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ive said this before but being a leftist gun nut doesnt make me feel safer around you than conservative gun nuts. cuz at the end of the day youre still harboring the same fantasy of Getting To Use Your Gun that is the self fulfilling prophecy of gun related accidents.
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cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics
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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like
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transitioning is like putting on the They Live glasses and seeing that 90% of people looking at you are either jerking off or furiously sharpening a knife. or both. and i do not mean that in a sexy or fun way, and i dont like clarifying that, but i know there's a 90% chance you are thinking it, because i wrote it while being a trans woman.
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I for one think we should start saying jd vance killed the pope
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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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Sin茅ad O'Connor protesting the Catholic Church on SNL
Rest in peace 鉂わ笍
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bad day? wrong! fruity haircut and platter of fruit.
#my heart shaped bowl plate i adore you#i dont usually post myshelf on here but i really like this haircut#and this shirt#levis greatest hits#hashtag me
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found an insane website with a very weak character generator that spat out something incredible by accident
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happy lesbian visibility week. remember that, even in countries were femicide is acknowledged, lesbophobic hate crimes are lumped in with barely a word of note. remember that most people shy away from the word lesbian as if it's a dirty thing, and that it's not interchangeable with the sanitized term of the week. remember that lesbianism is not "restrictive", and that realizing you aren't attracted to men in a world that tells you that is not a possibility is more freeing than you could ever imagine. remember that transness isn't antithetical to lesbianism, but an integral part of it. remember that we're not the mean girl cardboard cutouts that exist in your head but people with varied life experiences and backgrounds just like you. remember to love lesbians even when we're the mean hairy man-hating dykes you hear so much about. remember that our relationships are more than soft kissing hand-holding lukewarmth and deserve to be taken seriously in all their depth. remember that we don't exist for anyone's pleasure but our own. remember that we exist even when you think we don't, or wish we didn't. remember that we'll continue to exist, everywhere, always.
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Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant
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trying to find books about your Niche Fucking Interest moodboard
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