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keegan russ forcemasc
#*loud thud as i pass out and hit the floor from all of my blood leavibg my head*#CA#CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME#HEEELP GELP HEP GELP HELP OPLSOLSOLSMPLS LMIMMEHSU IMEEUDU IM DERANGED#too niche?#probably#BUT SOMEBODY#ONE PERSON OUT THERE HAS TO UNDERSTAND#PLEASE#im scared of tagging this ngl what i f i get tomatoes thrown at me#PELAAEEESE HELPPO IHEPP I CABT STOP THINKING THIS ANS GIGGLING#i need bro to convince me im a man#OH NY GOD#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME#ok thank u one mutual who understood im adding tags bc of u.#keegan p russ#keegan russ#cod keegan#keegan cod#cod ghosts#call of duty ghosts#cod#call of duty#i think i hauve covid
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post this long cat.
#did somebody hear something .#kora.txt#used to be poob is gonna call you.#it seems ill advised to get rid of individual passwords like#i like 2fa but making it mandatory is exclusionary and annoyingggggg more than anything
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Z-A starters explained
#binkart#pokemon#pokemon legends za#pokemon fanart#chikorita#totodile#tepig#cyndaquil#kalos region#I really struggle to draw Totodile but I think this is my best one to date#somebody save cyndaquil... plz...
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken#if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson
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because the thing is bisexual
#somebody posted this ss on reddit n i lost it so im sharing it with you beautiful people#levis greatest hits#the thing
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and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby
#sorrrryyyy i can't stop thinking about this#i was writing a thing that i allegedly do for fun#and i found myself wishing that somebody else would write the sequences that i find uninspiring but are necessary to the story#like that's an easy thing to want. would you create a person to do that and only that is the question#and like. maybe not for your stupid hobby but a lot of people just aren't too many steps removed from being okay with it#the groundwork is there it's capitalism baby!!!!!!#severance#severance spoilers
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Grian three-ish years ago: hey Ren meet my friend Martyn. he plays fortnite
Ren a couple days ago: Martyn, I cannot bear to think of a universe where our souls are not tied. We're the earth and the moon, pulled into continual and unceasing orbit to one another. In your absence I become a lesser man. I will destroy the fabric of the world to bring you along with me, ignore the rules of the game. You will carry my banner, I will carry your soul.
Grian a couple days ago: hey what the hell
#i HATE them ugh/pos#grian is so scared of them somebody write a fanfic#rendog#renthedog#renchanting#renchanting duo#dogwarts#inthelittlewood#martyn#martyn inthelittlewood#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#trafficblr#traffic series#life series#wild life smp#traffic smp
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you can shake him. he enjoys it
#animation#art#my art#furry#fursona#need me somebody with paws bigger than my face to do this to me#shake me like the stupid dog I am#also he/him prns? felt correct in this context#heheheehuihuii gemder#cartoon
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and then they did<3
#idk who they're killing. somebody#hermitcraft#grian#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#mcyt#snart#life series#third life
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#the sun has gone down and the moon has come up#and long ago somebody left with the cup#i want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng#italian leather sofa#;)#cake
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I mean—it's them, right?
#dandadan#dan da dan#momo ayase#ken takakura#okarun#momokarun#dan da dan fanart#dandadan fanart#dandadan momo#dandadan ken#dandadan okarun#momo x okarun#okarun x momo#The way they have melted my brain#I've been reading the Manga nonstop. Finished half of it in the last two days.#somebody sedate me#Please#Anyway can we all agree that their dynamic is so precious??? Yes???#I love them so so so so so so so much#My sweet darling children#Okarun is just happy to be there#At least as happy as he can be in his yokai form tbh#He has two moods and they're “I'm so depressed” and “I love Momo❤️”#You go King#Do your thing
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Roblox OC because I've lost all control of my life.
#Some kind of fffruity fffuckin' fffffellow#an eccentric fashion designer of sorts#I'm almost positive he only has bad ideas#Somebody should kill him
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#please do rb this btw i know like 5% of you at most know my name#but even when im sure i know somebody's name i have to check to make sure#bc if i got it wrong id have to go missing#so im curious if anybody actually knows who anyone else is or if we're all just going by url
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really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess
[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]
#somebody remind me to send this to my mom when i wake up tomorrow#doc talks#my art#the muppets#kermit the frog#miss piggy
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Why, Miss Elphaba--look at you. You're beautiful.
#wicked#gelphie#character design#chaarcter art#digital art#digital illustration#they are so important to me i'm gonna chew my fingers off#i am unwell#i am SO unwell#somebody SEDATE ME
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