#I need a John in my life

[rubyybutterfly]

Sweet wife

John estava quebrado e cansado, dois meses em uma infiltração quase malfeita, dois meses comendo comida de merda, dormindo em um chão de merda. Algumas novas cicatrizes e hematomas das quedas e brigas, o motor do caminhão desliga quando ele chega em sua casa onde sua doce esposa os espera, você, a melhor coisa que já aconteceu com ele. Quem imaginaria que 5 anos atrás ele estaria em um pub de merda bebendo cerveja e assistindo a uma partida de rúgbi na televisão acima do bar quando viu você, uma coisinha tímida e desanimada. O idiota do aplicativo a abandonou no primeiro encontro, um vestido de seda branco abraçando suas curvas deliciosas e aqueles lábios o fizeram imaginar como seria a boca dela enrolada em seu pau. A casa estava como ele a havia deixado antes de partir, quando ele passou pela porta de carvalho sentiu um corpo pequeno e macio colidir com o seu, deixando cair a bolsa pesada no chão John segura sua amada esposa pela bunda e cintura enquanto ela a beija. "John, amor. Você está bem, como vai? Você se machucou..." Você começou a tagarelar bobagens no ouvido do seu marido, que só conseguia olhar para o seu rosto - que ele sentia falta - noites olhando para aquela polaroid presa dentro do seu chapéu, você usando lingerie de renda enquanto olhava para ele com aqueles olhos de corça. "Estou bem, doce menina. Você sentiu falta do seu velho?" Você acenou sorrindo enquanto descia as escadas dizendo que tinha feito o jantar favorito de John, preparado um banho para ele, John suspirou e agradeceu a qualquer divindade por sua esposa. Ele conhecia muitos soldados que não tiveram a mesma sorte que ele, uma esposa doce e suave que estava esperando ele chegar em casa usando uma linda boneca e cheirando como o maldito fruto proibido. John levantou sua esposa ignorando a dor em suas costelas novamente e a levou para o banheiro ignorando seus apelos. "John, me deixe ir..." seus avisos pararam quando senti uma sensação de queimação em sua bunda, John lhe deu um tapa forte com sua mão calejada enviando calor para sua intimidade. "Silêncio, doce menina. Estou imaginando seu gosto em minha boca há dois meses e hoje vou foder um bebê em você." John disse enquanto subia as escadas de sua casa, digamos que os vizinhos sabiam que John chegou naquela noite.

[zivazivc]

Hiii!! Ufff I don't know how to tell you that I love your take on Floyd. like some bad bad life decisions were taken (THAT SO!!! INTERESTING FOR HIM). Do you think he ever feels ashamed of himself when he looks at Branch's eyes, like "shit, this guy really believes in me" or "he doesn't even know everything I have done"? Like he has some really BIG "Love me Less by Max" vibes

They all really believe in his goodness which is worse

And OH he definitely feels so much shame and regret. I think a big part of why he fell as hard as he did was because he finally didn't have to be his brothers' mediator, and I guess at one point he forgot that he still needed to be the voice of reason for himself. His new band mates encouraging his reckless behavior didn't help. Honestly I personally think young Floyd was a very naive kid and very dependent on his older brothers but his strong empathy gave them all the impression that he was much more mature and independent than he really was...

So yeah... you can imagine that constantly partying, doing drugs and sleeping around wears someone down after a few years. I think Floyd also went gray like Branch (not for as long tho) and he broke up with the band wanting to go home badly, but he was also ashamed of showing his face after a number of years as a gray drug addict, so he kind of just ended up alone...

If we're sharing songs, I have to show you this one by Linkin Park because I think Floyd wrote it for Branch (and the rest of his family (and some parts also addressing himself)) while he was at that desperate and lonely period because I am also extremely emo

[emma045]

[spotlitehooker]

are you fucking kidding me

[swerellind]

May Lord have mercy on me

[merlins-art]

I believe this speaks for itself

Me when the hyperfixation gets so bad i start throwing the pirate AU at it

[s0fter-sin]

my favourite soapghost trope is soap accidentally seeing ghost without his mask and instantly covering his eyes so he doesn’t see anything

[edorazzi]

More Thunderbirds Are Go! With an idea I couldn't shake; Kayo being the only one qualified to escort Penny to society events and "discourage" potential suitors (while shamelessly stealing Gordon's girl)! 🌸🗡️

The boys are all cute but Scott will have half a drink then idly drop some unhinged traumatic experience into polite conversation; Virgil will start lowkey stalking the unvaccinated guests; John hasn't come out of hiding since the Charity Auction Incident™; Gordon will free the buffet crabs into the ocean before showing off "cool" x-rays from the time he broke every bone in his body; and Alan will eat too many desserts, feel ill, then end up hiding under the table to play video games. Kayo is Penny's only hope of preserving any dignity! 😮‍💨

[justanofficeworker]

✨MDNI NSFW✨

I am once again thinking of johnny Soap Mctavish, free use extraordinaire. Homie is chilling watching a rugby match when you come into the living room in one of his shirts. Nothing else :} You don’t even say anything just plop down in his lap and start pushing your hands under his shirt. He’s not even fazed.

“ Does my bonnie lass need something?” He’d smirk at your ministrations. He gets hard so fast it’s nearly dizzying and now he’s missing the game. Your body blocking his view of the screen, eventually he just gets frustrated with your teasing and kisses. He scoots forward, pushes his sweats down enough to let his cock bob out his waistband and all but manhandles your hips above his to push you down on him.

It’s not even hard with how wet you are, just an easy slide has his sizable length sheathed where , in his opinion, it belongs. Johnny is all growls and whines as you bounce lazily. He practically howls as your hickies turn to bites as you get closer and closer to climax. Your damn near feral with your need for him. Pleas leaving your lips like prayers , “harder johnny , n-need you” and “god like that, don’t fucking stop” . Johnny slipping a hand between your sweaty bodies to paw at your swollen clit.

It only takes a couple swipes to push you careening off that cliff, pleasure welling inside you and dripping out around his cock. Johnny follows you as you tighten around him, pressing you flush to him and shooting his load deep inside you-the spongy head of him pressed up tight to your cervix.

[multi-fandomdisaster]

I absolutely adore the idea of the Black and White slowly warping and twisting and fucking up Wiley as much as (if not a little bit more than) the next guy, but I raise you this:

General MacNamara getting warped and twisted and fucked up by the Black and White after by being dematerialized into it during Black Friday/post-Made in America.

[findingcrow]

Why have I not seen LITERALLY ANYONE talk about how in Erak’s Ransom, when Will saves the group, Horace yells “Will!!” And holds up his tied hands AND WILL SHOOTS IT AND FREES HIM??? LIKE THAT WAS SO COOL WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT????? The fact that, number one, Horace knew Will was skilled enough to do it, number two, Horace TRUSTED Will not to shoot his hand, number three, Will understood what Horace wanted him to do, and finally, the fact that WILL WAS ABLE TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?? Now obviously rangers are very trained and blah blah blah but THATS STILL BADASS????

[aardvaark]

im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.

[spotlitehooker]

[aanthonyvb]

More good vibes

[whimsys-malevolent-brainrot]

oh god im so ill. there was a vote on patreon for arthur’s response to kayne in part 20-

"Why are you so different, Arthur? No wrong answers here!"

Top voted comment: “You're asking the wrong question; the thing that makes Arthur special is not what saved him. The reason Arthur survived upon opening the book is us. His gut feeling, his spiritual advisors; just like John protected his sanity simply by being there, so did we. We're invested in his survival (well, most of us), and we're nudging him to make the decisions that will protect him and John. But the reason Arthur is special? It's that he's so very human. His stubbornness, his compassion, his unthinkable mistakes. We can only nudge, make the big decisions—Arthur makes decisions every moment of his life by virtue of being human. We didn’t make Arthur who he is, and we didn’t keep him sane. If Arthur gave up, if Arthur wasn’t Arthur, there’d be nothing we could do. If Arthur hadn’t been so stubbornly, beautifully human, then a fragment of a god would never have realized all he could be. He would have no desire to stay separate from his other half, to protect the meat suit he was walking around in. So that’s my answer, as one of those advisors. But we can't put the words into Arthur's mouth, because we don't control him. We can only try to understand him from what little we've seen of his life, and try to protect him because we've come to care for him too. Let Arthur answer.”

[thekingofspin]

When the found family is 2 psychopaths who are actually one psychopath and their tragic lover who is also their enemy and his grandchild who is also his student and the babysitter who trys to stop them from getting into trouble but sucks at his job.