#I am so sleep deprived

[theaceofarrows]

The Justice League meeting Jason for the first time

Robin Jason: Come on, you egg sucking piece of gutter trash! You like pushing people around who are smaller than you? Well, I'm smaller. Try pushing me!

Lex Luthor: What did you just call me?! Egg sucking-

Robin Jason: [launches all 4ft of his feral self at Lex]

Superman: Uhh, should we help him?

Batman: [shakes his head]

[Jason running circles around Lex while mocking him]

Wonder Woman: Are you certain we shouldn't assist him?

Nightwing: Nah, don't worry he's fine. He just has a case of crime fighting zoomies to work out

[Jason, knocks Lex down after throwing as many smokebombs and batarangs as he can]

Jason: Learn your place you Mr. Clean looking B-lister lump of trash!

Everyone other than Batman and Nightwing: ...

Green Lantern: I really like this little dude! Let's keep him!

[daily-pat]

They're back from their trip to the real world! And they're very tired, so let's let them rest for a day.

We will begin to celebrate 100+ followers on Thursday!

[egirlinred]

I FINALLY FINISHED IT RAHHHHHHH!!! 🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥

(This senior year has been a p a i n), but here's some fem johnshi ! This is based off an au that @awakeandlonely has made that I so dearly love.

[artzstartist]

My last art before signing off for a while: Radioapple enemies to lovers!

Edit: Nvm I’m probably gonna keep posting for the summer lol

[whorebughaze]

already behind but inktober day 3!

prompt: boots

[caramelteaa]

Watching Jack's vod rn. Jack running around the lobby approaching a familiar face

"Oh, that's not Phil!"

Then immediately turned around, away from Brumin got me more then it should

[ohemgeeejay]

Me: I need to do my precursory course work for university!

The brain eating amoeba:

[wifu-art]

“You’re not supposed to be breaking rn..”

I’m in love with how I drew Husha here ngl she looks so cartoony

Totally could’ve done better with C.B. though, and for that I apologize

Who is she coupled to? Leave it up to your imagination, maybe it’s Startlight itself 🤗

[dingsthing]

THE PENALTY OF ROUGHING

I NEED everyone to read this fic - I literally pulled an all nighter binging it it’s so good. Usually I don’t even like Ruscan but the characters are so well written!

[theaceofarrows]

Red Hood: [punches Riddler goon]

Red Hood: Call me boughs of holly, the way I be decking peoples halls

Batman: Hood-

Nightwing: Call me Christmas cookie, the way I be looking like a snack

Batman: Nightwing-

Nightwing: [kicks another goon before striking a pose]

Batman: I thought asked you both not to say that on patrol

Red Hood: You did

Nightwing: But Spoiler had a very strong argument on why we should say it

Batman: Which was?

Red Hood: She said "but it would really annoy Batman If you DID say it"

Nightwing: So obviously, we had too

Spoiler: [whose recording everything] Smile for the camera boys! This is about to become the most viewed piece of footage at the Watchtower!

Batman: [under his breath] this is why I tell everyone I work alone

[mistyraven]

Be vewy, vewy qwiet. I'm looking for asexuals.

[princeofuchiha]

"Itachi was wrong like every time he recounted a moment in history!" okay his bad for not knowing the specifics of what was going down like 80 years ago.

Poor dude probably got told it by Obito who learned it when he was like 8. 20 years ago or whatever. From Madara who it happened with like 6 decades ago.

Or through a book. You're telling me "Madara stole his younger brothers eyes" isn't some peak Konoha Propaganda logging.

Like. He was wrong don't get me wrong but. How was he supposed to know the founding fathers were going to have a little get together with his brother to be like "No no no. Close, but no."

Anyway. History buff Itachi is true in my heart. It's not his fault the dead literally rose to correct him. And I have a feeling he would have been so interested to know the true accounts anyway.

Fuck. All my problems could be solved by Itachi meeting the past Hokages it has so much potential to be interesting.

[unluckyservice4]

Y'know what's funny to me?

Money. Money is funny to me.

It just doesn't mean anything to me, and I know it's not the same for everyone else but I am the only person who can go bankrupt on a friday and then over the weekend I'll have like several million yen in the bank. It just sort of fades in and out of my life. Meaningless numbers.

[cloudscare]

Inbetween coms we be doodling and designing finally ✨

[msburgundy]

actually what i really need is for my work schedule/task to change

[kenuis]

I would give Ken Ryuuguji 1 (more like three) big headed ass kids. But like.... The first one was an accident. Definitely go through it trying to figure it out. Get pregnant again. Then break up.

Baby daddy Draken sounds so appealing for some reason and because he's so good to the kids end up with one more that was decided on together cause you don't wanna co parent with anyone else