#HOLY SHIT

[jeopardy-official]

What is engineering?

[perfectsoyeggz]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LAB!!!

Pov yarnaby fails to kill the employee:

[oldmama]

[oasisofgalaxies]

NEW DEATH SCREEN FROM THE RELEASE VIDEO. INSANE.

[reallybigsquid]

@henryheartss

If I tell you this is a horror dance number it still won't prepare you. That last move was so terrifying even the judge was like "Let go! Let go!" If you told me they're actually possessed I'd believe you.

The music is a remix of the song Mere Dholna from the Bollywood movie Bhool Bhulaiyya, a remake of the classic Malayalam horror-comedy Manichitrathazhu. It's about a young bride that seemingly becomes possessed of Manjulika, a dancer of the ancient royal court whose tragic death has turned her into a vengeful spirit, one who evokes the wrath of the goddess Durga Kali. In the iconic scene that is repeated across remakes, the groom and his family discover his bride dancing in the dead of night in a manic, disassociative fugue, wearing a moth-eaten dancer's costume and a face smeared in kohl, ash and vermilion. She's hallucinating that she's Manjulika dancing carefree for the court with her lover. The upbeat music is deliberately incongruous with the pathos and creepiness of the scene in reality, especially as it crescendos in the bride's head to the moment when the king decapitates Manjulika's beloved in a fit of jealous rage.

This specific number is by the all-male troupe B Unique, performed for the Indian reality talent contest Hunabaarz. It's a modern fusion based on Bharatnatyam that turns up the creep factor by 200% and is basically a showcase of contortionism and synchronicity. One of the most perfectly choreographed and executed dances I have ever seen. Truly incredible!

The group is still taking their work across the world's talent shows. And yes, that guy is hypermobile enough to turn his head like an owl.

[kruppantsweekly]

week 5

two-faced

[mrsillaynillay]

AHHH MY OTHER REANIMATOR KEYCHAIN CAME INN !! ITS SO FUCKING COOLL. sorry my photos aren't great quality 😢😕

{ syringe keychain made by @phoneyotc !!}

I'm soo happy omg ,my reanimator collection is growing slowly but surely :']

[internetgreatesthits]

WTF

[zoanzon]

the white house is now so right wing, the GOP turtle man is by default on "our side." Trump's only response to this so far is to insinuate he's lying about the polio. Classy!

[liveblogsandthots]

IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE JEREMY AND ANDREW FUCKED

[gamerbot-22]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

HEY. HEY. OKAY SO I ROLLED RATIO FOR THE DAILY FICLET TODAY, RIGHT? AND I DON'T HAVE HIM IN MY PARTY SO I HAVE TO READ HIS CHARACTER STORIES ON THE WIKI.

THIS IS FROM THE THIRD ONE, IT'S COMING FROM A FORMER ASSISTANT

HEY VERITAS??? HEY BUDDY???? THE FUCK IS THIS?????

[cuppedout]

man what do you tumbligs want ,,,,, here's shadow

[binglebongle-ticketyboo]

UGHHHHHHHHHH STOP. WAIT. IM GONNA CRY. NO

ABANDONED CREATURE(s)

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TODAY

[stinkybrowndogs]

I can draw dogs fine and dandy up until I have to achieve something semi realistic and then it’s like I’ve never seen a dog in my life

[storywonker]

They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

[jottingprosaist]

Lately I've seen a lot of people using "Star Trek ending" as a shorthand way of saying "cheesy 60s ending where all the characters get together and laugh at some shitty one-liner until the freezeframe in order to wrap things up with a neat breezy bow" and, well. They're not wrong... but that's only half the episodes.

The other half of the episodes end with you staring at the TV in haunted existential silence because the story's thesis was "Don't delude yourself that waging war with technology is any less brutal than committing murder with your bare hands. You are a mortal and an animal like any other and if you think you have a justified reason to kill you had better be prepared to face your enemy, and recognize him as an intelligent equal, and smash in his skull with a rock."