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will genuinely always feel betrayed by the fact that spotify wrapped does not count december. that is peak seasonal depression music month. if they counted it that would change my stats for the whole year
#i am so serious#like sorry but i consume soooo much music during these months itâs a coping mechanism#spotify wrapped#text
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apollo shoukd get to walk into the detention center and find out he's defending jerma986 and klavier is extremely jealousthe whole tjme. of jerma
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That's it. Aziraphale and Crowley? My characters now.
Meet my ocs
#mischieviem#my artwork#my art#do not repost#i am so serious#rescuing them. mine now#ineffable husbands#this is not fanart#i am taking these characters for myself#where n*il g*iman can't touch them
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i should be an american girl doll
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you see i don't like the idea that it's appropriate for men to be shirtless and women not. i think they should both be inappropriate to shirtless.
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paul asks âyou want a treat?â while pulling off his pants
#heartz.png#heartz.png files#i am so serious#paul atreides is a freak#a freak in those sheets#ftm!reader#paul atreides x black reader#paul atreides x male reader#paul atredies x reader#paul atreides x you#paul atreides smut#paul atreides x reader
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The atrocities I would commit in the name of ABC if they make Buddie canon have no limits
FOX was driving me insane for 5 whole seasons and now it looks like ABC is giving us everything we've ever wanted.
Keep it up, ABC, and you will have your own personal super soldier (in the form of a mentally ill pansexual who gets their joys from a silly little wee woo show)
#i mean it#i am so serious#ABC this is your moment#911#911 7x04#911 abc#evan buckley#buddie#eddie diaz#eddie x buck#buck x eddie#oliver stark#ryan guzman
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Someone point me to some X-men/Deadpool fanfics with black!reader insert(s), cause I'm bout to un-retire the notes app for this.
#ami talks#i am so serious#2024 has been an AMAZING year for x-men fans#I need some content#plz#x men#x men 97#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#xmen#xmen x reader#deadpool x reader#black!reader#black!fem!reader#black reader
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boyfriend day ⌠so i guess i will show yall my man đ be nice heâs rlly shy
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I love Gerard Way so much I want to cry I need to set something on fire please send help
#I am so serious#heard about the new Gerard sighting#freaked out#did a very frantic search#then almost screamed when I found the new pictures#please send help#or give me something to set on fire#roryâs thoughts#mcr#my chemical romance#my chem#my chem romance#my chemical fucking romance#gerard way#gee way#my chem gee#my chemical gee#mcr gee#geeway#gerard mcr#my chem gerard#my chemical gerard#mcr gerard#mcr5#mcr5 is real#mcr5 truthing
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the fact that season 7 is gonna be the first full season with rayllum together we're not even ready
#like i'm pretty sure s6 technically had less ââofficialââ rayllum content than s3#yet it felt like we were being fed better than ever#i'm choosing to ignore the inevitable percentage of anguish that will be involved#rayllum#tdp s7#tagging that is INSANE#continuethesaga#giveusthesaga#i have a rayllum kiss compilation playing in the corner of my screen as i write this#i am so serious
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Here to scream because look what my friend made me for my birthday
@tzarrz I owe you my life I love my boys so much and this is so funny to me đ
Two versions cause she's a fucking badass. Posted with permission, ofc.
#if you need me i'll be crying in a corner somewhere#blr ww you're so underrated#trimax ww you have my HEART AND SOUL#trigun maximum#trimax#trigun#trigun badlands rumble#trigun blr#Wolfwood#nicolas d wolfwood#spiderman meme#lol#go look at Raz's art rn i swear to god#i am so serious
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*sighing* ... It's time for me to unburden myself to a kindred soul. I end up seeing so many meta posts about jgy and his various situations or justifications for whatever he did... And I'm like... Did you all forget that he burned women alive? Along with any servants or children that were in the brothel with them? Did you forget that he mass raped women by proxy and forced them to have sex with a corpse before killing them too? Did you forget that he happily killed children by setting fierce corpses on them and iirc "blamed" He Su for "making" him do it? Are we seriously going to sit here and debate about "was he really the villain for killing nmj" and "do we really have evidence that he killed jin rusong?" or "no one appreciates him for the watchtowers" ?? He would have gladly killed all the juniors too including Jin Ling? Is everyone really buying that he felt bad about that? I also just...you can tell how much those sex workers don't count as people in so many readers' eyes, they don't even think about those murders when explaining why jgy is their morally grey fave. HE'S JUST BAD, GUYS HE'S JUST BAD. I'm so tired. đ˘
I think you and @jiangwanyinscatmom would get along swimmingly.
#mdzs asks#anon#i am so serious#i mean i also donât like jgy#may he rest in piss along with his buddy pal there#but the amount of vitriol in this ask matches orionâs#we need more kindred spirits#now that weâve started destabilizing the confidence of the jc stans#need more people to join the jgy hate train
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i rebuke any "tommy is only gonna be around for a short while" things. i believe in the power of positivity. i will only put good energy out into that world and i say Tommy is here to stay!! may my words make their way to Tim Minear's eyeballs. Keep Tommy. Let him and Buck be happy.
#bucktommy#tommy kinard#evan buckley#i am so serious#im using all of my power of positivity to send these messages to download in tim's brain#we are keeping tommy#WE ARE KEEPING TOMMY#and so is Buck#let us have him
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unpopular opinion i like every xmen movie bc im fucking insane about each and every one of them
#x men#xmen#cherik#xmen first class#x men movies#wolverine#x men comics#wolverine xmen#SAVE ME#i am so serious
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hello peoples iâm about to sound real crazy right now but hear me out cus iâve been thinking this for awhile now while binge watching TBGO and Trollstopia and i need to know your thoughts!! and buckle up folks cus this is gonna be a LONG post
so okay basically, i think that in the shows Guy Diamond has some sort of generational trauma/ daddy issues/ faced parental neglect or however else it can be phrased.
this theory is only show specific and i donât know if i sound crazy for thinking this AND i know iâve made a post similarly about this except with Dareth from Ninjago but i actually have some real evidence this time to back up this theory/headcanon
look, this theory started off as kind of a joke at first after watching TBGO episode: âTrolly Tales 3â where Guy is seen telling a bunch of children a story based off of the nursery rhyme about jumping over a candlestick.
the story is seen with Guy as the main character, wanting to pursue a life of entertainment involving jumping over candlesticks. Sky Toronto, whom is Guyâs dad in this story, doesnât agree with this lifestyle and insists he starts thinking more seriously and be part of the company. Guy rebels and pursues his dream anyway, but in the end it fails after the candlestick drops Guy and becomes a solo act. Guy, now at his lowest, goes back to his dadâs and tells him heâs ready to be serious. Sky responds to the statement that he has seen Guyâs shows and that he doesnât want Guy calling him dad anymore, but to instead call him his #1 fan. it was a small but sweet twist there at the end where the dad accepts the son in the end.
now i didnât really give much thought to the story until i saw the way Guy reacted when the kids didnât like it. now iâll make it very aware that i very much know Guy is just super dramatic (they even acknowledged that in the scene iâm mentioning rn), BUT as someone who loves to overanalyze cartoon characters and expressions, he kind of looked genuinely hurt. he was also fairly offended when poppy said his story was too dramatic.
mentioning again that i know Guy is just a drama queen but i like to overanalyze stuff like this
now after i noticed these details, i jokingly remarked that it seemed like Guy took the dislike of his story personally, as if that was a semi-true story. like as if something like that did happen to Guy when he was younger and he twisted the story to fit the nursery rhyme. i donât think that Sky Toronto is his actual dad, thereâs too much proof that shows they donât have any personal connection like that. but i do think that whoever his dad really was did push him the same way Sky did in the story. and that maybe Guy twisted the ending to be happy when in reality it probably didnât have his dad accepting him and loving him for who he was.
now everything i have been talking about is all just speculation. thereâs no real proof that this story isnât anything more than just a story. BUT!!! by overanalyzing it is what made me realize that Guy being neglected in some way by his dad (or mom if he has one) would make some sense considering his personality.
Guy is very reliant on being the center of attention, he doesnât like the idea of anyone being better than him and just has some confidence issues in general (at least in TBGO). there are many episodes centering around this. this is even stated in Guy Damondâs wiki.
now, attention seeking is a very common occurrence in people that were neglected as a child. his attention seeking and huge ego are both things that show signs of trauma or neglect as seen below
this is just a slice of what i have in store though because i think that this ties into the way he parents Tiny Diamond in Trollstopia.
Guy and Tiny have a few episodes centered around their relationship, theyâre all pretty heartwarming and a little sad (while also being funny because the showâs a comedy). these episodes have a pretty similar moral which is âiâll love you no matter whatâ and i feel like thereâs a reason they all pretty much have this moral and itâs to show how Guy is growing as a character and parent.
let me just summarize these episodes i am thinking of realll quick for ya
Extra Tootering (s1 ep 12a): Tiny wants to learn how to glitter fart like his dad to impress his friends, Guy tries to teach him how but it doesnât work. time comes where Tiny is meant to show his friends his trick and ended up faking it so no one could know he couldnât do it. feeling guilty for his lie, he runs away and Guy finds him and tells him that whether he can glitter or not he and his friends will still love him the way he is.
Dad-urday (s2 ep 1b): Tiny thinks of his dad as his hero and Guy doesnât wanna do ANYTHING that could ever break that image, so Guy participates in Dad-urday events that he hates just to make Tiny happy, only in the end to find out that Tiny will always view Guy as his hero even if he canât do all the typical dad things that others can do.
Funder Construction (s7 ep 5a): Guy tells Tiny about how their family has a legacy of building extraordinaryly cool blanket forts and unintentionally pressured Tiny into feeling that he needs to make his own super impressive fort or else he wonât be considered a Diamond, Guy immediately comforted and reassured Tiny that no matter what he accomplishes in life heâll always be a Diamond because heâs his son and that heâll love him no matter what.
now let me break down these episodes a bit more to show you how i think it could prove Guy has parental trauma and how it plays into how he parents now.
for Extra Tootering, thereâs this specific scene that spoke to me. when Tiny tells his dad that he wants to learn how to glitter like him, Guy tells him that he was also a late tooter and that Tiny should be patient, as it comes with time. but then Tiny starts saying that heâll just hide his true self away until then. when Guy heard his son say those things, he was tearing up and even freaked out a little literally shouting a dramatic âNOOOOOOOOOOO!â and he immediately decided that he was going to help his son learn to glitter fart despite his earlier statement that Tiny should be patient.
now i know the topic being about farting glitter makes this feel so unserious but that isnât gonna stop me from overanalyzing it LOL
the main thing i noticed was how upset that Guy was when Tiny started talking about hiding himself from the world. Tiny was wanting to hide himself because he couldnât glitter like Guy could. Guy didnât wanna be the cause of his son hiding himself!! any parent would be upset in this situation. but if i consider my past point of that story Guy told back in TBGO, where the dad didnât want his son to be himself, being a real thing that Guy couldâve gone through, Tiny wanting to hide himself could very much upset Guy!! not just for the basic reasons of wanting your child to be happy but also because he doesnât want Tiny to go through what he went through.
later on when Guy finally finds his runaway son, this interaction plays out:
(direct quotes from the ep)
Guy: âdonât you see? i love you just the way you are! we all do!â
Tiny: âbut youâre my daddy, daddy! you have to say that.â
Guy: ââŚyouâre right, Tiny. i guess because iâm your father, in a way, i do have to say it.â
and the way Guy said that last sentence just felt interesting to me. the pause before he said it, and using the words âi guessâ made it feel like he never really got that treatment from his own father ? ofc i could just be grasping at straws there a lil bit but itâs what iâm thinking.
now by the end of the episode Tiny has learned how to glitter and used it to save himself, his dad, and friends from falling to death lolâ but what Guy says to Tiny afterwards was very sweet.
(direct quote from ep)
Guy: âTINYYYYY! HAHA! you did it! YOOOOU did it!!! for the record, iâd still love you if you couldnât, but iâm glad to not be dead.â
i just like how Guy specified that he still wouldâve loved Tiny either way. this doesnât directly lead any points to my theory other than maybe Guy feels the need to make sure Tiny absolutely knows that heâll love him no matter what. but any parent should feel that way about their child. i just really thought the moment was sweet and worth a mention.
now onto the next episode, Dad-urday, and let me tell you this episode probably spoke to me the MOST when it came to defending my theory.
for the entire episode Guy was stressing over disappointing his son. Tiny thinks of Guy as his hero, and Guy doesnât want to do anything that could ever shatter that thought and make Tiny think less of him. so he and Tiny participate in a thing called Dad-urday, where all the dads in Trollstopia do a bunch of stereotypical dad things (like grill, play catch, fish, stuff like that). but Guy isnât good at those things, so he goes to his friends for help and this interaction pursues.
(direct quotes from ep)
Synth: âTinyâs gonna love dad-urday! he thinks the world of you and what-not!â
Guy: âexactly! Tiny thinks i can do anything! but tomorrow heâll realize i canât, and i just donât want my little boy to lose his heroâŚâ
Guy is seen here putting so much pressure on himself for no reason! he should know that Tiny would love him despite his lack of âdadâ skills, but heâs convinced himself that if he isnât perfect and amazing at everything then his son will think less of him. this is totally rooted in Guyâs confidence issues and probable parental neglect i think.
so Guy forces himself to do typical Dad-urday things (with the help of his friends) to make sure not to disappoint his son. but things go wrong when Guy has to participate in a boating event to which he gets into a dangerous position. at this point Guyâs friends finally told Tiny the truth and Tiny immediately just wants his dad to get out of the danger heâs in leading to this interaction
(direct quotes from the ep)
Tiny: âdaddy! your daddy friends already told me everything! you gotta get out of there!â
Guy: âb-butâ this isnât how i wanted this to go, Tiny! youâre my little boy! and i want you to keep on believing i can do anything! so you donât lose your hero!â
the way that Guy sounded so panicked and upset in this scene really hurt. to me it feels like Guy is desperate to not end up being a bad dad, he wants to be someone his son can look up to and to be the first person he goes to if thereâs a problem. i really think this shows that Guy never had a good role model himself, as he doesnât understand that he doesnât need to do all the things heâs making himself do in order to achieve this goal.
this mindset even had Guy forget that Tiny already knew heâs not perfect, as Tiny pointed out he already knew heâs not capable of everything and specified about when Guy tried to build his bike and failed, which made Guy finally remember. Tiny then proceeded to list a bunch of other things about his dad that arenât the most charming, like his bald spot, or his fake calves lmao
anyways the next bit of dialogue here seems pretty meaningful
(direct quotes)
Tiny: âthereâs only one reason youâre my hero, daddyâŚ. *BECAUSE* youâre my daddy!â
Guy (tearfully): ââŚreally?â
the fact Guy was crying in this scene just showed how touched he felt that he didnât actually have to be perfect to be a good dad. and that he already was one. the mere fact that being his dad made Tiny think of him as his hero definitely made him realize he was doing a good job. he needed to hear that after all the pressure he put on himself earlier.
now onto Funder Construction, which is a pretty big one too cus they actually talk about their family in this episode!
this could potentially put a little dent into my theory since Guy is the one who talks about them and he didnât seem like someone who didnât like his family. but i might just put it as he didnât wanna have his child worry about it. i mean Guy is an actor in the show, it wouldnât be too crazy for him to ignore his feelings for a minute and talk a little kindly about their familyâs legacy to inspire Tiny, because Guy did play a fair part in it after all.
now to put it simply this episode hurt my heart so bad đ Guyâs parenting in this episode is so good it hurt. Tiny found an interest in making blanket forts, so Guy tells Tiny about how making blanket forts runs in the family and that theyâve all made huge creations out of them. and now Tiny wants to do the same.
Guy supports Tiny throughout the entire thing until Tiny starts rushing it and the fort becomes unstable. by then Guy is begging Tiny to stop but Tiny is consistent on getting it done. then the tower starts wobbling over with them on it and they fall off the side! luckily they were able to hold onto some loose blankets but they still were in a very unsafe position. and even then, still Tiny is consistent about finishing this fort and thus, this interaction pursues:
(direct quotes)
Tiny: âi have to build something the world has never seen before!â
Guy: âBUT WHY?!â
Tiny: âbecause if i donâtâŚiâm not a Diamond.â
Guy: ââŚnot a Diamond..?â
and dude. Guyâs face after Tiny said that. that brief moment of just an emotion change felt like Guy was realizing that he unintentionally pressured Tiny into thinking that if he didnât build this fort he wouldnât be considered part of the family. this is the exact thing Guy wanted to prevent Tiny from feeling.
so now continuing the scene, tiny is crying at this point:
(direct quotes)
Tiny: âitâs like you said, âevery Diamond built structures that would stand until the end of time.â so, if i donât do that⌠how can i be one of them?â
Guy: ââŚTiny Diamond. young man, you listen to me, and you listen good, because i have something that you need to hear. first of all, the things the Diamonds of the past did took them their entire lifetimes. if they caught one glimpse of what youâve accomplished as a child..? it would blow the hair right off their heads!â
Tiny: [smiles and sniffs]
Guy: âand second of all, and way way more importantly, none of that matters! i donât care if you build a thousand skyscrapers, or if you never touch another blanket again, you are always a Diamond. because you.. are my son.â
this scene is so important not just for Tiny but for Guy too. Tiny is learning once again that his dad will truly love him no matter what. and unlike last time with the glitter fart, (which Tiny was able to achieve in the end), in this episode, Tinyâs plan doesnât work, but now heâs okay with it. because his dad made him feel less pressured and more loved. Guy Diamond truly said some powerful things to his son. this will most likely be a memory that Tiny will remember forever and thatâs such a good thing.
coming back to the theory though, Guy had accidentally made his son feel how his family probably made him feel in the past. maybe not about specifically the blanket tower stuff but possibly something similar or just anything in general. pressure to live up to family values can be traumatic if your family makes you feel outcasted for not living up to it the way they want. and considering i think Guy either got disowned or ran away himself, (solely based on the story he told those children in TBGO), it obviously didnât end very well.
the fact he made Tiny feel that pressure was probably heart breaking to Guy. and he made sure to immediately make sure Tiny knew he had no reason to feel like that. he became so serious so fast to make SURE tiny didnât feel out of place in their family.
and that just shows Guyâs development not just from the trauma im theorizing but just in general in the show. Guy was never really the most serious character in this show. i mean, heâs a naked sparkly troll whoâs main character trait half the time is farting glitter or being super dramatic in comedic ways. but seeing how serious Guy gets when itâs about his son just goes to show how seriously he cares about him. and thatâs how you break generational trauma yall, Guy Diamond mastered it.
so um yeah this is pretty much all i have to say about this theory. i just wanted to show how i thought that Guy didnât have a good childhood but made sure his son had a great one. really sweet stuff for this mostly unserious show. i know this is probably super dumb but i donât care i just love dumb things. and if you actually read all of this thanks and hereâs a cookie đŞ
#guy diamond#tiny diamond#trolls fandom#trolls world tour#trolls band together#trollstopia#trolls the beat goes on#trolls theory#trolls poppy#queen poppy#trolls synth#i am so serious#make fun of me if you have to#i love guy diamond#heâs the best dad#peppy needs to take notes
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