#HES SUCH A HIMBO

[cheshirecatuniverse]

[3:22 pm]

notes: honestly, this is all @strxwberrychocolate fault i'm spiraling at 2:56am.

You were sitting on the top of the hood of your friend's car. Bags of chips and arizona ice teas between you and your friend.

Your friend shook her head, "No way you put that much hot sauce."

"Um…" You poured the rest of the mini bottle over your instant noodles. "Fucking, watch me."

Her giggles came and left as soon as her eyes looked over your shoulder. "Uh-oh, Heads up. Behind you."

Before you could hear him, you sighed heavily. It wasn't that all surprising you heard your name called across the parking lot. Fujio, a few feet from the convenience store, spotted you quicker than you knew.

You put down your noodle cup and got off the hood by the time Fujio jogged over.

"Haven't seen you in a bit," He bit his lip, almost like he was preventing that annoying smile on his face from getting any bigger.

"Yeah," you flicked a stray loc of hair from his face. "Good thing, too. I can barely take a weekly dose of Fujio."

"Awe, Y/n c'mon," He grinned, looking you up and down until his eyes stopped at something he liked.

"Hey!" You snapped your fingers in front of his eyes. Getting his gaze away from your miniskirt. "You're shameless, y'know that?"

Suddenly, you shoved a energy drink can against his chest. Fujio pretended to wince and grabbed the drink dramatically.

He hummed in happy confusion, "What's this? Are you trying to ask me out with a gift?"

Jesus. You rolled your eyes, "Not one smart thought in that head of yours. I owe you a drink from last time."

"Nah, you don't," But Fujio took it anyways. He had a habit of buying you things and explicitly telling you to not pay him back. As if you would listen to a single thing Fujio said.

Stuffed animals from a rigged claw machine, chips you were addicted to, or food to get you to sit and talk to him on the stairs or sidewalk. Anything to get to see the look of appreciation you try so hard to hide.

"Whatever," You shrugged, "Deal with it."

"Sure."

You squinted, "...Why?"

Fujio ignored you to your surprise, "You look really good today." He took another look.

"Oh," You flushed.

"You're already pretty, but this suits you," Fujio smiled, that annoying smile, seeing the sight of your squint on him.

You relaxed, "You think I'm pretty?"

Fujio tried to voice out an agreement, but he let out an embarrassed laugh at how shy he became. At how small you made him feel. He nodded aggressively, shoving his hands in his pockets.

You walked closer to him, "You know, there might not be a single thought that runs in that head."

You kissed his cheek, "But at least you have a good eye."

[fake-name-fake-tits]

I am so in love with this man omg

[luciddaydreamingworlds]

Been thinking about Wild Kratts lately, and I had to draw my favorite boy.

Behold, a Dabio!

I'm pretty happy with how he turned out, especially since I'm still not great at drawing muscles... Or shading...

[enloveriu]

hey wifey

hey hubby

[artemisjpotter]

Itto is such a himbo and I am 💯 here for it

[runraerun]

[nico-di-genova]

Adding him to my list of men who have never possessed a singular thought in their lives ever.

[chipper-smol]

[HITS YOUR MENTALLY ILL FAV WITH THE VAMPIRE-INATOR RAY]

[goldensunset]

help

[bixels]

Rewatched 1978 Superman and remembered how much of a total dreamboat Christopher Reeve is, both as Clark Kent and Superman.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[tgcfsketches]

Just take the money Xie Lian…

[sir-walton-goggins]

[n0anix]

i just be drawing things anyways i need to see gid tinker with stuff more let my boy have hobbies, let him fix up a watch here and there or something

additional doodle of a pestering husband

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Gojo "Touch Starved" Satoru

[idontcarecarebear]

I love comparing book Thorin and to movie Thorin especially when they first meet Bilbo and book Thorin lands flat on his face being crushed by Bifur, Bofur and Bombur, pulls out a beautiful harp that he’s been carrying the whole time to the shire and even after they leave the shire, gives compliments to Bilbo about being a generous host and talks about the hair on his feet and movie Thorin just saunters in looking like a sexy mysterious man in the night ready to whisk away poor Bilbo but his brain wasn’t working quick enough to keep up with the charade and insults Bilbo instead.

And I love both of them and would love it if they both met and thought the other version was a complete moron.