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evilphrog · 5 months
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I was challenged to write a Farrah/Taika fic by @ariose-ghoul. Here you go, I hope it's to your liking.
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sleepygaymerdisease · 7 months
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goldensunset · 1 year
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months
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I can behave normally around books
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christadeguchi · 2 months
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make men slutty again.
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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:
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tuttle-did-it · 3 months
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
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edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
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artsymeeshee · 3 days
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Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))
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vamprisms · 1 year
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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abisalli · 1 month
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I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun
Bonus: summer suits!?
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otto-doctavius · 1 month
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Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog
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gatorinator · 7 months
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“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN
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mroddmod · 5 months
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everyone be quiet i'm manifesting
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galaxymagitech · 7 months
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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.
Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*
Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.
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monstyra · 6 months
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wheres that tumblr post abt adults absolutely doing this on purpose
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Springtrap making friends in Dead by Daylight,,
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coffee-scrub · 3 months
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Mia would have some choice words on Phoenix’s taste in men
Bonus:
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