#I hate stolas

[ms-cartoon]

This is so f*ckin stupid.

What is this?? Why TF are you clinging to him??

Demon prince my ass.

[tocomplainfriend]

New episode

Damn guys. not even making a post about that episode, i disliked it so much bro lmaoooo.

[let-me-be-an-egg-toast]

i hate how Millie is only moxxie's murder-happy/angry wife, and never anything more (vivziepop didn't even write her own damn short my god)

i hate how they didn't explore blitzø and verosika's relationship and its issues that caused them to break-up

i hate how they didn't explore the cherubs more so that we could get to know about how heaven is like + what happened to the cherubs

i hate how Stella was reduced to this 2D shell of herself, forever the angry volatile abuser and never getting to know how she also suffered in her side of the story

i hate how Octavia was reduced to this prop, always there to make stolas look like a good father (not that he even is or tries to ANYWAY fucking god) and never exploring fully her emotions and whenever it actually happens it just falls flat (I hate you Brandon for calling her a "cockblocking slut")

i hate how blitzø, the ACTUAL victim, it now framed as the problem, when he didn't even want this relationship IN THE FIRST PLACE

HE ONLY DID IT FOR HIS JOB

i hate how stolas slowly came from the actual villain of the show, to this fucking whiney ass crybaby who does nothing except be gay and crybaby

I

HATE

STOLITZ

[todomemolesta18]

You,know I would compare stolas with this character called doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. Unlike stolas,he is actually a bad guy and a same time a lovable dad. He may be an evil scientist bit we see in many episodes and it's acknowledge,that he is very incompetent,I mean seriously. But still,I really love how the show make him a good character. Also,the fact he have an ex wife because both of them fall out love but became best friends and share custody,with Vanessa,he's 16 year old daughter and unlike stolas,the show never forgot Vanessa and how we see doofen literally show his daughter a lot of love. You know what's funny in the 2nd timeline,he and Charlene(his ex wife) pretended to be divorce so that they can the money together. It's just hilarious hahaha. If you don't believe,here's a meme of how doofenshmirtz cares for his daughter to this day and how he sees her:https://youtu.be/P8GUjEFrKZo?si=ublhB2hA-8ahFn0B

Doofenshmirtz is such a lovable character, someone who truly loves his daughter and tries his best. I also like how the show portrays the divorced parents as friends, showing that you can get along with your ex. And it also proves that they are trying their best for Vanessa.

Speaking of Vanessa, thanks for pointing that out. Is great how we see her point of view too, and while her dad can annoy her sometimes, she knows he does truly love her. And she knows thanks to his ACTIONS.

Octavia was TOLD by Loona.

Loona.

Someone who baaaarely interacted with Stolas, who doesnt know how his relationship with Octavia is. TELLIN Octavia that he tries his best... while he was waisting time on a fuckin sitcom with Blitzø, his "fuckbody". Wow, he really is trying, isnt he -_-

Phineas and Ferb had a better representation of a dad who makes mistakes but tries his best and loves his teenage daughter who can be annoyed at him sometimes.

Cause Octavia has a right to complain, to be mad, to cry.

[thesupernaturalhouse]

I made a meme, enjoy

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

More Akio And Stolas Comparisons

Stolas stans come at me pros because Stolas gives more and more Akio vibes by the way he refuses to own up to his problems and instead push them on others while they hurt and abuse people. And again both are sexual abusers who try to justify themselves with the difference is the narrative sees the latter for what he is while the other is coddled and babied. Just imagine if the narrative kept on saying there is nothing wrong with Akio abusing his powers over others just because his sad past or that the main characters should instantly forgive him and he should be in a relationship with Utena because of it. Or even worse, try to let him get laid after putting people through shit. No, it would be considered tone deaf which is the same thing that Stolas is treated. So again, if the narrative treated Stolas the same as Akio we wouldn't be hating him as much.

[candycoated-rage]

newest episode of helluva boss was. fine.

i liked verosika. there were two funny bits. brandon rodger's delivery as blitzo was great as usual. but the first five minutes alone made me DESPISE stolas.

im glad the stoliz stuff is probably over, because theyre officially broken up now, i was never into it. but if this turns into a will they/wont they situation, im going to put a hole through my wall.

[z0mbiekitt3n]

Okay I've never watched helluva boss but my sister has and I drew this to torture her cause she hated better the blitzo guy so yeah

The ship names betlzø

[zaiaam]

who on the animation team decided it was a good idea to give stolas these fuck ass pupils. as if it wasnt already obvious that viv wants to go

"oo he's the victim! look at how cutesy and adorbs he is!! dawh!!"

[birdy-babe]

She was sitting by the phone WAITING. She knew that Stolas was going to call. She was waiting for him, even changed Blitz’ contact so she knew when he reached out. Look at the smile on her face, how excited she is that he finally called.

Stella when I FUCKING GET YOU

[satoumafuyuss]

SUMMER TIME ☀️

[speakofthedebbie]

they could never make me hate you blitzø

they could never make me hate you stolas

show some love to both of these fellas theyre going through a rough time

[todomemolesta18]

More reasons why Stolitz wasnt planned

So, lets see.

Ep 1, Murder family. The situation is this one. Blitzo is runing for his life, when suddenly, Stolas, who KNOWS that he is in danger, calls him to make the full moon deal. Blitzo, who isnt thinkin clearly ("fine, whatever!" also putting more attention to Marta, who is running after him) accepts.

So... yeah, this is not okay. But Im not here to talk about the sexual coersion but something different.

Stolas clearly didnt care that Blizto was in danger. In fact, he took advantage of a life and death situation.

In other words, he's an manipulative asshole.

But then, we get to ep 6, where he DOES goes to save Blitzo. Why? Whats the difference? In both situations Blitzo could have died. Why suddenly now?

And then it gets worse with ep 7 and the Circus one.

So, its revealed that he is in love with Blitzo... WHY??? AND WHEN??? HE FELL IN LOVE OFFSCREEN?

Maybe thats why he went to rescue him in ep 6? Its an explanation, tough I hate when characters fall in love OFFSCREEN.

BUT NO. WAIT. HE FELL IN LOVE WITH BLITZO WHEN THEY WHERE KIDS!

Oh God. If they where trying to fix the plot hole about Stolas feelings, then it didnt work, cause is worse!!

If he was in love, if he did care, why didnt Stolas go to rescue Blitzo in ep 1? Even when Martha got him, he still talked dirty! HE DIDNT CARE.

So, yeah, no, Im sorry but Stolitz is bullshit (in my humble opinion, ofc, feel free to enjoy this ship).

[doodle-empress66]

I like how Ozzie explained how lust should never be about force and it’s something that should be earned. He’d hate Val and everything he stands for.

[vvenuspng]

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[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

You know what kills me. Via understandably feels like she's been left behind, like Stolas has chosen Blitz instead of her. That they've gone off and formed a relationship she can't be a part of.

And in the same episode as she confronts Stolas about that, she has no idea that the "shitty boyfriend" is daydreaming about not just having Stolas and his own daughter in his life, but about HAVING VIA THERE TOO.

Like I completely get why she thinks she's been left out, but the irony of the very guy she thinks is the cause of her exclusion, actually of his own accord, without prompting from anyone, yearning for her to be part of it, to become family.

It is killing me. In Blitz's perfect family daydream, he has TWO daughters, not just one. He's gonna love her so hard when she's willing to let him.