#Dick is still robin
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Dick bored in class thinks loudly: Are there any mind riders here?
Danny thinks back: Yeah, hi.
Dick: *Falling out of his desk with a shriek*
Teacher: Mr. Grayson! If you are going to disrupt this class one more time, I'll have you thrown out!
Dick: Sorry, sorry. *sits in desk mentally shouting* Who are you!? What information have you stolen from my mind!?
Danny: Whoa, calm down there, Robin. You were the one who asked. I thought you already knew about me.
Dick: How could I possibly know about you!?
Danny: You literally lit candles for me yesterday. You said this lovely prayer, too, though I couldn't understand it
Dick: I lit candles for the dead homeless kid i found- oh. You're a ghost.
Danny: In a way.
Dick: Did the light not guide you home? Should I light more candles?
Danny: If you like. What's that about anyway? The candles?
Dick: It's a Romani tradition. Ussually, the candle is light on your death and kept on until the funeral, but I found you too late, so I just made a circle.
Danny: That's so sweet. Thank you for including me in your people's way.
Dick: Of course. Are you haunting me now?
Danny: *Literally sitting behind him in class* One could say that yes.
Dick: Cool. What's your name?
Danny: Call me Phantom.
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Dick is still robin#but hes anout to outgrow it#Danny is a homeless kid#He has a Gotham Academy Scholarship and no social life#He is invisible there#One of his powers is communication with Death Touch peps. Robin almost dies on the daily#I left my laptop charger at work lets pray my siblings have one or i cant write this break#death defying
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i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#idw sonic#dc x sonic#batfamily#batman#jason todd#dick grayson#dc robin#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#sonic crossover#this was rushed af and dumb i've been sick with flu and forced to do my finals these past few days help#I STILL HAVE IDEAS ESPECIALLY WITH SHADOW AND JASON#vitamimesea art#duke thomas
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It terrifies Bruce, a little, that the first time Batman and Robin pull up to a mauling victim, Robin is acutely calm.
The girl is young, and Batman and Robin were made known to the scene pretty quickly as Batman scares off the dog with a taser.
Despite being the adult, he balks a little at how well Dick handles the toddler in front of him.
Later on, when the girl is seen by paramedics and the mother is finally calmed after being assured that the only physical damage present would be some scarring on her left leg, Bruce takes Dick out for ice cream for being so brave.
Then again, Dick was the one to threaten death upon his parents' murder at the ripe age of 9.
But the incident is filed away, deep in the archives of the BatComputer.
Dick is much older, and has seen much more, but he's still calm when one of his brothers is half-torn apart by a shark on an impulsive surfing trip with their hero friends.
Everyone is panicking because as much as they'd loathe to admit, seeing something that gory is so completely different than being in costume (because being in costume means they're at the very least prepared).
But Dick is calm, and his first aid more immaculate than ever.
When someone asks him about it, how he can stay so calm, he's suddenly 7 again.
He's 7 again and watching his Uncle-not-really-uncle getting mauled by one of the sick tigers. He's watching as his father rushes to help and calms the crowd down.
When he asks his father why he was not scared, he receives this.
"I was terrified for my friend, but panic makes your hands shake, makes you slow. He did not need my fear, he needed me."
Dick tells them that.
#batman#dc comics#dick grayson#bruce wayne#fic writing#batfam#dc robin#first robin#nightwing#tim drake#but not really because hes not mentioned#its just implied#lowkey a fic rec but only the shark bit because i was running out of mauling ideas#still its a good fic go check it out#Baby There's a Shark in the Water by TimDrakeIsMyPatronus#fic rec
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actually the idea that Dick, the eldest, the only one who ever wore the cowl long term, the only one who raised a Robin on his own, is also the only one who can successfully, perfectly replicate that barked ROBIN! in Bruce's voice? the only one who can pull that exact tone from the depths of his soul, to the point where his voice is identical, so identical that old Robins like Jason are obeying before their minds even realize their bodies are moving? that Dick is the only one, has always been the only one, who can channel Bruce's voice? can channel Batman himself? I am going feral
#rambles#after that last panel reblog#yes I know there's the trope where all the batkids say ROBIN#but what if dick was the only one who could ever convincingly say that#what if from everyone else it was always a little off#still recognizable but#dick sounds like Bruce#or does bruce sound like dick?#it's the whiplash of hearing your own father's voice come from your chest okay#because you two are closer than anyone can ever understand#even if you don't want to be#his voice is THERE#and you know it like your own#batman#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#it doesn't belong to you but it's YOURS okay#jason todd#red hood#robin#batfam#batkids
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Nightwing and Robin Jason: On your mark, get set g-
Batman: No
Nightwing: No? No, what? You don't even know what we're doing?!
Batman: You two were about to try and race across the rooftops
Nightwing: And? We do it all the time
Batman: And, they're covered in ice from freezing rain
Robin Jason: So? We fought Mr. Freeze last week, and we're still alive
Batman: [glares]
Dick: Ugh, fine. We won't have ANY fun
Batman: [turns around]
Nightwing:
Robin Jason:
Nightwing and Robin Jason: [glance at each other]
Nightwing and Robin Jason: [whispering] Go
[Both start running]
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[Later]
Dick: [sitting on the couch with his ankle in a cast] Consequences, gotta be my top three least favorite parts of my actions
Jason: [sitting next to him with his arm in a cast] Big brothers, gotta be the top three worst people to listen to when they say they have a fun idea
Dick: You're just grumpy because YOU fell down first
Jason: [hits him with a pillow]
#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#nightwing#robin#robin jason todd#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#batbros#batboys#batkids#batdad#oh the irony of “we're still alive”
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still thinking about this whale sign i saw in cologne's old town....
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Based off this post. funny doodles i took too seriously.
#dick grayson#teen titans#dc comics#tt03#"tt03 robin is too serious to be dick OH YEAH? he may be edgey but he's still got that goofball energy underneath all that teenage edge ok#punnifulart
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Bruce, who has a problem expressing emotions because he was teased for them in school as the "crazy Wayne kid"
Bruce, who used to clutch Alfred at night and wet himself due to his nightmares.
Bruce, who got flashbacks till his mid-twenties everytime he walked down an alley.
Bruce, who would hug a weeping Dick Grayson and stay with him until the night terrors were over, humming a soft lullaby that Bruce's mother sang for him
Bruce, who hardened his mouth and his life to keep the anger in check after Jason, because he knew if he didn't every criminal would pay.
Bruce, who sees Damian chopping up shrubbery and thinks "I was far worse as a child inside, it's a good thing he's letting it out"
Bruce, who can't walk by a homeless child in the street without calling his special Wayne Foundation liaison (who he keeps on speed dial) and asking her to find "one more spot"
Bruce, who sees Selina petting kittens and robbing the rich and thinks "if I could have had a life with her, that would have been nice"
Bruce, who looks at Cass' x-rays and sees her knit bones and swears to god he will break the bones of whoever's responsible for her upbringing
Bruce, who gives Tim projects that he himself can do faster because he sees attention-starved Tim trying to please him
Bruce, who looks at Clark smiling and thinks of what he can buy for his birthday to make him smile just like that.
Bruce to his parents in their graves after not being able to catch a criminal: I'm sorry. I've failed you. I'll try harder.
People who don't know Bruce: why is that man so unfeeling.
Bad DC writers: idk just that way i guess
#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#dick grayson#cassandra cain#robin#red hood#jason todd#tim drake#red robin#batman family#batfamily#batkids#batgirl#damian wayne#black bat#orphan#original post#dc fanfiction#rant post#batman headcanon#batfam headcanons#angst#feelings#All this is kinda canon but I don't have references for each one. Still I'd appreciate it if someone could find them and link them#TL;DR: I'm lazy#original
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Post patrol family game night goes awry ...
Meme reference under cut
#dreamer doodles#gintama batfam#batfam#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake#robin#robin iii#still don't know how i feel about this one#just glad to have another WIP done#bruce and dick can't help getting competitive#tim's just happy to be there :3c
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Batman regularly conducts performance evaluations/reviews for all the justice league members on an annual basis
Someone in the league, probably Hal or Barry, brings up how unfair it is that none of the robins have to go through it, when it's the most daunting thing ever. So now, the batkids have to go through mandatory performance reviews too
Bruce: The audit team says the budget this time was way higher than the last?
Tim, who's laundering an entire batmobile: We just needed extra snacks to feed the bats in the cave
Bruce: They suddenly needed more food?
Tim: Actually the previous bats all adopted new baby bats. Cause they're all like you, you know?
Bruce, trying not to cry: okay
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Bruce: The record says you broke the 'no gun rule' fifty times in the past month.
Jason: Damn just fifty?
Bruce: That's not acceptable
Jason: What are you gonna do, fire me? Your poor posthumous son?
Bruce:
Jason: That's what I thought, see you at dinner
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Bruce: In the medical record, all your injuries are listed as 'nunya'. Care to elaborate?
Dick, hitting a pose: Nunya business
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Bruce: How would you rate yourself and your performance on a scale of 1-5?
Cass, trying to sound professional: 4.8
Bruce, concerned: Why did you deduct the 0.2? Self-esteem is important. You're getting a five, review over
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Bruce: What would you like to say about your repeated-
Duke: I'm severely understaffed, you know? As in, i literally work my shift alone, so
Bruce: Fair enough, I apologize, you may leave
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Bruce: In your own words, please explain why we should keep you around for another year
Damian, having to deal with this right after a long patrol: I'm your blood son. Would you fire me? Firing Richard as Robin wasn't enough?
Bruce:
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Bruce: What would you say your biggest flaws have been, while working this year?
Steph, experienced in these cause of her service jobs: I cared too much. And I worked too hard.
Bruce:
Steph: Can't forget I'm also too good at my job.
#the audit team in the first one is just babs btw#Dick: And i still haven't gotten my severance package from when you fired me yk#Steph: wait who's doing your performance review#Bruce: Alfred and Babs did. they declared me unfit to work ahead without mandatory rest#steph: are you gonna rest then?#bruce: no#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#batman#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#batfamily#nightwing#red hood#red robin#robin damian#signal dc#batfam headcanons#batfamily headcanons#batfam shenanigans#incorrect batfam#dc comics#dc#batman shitpost#batman comics
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Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.
People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.
Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.
"Dick, get down."
"Make me."
"Get down or you're grounded."
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batman#robin#dc comics#my ramblings#sometimes Bruce doesn't even know how Dick got where he is#he looked away for a second and now Dick is in the ceiling#of course Dick doesn’t get down because he knows the threat is empty Bruce is using his “tired dad” voice not his “disappointed dad” voice#really different for a Batkid you can still get away with a lot with the “tired dad”
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*plays slipping through my fingers by ABBA*
This was made for this tumblr post I made a while ago.
#complicated family dynamics#my beloved#they grew up side by side#thats his son#his best friend#his first kid#and despite everything#they still love each other#so much#i just want to draw them happy#fanart#batfam#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#bruce wayne#batman#the first robin#batman and robin#my art
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Tim: *dies* Stephanie: Timer starts now! When do you think he’ll be back? I say two months Damian: Bullshit. One month Dick: nah, half a month Bruce, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TIM JUST DIED! Jason, scratching his chin in thought: One week
#it doesn't matter how often this happens bruce is still devastated anytime his kids (temporarily) die#the others are upset but they just cope with humor of course#also they all know out of all of them tim is definitely not going to stay down#especially when he's got open case files#incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#dcu#batfamily#tim drake#red robin dc#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#red hood
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League members discussing meeting Robin at work:
"Compared to Bats, Robin was a total sweetheart. Ball of sunshine."
"Man, must've been a good day then, the kid I met was a real anklebiter. He pulled out a sword and everything."
"Anklebiter is harsh, the sweet boy I met barely said a word, he just kept asking about Themyscira and the lasso."
"He? I met a blonde girl."
"No, no, black haired boy with blue eyes. We're talking about Robin."
"Yeah same here, blue eyed and tanned."
"Pretty sure he had green eyes. And talked fancy. And kind of scolded me for time travelling."
"The child I met was paler than the moon."
"I'm telling you I met a girl, and she was Robin."
"Well... either we're all wrong or we're all right."
So they arrive at the conclusion that Bats has a shape-shifter for a kid.
#Not particularly original#however still amusing#They conveniently forget how many years have passed between interactions#And also forget that people can have the same“hero” name#Batman#Batfamily#dc robin#like Red Hood (there was another red hood before that)#Bruce Wayne#Dick Grayson#Jason todd#Damian Wayne#Tim Drake#Stephanie brown#This came to me in a fever dream#jla#justice league
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I just think it would be funny if Dick became a viral news story when he moved to Blüdhaven because of record breaking enrollments in the YMCA gymnastics program after he became an instructor
#dick grayson#nightwing#DC#DC universe#batfam#robin#batman#my art#still trying to find a way to draw him that I like#yall know I draw him different every time
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Siblings!!!!
(semi cleaned up some sketches I had lying around)
#I love them very much so have my take on them (?)#sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who prefers the robins to have more subtle differences in design#as in... similar-ish but still very much distinguishable!#dick grayson#nightwing#cassandra cain#jason todd#red hood#batman#batfamily#dc#flon#flonflonflon#flonart
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