#costco

[etakeh]

Good news! It's been expanded!

Applies to Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Tennessee.

[animentality]

[foldingfittedsheets]

As a USian I’ve heard many stereotypes about Canadians over the years. Super friendly has always been the most prevalent, and the runner up usually involved moose or mounties. When I lived right up at the border for a few years I discovered the two weirdest possible Canadian stereotypes.

The first was that Canadians would drive down to my mattress store, buy a Tempurpedic pillow, then return it a month later. Like. Any time we sold just a pillow it was a Canadian and 90% were returned a month later. I cannot and will never be able to explain this phenomenon.

But the second weird Canadian thing was The Milk. My roommates and I would shop at Costco and if we had the misfortune to go on a weekend we would just see Costco sized shopping carts full of milk. And Costco doesn’t have regular gallons! They have those massive two gallon jugs.

We’d see carts entirely filled with jugs of milk and every person loading up a pallet of milk into their car had Canadian plates. Even mild Canadians would have at least three of those milk jugs.

It was a subject for wild speculation. Did they bathe in the milk? Was one Canadian volunteered as tribute to bring back milk to their whole city block? Did they not have cows in Canada? Was there a Canadian black market for shitty US milk?

The local Costco had to literally expand their fridge section to accommodate the milk runs that would happen. It was super weird. But now I just sound like a crazy person when I make a Canadian milk joke because only people in that city knew about this hyper specific trend.

[introvertedx10]

And a barrel of cheese poofs that you have to roll to your car

[jakface]

Nick (hot dog eyes vr.) has that dog in him (and it broke him)

[outsidewolves]

[tastefullyoffensive]

"Yes, can you tell me what aisle your TVs and frozen meatballs are on?" @MNateShyamalan

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[werothegreat]

found these on Facebook, could not not share (can't find original artist, please help)

[catchymemes]

[acorviart]

surely this small spinning rotisserie chicken will solve all my problems

buy spinny chikin here

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in the Infinite Costco and some Hallmark movie lookin bitch stole my fucking churro.

[animentality]

[foldingfittedsheets]

I’m cleaning my phone and found this gem, my beloved reading an email they got from Costco.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

It has milk, but the ingredients label left it out. Butter is made from milk and it would say Non-Dairy on the label where it would be clearly written. Isn't non-dairy butter called "spread" or margarine? Cheese made with oil is called "cheese food." I don't need people yelling at me. Butter is dairy. I have deleted your nasty comments.