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Spit Seawall - August 2023 The spit at Homer, Alaska, is natural, but the sea is relentless and without seawalls and built up rock, the spit might erode or move over time. Thus this very massive seawall of heavy rock. The different colored rock, the clouds, the mountains, and the sea combine to make this a great image. MWM
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Homer Spit, the result of glacial moraine before they started receding thousands of years ago.
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Fanon Odysseus: Shorty, skinny, devious little cat Canon Odysseus: Average to short, thunder thighs, wide chest and shoulders, well built arms, intelligent devious cat
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Fanon Telemachus: Tiny, short, teenager-looking skinny, shiny little thing with happy puppy eyes Canon Telemachus: Menelaus: His arms and legs and the look of his eyes are the same as Odysseus! (also 20 years old!)
#greek mythology#odysseus#telemachus#tagamemnon#the odyssey#odyssey#homeric poems#homeric characters vs fandom#lol#meme#shitpost#fandom vs ancient sources#Telemachus was probably a spitting image of his father with eyes that reflected his life of depression#canonically speaking Telemachus always was compared to his father#probably well-built too#well at least not emacinated lol#Telemachus and young Odysseus probably would have a similar design!#odysseus and telemachus#menelaus#homer odyssey#homeric epics#I can imagine Telemachus's eyes showing him aged beyond his years because of the sorrows he endured#The perfect combo of innocence of youth and an old soul!#textpost#random thoughts#thoughts from the void#humor
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Go in the dark.
#alaska#ae#mine#my photos#vuews from 2 different campsites#first is a campground in chugach natl forest#second is on the homer spit
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Rare fail moment: Queen is excellent at potioncrafting and winemaking, yet awful at baking without the help of magic.
#(( homer pouring milk & cereal and fire just spews out of the bowl ))#(( lilith: 'oh! oh.'#woman is from primitive times where she drinks blood and eats fruits & veggies and knows how to spin meat on a spit ))#[ ic / ooc. ]#[ lilith; headcanons. ]
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Seeing pigeons at the beach is the most wild thing to me, like I know they like nesting on high rocky outcrops but at this point it just feels wrong the see them outside of a big city
#pigeons#alaska#Homer Alaska#pigeons on the spit#beach#Alaska life#seagulls and pigeons in the same place like scavenger bell
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When I first heard There Are Other Ways, I was a little disappointed by the fact that Circe didnât successfully seduce Odysseus, considering the huge Greek Mythology nerd I am.
Bear with me.
Then, I played the saga, and that song, for my wonderful mother tonight. About halfway through, I gasped.
The story is accurate to the Homeric version: he confronts her (clandestinely at first), she fights back, he pulls the sword.
But sheâs not afraid. Of course she isnât.
Why would an immortal being, with the rage and power of commanding a million different beasts if her Plan A goes down, be afraid of a measly man with a flimsy toothpick to her throat, just because he ate a flower and said âBe afraid!â?
Thatâs right! She wouldnât.
Because Jay didnât submit to the blatant misogyny of the tale.
Read this article for incredible information, if you please. It changed the way I saw Circeâs story.
If Circe cowered, simply because a man held a sword to her throat, only then would she have seduced him (if weâre going ultra-canon with the storyline, which Jay isnât), which would have, yet again, thrown off the balance of power.
Circe could give less of a shit about the sword, in the song. She thinks heâs pretty hot, and maybe sheâs manipulating him into coming to bed with her so she can trick him, so she offers a tryst or two. Here, if you read the article, she is throwing off the nature of men and women by being the active sexual partner.
He refuses, too enamored with Penelope, and shuns his curiosity in her. You can hear how it pains him, itâs a struggle to say no. But he does. Heâs strong, heâs no god, cheating on his wife for the sake of sex appeal. Heâs just a man.
He begs. Thatâs the thing that got me. Not her, him.
âSo I beg you, Circe, grant us mercy, and let us puppets leave~â
Then, Circe offers to help him â not because sheâs restoring the nature of being submissive â but because she has empathy and compassion for the man. She helps him because heâs proved himself, to be weary, and faithful, and human. She knows the feeling of love.
So, yes. So many layers. Like an onion, worthy of making you cry.
1. Jay is spitting in the face of misogyny and gender roles, and having her help him because she empathizes. Because sheâs in power.
2. Itâs sort of a jab, if interpreted a certain way, at sexual assault. He says no, and he holds true to it. Even though everything is telling him to give in, to let it happen, he refuses, and remains as sure as he can be.
3. It shows how very human Odysseus is. Athena forgot it, and somehow held him to it. Even the men forget it. But he never does. There is only so much he can do.
This is my favorite saga so far.
#epic the musical#I am so in love with this theory#this means so much to me#feminism#jorge rivera herrans#jay herrans#epic the circe saga#circe saga#Circe epic#epic circe saga#speculation#theory#interpretation#greek mythology#greek myths#the odyssey#odysseus#circe#homer
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Blue and Fire Engine Red Pt 9
âAre you sure you want to do this? I wonât go easy on you.â
Lenaâs voice is light in its challenge, but edged with true competition.Â
Itâs been more than a month since their confrontation, when theyâd mutually agreed to keep things going. For much of that time, Lena had existed on tenterhooks, waiting for some other shoe to fall. But Kara was patient, and when nothing happened to threaten their happiness, Lena had finally relaxed, bringing a return to her playful confidence.
Kara bares her teeth in a grin. âBring it.â
Today is the day of the intramural baseball championships, pitting the best of FDNC and NCPD against each other. Theyâd thought it would be fun to participate, neither thinking theyâd ever manage to face the other in an actual game. Yet here they were, Precinct 42 facing off against Station 13.Â
âHey!â Nia calls from the bench area. âNo cavorting with the enemy, Lieutenant!âÂ
Lenaâs face creases into an exasperated eyeroll. Kara cherishes the sight, the memory of her girlfriendâs guarded features still fresh in her memory.
âDuty calls,â she drawls, leaning in for a final pre-game kiss.Â
âNo smooching the enemy either!â
Lena huffs as Kara guffaws, giving Lena a swat to the butt as they split to return to their respective teams. Kara hears Lena say something about psyching out the competition, but Niaâs disbelief is equally audible.
âSure, Jan.â
Kara jogs a lap around the diamond, doing her best not to stare at Lenaâs legs as she does a series of lunge stretches. When Lena moves to side bends, the edge of her jersey rides up to expose a slice of skin that makes Kara nearly trip over her own feet. When Lena turns and bends backwards, stretching her spine, her grin tells Kara that she knows exactly what sheâs doing.Â
Suddenly, Lena pauses mid-stretch. Though she straightens casually, Kara sees her eyes scan the field, then the bleachers, searching for something. Concern flashes through Kara, but before she can approach Lena, Winn Schott trots towards her.Â
âHey Danvers. You ready to crush your girlfriend?âÂ
His smile is broad and bright, and Kara automatically smiles in reciprocation. She hadnât spent much time with Officer Schott before joining the team, but over the course of the season sheâs learned that heâs a good sport, playful yet dedicated. She likes him.
âYou know Lena,â she returns, âsheâs not one to do things halfway.â
Winnâs nose wrinkles. âOkay, did not need to know that about you guys.â He earns a smack to the shoulder, and breaks into giggles. âOkay, okay, you know Iâm joking!âÂ
Glancing back over the field, Kara sees that Lena has been similarly wrangled, circled up with her teammates. Her focus seems to be entirely on the huddle, so Kara lets her shoulders relax.Â
âCome on,â she tells Winn. âLetâs get going.â
The game is close. Too close. It comes down to the final inning, with two outs and the bases loaded. The Hot Shots are at bat, trailing by one, but the Moody Blues need only one more out to end the game. From her position at shortstop, Kara swallows with anticipation as Lena steps towards the plate. The rest of her team cheers, while Karaâs jeers. Kara remains silent, mentally calculating how Lena might play it. Sheâs been hitting hard all game, making Karaâs team work to collect the ball and wing it back towards the bases before doubles and triples can turn into full homers. And in this suspenseful moment, Kara wouldnât put it past Lena to fire a line drive directly into Karaâs knees.
She settles in, watching Lenaâs relaxed strides to the plate, casually knocking the bat against her cleats to dislodge the packed dirt. Then, she settles into her ready stance, and waits. The pitcher winds up and drives the ball over home plate. Lena doesnât swing. On the second, she even dodges as the pitch careens too close to her, much to the Hot Shotsâ outrage. After a warning from the umpire, the exhausted pitcher takes a beat, spits, then readies himself.
The pitch is so fast Kara barely registers itâs been thrown, but the answering crack of the bat is unmistakable. Kara traces the arc of the ball up, up, and away, across the field and over the scoreboard on the far end, out of sight. Home run. Lena takes her victory lap at a trot as the other runners cross home plate one after the other, picking up her pace when she sees her team surging towards her in celebration.
While Lena gets showered with praise and gatorade, Kara laughs as her team groans and curses, sprawling on their backs in the dirt, exhausted. Itâs been a tough one, giving as good as they got, but where the other officers wallow in disappointment, Kara feels exhilarated.Â
âJesus,â Winn says, panting as he crosses to her from second base. âIs she superwoman?â
Kara shoots him a cocked grin, and after a beat of staring his eyes go wide. âOh! Godâ Danvers, I did not mean it like that!â
Slapping him on the back, Kara chuckles. âLater, Schott!â
She trots over to the other team, wading into the crowd of bodies until sheâs planted herself in front of Lena. She grips Lenaâs face with both hands and kisses her soundly, dust and sweat and all. It surprises Lena, evidenced by the slight glaze in her eyes when Kara draws back.
âGood game,â Kara all but shouts to be heard. As Kara smiles up at her, she sees the tiniest wrinkle appear between Lenaâs eyebrows. Green eyes lift to scan the area around them, her chin even swiveling to check behind her. Karaâs hackles lift; she knows that lookâ the sense of being watched.Â
âWhatâs wrong?â she asks.
Lena doesnât respond, and Kara realizes that she hasnât heard between the din and distraction. She touches Lenaâs arm, pulling her girlfriendâs attention back towards her.Â
âEverything okay?â
Lena blinks, staring for a long moment before she shakes her with a disarming smile. âYeah. Of course.â
âHey lovebirds!â Nia calls. âCome on! We gotta treat the losers to pizza and ice cream!â
âIt is tradition,â Brainy confirms. âTo ease the sting of failure.â
Kara turns back to Lena, smirking. âOh darn. Guess Iâll have to wait to give you your prize at homeâŚâ
Lenaâs gaze sharpens as her words register, her previous distraction swiftly turning to hunger. âYou know, I have some ice cream in my freezerââ
âNope!â Kara chirps. âCome on, babe. Pizza and ice cream wait for no man.â
Under the din, Kara hears a plaintive whimper. Her insides melt as she settles her hand into Lenaâs hand and gives a promising squeeze.
All in good time, it says. All in good time.
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Later that night, Kara wakes up deliciously sore, and not just from the game. She lengthens her body under the covers, stretching some of the ache away. Itâs a few bleary moments before she understands exactly whatâs woken her.Â
Lena twitches and jerks in the bed beside her, her brow furrowed with anguish. Her lips move indiscernibly, silenced in sleep. A nightmare. Kara reaches to shake her awake, but retracts her hand at the last moment. Sheâs heard stories of unsuspecting partners trying to rouse their loved ones awake, only to be made part of the nightmare itself. She knows Lena would never consciously attack her, but in sleep? With a monstrous trauma and undisclosed past hanging over her? Kara knows better than to believe she would be an exception to the possibility.
Suddenly, Lena spasms, lashing out with a long arm. Kara only just manages to dodge before rolling out of bed and onto her feet. âShit,â she hisses. She flips on the light on her bed stand, casting a glow throughout the room. Lenaâs movements are more noticeable now, rocking to either side as though to dislodge something sitting on her chest. Her arm flails again before clenching the sheet in a white-knuckled grip.
Kara considers her options, but before sheâs able to make a decision, Lena bolts upright with a sharp gasp, so suddenly that Kara flinches back in surprise. Lenaâs head whips back and forth frantically, scanning the room. She jumps when she sees Kara standing beside the bed, eyes flying wide before recognition hits. For a brief moment they can do nothing but stare at each other. Karaâs sure her eyes are as wide as Lenaâs which soon glaze with tears. Finally, Lena sighs, deflating a little as she wipes a hand over her face.Â
âFuck,â comes the inevitable mumble. Kara watches tentatively as Lena scans the room again before slowly sliding her legs over the side of the bed, turning away from Kara. Her night shirt clings to her in cold sweat, and her hair hangs limp around her shoulders.Â
âYou okay?â Kara asks, clearing her throat.Â
Lena nods without looking up. âYeah.â Her voice is little more than a croak, and does nothing to reassure Kara. In the end, Lena sniffles huskily and swipes again at her eyes. âIâm going to get some water. You can go back to sleep. Sorry I woke you.â
With that she slips out of the room as quiet as a wraith. Kara stares after her, at a loss for what to do next. In the quiet that follows, she realizes sheâs also trembling, her body stiff with adrenaline.
âFuck,â Kara echoes Lenaâs sentiment. She drops onto the side of the bed, resting her elbows heavily on her knees as she rubs her cheeks. She doesnât feel afraid, but her body does. Only when her hands stop shaking does she rise and venture from the bedroom. Lena doesnât look up when Kara enters the living room, but doesnât protest when KAra settles down next to her.
Her shoulders are hunched, arms crossed around her middle, a glass of water forgotten on the coffee table. They sit in silence for several long minutesâ Lena not ready to speak, and Kara loathe to break the quiet. Finally, Lena forces herself upright, lifting her head to reveal solemn features.Â
âYou were smart,â she says roughly. âGetting out of bed.â
Kara takes it as an invitation to take Lenaâs hand, who allows their fingers to intertwine. Clearing her throat, Lena looks at her.Â
âDid I hurt you?â
âNo,â Kara promises, shaking her head quickly. âIâm good. Are you good?â
Lena doesnât respond. Tension still limns her frame, her breathing almost shallow as they sit, as though Lena canât pull in a full breath. An idea pops into Karaâs head, and she gives Lenaâs hand a squeeze. âHey. Wanna go for a walk?â
The offer is accepted with a quiet nod. After pulling on their sweatpants and sneakers, they step out into the night. Theyâre the only ones on the street at this hour, and they hold hands as they silently walk towards the nearby park. When the scent of sleeping trees drifts across their senses, Kara finally feels Lena start to relax. The air isnât quite chill, just cold enough to bring a tint of pink to her partnerâs cheeks.Â
Halfway across the bridge spanning a small creek, Lena draws to a stop against the wrought iron rail. Kara watches her turn her head to the sky, eyes reflecting every star peeking through the cloud cover. Soft moonlight dapples across Lenaâs skin, and Kara feels her heart lurch, stuttering a little with an emotion she canât quite describe.
âThanks,â Lena murmurs. âThis was a good idea.â
Kara slides closer, until the warmth of Lenaâs shoulder melds with hers. âIt always helped me, when I had nightmares. After the shooting, there were nights I felt like I was still in that bathroom stall, with the walls closing in.â She smiles thinly. âSometimes a little breeze is enough to ground a person.â
âOr blow them away entirely.â Lenaâs voice is even, but low. Vulnerable.
Kara gazes at her. âIs that how you feel right now? Like you might blow away?â
Lena sighs, then turns her gaze from the sky to Kara. âLetâs just say itâs not the breeze keeping me grounded.â Her thumb brushes the back of Karaâs hand in soft circles, sending a thrum of something deep through Kara. She leans her head against Lenaâs shoulder, gazing out across the trees lining the creek while Lena returns her attention to the sky.
âItâs actually one of the things I miss about the desert,â Lena says gently. Kara hums a low question. âThe sky. You could see the whole Milky Way out there, painting the entire sky. It was⌠breathtaking. Even on the most miserable days, it still awed me.â
You awe me, Kara longs to say. You are breathtaking.
She doesnât.
âMaybe we could go camping,â she suggests instead. âChase the open sky.â
Lena grunts, but the sound of it doesnât completely nix the idea. Kara bumps her with a hip.
âI could see you on a Harley for sure.â
Finally, Lena laughs. âNah,â Lena returns. âWeâll take the truckâ sleep in the bed.â
âWith all the rust mites? Psh.â
âAll right, fine. Just some bedrolls around a fire. Like Xena and Gabrielle.â
Kara grins. âCan I be Xena?â
âNope. Youâve the soul of a poet, Miss Artiste.â
It draws a chuckle from Kara. When Lena lifts her arm, Kara tucks herself against her, soaking in the proximity.Â
I love you, she wants to say. I cherish you.
She doesnât.
#blue and fire engine red#firefighter x cop au#fluff and some angst#for flavor#and for plot#we're going somewhere#I promise#but I also wanted to see a gentle moment between them#supercorp
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This is a business/home opportunity, and the best kind- it's a French Fry shop. But, alas, it's in Homer, AK. The french fry friers should keep you warm, though- it's so cheap, just $212K and it was only built in 2020. Has 1bd/1ba. Take a look at it.
So, I guess customers come up to the window for delicious hot fries in summer b/c it's a seasonal business.
I'm confused. The shop looks pretty big, and all they sell are fries?
There's a lot of equipment and the listing says that it can prepare other takeout foods.
This is the whole shop on the first floor.
And, back here are the stairs to the living quarters. Woah, they look like they should be in my Death Stairs posts.
So, here we are up in the cozy apt. There's a ladder- maybe it goes up to a sleep loft?
This is nice- a balcony overlooking the ocean.
This is weird. No kitchen up here?
It does have a bedroom.
Wow, it's right on the ocean (well, actually a bay).
On a small strip of land. There's a boat basin behind it.
I don't know what to think, b/c it's Alaska.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4025-Homer-Spit-Rd-UNIT-11-Homer-AK-99603/2054774024_zpid/?
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Day 16: stargazing
Masterlist flufftober đ
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You let out a sigh of satisfaction when you finished preparing the back of your father's pickup truck, after several minutes and a lot of effort to stretch the blankets enough. There was a mat, a duvet, sheets, and plenty of pillows so the two of you would be comfortable on the date you had prepared for your boyfriend. Spencer had told you about a meteor shower that occurred every ten million years and that on this occasion would be visible in the region, so he believed it would be a sin not to take advantage of the night to see it together and, in the process, spend a nice time between you. You seemed very excited about the idea and had prepared food to spend the hours that you were going to wait and, of course, a thermos full of coffee to share.
âHow does it look?â
âIt's perfect,â he replied happily.
He had been busy reviewing some celestial maps that he carried with him, under the light of a flashlight that you had in the trunk. You were in a remote section of the countryside and without all the light pollution of the city the stars could be seen in their maximum splendor, which had you completely fascinated. You had never done an activity like this and you knew how much Spencer was excited about astronomy, so the idea that he wanted to share that with you made you feel special.
You climbed up to the space you had arranged and he immediately imitated you, where both of you sat with your back comfortably leaning on a pair of pillows. You pulled a blanket to cover your legs and those of your boyfriend, who soon intertwined them to shorten the distance.
âI assume you know the constellations, right?â
"I do! At this time of year several can be seen. Like that one over there that is shaped like a trapezoid with a tail, do you see it?â he asked, pointing to a specific point in the sky. You had to admit that you weren't the best at finding shapes in celestial bodies, but you tried with all your might, until you finally understood what he was referring to âThat's the Big Dipper, it's the third largest constellation and it's visible for all year round in the northern hemisphere, in addition to being one of the best known and most important in astronomical history. It has eight stars, one of them visible only in very clear places like this and they are called Alkaid, Mizar, Alioth, Megrez, Phecda, Merak, and Dubheâ
âThere is a myth in Greek mythology about it, isn't there?â
âYes, Greek mythology considered Ursa Major to be the bear that Callisto had been turned into by Artemis after being seduced by Zeus. Homer mentions the Bear in Canto V of the Odyssey, in which Ulysses tries in vain to be guided by her to return to Ithaca, his landâ
âWow,â you sighed, as you continued to look up to admire the stars your boyfriend was telling you about.
âWhen I was a child, I asked for a telescope as a birthday gift and this was the first constellation I learned because if you follow a line a little higher you can find the polar star⌠that one over there, do you see it?â
"I see it"
âThat star serves to guide you because it always points north, so no matter where you are you can find your way if you find it. That way I imagined that whenever I was lost, I could come back homeâ he confessed to you, with a nostalgic smile on his face.
You stopped seeing the celestial sky to focus on him and you couldn't stop yourself from kissing him when you saw the sparkle in his eyes watching you with enthusiasm. The kiss was gentle and short, just as if you wanted to reward him for his eloquence, and then you settled under his arm with your head resting on his soft chest.
âYou probably know a few thousand facts about the stars, or am I wrong?â
âI have never counted them, but from the books I have read I can assure you that it is an approximate amountâ
âWell, we still have a few hours until the rain starts so start spitting them all out. I want Sagan to feel threatened in the afterlife by my knowledge of the universe at dawnâ you joked and the soft laugh he let out above your head was like music to your ears.
Spencer talked and talked and you listened attentively to everything he had to tell you, only interrupting him to ask questions or to ask him to eat a little or try his cup of coffee. In the same way, you were changing positions as the hours went by, sometimes lying down, sitting, other times he with his head resting on your shoulder, and you even went so far as to sit on his lap, with your back comfortably against his torso while that he spoke kindly in your ear.
"You are tired? Bored?"
âNone of that, loveâ you smiled. Right now you were lying in front of each other, with him absentmindedly tangling a lock of your hair in his finger âIt's the most interesting date I've ever had in my life.â
âAnd it's going to get better, because it's the scheduled time for the main show,â he murmured in a theatrical voice, while he sat down and helped you with one hand so that you were in the same position.
He hadn't lied, because after a few minutes he saw the first star crossing the sky. You gasped in surprise like a little girl would, and your shock only intensified when another star sped past. Suddenly dozens of stars imitated the first ones and your smile grew as a new one appeared.
"Look how beautiful!" you squealed, shaking your shoulder excitedly at your lover, who was smiling the same way you were. âItâs wonderful.â
Spencer felt the need to hug you from the side to enjoy the view and the company at the same time, while you continued to look at the sky with fascination.
âWe are experiencing a unique event in our space-time,â he whispered, the words slightly muffled by his lips in your hair. âAnd⌠I wanted to give you something equally unique.â
Suddenly you felt his hand take yours and then a metallic object sliding down your ring finger, forcing you to stop looking at the sky to look at him, with an expression of nothing but shock.
âSpencer, whatâ?â
âIt's not what you think,â he hastened to say. You looked at the jewel and realized that it was a delicate ring that was completely smooth and silver in color. âIt is a promise ring, it is used to⌠well, to promise a loved one that at some point it will be replaced by one that involves a greater commitment," he explained to you, suddenly becoming a nervous wreck "I thought about giving it to you today because I love you so much and I wanted you to know that I would like to go further with you, if you accept meâ
"DarlingâŚ"
"Do you like it?" he insisted and you were forced to drown his fears with a prolonged kiss on the lips.
âOf course it does. I love you so, so much and you don't know how happy this makes me, I wouldn't want to be with anyone else in the vast universe. I'm serious"
That was enough of an answer for him and then you settled down again to enjoy the rest of the astronomical phenomenon, knowing that you would only be able to forget that night when the time necessary to witness another of those meteor showers had passed.
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Landâs End - August 2023 Homer, Alaska, is famous for the natural spit which reaches out into Kachemak Bay. That spit is one end of the Alaska Highway. Landâs End is mile zero for that road. There are commercial fishermen, shops, tour boats, and restaurants all along the short spit. Near Landâs End there is also a memorial to the many seafarers who never came back from their last voyage. MWM
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Did you know the Simpsons had an epidose about the Golem? In the story of Treehouse of Horror XVII, Bart found the Golem when trying to find Krusty to complain about his acid-spitting Krusty alarm clock. He placed a note in the Golem's mouth after being told by Krusty what it could do and told the Golem to come to his house at midnight. It is then that Bart found out the true destructive power of the Golem.
Bart used the Golem to attack the bullies and kill Skinner. Lisa, however, didn't think the Golem liked killing people and put a scroll saying "speak" into its mouth. After growling, it told of how he hated killing people, so Lisa was right.
Marge and Lisa created a Female Golem to be its mate out of Play-Doh and Lisa put a scroll into its mouth with "Live" written on it. Despite the Female Golem being snotty about the outfit she is wearing, the Golem prevents Homer from chopping her up, describing it as a sign that "she was made for me." The Golem then got married to the Female Golem in a Jewish wedding after bribing off the police for his murders.
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Take a moment to cry at how incredibly depressed Menelaus was. He admits that Telemachus is a spitting image of his father (noting his arms etc even the expression in his eyes being identical), he knew the guy for decades (from their youth from the Oath of Tyndareus till the 10 years of war at Troy) and yet he didn't recognize Telemachus đđđ
Homer could have written Menelaus mistaking Telemachus for Odysseus and rushing at him or something but no! He did something better!
Menelaus was so depressed and sad for thinking Odysseus perished or imprisoned by Calypso that he looked Telemachus in the eye, spoke to him and STILL didn't see Odysseus in him and he needed Helen to point out the family resemblance! That level of depression is just amazingly written! đđđ
Menelaus deserves more love and analysis!
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Homer Spit Rd, Homer, Alaska.
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A humble offering from me to you, fellow odydio enjoyers
Book 5 of the Iliad inspired me to write it (along with Sleep Token's Chokehold, which is quite a combination)
Test My Worth in Blood
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Diomedes/Odysseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore) Characters: Odysseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore) Additional Tags: Body Horror, Flashbacks, Blood, Blood Play, Smut, Spit As Lube, Choking, POV Diomedes, diomedes has seen things, inspired by book 5, odysseus won't shut up Summary: You wish the gift from the goddess had worn off by now. You hadnât asked for any of this. You certainly hadnât asked for being able to still see and hear the blood of your comrades. Then, thereâs a flicker. A sound, a bright clink. You realise which tent it came from.
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You have seen what mortals arenât supposed to ever see. A blessing or a curse from bright-eyed Athena, itâs difficult to tell. At least now. At the time, it seemed to be a blessing, a gift straight from the Goddess of Wisdom herself. One that turned you into a godling. One that, if only you dare claim so, made you equal to the best of the Greeks.
Once the battle ended, however, the power didnât cease completely. Itâs still there. Still here, buzzing within your head. Humming in your ears. Making your eyes sting whichever direction you look. Blinding and deafening you with the occasional sight and sound of the blood running through the veins of those around you.
Indeed, you may be hidden in the safety of your tent. In your solitude, youâre accompanied by the candlelight illuminating the space around you. The flickers bouncing off the spear tips and armour and then springing into the fabric of the tent. It would be serene if not for the unexpected buzzing coming from the left. And then from the right. And then from somewhere vaguely in front of you.
The dull branches of crimson show up in the distance only to die off a second or two later. The boring red burns your eyes in the darkness and you seek respite in the dimmest spot you can stare at. This doesnât always help, so you close your eyes. And yet, you can still hear the murmuring of blood gently flowing through the vessels. The sound like an attack against your ears.
You are not supposed to hear that. You are not supposed to see that.
A blessing turned a curse.
You wish the gift from the goddess had worn off by now. You hadnât asked for any of this. You certainly hadnât asked for being able to still see and hear the blood of your comrades. Granted, itâs not as overwhelming as before but itâs making you restless, even though youâre nowhere near falling asleep.
Frowning, you grit your teeth until your jaw hurts. Gripping the desk, you leave indents in the wood with your blunt nails. Youâd flip this desk over if you knew itâd kill the humming.
Then, thereâs a flicker. A sound, a bright clink. Involuntarily, the muscles in your ear flex. You flinch. Tired though you are, your curiosity takes over and you lift your head in search for the source of the sound.
As if to annoy you, everythingâs fallen dead silent. You huff. Maybe itâs for the better. Maybe you can finally lay down and rest. Maybe you can finally go to sleep and recover from all youâve seen and heard today. Maybe the sight of the godsâ pulsating veins will not haunt your dreams.
But just as you turn around, you catch the glimpse of the bright golden spark once more. Itâs gone as soon as you focus on it. You realise which tent it came from.
You know you shouldnât go and investigate. You know itâs not a good idea, for itâs been a long day for everyone. Especially for you.
A blessing turned a curse or not, you also shouldnât dismiss the signs that the gods give you. Whatâs more, under no circumstances should you reject the kind signs that Lady Athena grants you. Sheâs your guide, she knows whatâs best for you. Now that all the other bubbling and flowing has been muted, youâre left with that single one â one occasionally glimmering with godlike gold.
Itâs dark outside when you step out into the night. Knowing better than that, you stifle the candle before you venture out and let yourself be led by the one with gleaming eyes. Thereâs no use fighting it, youâre painfully aware of that. Itâs not without a reason that itâs his blood that youâre able to sense.
On your way, you pass a couple of drunk and slumbering soldiers without making a sound and rousing them up. If there happen to be others that you stumble upon, you choose to hide in the shadow. No need to pique anyoneâs interest now. The grey-eyed oneâs attention is enough.
Thereâs no need to sneak. No need to try to muffle the footsteps. Others are fast asleep and if theyâre not, theyâll stay vigilant but will not be able to tell who it was lurking around the camp. Maybe theyâll try to find a spy. Or theyâll send someone to spy on the Trojans in return.
But, just in case, you mutter a quiet prayer to the Lady Athena to conceal and mask your steps.
Youâre certain that Odysseus can already hear you approaching. Heâs had time to memorise the way you walk, itâs been ten years after all. So you donât announce yourself.
You wonât startle him, despite him leaning over his desk. There may be a light flickering from the inside of his tent but itâs not his shadow thatâs sold his whereabouts. Itâs the split-second glimpse into the inside of his body, into the countless blood vessels carrying the liquid that should be of that dull shade of red. But itâs not. Youâve noticed it before â Odysseus�� blood is everything but opaque. It shines when youâre allowed to see it. It shines a brighter tone of red and then thereâs that clink, the little jingle of golden sparks dancing through his veins.
No matter how much your eyes sting every time the glimmer reflects in them, you canât go back and retreat. Youâre drawn to this godlike albeit elusive flare. Youâre drawn to the man whoâs appeared to be worthy enough for the daughter of Zeus to lend him her guidance.
Led by the evasive glow, you enter the tent. The lit candleâs still casting its warm light over the papers spread on the desk and swirls in the metal of an armour and spear and arrow tips. You shake your head.
âOut of everyone, you, crafty Odysseus, should use your wit and come up with something that would surprise me for once,â you state, bored, a dagger poking you in the back.
âWere it someone else, they would be surprised. That is to say the least, Tydeides.â
Rolling your eyes, you wait for the bladeâs tip to stop trying to make a hole in your chiton. Hopeful that it wonât require mending, you follow Odysseus with your gaze as he rounds you to stand before you. He leans against the desk and folds his arms.
âMay I ask what brings you here at this hour?â he says, not requiring an answer. Heâs got all the answers anyhow. âSo keen to see me, could that be it? Or maybe, if youâd be so kind to share, could it be that youâre unable to survive one night without me?â
The corner of his lips quirks up and the moment he stops speaking, you squint. This divine flicker is not the same when youâre in his near proximity. Not dimmed by the distance and the tents, the spark beams brightly; so brightly that you canât help but whip your head to the side to control the damage that wouldnât be done regardless.
âMeanwhile you, in turn, seem unable not to flatter yourself anytime you have a chance, Laertiades,â you say, fooling yourself into thinking that calling him like this will bother him. It wonât. With smouldering anger inside, you watch a chuckle shake his body.
âAh, but in your company, dear Diomedes, I should not be particularly worried about the lack of flattery, now should I?â
You exhale a huff through your nose that immediately brings a triumphant smile onto Odysseusâ lips. You wonât tell him heâs right. Even if your words fail you, which they tend to do in his presence, you flatter him with actions. Odysseus may have the gift of shrewdness but he wonât surpass your blessing of non-verbal affection. Of that you are certain.
âThe grey-eyed goddessâ guidance has led me here.â Not that you could resist it.
âHa! The Goddess of Wisdom has lured you here under the cover of the peace-bringing Night, it appears to me. A coincidence it cannot be!â Odysseus announces jovially and swings his hand in the air. âCome closer.â
Without hesitation, you obey. Now both you and Odysseus are staring at the reports and maps splayed atop the desk. Some of them youâve seen before. A couple of them are more recent than others. Thereâs also a drawing that Odysseus pulls on top of everything. Your eyes are glued to it and youâre thankful for that â thereâs that golden shine to Odysseusâ blood again. You see those branching vessels with the corner of your eye. The brightness nearly overwhelms you.
âWhat in the name of the gods is this?â you ask, frowning.
âA horse.â
âA horse?â
âItâs not just a horse, Diomedes. Itâs a wooden horse.â
You lock your eyes with his when he says that and itâs a mistake. His veins flash golden again and you hear the humming of his blood flow. It vibrates in your ears and you clench your fists, crumpling up a paper or two.
âIf you donât mind, oh great tactician, I fail to see how it makes this horse any better. Iâd say it being wooden is bound to make things worse,â you dare, although youâre quite sure itâll bring even more pain onto your eyes.
Odysseus tsks. âThat I shall tell once the right time comes.â
Your eyes feel as if someoneâs trying to blind you with a hot metal rod. The thumping of blood fills your ears as the shiny sparkles submerged in the royal crimson glimmer. Itâs like Helios managed to bring some of his light into the permeating darkness of the Night.
âYou see, my dear Diomedes, I wish I couldââ
âSilence.â
âPlease, forgive me, but I do not quite understand. Werenât you the one who needed clarification as to why a wooden horse is better than any other one?â
âOdysseus.â The anger inside you is now much closer to blazing than only smouldering.
Despite that, you manage to spot the grey streaks in his overall brown eyes. All this planning that heâs been doing⌠Lady Athena mustâve been assisting him one way or another.
âDiomedesâŚâ He lifts his hand. âYour eyes.â
âShut up!â
This is the last straw. Or the next blazing flash is.
You swipe his hand away and press your own against his mouth, effectively keeping him quiet. Finally.
Odysseus looks at you in frustrated confusion, his brows knit together. He tries to push your hand away by grabbing your forearm but you donât relent. Since this hasnât worked, he takes a step back and with little struggle, he sets himself free from your grip. You let it pass. You choose to wait. Observe. Decide.
âMy most trusted tool and weapon â ripped away! By none other than an ally of mine! My dear Diomedes!â Odysseus cries, one hand on his chest; heâs glowering at you.
You glower back at him. âCut the theatrics. And donât tempt me.â
Thereâs a spark in his eye, now more brown than brown-grey. One that doesnât scorch your whole vision. One that youâve seen before and grown to enjoy seeing.
âYou wouldnât even dare, Tydeides,â he says, straightening up, his back cracking at the sudden movement.
âOh?â Standing tall too, you pierce Odysseus with your own gaze.
You take a step towards him. He takes a step away from you. âIs that what you think, oh wise Odysseus?â
âYouâve given me no reason to think otherwise.â
âIn this case, maybe I finally should?â
He squints at you, a challenging smirk plastered on his face. You take a couple more steps towards him. He keeps backing away.
âScared?â
âNot at all.â
âWhy not stop then?â You say and clear your throat.
âSo that youâre pleased? Oh, Diomedes! Master of the war cry must have something more effective planned already.â
You scowl but say nothing. Instead, you keep walking until the backs of Odysseusâ legs hit the bed. Only then does he stop. He appears to be standing even straighter now, his chest pushed forward and hands on his hips. A laughable sight, really. At least in comparison to how youâre looming over him. Youâd be a liar if you said that you donât like it.
That smirk of his is distorted by a split-second tremble of his lip as you grab him by his throat; your fingers snugly wrapped around that vulnerable area. A hum rumbles somewhere within there and the vibrations travel onto your hand. You draw closer. As if unfazed by the short-lived squeeze of your hand, Odysseus just looks up at you.
âYou wonât kill me,â he says, fuelling your rage. âNo matter how much you want to right now.â
âI will.â
âYou wonât. But, oh gods above and below! How glorious it would be to die at the hands of the son of Tydeus!â he continues, both of his hands on your forearm. Stroking, scratching. Raising chills.
A growl bubbles in your chest.
âAll high and mighty but so woefully predictable,â Odysseus muses on, ignoring the tightening around his neck. Quite impressive, you have to admit that. âAlways using all the wit you possess until allâs said and done and said witâs dead and gone. Always because of me.â
Odysseus chokes on the last words of his little tirade. A smirk tilts your lips as you feel him dig his nails into your hand. Heâs right and you hate that. So youâre making him pay.
He tries to take a ragged breath but his airways fail him, crushed under your fingers. Your own contentment leaves you in a form of a low murmur and you hold Odysseus in your grip until a grimace creeps onto his face and the colour of his swarthy skin starts turning pale.
Only then do you let him go and collapse onto the bed.
He gasps for air, hand on his heaving chest, the other clutching the furs. As soon as he peers up, still short of breath, youâre already there, lending him some air in the kiss that you press against his lips. Anything to keep him silent, anything to keep him from his constant rambling â one full of empty words that have fooled hundreds of men.
They mustâve fooled you too but youâre too lost in how your lips seem to never leave his. Youâre on top of him already. Clawing at his clothes, you manage to rip them apart in the process. You hum in satisfaction again. He grunts in discontentment.
âStop whining, Laertiades. This is your tent,â you say before he can. Your own chitonâs soon gone too. âOpen a chest and find something else to wear later.â
âThe chest youâre speaking of is not a bottomless one, Iâm afraid. Would you believe that?â
The light tone of the question hides the malice that you know is there. Youâve known Odysseus long enough to recognise such moments. Apart from that, his fiery eyes are telling you everything. Youâve seen that glare-gaze plenty of times before. You canât quite tell if itâs more irritating or arousing.
Itâs most likely both.
Thus, itâs a matter of seconds before youâre all over him. The non-verbal flattery in its full glory.
Your hands roam over the dips, plains and mounds of his body. Your eyes follow the traces that your fingers make, hypnotised, transfixed. And then, just as Odysseus scratched your forearm, you graze your nails against his skin. Red welts soon arise and he trembles underneath you. You add more pressure. He grunts. You dig harder and harder. He hisses.
You draw blood.
A quiet moan tumbles out of your mouth. You dive in to lick the skin that youâve just broken. You see a delicate shimmer of gold but taste iron. Sheer iron, just as you always do. Nothingâs changed.
Odysseus squirms again and you hold him down with your bloody hands. You stain his flanks with his own blood and gather the trickling droplets onto your tongue. The more you taste it, the more light-headed you feel.
In your daze, you bite down on Odysseusâ flesh, right next to the fresh wounds youâve caused. He swears and you think he tries to push you away but, in fact, heâs holding you, so that you wonât even think about leaving him. With one of his hands in your hair and the other on your shoulder, he might be drawing you closer too, until youâve got his blood smeared not only over your mouth but also chin and nose.
With the corner of your eye, you see the displeasured look on Odysseusâ face as you spit into your palm. You send him a scowl. You canât wait anymore. And he should be used to your impatience by now. He whines and acts as if he were any more patient than you, while you are convinced that he isnât. Or that he enjoys you hurting him. The latter is certain, though.
He tries to slow you down and push you away out of an instinct. He told you so himself. And he also instructed you to ignore that unless he said otherwise. So you comply because why wouldnât you? The way his expression changes â his brows furrow, his eyes close shut, his lips turn into a thin line â only encourages you to bury yourself inside until the hilt. A wavering sigh escapes your lungs.
You ignore Odysseus clawing at your arms and shoulders. With your face buried in his neck, you start your back and forth. Itâs painstakingly rhythmical at the beginning. You love it this way. You love to feel the tight fit gradually become perfect.
Itâs you whoâs holding onto Odysseus now. Once in a while, a grunt slips past your lips and fans over his neck or jaw. You grunt again, slightly increasing the pace and then you shudder. The chills continue as Odysseus smooths the skin on your arms and shoulders instead of trying to break the skin. He runs his right hand upwards, giving your nape a slight squeeze. Eventually, he cards through your hair with his fingers while his other handâs lying flat on your back. He attempts to grip each time you strike that sweet spot inside of his gut.
Your hips buck at one of his scrapes over your scalp. You wail and quickly bite your lip.
âWhat truly brings you here, dearest Diomedes?â Odysseus mutters next to your ear. You canât know if he really cares but you choose to think so.
âIâve seen things, Odysseus.â You swallow. âIâve seen the gods.â
âWhy, everyoneâs seen a god in their life!â
âNot like that,â you growl and grant him a couple of rough thrusts that have him choke on his breath. âIâve seen them⌠from within. Iâve seen so much light, Laertiades, it was so bright, golden. Yet, it didnât blind me. The goddess came to my aid. She made it last. She made me fight the gods.â
Odysseus hugs you closer to himself, your hair in his tight and protective grip. You speed up, losing your perfect rhythm. You donât care and neither does he.
âIâve fought the gods,â you babble on. âShe guided me, she enlightened me. Odysseus, the blood of the gods⌠Itâs not⌠Everyone else â their veins⌠so red and dull⌠muddy almost. Not the godsâ. Live and liquid gold, they were!â you moan into juncture of Odysseusâ neck and jaw.
Squeezing your eyes shut, you shield yourself from the memory of how brightly the gods shone on the battlefield. The glow warmed your feverish skin.
You moan again, feeling that warmth now. In the heat of the moment, you grab Odysseus by his hips to lift the lower part of his body up. The change of the angle punches a low groan out of his lungs.
You cling to the warmth. You let it embrace you.
âYour bloodâŚâ
âHm? What about it?â Odysseus mutters, tugging on your hair.
âItâs not dull nor muddy.â
You see the divine glow again. The golden sparks inside Odysseus. They illuminate the whole tent. The sharp light stings your eyes, although theyâre closed. You know this sheen outlines Odysseusâ body. You can feel it on his skin. You can feel the heavenly heat melt onto you and spread through your being, and fill your own veins with specks of pure gold.
Darkness is what you see when your eyes flutter open. It then transforms into a dance of shadows that you notice with the corner of your eye as you nose at Odysseusâ neck. You inhale and let out a long exhale as you feel him rake his fingers through your hair.
What you need is to rest your head on top of Odysseusâ chest if you donât want your neck to be all stiff and aching tomorrow. So, you lift your head and spare him a glance. It gives him enough time to hold your face between his hands. He rubs the skin under your eyes with his thumbs.
âYouâre back.â
Itâs one of those rare moments when Odysseus smiles a genuine smile of joy and contentment. The corners of his eyes crinkle up.
âIâve been with you the whole time,â you reply, confused.
âYou arenât that dense, so quit the act,â he chuckles.
Odysseus then grows more serious.
âA man without proper reason wouldnât have been chosen to fight the gods themselves. You were, oh godlike Diomedes. My bright-eyed Diomedes.â
Fondness. Itâs fondness that youâve just heard. Pure fondness from the man of twists and turns.
Heâs genuine. His words are the truth. Your own escape you.
You understand why he pointed out your eyes earlier.
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âDo you know the story of Scylla and Charybdis, Daniel?âÂ
Daniel scoffs. â'Course. Any writer worth his salt knows Homer.âÂ
Armand gives him an expectant nod. Â
The human sighs. âOdysseus faced Scylla and Charybdis on his way home," he continues. "Scyllaâs the multi-headed demon, and Charybdis - y'know, the whirlpool, or whatever."
The vampire hums. âAnd what is your interpretation of the story?âÂ
Daniel simply shrugs. But a glint of excitement flickers in his eyes. "I mean. Thereâs the obvious, âlesser of two evilsâ thing everyone takes away from it. But it ain't just about picking your poison, you know? It's about - I dunno, the messiness of life choices."
As he speaks, Daniel's voice gains a subtle enthusiasm, betraying his initial feigned indifference. "It's like, you're not just flipping a coin and hoping for the best. You gotta dive deep into the consequences, face 'em head-on with some guts and smarts. And you canât just pat yourself on the back for dodging the bigger disaster, either. I mean, he still lost guys, right, so he has to own up to the fallout. Wade through it with some goddamn backbone. There's gotta be a lesson learned from the whole ordeal. Otherwise he's setting himself up for more trouble down the line."
"That's all well and good," Armand retorts. "But survival is the thing that matters most, in the end. Sometimes there's no time for overthinking or philosophical musings. You've got to act swiftly, to prioritize pragmatism over philosophy, in order to get out alive. So, Daniel, I ask you - who do you think is the lesser evil?"
"Between a man-eating monster and a ship-eating vortex?" Daniel huffs. "Odysseus chose the monster. I choose the monster."
Armand shakes his head disapprovingly. "A naiĚve decision. But then again, you are just a naiĚve boy."
Daniel bristles. His agitation is evident when he spits out, âDonât fucking belittle me. You're probably just saying that because I'm actually making some good points, and you don't like being outsmarted.â He presses on, âOdysseus only lost six men that way. They all wouldâve died in the whirlpool.âÂ
Armand meets Daniel's gaze evenly. "Odysseus was selfish. He only opted out of the whirlpool due to self-serving motives. There was a chance, however slim, that they might have survived it. But by choosing the monster, he risked the lives of his men for his own gain."
"It wasn't selfish if the odds were stacked against them!" Daniel argues. "You can't convince me it wasn't the best option they had. 'Prioritize pragmatism over philosophy', eh? What a fucking joke, coming from you."
Armand stands firm. "He should have gambled everything for a chance at survival," he asserts, his eyes fixed on Daniel's now. Despite Daniel's defiant posture, Armand can see the telltale signs of uncertainty flickering on his face; the creases on his forehead, the slight dilation of his pupils. It betrays his wavering resolve. "You should know by now, Daniel, that the watery abyss may spare you its graspâŚâ
He makes his way towards the door. Daniel's gaze follows, helplessly reverent.
âBut the predator of men knows no mercy.âÂ
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