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req'd by @eris-of-chaos

god just haul me out back why don't you

text: Finally after weeks of procrastination and mere hours of hard work!

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(from The Mitchells vs. the Machines, 2021)

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amateurish first effort

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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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Princess Bride comic for class - sorry for reposting, this is the post-crit fixes version

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The ocean is sentient and she’s a pretty lady with water hair! Trust me, I went to science school.

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"I've been wanting to ask, why does the bird wear a tiny hat?" "I made it for the tiger but the bird keeps taking it." KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025)

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better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

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one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.

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My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

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Got excited about Elwood’s bounty of whiskers until I look at my other rabbits and realized that perhaps they are not so bountiful after all. But I thought maybe someone with an equally unwhiskered beast might be able to appreciate them

they worked so hard to grow these shit ass whiskers

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tom lehrer up in that great big park in the sky, poisoning pigeons for all eternity. peace out king ✌️

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people from california will never know what it's like to be from illinois.

I mean yeah. They can also move there though sometimes.

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Today is the only day you can reblog this