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Pull a major arcana from this picker wheel!

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Deadmaidclub thoughts on leonardo kuwata

i think hes fun if you really think about him but as hes presented in the game... yknow. another early death so not exactly primo character development. one of my oomfs wrote a fic where he was in a comically toxic relationship with junko and i honestly started responding to this forgetting that wasnt a canon thing.

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deadmaidclub … does rantaro still have that hold on you

i couldnt tell if this was a request or not but i just did him for another req so just a little doodle. also im sad to tell you but i dont know if he ever truly had a hold on me. to me hes like. a starting concept of a cool character i think v3 was too obsessed with its own idea of killing him off for shock value to really give him substance

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at work someone was yelling at me over the phone over literally nothing so my coworker said put them on speaker and yelled back at them for me and in that moment ive never felt more admiration for a woman

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people with adult siblings: have you met most of their close friends?

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having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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i thought getting into star trek was truly the nerdiest i could get but then i started reading batman comics im fucked

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Oh great Deadmaidclub from the hit website tumbrl, can you do more Hiyoko and Ibuki content, also, how are you buddy? in general

also, i already say this i'm your dms but you are my biggest inspiration in art 🧡🧡🧡

heeeey im. stressed a lot recently but in general doing fine. thank u so much it means so much 2 hear <3 heres ur ibuki and hiyoko (very late sorry i went through many sketch ideas)

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Are you friends with any cisgender heterosexual men in real life/not online?

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the place i work at was closed down for 2 days and i was like man i wonder what happened like i have no information but surely its not that bad! my boss has been running a ponzi scheme. living laughing loving life ❤️

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Do you have any siblings who have died?

(Including by mother’s miscarriage)

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So I just now learned about Stagecoach Mary and how have I never heard of this absolute LEGEND of a woman before

She was born a slave and freed when the Emancipation Proclamation was issued (she was about 30)

She was about six feet tall and 200 pounds and once she was free she decided she’d never take shit from anyone ever again

When one of her close friends, a nun by the name of Mother Amadeus, became ill with pneumonia at her convent in Montana, Mary headed alone into the frontier to nurse Mother Amadeus back to health

After Mother Amadeus recovered, she gave Mary a job as the foreman of the convent. She repaired buildings, took care of chickens, made the long and dangerous journeys into town for supplies, and did other odd jobs.

She could drink most men under the table, and one saloon offered five bucks and a free shot of whiskey to any man who could take a punch to the face from Mary and remain standing. 

She was once said by a local paper to have broken more noses than anyone else in Montana

She was outspokenly Republican, which at this time was the liberal party in America, and would get into political debates with the more conservative townsfolk

One time a man insulted her outside the saloon so hit him in the face with a rock, and only stopped when other cowboys held her back.

On one supply run into town, her wagon overturned and the horses fled. Mary spent all night single-handedly fending off a pack of wolves with her guns before she righted the heavy wagon by herself and tracked down the spooked horses. The only thing lost in the accident was a jar of molasses.

She lost her job at the convent when she got into a gunfight with a male employee who did not want to take orders from a black woman. She reportedly shot him in the ass, which angered the local bishop.

After losing her convent job, Mary spent a brief time running a restaurant, where she welcomed and served all comers

When a job for a mail carrier opened at the local US Post Office, Mary got the job because she managed to hitch six horses to a wagon faster than any of the male candidates

She was sixty at the time

This made her the first black woman mail carrier, and the second woman mail carrier in US history

When the snows were too deep for the horses to manage the long and dangerous delivery routes, Mary would strap on snowshoes, put the bags of mail on her shoulders, and do it herself

At one point she apparently had a pet eagle????

She only retired from the mail route when she was about 70 years old, and instead made a quieter living by babysitting and running a laundry business in the town of Cascade

She was a huge baseball fan and often gave the local team a big bouquet of flowers from her garden

The people of Cascade loved Mary so much that they closed the schools annually on her birthday

When a law was passed in Montana that forbade women from drinking in saloons, the mayor of Cascade granted Mary an exemption. 

When her house burned down, the whole town got together to help her build a new one

She continued drinking, fighting, and going to baseball games until she died of liver failure at 82 in 1914

Mary (far right) and the local baseball team

Anyway sorry for gushing I just now heard about her and I’m in love

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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used to always see comic fans complaining about mischaracterization and id be like man you guys are dramatic about this shit isnt the author the one to decide how these guys are. and then i started reading comics and i get it now. some of these guys should never pick up a pen ever again. he would not fucking say that.

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Lying down after a long day of telling Hajime he’s worthless

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had my last day at my old job today and people were sad like omg :( im gonna miss you so bad :( but my roommate who often needs me for transportation also works there so i know im gonna show up tomorrow like hey guys. its me again. the only difference is i cant vape in the back of house anymore.