#I don’t even have daddy issues
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John Marston was pathetic and adorable right until the moment Jack got kidnapped and suddenly he was violently hot
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#john marston#shower thoughts#but outside the shower#so it’s just thoughts#thoughts#lol#i don’t even have daddy issues#can’t imagine how this feels to the daddy issues community
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Guys it’s nearly 2am and I’m crying so fucking loud at this godforsaken show
#he just wanted a father#I’m sobbing#the pain in his eyes too#and the way he can’t do anything#about it#fuck uther pendragon#I don’t even have daddy issues#why am I crying so much#bbc merlin#merlin rewatch#merlin#merlin emrys#balinor#kilgharrah#morgana pendragon#arthur pendragon#fuck uther#uther pendragon#morgause#mordred#gwen merlin#ouch my feelings
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I think I would accidentally call Arthur dad so that’s why I’m not that attracted to him
#andyrambles#I still love him#but I would accidentally call him dad#not even in a kinky way#I don’t even have daddy issues#my dad is my best friend
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“Did you get the milk, Dad?”
You met a girl at a bar who gave you a number. Turns out, she has a superpower; Any number she gives out to others turns into the number they needed to call the most. You call it, and it forwards you to the most powerful supervillain in the world.
#writers#writers on tumblr#writing prompts#writeblr#writing inspiration#why am i like this#I don’t even have daddy issues#and yet
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gaara and sasuke are about to start attacking each other flightless bird style when drunk naruto comes in with the ultimate conversation decimator
#naruto#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#gaara#vaguely inspired by that one b99 scene where he’s like HOw could i have daddy issues when i don’t even have a dad!!1!
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Sometimes I wonder if Leo’s instant latching onto Señor Hueso is due to the fact that Hueso is an older adult man (specifically a father at that) who, while fed up with Leo a lot of the time, still deigns to give him a modicum of attention.
Considering Leo’s a Leo, he craves that attention from a father figure, even if said attention isn’t positive. As long as he’s acknowledged, that’s enough for him, since he’s already used to being his own biggest (and often only) fan as is.
Luckily, Hueso does come around and (reluctantly) forms a connection with Leo as well, but again, I have to wonder if Leo picked out Hueso for a reason.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt hueso#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#rise hueso#there’s also Tim Dunkman#even Marcus Moncrief too#like how Donnie is easily influenced by words of praise from parent aged adults#I find that Leo is influenced by attention from father aged men#unless these men are Baron Draxum who Leo met as a villain first#side note but sometimes I think about how Leo never had a true heartfelt moment with Splinter that wasn’t in a group setting#sure he and Splinter have time together in Many Unhappy Returns but that does more to help Splinter see Leo’s abilities than Leo himself#with how dismissive Splinter is (especially to Leo in that episode) and with how much Leo as a Leo is an ultimate Daddy’s Boy…#well I can imagine how much he longs for that attention#again - even negative#poor kid’s got Daddy Issues galore#they all do really#this is partially why I don’t think Leo reacts much at all to the negative things said about him in Many Unhappy Returns#partially because he’s likely heard it before#and partially because well…even negative that’s still attention#that’s still time he gets to spend with his dad one on one#so it’s not shocking that Leo basically imprints on Hueso#keep in mind that we meet Hueso in the Maze of Death episode#so Hueso at least loosely knows of one of Leo’s lowest moments#and still hasn’t kicked him away soooo congrats boneman you have a lifelong nephew now
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You’d think I’d have more sky metaphors but no it's always the damn ocean with these two. And ultimately I think it's because the sky is simple. You look up and what you see is what you get. Cloudy, rainy, sun, storm, lightning, even mist, they're all easy to see. You can understand at a glance what's going on with it, but the relationship between Reborn and Tsuna isn't straightforward like that at all
I think the pedestal Tsuna places Reborn on, whether he knows it's there or not, is an important facet of their relationship because it's not just Reborn failing to communicate like a human being
It's Tsuna filtering everything about him through this strange, fucked up gratitude
The first and only time we see Tsuna stand up to Reborn and really hold his ground in a way that has impact on the story is when Reborn has done something that shakes the foundation of what Tsuna thinks is an immutable fact
Reborn has given up, and Tsuna can't accept that
He'll drag you with him to the future if it's the last thing he does. You don't just get to turn his entire life upside down and then disappear from it, leave him to clean up the pieces. Don’t lie and say you didn’t realize when you agreed to this, you agreed to becoming one of his people
It's the difference between teasing a cute little cub and one day that cub isn't so little anymore, and the realization settles in that you've raised a lion
The lion just wasn't supposed to view you as prey
anyway i have a LOT of feelings about these two and their strange… Push and pull. The way they’re more than friends, the way they give each other what they never knew they were even missing.
The way Tsuna gives Reborn the courage to believe again in a life he’d accepted as forfeit.
I don’t… See them as father and child. I just can’t. It’s not them. Reborn isn’t a parent. He’s a mentor, he’s a friend, he’s Tsuna’s family but not like that.
And I don’t think Tsuna would want to ever label reborn with something so vile as the same title Iemitsu has. He doesn’t hate Iemitsu. Not anymore anyway. The man’s just not worth it. But it would leave an awful taste in his mouth, I think. To put Reborn on the same level as the person who abandoned him for his job.
Because Reborn did the opposite. He came back.
#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#r27#sawada tsunayoshi#khr reborn#does Tsuna have daddy issues#yes#but I think he’d rather die than even mentally think of reborn as a father figure#this does not apply to kink solely because while I personally don’t enjoy daddy in the bedroom#I think it’s really really funny to give tsuna kinks he absolutely loathes having#and to also make reborn suffer through that
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Umm I love them???
#SHE WAITED FOR HIM FOR 4 HOURS ON TOP OF THEIR MEET UP SPOT#THEIR MEET UP SPOT IS BIG BELLY BURGER AHHHH#I didn’t really ship jayrose too much before#but I’ve been scrolling down their hashtag and I love them so much#Die hard Rose fans will say they don’t belong together and Rose shouldn’t be reduced as a character for Jason’s benefit#Yeah I completely understand and mostly agree with you.#Mostly. So for now I’m just going to enjoy me some good soft Jayrose content :)#I absolutely think Rose should NOT be reduced as a character but I have to say they are v cute together#The “Promise?’’ “Promise.’’ made my heart flutter I don’t even know why 😭#I’m a sucker for couples who care about each other like this#She could have just left it at ‘be careful’#But no Jason had to promise her that he will come back to her#It’s just. So. Damn. Good#IM DYING OVER THEM FR#You know they’d die for each other and make jokes about death and daddy issues#And with their shared use of ✨violence✨#And just generally become THE power couple#jason todd#red hood#batfamily#batfam#dc#dc comics#Ravager#Rose Wilson#Jayrose#Jason x Rose#holy queue batman#red rambles
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I come to a realization
#fictional crushes#fictional men#miguel o'hara#ken sato#dracule mihawk#corazon#wolverine#nanami kento#optimus prime#hotel transylvania#I don’t even have daddy issue#I just find it funny that they all happened to have something in common#the mihawks doesn’t really count but I enjoy goth family so I included it
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My five year old has his very first day of kindergarten tomorrow 🥺🥺🥺 I didn’t expect to be hit with such a huge wave of emotions but I’ve been a WRECK all day
#personal#he’s so excited#we’ve been talking about school for so long and he’s so excited that it’s finally here!#and a little nervous too he said but he keeps asking about the other kids and if he gets to have lots of friends now#he really liked his teacher when he met her and he’s excited to see her#the only thing that tripped him up a little was when I told him that me and his daddy are bringing him to the school but we can’t go with#that he has to just listen to his teacher and we’ll see him after school 🥺#I’m mostly worried that he’s not going to get enough food at school because he doesn’t eat very fast at home#he doesn’t focus well on meals#I’m hoping that positive peer pressure helps him with that#if he sees the other kids eating he will hopefully follow their lead#he’s going to be taking the bus home as well and I’m nervous about that for him too#even though it’s silly because his bus will pick him up in the morning and bring him directly to the school and then drop him off first#after school#he’ll be on it for maybe 20 minutes each day#I just worry too much#i worry about how issues he might have that I can’t help with like what if it’s too cold in just one room#but I don’t know that and send him in shorts?#or what if he gets teased for things I can’t anticipate right now? how can I best set him up for success with his peers?#I only know what he likes not what other five year olds like#I don’t want him to feel like the odd one out#but maybe that’s inevitable at some point#I can’t protect him from the world if im not there 😔#that’s the hardest thing about it#obviously this is supposed to happen and school will be so good for him#but he was a tiny little baby just yesterday#at least that’s how it feels#they say it goes by fast but damn
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Costas mandylor: yo we’re my hug at
Saw fandom: NO FUCK YOU KYS YOU BIGGOT PIECE OF SHIT
mark hoffman: hey I just ran over a family of four with dirt bike and burned down a hospital and dismembered a puppy
saw fandom: I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK. I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK NEOWWWWWW
(It’s me I’m the saw fandom.)
#sawposting#it’s me I’m the saw fandom#mark hoffman#costas mandylor#this is a mark Hoffman thirst page and a costas mandylor hate page because I don’t excuse bigotry#we also hate Scott but love Strahm for the exact same reason#I NEED that serial killer#I NEED that man with a temper#do i have daddy issues?#is that even a question???#try daddy AND mommy issues bitch#but I am gay so mommy issues just make me like femboys lol#well not really#but you get it
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feeling lonely tonight y’all
#i had an abundance of company last night#at least before bed#and then I was too tired to give a shit#but tonight I don’t even have my gf#idk I’m just feeling sad ig :(#I really want my Dom to pay more attention to me#and I figured out why#which is a whole tangled mess of daddy issues#y’know for not being involved in it at all that man sure fuckin wrecked my life#idk#I just feel like if i was better or more maybe I would be Special to my Dom and get more of his attention#which like not true#but my obsessive thoughts are making one hell of a case#I just wanna feel special and worth something and I wanna be spoiled with affection#and I want someone that’ll take care of me#and be the responsible and in control one for once#now I’m just rambling oops#personal
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When a character has daddy issues that’s boring and overdone when a character has mommy issues I’m like YES finally something good and unique.
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modramos is great but don’t get it twisted sergio’s greatest love will forever be his children
#by children i mean nacho lucas isco & morata#i don’t even have daddy issues but THAT is making me envious#sergio ramos#a single mom who works two jobs
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sirius 🤝 marlene 🤝 regulus 🤝 dorcas
“i come from a long line of people who should not have had kids but did anyway”
#aka they all have mommy and daddy issues#canon bc i said so#im not even gonna go into the black brothers angsty shit rn#but marlenes parents are divorced and hate each other#her dad is almost never around and her mum treats her like shit#dorcas’ parents have such high expectations for them and never give her a fucking break but they also don’t really take good care for them#so they’re simultaneously around her way too much and not enough#sirius black#regulus black#dorcas meadowes#marlene mckinnon#black brothers#marauders
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My babygirls 🥰
(I collect strange men over 40)
@velvetplushskeleton I know at least 3 of these men are also your babygirls and I love you for it
#one of my babygirls is dead 😭💀#honorable mention to dan aykroyd he is also my babygirl but i couldnt fit him im devastated#im so committed to the craft i got on my laptop to make this post#ill do anything for my babygirls even post from my computer (effort)#blunt rotation#can a blorbo be a real human person?#they’re all so babygirl coded it’s just true I don’t make the rules#at least I’m open about having daddy issues. I freely admit that.#hes so babygirl#clive barker#richard harris#peter capaldi#david byrne#mads mikkelsen#nick cave#danny elfman#bill hader#jack mcbrayer#hellraiser#nbc hannibal#oingo boingo#talking heads#nick cave and the bad seeds#steve martin#fred armisen#mike myers
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