#i need IT

[lowcaltrashkitty]

need someone to be absolutely obsessed with me and never leave is that too much to ask?

[funnybreadd]

🌹

[ratttgay]

dan and phil poppy playtime 4 PLEASE PLEAAAASE

[rocketqueen1989x]

GUYS !

I’ve just seen slash’s dick and omfg I was not expecting that tbh 😏😏😏

WE NEED AXL’S NEXT 😋😋😋

[astronglywordeddm]

its the last day of january WE BETTER BE GETTING THAT FUCKING TEASER DUFFERS YOU FUCKERS

(please)

[xoxojunelle]

ꢾ୧ I need this so bad...♡

[iamquinntessential]

I think everyone needs to see this

[shoopsthereitis]

hi my love can we talk about jegingsley for a second

but specifically vampire ringsley who start dating james, who has no idea his boyfriends are vampires until one day he comes home early to find them both scrambling to hide blood bags in a secret compartment in the fridge and james is so upset but ringsley think he’s upset bc they’re vampires and james is like “no i’m upset because you’re drinking from blood bags” — said with disgust — “when you could be drinking from me, a perfectly willing human sippy cup.”

and ringsley are like “oh… we didn’t think you’d want…”

but james is already exposing his neck and wrists like “go ahead you lovable idiots” and anyway that’s how james starts regularly getting the highest princess treatment possible from his two boyfriends who nibble on him all day long, like little sips here and there on his neck when he’s making breakfast or in the shower or watching tv

thank u for coming to my ted talk

HELLO NIC MY LOVE YES YES WE CAN 🙂‍↕️

first off-mmm jegingsley vampires yes this brain rot has wormed its way into my mind bc I already wrote vampire kingsley once and he was everything and oh my god what if I did a part 2 of that fic and he's turned regulus and now they meet James and ope....I have ideas now.

*ahem* anyways this is so them😭James would be appalled that no one has asked him to drink from him. like hello? he is right here with perfectly good blood !!!

and I can imagine kingsley was the hold up. I think he has such a strong moral compass about it that he would feel bad asking that of james. whereas regulus was probably like "king...I bet he would want to...I bet he would like it..." so when james does this and offers himself, regulus shoots kingsley a knowing scowl, muttering I told you so into his mind bc they have mind powers ive just decided.

and so once james has consented on his own without ringsley having to ask kingsley is okay with it and then boom human sippy cup, they take little bites and sips and james is constantly asking if they're hungry, baring his neck for them, shoving a finger in their mouth begging them to take just a little bite, just a snack. and who are they to say no when james is looking at them so earnestly with his big warm hazel eyes and they all love each other so so soooo much.

mmm yes yes.

[ovium-sheep]

Dying Star.

I forgot to name it properly oops!

Also I did indeed cook with this one.

[isthisdesiire]

NEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Close enough, welcome back Commander Tartar.

[brainrotcharacters]

wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Peni and Noir scene we deserve

[findingthepathtomyself]

I needed it for my work.

As a excuse to avoid more workload.

And as a reason why I can't do it in 2 hours.

[cosmicschmidt]

I need this man biblically.