#it doesn’t get better than this

[fresh-frogs]

Frogs be like

[captora]

Behold. Art.

[chimeetsworld]

black girl magic, you put a spell on me.

[togrowoldinv]

I SAW TAYLOR ANNOUNCE SPEAK NOW TV LIVE

[pearlescentttttt]

I’ve spent the afternoon masturbating to an audio recording of myself masturbating.

[mollyhale]

watching wheel of fortune while it’s snowing outside with a fire going >>>>>>>

[perplexingly]

I took the text from Frankenstein: A New Musical

[ouchgnf]

someone is trying to argue with me on twt rn abt how sapnap saying he didnt like the barbie movie is actually kind of misogynistic im crying guys

[ciderjacks]

despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

[dceasesd]

ENOUGH ABOUT BATMAN 148 ‼️‼️ LETS GET HYPE FOR THE BOY WONDER ISSUE #2 ‼️‼️

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 218

“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!” 

Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside. 

He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude. 

“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?” 

Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere. 

[bixels]

Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 

Sparity.

[rottengurlz]

toxic yuri vampires you will always be famous to me

[foldingfittedsheets]

I literally texted my beloved and posted on tumblr that my interview went well.

Within half an hour I was convinced it has actually gone terribly and also panicking about picking one mattress place over the one I know better and being scared about trying to learn a new system while simultaneously being excited by the idea of having money again and also scared I won’t keep applying for rigging jobs when the industry picks up.

I’m just a meme of a guy slapping my roof and saying “this lil guy can fit so many anxieties!”

[alluralater]

wanna suck on her tongue until she's squirming and writhing like a whore in my lap but i just keep her wrists pinned behind her back. moaning into her eager mouth, sucking even slower. my lips wet around her and her chin getting all drooly with how lovely it feels to be so good and take it for me. i love seeing how much she can take before she gets stupid with that senseless fucking need. when she starts to whine and force her tongue deeper, i'll bring my own to the underside of hers and lick side to side, back and forth. swirling and sucking until she's grinding her hips forward, begging me to fuck her. taking her wrists in one hand and sliding the other between her thighs. she knows what it means. move for me. we aren't stopping, i'm still working that warm tongue in and out of my lips, but i'll give you this. make yourself cum on my fingers, sweetheart. aren’t you dying for it? cum. cum now. hurry up before i change my mind <3