#GIVE HIM A DRESS PLEASE
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alexis-died-inside · 11 days ago
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elegant lil imiko!!! so pretty!!!!
no kurama version:
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lilislegacy · 4 months ago
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*percy seen from a far, wearing a suit*
piper: do my eyes deceive me or is percy jackson wearing formal clothes? since when does he have the ability to look like a domesticated human being?
frank: how come HE, percy of all people, king of untidiness, can wear a cream linen suit and look like a celebrity, but when i tried one on i looked like a man-child going to a high school dance?
hazel: sweetie it’s just because it’s such a casual suit, and you’re much more elegant than percy is!
annabeth, turning to them: um okay, hi percy’s best friends? can you guys compliment him without insulting him?
leo: his ass looks incredible.
grover: has he been working out?
annabeth, side eyeing them:
annabeth: okay, you have all now either insulted him or hit on him. how about from now on, you do neither?
rachel: how about we do both? because i’ve actually just perfected doing them at the same time
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soupinaboot · 1 year ago
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I need a Ghostmaker movie that has a bunch of flashbacks of Bruce like he's one of those dead wives. You know those movie's?
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cangrellesteponme · 4 months ago
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i don't think wonderland is ready for those alices
#i have so so many things i could say about this cielois madness returns au (yeah that's what i call it. it's not even meant to be cielois)#(but like. ship names are convenient aren't they)#anyway so many things. but that would be a lot so i'll talk about it if someone asks or if i feel like it later#this post's rambles will be about the outfits!!#so. i gave ciel the dollhouse dress and alois the queensland dress#i know they could have been swapped. and it might have made more sense#HOWEVER#i do not care#i can and will put alois in red just because i want to. and of course i would give him a red fit in an amr fusion au#the vibes are rancid. it's perfect. that's what him being in this au is about!!#terrible things happen to children in kuro and in alice ok#anyway. i know queensland would be good for ciel because r!ciel BUT please envision queen luka i BEG#it's heartwrenching to see lizzie look so small in the game already so luka???? soul crushing. i want it.#now. the dollhouse dress for ciel#because of funtom mostly... and the vibes... and he's more of a doll than alois is ngl...#like. i know that it fits alois more because it's heavy on the trafficking and poverty parts but. see if i care#plus the minor theme of exorcising the evil of the city through the pain of children is more ciel-coded. so yeah#and he looks so bad in red oh my god i could not give him another dress... unless it was the mad hatter one and it would have been boring#also very much not fitting#you might notice that i changed the symbols on both of their aprons#in both cases i replaced female with male obviously but#in ciel's case the dollhouse dress has so many disgusting implications and i made them worse you're welcome <3#(replaced female with male and male with one of the symbols you can see on the contract seal. yeah yeah that's fucked i know)#(it's alice madness returns. and fucking black butler. bad things be happening to children!!)#anyway#that's it for my rambles#i got too lazy to do the vorpal blade and hobby horse light trails#so we'll live with the fact that my sketch has better vibes than the final piece#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji fanart
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shazzbaa · 11 months ago
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"Welcome to a small, velvet lined box, delicious friend!"
SO UH………………………….. SAMUEL GOT, BURIED ALIVE, IN FALLEN LONDON………….. what a horrifying delight. a little treat just for me. OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO DRAW THIS
(rambling about Fallen London ambitions under the cut)
SO YEAH THIS HAPPENED DURING MY AMBITION -- I ended up finally picking Light Fingers, the "steal a huge diamond" ambition, DESPITE SAM'S ABSOLUTE WORST STATS BEING SHADOWY AND PERSUASIVE LMAO. I was waffling on choosing for a while, until a friend found one-sentence summaries of each ambition's tone that described Light Fingers as the one that turns into horror, which like…. I can't resist flinging sam into a horror story…… and it's surprisingly easy to make the ambition pretty canon for him, tbh -- "Someone you knew sent word that they knew how to get rich in the Neath, and you followed them, but now that you're out of prison they're nowhere to be found." While stealing giant jewels isn't Samuel's passion or anything, his main reason for coming to London was to escape a life in the church that he saw confining him more and more, and thinking he had a friend with a plan down here might've made it seem less like an impulsive nonsense idea. It works better than I expected!!
Anyway IF YOU FAIL ENOUGH TIMES ON ONE PART OF THE AMBITION you can get caught and THIS HAPPENS??????? ITS THE BEST!!!!!! One of the guys involved in the horrors does threaten to bury you alive if you keep sticking your nose into his business (since just murdering you isn't as effective in a world where death doesn't stick), buT WHAT A HORRIFYING SURPRISE TO HAVE IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN!!!! They give you a bunch of options and it's all stuff like "SCREAM" and "SCRABBLE AT THE LID," all of which Samuel attempted to no avail. i love this game so much,
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draftsandchains · 11 months ago
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fuck it minutetech design concepts
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shiresome · 10 months ago
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The real reason I want Lobo in Mortal Kombat is so I can play dress up with him
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confused-disaster32 · 1 month ago
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ASSKOHSIAOD
i can't get over how young this scene makes him look.
Like, the wide eyes, the vulnerable expression, the clothes that are no where near as intricate or fancy as his usual attire, his complete lack of makeup that he's usually in, the way that he's staring at Macrinus.
To me I can't stop thinking about it cause it rlly shows that the emperors are young, naïve and how that leads them to allow Macrinus to continue to become this source of almost parental guidance that exposes both twins to his additional manipulation which would eventually lead to their own downfall.
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leafsfromthevine · 11 months ago
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my favorite bromance ever, actually (x)
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moonchild-in-blue · 4 months ago
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Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun
#okay but can we agree? House of the rising sun? beautiful amazing incredible timeless masterpiece? yeah?#all i want is to put on a cute 70s dress with the bell sleeves and some gogo boots and get my hair all pretty with the flip curls#and go to one of those really cool and dark and lowkey shady bars you see on the movies. with a pool table and a jukebox#hard-looking bartender with an impressive mustache named Mitch or Hank#and go up to the bar and he'd be like “whatya having doll?” “oh. anything sweet please”#and he hands me some soda-gin or whatever with a lemon slice. and the guy next to me notices my drink and is like#“hey Mitch. give the lady something nicer eh? maker a double from the back shelf. extra ice”#“i'm fine with this actually. i don't drink whiskey” “tonight you do sweetheart”#and he's wearing some really nice jeans and boots and a dark shirt and a leather jacket. dark hair but has some freckles. charming smile.#“what is a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this? i think them church youths go bowling next door”#“i am not lost. can't a girl enjoy some music” “does the boyfriend know?” “i answer to no one”#and he takes a long drag of his cigarette and chuckles. Mitch brings my new drink as gives him a look before drafting some beer#“so. the pretty lady likes a little danger eh?” “the lady has a name” .#i take a sip of the whiskey and try real hard not to cough. he thinks it's funny. i think he's a little cute#“does she now? and does the lady dance by any chance” and he's standing up quite tall and offers me a hand “she does”#and we go to the dance floor near the jukebox where quite a lot of people are dancing and eventually this song starts playing#and he kisses me surprisingly gentle and tastes like menthol cigarettes and hard liquors and I'm definitely a bit dizzy from the drink#he probably has a cute name like Daniel (Danny is what everyone calls him)#and maybe he has a bike or a really nice convertible. obviously red. je offers to take me home but we're just driving for a bit instead#“didn't you daddy taught not to get into stranger's cars?” “my daddy also taught me not to kiss pretty boys and yet”#“so you think i'm pretty?” “pretty enough”#and we laugh to the wind and the radio is on and this song starts playing again and it's a perfect moment#anyways. great song great band 👍#darya's mixtape#Spotify
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larphis · 1 year ago
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More delusional queer thoughts:
Guys remember that David Jenkins basically teased “When Doves Cry” as Ed and Stede’s reunion song?
And the fact that the song playing in the teaser was “The Beautiful Ones”
Okay, so David also said that the usage of purple in season 1 was supposed to show Edward’s feelings for Stede becoming stronger and him blossoming around him.
Now both of the songs above are obviously from Prince’s album Purple Rain.
So what if (this is where I get delusional again) this season really ends with them getting married or at least proposing and the song Purple Rain starts playing in the background?!!! 😭
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dent-de-leon · 3 months ago
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feel like pure shit I just want him back [Plank King Kingsley Tealeaf in a nein reunion--]
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undercooked-spaghetti · 3 months ago
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I wonder if Tsukumo ever regrets not taking Yagami up on his offer to go out somewhere and eat. Like, yeah, Tsukumo had a date, but I don't think it went anywhere.
Like, he turned down an offer for as close to a date as he probably thought he'd get with Yagami, and it's one of those things that he probably regrets.
The dude has it bad for Yagami. I hope he gets another chance for a cute date. Lost Judgment really lays it on thick how good they are together, and uh... just how much Tsukumo thinks of Yagami.
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black-and-yellow · 2 years ago
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It was the death of a rude boy
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kunikisss · 4 months ago
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thinking about keegan forcemasc yet again... sigh.
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biohazard-inevitable · 1 year ago
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Transfem sanji, sure sure, I guess I get that-
BUT
transmasc sanji with so much toxic masculinity because he was freshly trans and wanted to be seen as a man so badly and of course thinks theres only one way to be a man and that is to be a straight gentleman he eventually realizes hes bisexual and also through the Drag Queens learns he can also still like “girly” things like wearing dresses and makeup and still be able to be confident in his masculinity because WE NEED MORE TRANS MEN REALIZING THEY STILL KIND OF LIKE DRESSES BUT DONT WANT TO BE SEEN AS A GIRL! TRANS MALE FEMBOYS PLEASE
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