#al speaks

[toldentops]

It’s so easy to think that the Strawmanning game here is insane because I saw a post mocking another post that I had just seen earlier and thought “wow this post is completely misinterpreting that other post and lost all the nuance about it”. only to find, a couple posts later, a post that almost exactly mirrors the Strawman of the original post. you can never win on this website

[gatorinator]

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

[palossssssand]

CRYING?????????? WHO THE FUCK ORDERED A TRITO ????????????? IVE BEEN TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER TO GET HIM BECAUSE I LIKE NOGA SO MUCH. ONLY TO FIND OUT SOMEBODY CUSTOM ORDERED HIM

[aluc-art]

Srsly do u guys think after he grinned like that, he noticed his reflection on the glass and stopped smiling💀

[machihunnicutt]

i must write beejhawk soon or i will die

[pericci]

My sister and brother-in-law have a cat that looks like a muppet but my brother-in-law insists that he’s a beautiful majestic cat. So the last time I saw them I tortured him with descriptions of his cat being a sad sickly Victorian boy while he kept going “No! No! He’s a handsome strong lad!! He’s beautiful!!!”. The entire time his cat was staring at us through a baby gate like this

[mothersthousandeyes]

Small update

Hi everyone!!! Sorry for dissappearing for a while there ;w;  world events , work stress and jUST life in general has been kicking my ass and my ability to do art :^( I've been battling mega art block but I'm ever slowly starting to return back to feeling like I can actually draw LOL 

I have a page nearly finished but I'm going to wait until I have 3 pages fully done and I feel like I can keep my momentum up before I promise weekly pages again! IDK how long it'll be but I'm really determined to finally get my ass in gear ok??? lol 

SO SORRY about the wait!! I want everyone who has given my silly comic a chance to know I'm never just going to abandon it…its rotten my brain too much for me to do that without a fight lol :^p If it takes me 10,15,20 years OR MORE I'm not stopping till its done :^) 

Thank you for the support, It means sooooo much more then anyone would ever know and I love you all!!  Stay safe and I'll post again soon <3 ​​​​​​​ -AL

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

so uh life update

okay so this isn't what i normally do but apparently my friends and family in oregon are currently in a tornado warning, so i'm going to be going there to help them out. we're going to meet in portland. so if i disappear for a little bit i'm either at school or driving. love you guys. and stay safe.

[holycorrupt]

I love having to self promo my art :^) it DEFINITELY doesn't feel like I'm taking poison damage the whole time.

Hey guys- [-1hp](oogh) -please check out- [-1hp](aaugh) -my webcomic, I work really- [-1hp](AGH)-hard on it and I promise it's good- [-1hp](AAAAAaaaagh)

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[the-al-chemist]

Happy Worldbuilding Wednesday! As you've written a fair bit about Charlie, I'm sure you've thought a lot about dragons by proxy. Are there any headcanons/ideas you have about dragons in your world (that Charlie is likely to talk about at length to people)? - @hphmmatthewluther

Well, look who is here asking me about things that I love to talk about. Dragons? Yes please. Charlie Weasley? Even more yes please.

So, I had a good think about dragons when it came to Learning to Fly. I’m a stickler to canon, so I knew I wanted them to be completely wild animals, but I needed to have Norbert(a) able to interact with Charlie. So, I based my “characterisation” of dragons on a few things, some of which made it into the story, some of which remained unpublished.

Until now.

I’m so sorry, you hit my nerdy/hyperfocus spot. This is such an essay of a response. I’m leaning into it with picture examples and everything…

Anatomy/Physiology

Firstly, I used birds as an inspiration. This is an obvious one, sort of. Generally, you have two different dragon appearances in recent western fantasy: either they have four legs plus a pair of wings or their wings are their front limbs. In the Harry Potter films, they use the latter. It’s less cute, but makes more sense in terms of them actually being able to fly.

All the terms I used to describe Norbert(a)’s body parts were anatomical terms for these body parts in birds, e.g. the keel. The keel is the breastbone, and in birds the muscles used for flight all attach here in order to keep the centre of gravity low on the body for flight. There are tendons that then extend up through a loop of bone and act as pulleys for their wings, the bones of which are actually very similar to our own arms, if you look closely.

As well as their flight mechanisms, birds have a bellows system of air sacs that I wanted to borrow for my dragons. Birds use these for respiration (think about oxygen at high altitudes during flight), but for my dragons, they have another purpose. Because, what else needs oxygen? What is it that dragons are most famous for? What is responsible for those burns on Charlie’s arms?

Fire.

I am not much of a reptile expert, so I didn’t take much in the way of inspiration from reptiles when writing about my dragons. I do, however, have the headcanon that, like all reptiles, dragons are cold-blooded. Most physiological adaptations have more than one purpose, and so, my dragons don’t just use fire for hunting and defence purposes — they use it to keep themselves warm. They produce the flames in their thorax, where there is a good oxygen supply and the blood can be warmed easily due the proximity to the heart, and the muscles and thick bone of the keel are able to protect it.

Behaviour

I used more elements of dog behaviour when writing Learning to Fly than anything else, for the simple reason that it is the animal body language I understand best and that I thought most readers would understand best. However, I would argue that dragons are far more like cat species than dogs in regard to their behaviour, so I included some cat-like tendencies as well.

Dogs are social creatures, and most of their behaviours have evolved in order to maintain order within a pack. They hunt in packs, roam in packs, raise offspring in packs. Other than lions, cats are usually solitary creatures, only joining together as adults to mate. There are exceptions, of course, but this is usually the rule. The same goes for dragons, from what we see in canon. Therefore, their behaviour will largely be based on avoiding conflict in order to avoid injury to themselves, and on solitary hunting. I did put this in with Norbert(a) — in one of the final chapters, she engages in play behaviour by mimicking hunting, like a cat.

I also took a lot of inspiration from orcas, mainly in respect to the ethical arguments surrounding their captivity. If you haven’t seen Blackfish, you should definitely do so. I headcanon dragons to be immensely powerful and intelligent beings with wide roaming ranges, who do not cope well in captivity. In canon, it is known that dragons are too dangerous to keep as pets, and judging by the treatment of the Gringotts dragon, the ones that are kept in captivity do not lead happy and fulfilled lives.

I have written several times that dragons kept in captivity suffer from severe impairments to their physical and emotional health, to the point that they have reduced length of life as well as quality of life compared to their wild counterparts. Most of that has been in the form of dialogue from Charlie.

Three guesses what is the thing he really won’t shut up about…

[toldentops]

I love having ocs because n one hand I can literally do whatever I want, on the other hand I cant juist go on the internet to see my favorite babygirl

[gatorinator]

This bit sends me and I think about it frequently

[palossssssand]

Quick vent/rant post on art

Maaan I know that art output has no bearing on my “worth” as an artist but I wish I could be putting out more original stuff. It’s like the art juice has run out. But more specifically, it’s that all of the recent stuff I’ve been drawing has been commissions and I feel like it’s been affecting my drive to make art for myself. More and more lately, I’ve been seeing my old art ideas as a chore to do because I’ve been putting them off to do once my commissions finish. Unfortunately, I kind of have commissions open all the time because I’m unemployed and still looking, and I will take what I can get. It sucks getting into this slump, especially when my output was really high at the “peak” of getting into Splatoon, and I know this is a familiar pattern but it really sucks to consciously feel like “Oh no! It’s happening again! I’m losing my touch!!”

This is probably the sign for me to try to do stuff like studies where the pressure isn’t on me to come up with original art ideas. It’s been really difficult to force myself to do art because I keep having the nagging feeling that I “should” be doing something “more important” so instead I do neither and open up The Sims

[aluc-art]

Tord after he has smoked the weed that makes you evil:

[machihunnicutt]

late 2 the party as usual, but yay movie games!

[pericci]

Thanks gang!