#periodic table song

[queerlyoddly]

tim: there's hydrogen and helium

jason: then Lithium, beryllium

dick: boron, carbon everywhere

cass: nitrogen all through the air with Oxygen so you can breathe

damian: and fluorine for your pretty teeth

duke: neon to light up the signs, sodium for salty times

tim: Silicon

jason, dick & damian, in sync: phosphorus, then sulfur

tim: chlorine and argon

cass & duke, also in sync: potassium

tim: and calcium so you'll grow strong

jason & cass: scandium, titanium, vanadium and chromium and manganese

all of them, at the top of their lungs: This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right

bruce:

[aroace-and-has-a-mace]

i sincerely apologize to my friends whom i sent the entirety of the lyrics to ASAPscience’s periodic table song to.

in my defense, there’s hydrogen and helium, then li-

[pastapuncher]

I have beef with the AsapScience Periodic Table Song

Of all the things they could’ve said about astatine, one of the most fascinating elements, they chose

“Would not be yummy”

Astatine deserves better :((

[actualfruitloop]

I never memorised the periodic table song nor the song about the kings and queens of England

However, my brain did come up with a wonderful mixture of the two intros

*cough cough*

Hydrogen helium Henry Steven Henry Richard John. Boron carbon everywhere. Do do do do join our song :)

[you-will-meet-your-downfall]

things i am currently memorising for no reason

the periodic table song 2018 version

morse code

mug cake recipes

asl finger spelling

some asl

songs

i ran out of things help

[dandelioncasey]

Link in case people want it!:

ND (ADHD for me) culture is fearing the day you have to memorize the periodic table in school. It had already taken me 3-4 years to "memorize" the multiplication table (and I don't even have everything memorized! Just most of it) I literally do not understand how I'm suppose to memorize the periodic table

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[anxiousdragoncollector]

I feel that while Kaminari isn't great at retaining information he reads (due to whatever headcanon you want), he finds audio way better. He listens to stuff like ASAP Science, gets textbooks in audio form, and finds audiobooks to enjoy

just a thought

[figure45]

what’s everyone’s current hyperfixation that ISNT dps ?? mine rn is cadmium and 1940s protest songs

[velvetwyrme]

I would like to know which (tf) guys youre interested in ✋️😐

(Also sorry for showing up in your notifications so much hshhdhf)

no need to apologize! its a delight to see u there :]!! please imagine me waving furiously at u every time i see ur name in my notifs.

also, thank you for asking!! i... uh. now i actually gotta list them out hang on whfjfbdmsnf,,

i pretty much will read/enjoy whatever reader insert/self insert stuff i can get my hands on, but i do have FAVOURITES. peep my non-exhaustive list under the cut !

I'm a big fan of Soundwave (as much as i say i dont have a singular fav, TFP!Soundwave was also what made me cave and check out TF for real after spending several months on the outskirts just reading fic, and the first TF figure i got was of G1!Soundwave so uh. TOTALLY. NO SINGULAR FAV.)

Drift was one of the first characters i got attached to in IDW,m along with Ratchet... lemme be the filling in a Dratchet sandwich please abd thankyouu hrhhhgh (I also love TFP!Ratchet !!)

For TFOne I wanna kiss Sentinel u_u... and Airachnid and Elita-1 because hey. i can dream. also Darkwing because I have really bad taste sometimes apparently like seriously?? DARKWING????

Also big and blue- Thundercracker!! The rest of the Elite Trine (Starscream and Skywarp) is good too but he's my bestest boy!!! He likes dogs 🥺 OH AND SPEAKING OF OTHER ANIMAL GUYS: Hound!! also Sunstreaker as an honorary Animal Guy because he's got his insecticon buddy.

Speaking of medics, I love First Aid !! (and the Protectobots/Defensor)... And Spinister! And Nickel! I'll say Knock Out too. Notably I think it's more fun if Breakdown is involved as well :]

Which reminds me... I also really like Jazz in all continuities because he smoothly charmed his way into my heart along with Prowl. Also the Constructicons and by proxy, Devastator, can smash me any time ;]

I ALSO like Shockwave in IDW/G1 and I don't know much about him in TFP but his design there fucks and I like the way I see him characterised in fic fbdmfbdk IDK I STILL HAVENT WATCHED TFP.

Also the little baby me in the back of my head demands for TFA!Starscream to be on this list because I really liked him, but I'm more invested in trying to kiss other characters in TFA, namely Prowl, Blurr, Scrapper, Swindle, Megatron and Shockwave.

Uhhh talking about big, intimidating and purple. I'm also a Tarn girly on occasion ^u^

I've run out of segues AND energy so. Rodimus. Whirl. Swerve. Nautica. Brainstorm. Wheeljack. the list goes on. there's probably more that ive forgotten but im sleeeeeeepy so im stopping here.

wait. PIPES. i lovr him dearly!!

[confusedfeelsfangirl]

POTASSIUM AND CALCIUM SO YOU’LL GROW STRONG !

THERE'S- HYDROGEN AND HELIUM, THEN LITHIUM, BERYLLIUM-

BORON CARBON EVERYWHERE NITROGEN ALL THROUGH THE AIR

[oceangenasi]

Surprise assist from Tom Lehrer's "The Elements" for Jiavani there, which is frankly a compliment because that is NOT an easy set of lyrics to memorize, he put them all in alliterative order in addition to fitting them to the pattersong

(Actually, come to think of it, the original fulfills this prompt near-perfectly already, since it's a Modern Major General parody to begin with)

[masteroffakesmiles]

everyone loves to talk about Yakko’s World but what about the song where Yakko sings all the words in the English dictionary in the same tune and slowly dies while doing so. He must’ve said some cuss words within the song too, but WB was being hush hush about it cause it’s a family show ™ Though Yakko’s world is to be admired since the VA did it in ONE TAKE.

[lususnatura]

🎤

a song that i associate with my muse meme!

OH hey! thank you so much for the ask, venus!! so for this one... i unfortunately have another sad song but (,: i swear to god, if you've never heard this song before, it may just change your lifeee. okay — maybe it wouldn't do something that extreme, BUT it is still such a good song, IMO (an explanation will be in tags):

radiohead - how to disappear completely.

[nyctophile-moi]

ngl the periodic table song unironically is a bop.

[sunmoonyandstars]

I'm gonna learn the consensus song just so I can sing it when my friends argue and annoy them!