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Forbidden Fitness with Musclemancer Kraig Diabolucci VHS cover

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Softbin: Baby running at top speed while trapped under Din's helmet and Din's chasing him around the ship? (Tastefully cropped to hide face of course >w> )

Y’all really out here giving me these feels man

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"I want my FUCKING eyes back" -human sorcerer

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[August] Hoenn Goon meets Galar Goon 🦝🦝

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Well this is an interesting problem.

Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:

The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.

How have you done this thing you did, boy.

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i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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Halloween/Autumn Movie Masterpost - part 2

Well, it turns out I half-assed my Halloween movie masterpost, forgetting stuff that is absolutely mandatory… like Charmed and Buffy. And I deserve the hat of shame for this blunder. So this is the second part: a massive second part, which also includes a couple of things that I always like to watch in this season but don’t scream “autumn” in your face… so if you’re wondering why Men in Tights is here, that’s why; you’re welcome. And if you’ve never heard of it, you’re very welcome. xD

I read your suggestions and I swear I did a lot of research, including the long and exausting job of watching movies for the first time to see if they had to be included (oh, the torture! …xD ) Still, I’m pretty sure something was left out… 

* * * link to part 1 * * *

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There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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Imagine it being October 1st. you wake up to crisp air and the smell of rain and leaves. You get out of bed and put on your favorite cozy sweater, fuzzy socks and make a cup of your favorite warm autumn drink. This is what I’m dreaming of 🍂

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So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals

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i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

ARE YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

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oh to be a chunky orange farm cat