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So in sports, it's possible for particularly skilled players to pull off unprecedented moves such that the entire sport's rulebook has to be updated to accommodate.

A player pulls some ridiculous move and everyone is in a flurry of "is this allowed?? Does this count?? Should we make this an illegal move??? Should it be a legal move??? What do we do about this, hurry before other players try to copy him!"

I'm aware of it happening once for basketball (though I don't recall the specific game changing event).

Anyway, Andrew Joseph Minyard is the first goalie to score a point for his team. Someone tries to score on him and he shoots that shit all the way into the other goalies zone and that shit lights up red. The game practically stops moving, the crowd is quiet for all of two heart beats before everyone fucking loses their shit. The stadium is shaking so hard might as well register as a small earthquake. Rulebook gets consulted expeditiously. Due to it not being referenced at all as a possibility, it's not technically an illegal move. Andrew's point stands.

They make that shit illegal thereafter, though. Making Andrew not only the first goalie to score a point across the field, but the last.

It puts him in the hall of fame.

It also gets him laid.

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Andrew was such a yapper when he was on his meds I like to think that when Neil and him get comfortable in their relationship he goes right back to yapping 24/7

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The funniest and greatest part of trc was going from blue’s pov (poly and raised in a commune) to ronan’s pov (catholic and insane). One chapter blue is like me and the boys are all in love with each other, the concept of having one true love is limiting because loving someone now doesn’t negate the love you might feel for someone else in the future, i can kiss my friends and be attracted to them without anything changing between us and next chapter you have ronan going if after i die my boyfriend likes someone else more than me or even the same amount as me i’m dreaming a bomb and blowing us all up.

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Art by Grady Frederick

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andreil meet cute where andrew is a wizard and has a successful curse business (nonfatal but willing to maim for the right reason/price) and someone random is like "hey i need u to curse this asshole in my statistics class for me bcus we have an exam next week and i cant take another one of his stupid cocky smirks after getting an A" so andrew is like okay sure whatever, ez peasy. except he shows up to the cursee's dorm and it's warded to hell and back? what the fuck what kind of nerd wards their college dorm room against evisceration spells AND disappears only ur left sock spells?

so andrew is obviously Very Intrigued and gives up on his plan to break in and just knocks, except the most gorgeous man he's ever seen answers the door AND he's glaring at andrew like he can kill him with his eyes (which the quality of those wards? yeah maybe he can...). anyway andrew falls in love at first sight, and his first words to neil are "what the fuck is wrong with you"

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Jean being vividly reminded of his post cards and magnets and just being glad Jeremy has someone else who cares enough to try and fix something seemingly silly he cares about with him

Barkbark getting torn in half and Jeremy being upset so Jean painstakingly tapes him back together even tho he hates him

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Ah that explains it I would never dare set foot in that hellhole

Sometimes when I post on here I feel crazy. Like when I said Jean wasn’t submissive and idk where ppl got that from everyone was like what are u talking about. WHO is calling him submissive. Or when I said his instinct is fight. And u guys were like . Who is saying otherwise. Or when I said he’s not a twink. And u guys were like. Well , obviously. But I swear on my LIFE I’ve seen these takes. More than once. Repeatedly. In fact those were the only takes I was seeing ever. Are u guys just sticking to canon and not obsessing over every perception of him in every corner of the internet. How r u guys doing this. What is ur secret. I’ve been going nuts

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rereading aftg and it’s like. i’m as oblivious as neil. how the hell did these two absolute and utter assholes end up together and why are they the best relationship depicted in literature

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My guy the only person I’ve seen call Jean submissive is queen Kevin day himself

Sometimes when I post on here I feel crazy. Like when I said Jean wasn’t submissive and idk where ppl got that from everyone was like what are u talking about. WHO is calling him submissive. Or when I said his instinct is fight. And u guys were like . Who is saying otherwise. Or when I said he’s not a twink. And u guys were like. Well , obviously. But I swear on my LIFE I’ve seen these takes. More than once. Repeatedly. In fact those were the only takes I was seeing ever. Are u guys just sticking to canon and not obsessing over every perception of him in every corner of the internet. How r u guys doing this. What is ur secret. I’ve been going nuts

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kevin day and his heterosexuality will never be famous to me

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rip neil josten u would've loved unitedhealthcare ceo shooter

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Headcanon that Agent Browning has an exy-obsessed kid who thinks Neil Josten is the coolest thing since sliced bread and won’t shut up about him

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So who asked for another soc med au🥰🥰 (im debating whether i should do a perfect court edition)

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this is insanely Kevin coded I fear

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this is so stupid but i had to make it

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look at me Jean-Yves