#Dick Grayson ship

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[arttuff]

pay attention to him NOW

[ashoss]

patrol is fun :DD

[jennrypan]

Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..

Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.

Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!

Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.

Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!

Dick: LET IT GO!

Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!

Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!

Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.

Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!

Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.

Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.

Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!

Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!

Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?

Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.

[starspilli]

resting & fixing. click for better quality!!

now available as a print

[chiyana]

Tim: oh Jason can't kill me anymore Jason: can't???? Tim: if you kill me, it'll be (Red Hood former alias of) the Joker killing (Red) Robin Tim: which means I will have aped every major aspect of your tenure as Robin, and since you'll have killed me, you'll be the one who made me your perfect replacement Jason: ...wh- Dick: okay, wait, getting killed by the Joker is NOT every aspect of Jason's tenure as Robin- Tim: I embezzled a Batmobile from Batman (stealing the Batmobile tires) Tim: I dropped out of high school (never got to finish) Tim: I was hated by the Robin before me (Dick hating Jason) Tim: and my falling out with Batman was based on him thinking I killed someone I didn't when they fell off a building (Bruce thinking Jason pushed Felipe Garzonas off a balcony) Tim: oh! and since Ra's al Ghul wants me alive, I'm reasonably sure he'd use the Lazarus Pit to revive me, so I could take that too! then I can get to work on stealing your identity as Red Hood :) Jason: Dick: Tim: I already took Red Robin :) Dick: ...wh- Jason: Tim, I hate you, I hate you so goddamn much. You are my favorite brother. You are the only Bat I respect and the only one I will ever willingly work with. You are completely insane. You are the best Robin there ever has been or ever will be. What the fuck is wrong with you. I love you. I'm going to shoot you in the leg now. Tim: make sure you miss the femoral artery!

[soranatus]

Nightwing & Red Hood By Jordan Gibson

[aceissomunster]

discowing + jaybin ! press for quality

txtless + ref under the cut

ignore my horrible art please i drew this on ibis paint x with my finger and the soft felt tip pen brush. and my crappy penmanship.

[randomthings505]

I love how we all just connectively solve our shipping issues is just saying "____ has two hands" Like omg

Like for ex:

"Dick is dating Kory!" "No He's dating Wally!"

Dick's got two hands.

"Tim is dating Bernard!" "No! He's dating Connor!"

Tim's got two hands.

"Clark is married to Lois!" "But he's dating Bruce!"

CLARK'S. GOT. TWO. MOTHERFUCKING. HANDS!

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Tim is the first to find out the Red Hood’s identity and from then on sticks to Jason during patrol like glue (much to Jason’s chagrin, dammit, it would feel wrong to beat up Robin when he’s that starry eyed…)

Cue: PANIC from the rest of the Batfamily, who still think Hood is a forty-something year old crime lord and now assume they’re dating.

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

The ring was small and silver with a single emerald embedded in the metal.

It wasn’t something flashy, it probably cost less than the smallest gem from his vault all together.

But it was perfect.

Which made it so heartbreaking to turn it down.

“Dick.. you know me so well.. I wish I could take this ring, i really do.”

Dick was still on one knee in the little apartment, but he put the small box down on the floor as he asked.

“Then what’s stopping you?”

Danny let out a bitter chuckle,

“The US government.”

[incorrectbatfam]

*phone rings*

Dick: Hello?

Slade: I'm inside your house.

Dick: Okay.

Dick: *hangs up*

*phone rings*

Dick: Yello.

Slade: Why did you hang up? Why did you hang up on me?

Dick: If you're inside my house just come talk to me.

Slade: I'm in the closet.

Dick: Oh, you're gay? That's cool.

Slade: No, I'm not gay. I—

Dick: No no no, it's alright. My aunt's gay.

Slade: No, I'm not gay. I'm literally in your closet.

Dick: Wait, really?

Slade: *sinister laugh*

Dick: Who is this?

Slade: Come find out.

Dick: Where are you?

Slade: ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? I JUST SAID I'M IN YOUR CLOSET!

Dick: Oh yeah.

[arttuff]

looking at damian's parents, it might not be too long before another sibling overtakes you, dickie

[garpen]

Gotham Twitter AU Pt. 23

Soft, loving, and tame to balance out the last update 😁

<<Part 22<< Master List >>Part 24>>

[celestialstateofmind]

Bruce:*tucks Dick into bed* Dick: "I love you, Bruce." Bruce: *pauses* "I have a deep regard for you as well, Dickie." ----- Robin!Dick: *pulled an incredibly dangerous stunt on patrol and nearly gave Bruce a heart attack* Bruce/Batman: *just got done checking him for injuries and finally calmed down* "I... I love you, Robin." Robin!Dick: *smiles brightly* "I have a deep regard for you as well, Batman."

[dcobsessionfunnel]

Idk man, it sounded funnier in my head