speakofthedebbie

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the only rules of the internet to stand the test of time in their rule format usage are rule 34 and 63. all other rules still may be true but the average user can only recognize the two. which means 2 things are eternal: porn and transitioning

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if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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time to lock tf in *opens wip and proceeds to zone tf out*

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Saying "I'm gonna finish writing that chapter today" and then NOT doing it makes YOU the unreliable narrator 💔

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Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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Presenting to you my writing cycle

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rkgk

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diagram of using social media

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don’t unfollow me okay. i’m going to make a really good post one of these days. just wait.

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wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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:D

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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.