#Dying of laughter

[ravendruid]

Matthew Mercer and Omar

[0oxalieno0]

Reading over the ATSV script and seeing just how thirsty the writers are over Hobie, is absolutely hilarious.

It’s extra funny when you Ctrl-F the word ‘hot’ and only find it when used to describe Hobie + once when Jess talks about her husband.

[shortandintroverted]

I cant express how much I want to do this, but unfortunately, I have parents

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

"You keep creeping away like Scooby-Doo!"

[tinyperson00]

dude my engineering teacher is the saving grace of this class

we finished presentation early so he had us do an assembly line to put tennis balls under our chairs.. these were the names he gave for the jobs 😂 the 'ball slammers' 'chair condom removers' 'ball glueing' and 'chair bouncer'

LITERALLY DYING OVER HERE BECAUSE HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING TOO-

I have like 20 boys including the teacher in this class and 4 girls including me... so you can imagine how this turned out

dude this teacher is literally the only thing keeping my sanity in this class- he's so funny with whatever he's doing

[briry18]

When it's late and you get random dub ideas...

~Anybody else notice that Riddle acts just a little more his age when Azul is around?

Canon Azul: Smart and serious business man

Canon Riddle: Straight A student with knowledge well beyond his years.

Fanon Azul: Tweedle A

Fanon Riddle: Tweedle B

[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

I know I'm not the only one highly amused practically wheezing at these other Fandoms/People going

Where the fuck did the Ninjago fandom come from?!

With the red and green poll

[idkimtiredanddumb]

A concept : the foxes. playing Just Dance.

[currentlyeatingrocks]

I was a bad girl, I did some bad things

I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing

It never happened, it was a secret

Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it

Another late night, another crazy mood

And I didn't think twice what it would do to you

I was a wild child, you always knew it

It was a matter of time before I blew it

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat

Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist

Karma's a bitch

And she's with you right now

She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)

Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring

But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)

And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)

Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)

I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)

Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)

And she's with you right now

karma's a bitch

(Whoa, oh, oh, oh-oh) karma's a bitch

Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around

Karma's a bitch

And she's with you right now

And when I lay me down to sleep, it's not your body next to me

This lonely room feels so empty, just me and my regrets

And cold blue eyes look back at me, the mirror has no sympathy

Karma's a bitch (karma)

Karma's a bitch, I should've known better

My guilts become a symphony that won't let me forget, oh

Karma's a bitch (karma)

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around (oh, whoa)

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)

And she's with you right now

Karma's a bitch

Better be good 'cause what goes around, comes around

And she's with you right now

Unintelligible sobbing

[heyyyitsmegia]

@sunseeking-cryptid this was funny

[helicrazy]

Get fucking back here you little dirty rat, you're going in the tub

"Unless it's a blood bath I'm not interested."

"And look, even if you do clean me off I'll simply go get dirty again. It's a lose-lose for you."

[shortandintroverted]

*wheeze* what the fuck-

[brookiedaaroacecookie]

”does iready cause depression”, aka Brookie dying of laughter for 7 minutes and 26 seconds straight.

sorry if my voice sounds odd, I put a slight filter on it so that my voice isn’t too easily recognizable!

[biggestqiblifan]

We all need a flight attendant like this. She needs a pay raise.

Y'all need to hire her immediately. By doing this, people are actually paying attention.

[possibly-drunk-on-fanfiction]

I'm dying from laughter and I need to take all of my fellow Tomarrymort fans down with me!

The song: I don't want to set the world on fire is the quintessential anthem of simp!Tom/Voldemort. Hands down.

The lyrics fit perfectly.

The song was released in 1941.

There are so many covers of the song you're bound to find one you like.

[effervescentdragon]

The Akira is OUT

PRINTING THIS OUT FOR MY JOURNAL