#I don’t even have daddy issues
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entropyfox · 3 months ago
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John Marston was pathetic and adorable right until the moment Jack got kidnapped and suddenly he was violently hot
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caffeinatedbisexual · 7 months ago
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Guys it’s nearly 2am and I’m crying so fucking loud at this godforsaken show
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tempting-andromeda · 11 months ago
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I think I would accidentally call Arthur dad so that’s why I’m not that attracted to him
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woodland-gremlin · 3 months ago
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“Did you get the milk, Dad?”
You met a girl at a bar who gave you a number. Turns out, she has a superpower; Any number she gives out to others turns into the number they needed to call the most. You call it, and it forwards you to the most powerful supervillain in the world.
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cloudabserk · 8 months ago
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gaara and sasuke are about to start attacking each other flightless bird style when drunk naruto comes in with the ultimate conversation decimator
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turtleblogatlast · 11 months ago
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Sometimes I wonder if Leo’s instant latching onto Señor Hueso is due to the fact that Hueso is an older adult man (specifically a father at that) who, while fed up with Leo a lot of the time, still deigns to give him a modicum of attention.
Considering Leo’s a Leo, he craves that attention from a father figure, even if said attention isn’t positive. As long as he’s acknowledged, that’s enough for him, since he’s already used to being his own biggest (and often only) fan as is.
Luckily, Hueso does come around and (reluctantly) forms a connection with Leo as well, but again, I have to wonder if Leo picked out Hueso for a reason.
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katzkinder · 6 months ago
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You’d think I’d have more sky metaphors but no it's always the damn ocean with these two. And ultimately I think it's because the sky is simple. You look up and what you see is what you get. Cloudy, rainy, sun, storm, lightning, even mist, they're all easy to see. You can understand at a glance what's going on with it, but the relationship between Reborn and Tsuna isn't straightforward like that at all
I think the pedestal Tsuna places Reborn on, whether he knows it's there or not, is an important facet of their relationship because it's not just Reborn failing to communicate like a human being
It's Tsuna filtering everything about him through this strange, fucked up gratitude
The first and only time we see Tsuna stand up to Reborn and really hold his ground in a way that has impact on the story is when Reborn has done something that shakes the foundation of what Tsuna thinks is an immutable fact
Reborn has given up, and Tsuna can't accept that
He'll drag you with him to the future if it's the last thing he does. You don't just get to turn his entire life upside down and then disappear from it, leave him to clean up the pieces. Don’t lie and say you didn’t realize when you agreed to this, you agreed to becoming one of his people
It's the difference between teasing a cute little cub and one day that cub isn't so little anymore, and the realization settles in that you've raised a lion
The lion just wasn't supposed to view you as prey
anyway i have a LOT of feelings about these two and their strange… Push and pull. The way they’re more than friends, the way they give each other what they never knew they were even missing.
The way Tsuna gives Reborn the courage to believe again in a life he’d accepted as forfeit.
I don’t… See them as father and child. I just can’t. It’s not them. Reborn isn’t a parent. He’s a mentor, he’s a friend, he’s Tsuna’s family but not like that.
And I don’t think Tsuna would want to ever label reborn with something so vile as the same title Iemitsu has. He doesn’t hate Iemitsu. Not anymore anyway. The man’s just not worth it. But it would leave an awful taste in his mouth, I think. To put Reborn on the same level as the person who abandoned him for his job.
Because Reborn did the opposite. He came back.
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betterthanbatman1 · 1 year ago
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Umm I love them???
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agoofyfella3 · 3 months ago
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I come to a realization
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harmonizewithechoes · 3 months ago
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My five year old has his very first day of kindergarten tomorrow 🥺🥺🥺 I didn’t expect to be hit with such a huge wave of emotions but I’ve been a WRECK all day
#personal#he’s so excited#we’ve been talking about school for so long and he’s so excited that it’s finally here!#and a little nervous too he said but he keeps asking about the other kids and if he gets to have lots of friends now#he really liked his teacher when he met her and he’s excited to see her#the only thing that tripped him up a little was when I told him that me and his daddy are bringing him to the school but we can’t go with#that he has to just listen to his teacher and we’ll see him after school 🥺#I’m mostly worried that he’s not going to get enough food at school because he doesn’t eat very fast at home#he doesn’t focus well on meals#I’m hoping that positive peer pressure helps him with that#if he sees the other kids eating he will hopefully follow their lead#he’s going to be taking the bus home as well and I’m nervous about that for him too#even though it’s silly because his bus will pick him up in the morning and bring him directly to the school and then drop him off first#after school#he’ll be on it for maybe 20 minutes each day#I just worry too much#i worry about how issues he might have that I can’t help with like what if it’s too cold in just one room#but I don’t know that and send him in shorts?#or what if he gets teased for things I can’t anticipate right now? how can I best set him up for success with his peers?#I only know what he likes not what other five year olds like#I don’t want him to feel like the odd one out#but maybe that’s inevitable at some point#I can’t protect him from the world if im not there 😔#that’s the hardest thing about it#obviously this is supposed to happen and school will be so good for him#but he was a tiny little baby just yesterday#at least that’s how it feels#they say it goes by fast but damn
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lesdeuxxx · 9 months ago
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Costas mandylor: yo we’re my hug at
Saw fandom: NO FUCK YOU KYS YOU BIGGOT PIECE OF SHIT
mark hoffman: hey I just ran over a family of four with dirt bike and burned down a hospital and dismembered a puppy
saw fandom: I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK. I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK NEOWWWWWW
(It’s me I’m the saw fandom.)
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cas---2y5 · 3 months ago
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feeling lonely tonight y’all
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casgirl · 2 years ago
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When a character has daddy issues that’s boring and overdone when a character has mommy issues I’m like YES finally something good and unique.
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tchouameninga · 5 months ago
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modramos is great but don’t get it twisted sergio’s greatest love will forever be his children
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marleneismydopamine · 2 years ago
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sirius 🤝 marlene 🤝 regulus 🤝 dorcas
“i come from a long line of people who should not have had kids but did anyway”
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cringeworms · 2 years ago
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My babygirls 🥰
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(I collect strange men over 40)
@velvetplushskeleton I know at least 3 of these men are also your babygirls and I love you for it
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