?” Her eyes widen when her watch beeps “Shoot! Five minutes I gotta go oh crap my shoes! I need to put on my shoes!” Reaching into her bag grabbing her heels when he offers his arm for her to steady herself. His question right, he needs an answer? “7 o’clock but, sometimes I work late anyways thanks for the save and the lift!” Rushing inside the building taking the elevator to the 27th floor she hurries inside quickly to her bosses office. A minute to spare! Sitting before her boss's desk it finally hits her. DID SPIDER-MAN ASK ME OUT?!

Authors Note: Sooooo yes, Hello I do have adhd and sometimes when I write it comes out. It’s not an excuse for poor grammar or typos. This isn’t my usual fandom but, I hope you enjoy the read! Also I know what you’re wondering who is Mr. Mittens and did he get his pets? Mr. Mittens is her tuxedo cat who is treated like a king thank you and yes she did pet him before she left for work.

[allseeingharlequin]

The only thing wrong with Promise by Laufey is that it's ONLY FOUR MINUTES LONG I NEED MORE

[rewritingcanon]

james potter is so peter kavinsky coded

[beezl3bub]

every day i wake up and have to exist and i just dont think thats fair

[moonlight-hwa]

GUYS THE LIP PIERCING, THE FREAKING LIP PIERCING. IM GOING FERAL, LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. HE LOOKS FREAKING GOOD

[silvertws]

Mh yes, I could have been obsessed over I don't know... mythology, dinosaurs, maybe some more known media like Percy Jackson.

But no.

I got obsessed, over Minecraft steves.

You've read that right.

FUCKING MINECRAFT STEVES.

CURSE YOU YOUTUBE FOR YOU PAGE.

I could have been watching maybe good quality Rps.

But no.

One video, and I was already hooked.

Goddamn it.

You know how many different series I've watched up until now?

Let me show you.

First video was episode 118 of "The Legends of the Balancers" back when it just came out, then I kept watching from there and after I finished that I decided to watch it from the start.

And you may think "surely 100+ episodes of a Minecraft Steve saga satisfied their needs" right...?

WRONG.

I.kept.going.

Bedrock Rising, Ruined Reality, Steve Saga (no, not Sabre's one, I tried that one but uh... I couldn't bring myself to enjoy it, I do love his newest series tho!), Ore Quest prime, A dark soul, Crimson Life Origins, and AT LEAST another one that I can't remember the name of- ToT it even was a log one I'm pretty sure. AHHHHHH

Oh and yes.

This all happened in less than a month.

I have a problem.

But it's fine :}

THIS IS MAKING ME WANT TO MAKE A FANON OC- WHY- WHY DO I EVEN HAVE A STORYLINE IN MIND- WHY AM I LIKE THIS.

AND. I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW THEM MFS-

LIKE WHAT.

like sure, I have head canons, I have made some sketches, BUT HOW.

Like, take FUCKING TIME STEVE-

IS IT A MASK? IS IT A FLOATING CLOCK HEAD? IS IT A CLOCK FUSED WITH HIS FACE?

I don't know.

It just exist.

oh and let's talk about THE FACT THAT THEY ALL WEAR THE SAME FUCKING SHIT-

MY MANS, I AM HORRIBLE AT DESIGNING OUTFITS, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH PLEASE.

I am going insane.

I am now attached to all of these characters.

Yes.

All of them.

I cannot help myself.

I have low standards I know, I'm well aware-

Anyway.

Someone should really make a Bingo for those series like:

"Naive AF mc, Darkness Go brr, Fought a God, Got mind controlled, has multiple people in their head, is in the WRONG DIMENSION, uses a crystal of some sort, L i g h t, music is loud AF and I cannot hear what you're saying, puberty hit during the series so the voice just changed, Sabre (which, I can exuse cuz yk, it's Sabre), got created by an all powerful being, is supposedly very powerful but somehow loses pretty often ngl (sorry <3), amnesia..." and so.much.more.

Which isn't bad, cause they're all unique in their own way <3

I mostly find that funny :3 they are all based off the same thing after all, so it makes sense.

I swear I am a responsible and serious adult.

I just uh... Like funky stuff ig-

Don't come at me please :'}

I feel like you can see my road trip to madness here.

Don't worry, this happens everytime I hyperfixate on anything.

Well, anything that I can't really talk about with any of my friends because they don't know and I don't want to bother them because if I start talking about the lore...

I won't stop.

You will have to stop me, knock me out or something.

I know my friend will read this, so *hi* :}