breakbeatbun

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

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these days you can't just recommend a game on its merits and unique play experience, you always gotta say shit like "buckshot roulette is basically if texas hold 'em and lethal company had sloppy unprotected gay transgender sexual intercourse and pregnant"

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Love like the sun Based on the post by @jame7t

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just invented a pill they makes your penis soooooo big and long and let's you fuck crazy

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Contemplation.

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Sunglasses ⭐🐠⭐🐠⭐

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I’ve been forgetting to post in here again, I’m sorry! Have some Spinda cuties!

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it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"

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coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

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Birthday Shelly for @wirelessshiba

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I feel like whoever gives people the advice “follow literally every account on a site to gain followers!!” had no fucking clue how websites work. I never follow back generic “meme accounts” on bluesky. if they have 28k followers it’s because they always are following like 200k people and post the most generic things ever or some shit. It’s bad accounts

I’m making up the numbers but you know the phenomenon. Grabs you by the jaw. You know

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tipping

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Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

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why would they haunt people if theres no profit incentive

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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ahhh ... a good ol' b-team family reunion. i was never able to make it to poker night at the a-team base, but this should do just fine.

i hope my teammates learned how to count or they might be in big trouble ...

💛 live now - B is for Buckshot

(thank you @elliespectacular for the promo image, who is ALSO streaming her perspective (she organized this shit for us so u better go watch))

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no body talks about the fact that that puppy was a complete dogshit beatboxer