#HAHAHA YES!

[kilometresrufflefuck]

compilation of ace attorney law school struggle tweets. please send thoughts and prayers while i wait to find out if i get to graduate so i can throw my textbooks directly into the fucking sun

[mylifeingotham]

[inhuman-obey-me]

Diavolo: Hey Barbatos, can you cut this guy in half?

Barbatos: Hamburger or hotdog style, my lord?

This has been sitting in our inbox for over a year and made us giggle, so here's a quick doodle.

[bedeliainwonderland]

#bedelia please you’re making him sad :/ take it back :/#bedannibal#bedelia du maurier#hannibal lecter#hannibal#text post edit

Bedannibal + text posts

[anna-scribbles]

been rotating emilie agreste in my head really hard lately and these are my conclusions

[mischiefbuckley]

when your husband doesn’t find your joke funny so he complains about you to his dad and your father in law must be put in the middle of the silly fighting between you two with your bestie trying to mind her own damn business

[introvertedx10]

And a barrel of cheese poofs that you have to roll to your car

[mildeleaf]

I cant believe lesbians are real

[spades7777]

malevolent part 37 "the farm"

[kyurochurro]

been sooooo tired from college so here’s an equally tired bones and Spock taking a coffee and tea break :”D

[hypnoticmoth]

Voxtek shark week - day 7 - Free choice

And last one for that fun little art challenge ! Had a lot of fun drawing for it and I’m actually happy I managed to be on time for each day ! Loved to see (and read) all the submissions ! Thank you @voxteks-sharkweek for organizing such a lovely little art event <3

[l3mtea]

If you want some story behind this comic, it’s just below this lil comic <3

Oh.

His quiet reverie shatters when pieces of odd moments he’s had with the fallen are forming together like a jigsaw puzzle fitting on each other perfectly.

His reckless actions to gain favor of the fallen’s emotion and attention, his unusual chattiness whenever a squabble with the king begins. Disagreeing and debating such nonsensical topics that he wouldn’t even dare to try and win over but becomes possible if it’s against the king.

Such mundane things became a thrill of joy whenever it was with the king.

The fallen has been slowly becoming a reason for his enjoyment, his everything that makes living in hell all the more fun.

He can never get over the expressions the king shows only at him, his fake smiles will always disappear when it comes to him.

It’s truly a joy.

And that brings him down to a revelation he wished he should’ve not known.

He likes Lucifer.

Terrifyingly, maybe even more so than he’d like to admit.

This revelation might change his view on Lucifer, in a lot of ways if he’s being honest.

But he throws this knowledge out of his mind. He’ll get over it someday. He’s sure of it.

Months went on and slowly, he realized he and the king had some similarities— or something they both have in agreement at least.

Lucifer likes his jokes. It was surprising, really. He simply remarked an off-handed pun towards his colleagues with expectations of none showing such enthusiasm on his jokes— except one did.

He hears the fallen snicker and laughs quietly. A sound he’d unexpectedly find lovely to his ears. A music that he can never get rid of even until today.

It became his purpose to make jokes and make the king laugh— and he didn’t regret doing so.

He tells a silly joke and the king laughs loud, his head falling back and smiling brightly at him, a golden blush spreading across his porcelain face.

It’s a beautiful sight.

“You’re not so bad for yourself, Alastor.” It was a first for the fallen to call his name properly. It’s a lovely ring he’d like to hear again.

“Likewise, sire.”

More months went on and— oh. How stupid he was.

He didn’t mean to utter such a silly thing— towards a being powerful than him no less.

“I like your dumb smile.” He didn’t mean to blurt out his thoughts loud for the king to hear. But he simply laughs at it.

“You do? Stop joking bambi.” A joke. He thought of it as a joke.

“Apologies, the mood was slowly going sour and I couldn’t help but jest a bit.”

“Oh shut up.”

‘Would you believe me if I say I like you?’

• • • •

“Lucifer.” He couldn’t help it. He can’t help but be a fool towards the fallen.

“Al? What is it?” He asks, now smiling at him. He wished for more out of this relationship he cultivated for years now.

“I’d like to confess something.” There was an odd trepidation gripping on his chest. He hates this feeling.

“Confess? Wow that’s a pretty deep word,” an awkward chuckle comes out of him, “whaddya want to say?”

“I like you, Lucifer.” A beat of silence.

“.. what?” He watches him back away slightly, an awkward laugh, “You’re joking, right?”

..

“I’m afraid not, sire.”

“Al, I— uh, I’m sorry. I don’t feel the same way.”

“.. I understand.”

“I’m sorry.” And he runs off.

..

Hah..

So this is a feeling that Vox felt when he rejected him?

Did he also think that he’d wish he died at the very moment when he realized that the friendship they’ve had for years were gone in a blink all for a stupid selfish act such as he is right now?

[iatnen]

Adult Sebastian and Daniel (1902)

28 -> 27 / Curse-Breaker -> Auror

Reunited at the train station after years apart, one’s going home to his nephew and the other’s going to work

Was listening to Back To The Basics by Lana and thought of them

[filurig]

julslakten

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as folke's blade released a flood of warm crimson onto the ground beneath, juhani only stood by and watched, endlessly curious about his friend.

despite the callous act - folke's tears ran, just like the blood which pooled in front of him.

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happy holidays ^^

[rakiah]

Next part of the Book 7 will be tremendous 😌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[frownyalfred]

the batkids: haha you like Clark

the batkids .5 seconds later: wait why are you this good at lying to Clark