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bumper sticker that says “honk if you love clown girls” with a drawing of a clown girl honking her nose next to it
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Reference sheet for Nell
Nell (She/They)
Transgender, Aromantic, Bisexual
Species: Caribou (reindeer) Age: 30 Hair color: Green teal Eye color: Black Height: 5'6" - 6' with ears Favorite color: Purple Job: Forklift operator Hobbies: Video editing, puppets, music remixing
Notable features: Spiky hair, fuzzy V-shaped black antlers, oblong "line" eyes, heart-shaped purple lipstick, glasses, purple turtleneck dress top, green teal knee-length shirt, black dress belt with a white pansy flower belt buckle, and black boots with purple soles.
At the end of their arms, Nell doesn't have hands or paws or cloven hooves. They are "accursed hockey puck horse hooves." Nell can effortlessly hold and use things like any human with hands using a combination of cartoon logic and dark magic - unless it would be funny that she can’t.
It's unclear what is at the end of Nell's legs. She refuses to take off her shoes so there is no way to know for sure.
Nell is a distinct character from Ellie Spectacular. Obviously there is a lot of unabashed self-insert overlap but she is her own thing with her own traits and history.
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btw. does anyone want to burst into tears with me
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Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said
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commissions | bsky | twitch | youtube | discord | patreon
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There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.
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Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.
"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."
"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."
They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.
"He's one of them transgenders."
"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."
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Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want
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okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will
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Stoat in his winter coat, Kodiak, Alaska
krisluckphoto
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mutual aid request
can i get a hand so i can afford groceries? about $300 of bills are gonna hit in two days and i can't afford to pay those, not to mention food. my commissions are open if you would like something in return for the kindness- i'll happily draw something in return for even a couple bucks
thank you all for your continued kindness
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STREAM TONIGHT. Ignore my mice please
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