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shoutout to gunpowder tim as wlw loki, gotta be one of my favorite genders

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ah yes, dive team season has began. also known as, the time when i collect my favorite out-of-context quotes. so far we have:

“yeah, i’m married to her, she’s my husband”

“god has forsaken us, it’s time to do the veggie dance”

“listen, i didn’t MEAN to cartwheel”

“OH FU-“

“yes, mr. coach man”

“but like, she’s gay, so that’s cool”

“stop poking me i will throw this box at you”

“GOD i hate third graders”

“what can i say, i’m just built different”

“more like built wrong” (in response to the last one)

“nah bro’s bringing the hoes- NO WAIT I MEAN HOSE”

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still think it’s unfair that this post only got one note me of many months ago was just funnier

come on, don’t give me that face. seriously, stop giving me people’s faces. where do you even find these??

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this account has not been active in months but i’m just here to say that will wood’s music is definitely claimed by the Spiral. that’s all

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spotify what the fuck what the fuck why would you play Euthanasia right after Tomcat Disposables i’m fucking sobbing

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y’all know that one video of an edited version of i/me/myself where they switched the second and fourth beats? i think that video is peak will wood fan culture, simply because it gave me my favorite line ever.

‘goyfriend birlfriend’

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do you think the Flesh could help trans people transition? time sensitive question.

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we’re so close to 200,000 so here’s my cat

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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God I love him...(he's so gender and like me fr fr)

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diversity wins! the text-to-speech voices are gay!

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you know that spontaneous urge to make another tumble account to do a comedy/horror in-character account for a dollar tree that has some…unique features? just me?

(hypothetically, if i did do this, would anyone be interested in it? no? yeah, that’s what i thought.)

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i am no longer allowed to have free time

Oh my god it’s him. it’s Marius

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therapist: will wood with unfinished rendering isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

will wood with unfinished rendering:

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IF ANYONE KNWS ANY FICS ABOUT THIS !!!

Okay but imagine Jon of this universe talking casually on the underground and Colin jolts to attention.

"You!"

"Sorry??"

"YOU!!"

"Good lord-"

Jon having no ideas why he's being chased by a sleep deprived Scottish man.

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every time i see the tumblr ‘get a domain’ message i immediately think of a fear domain

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’are you an early bird or a night owl’ bitch i am not the sunshine i am not the moon at night who else could i be when i can hardly see?

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gay people were invented by will wood to sell more The Normal Albums