#Dentist Kyle

[kyleparkwaydentistry]

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[lunarw0rks]

dentist!graves….hearing him saying “open wide for me, sweetheart” in that sexy ass southern accent of his.

bartender!gaz who listens to all your problems, fixing your favorite drinks just how you like it

mechanic!ghost who told you to get rid of your car MONTHS ago but you didn’t listen, you like coming back to him over and over

// warning(s); dub-con // dentist!graves lord, the accent!! for some reason, your appointments are always right before closing, when all the other technicians have left... his gloved hands spend more time on your lips than teeth, caressing and toying with them -- and he has this look in his blue eyes while he does it.

gets jealous if you have bruises on the back of your throat. on the bright side, at least he knows you won't take as much coaching when he eventually has you throat him 😏 and always has the AC up really high at the clinic, so that your nipples are visible ;p

//

bartender!gaz lets you come into the bar after hours, way after last call. especially if you need to vent :( he'll take care of the tab every time, and won't accept your tips. the most protective person, too. it's not a seedy bar -- it's quite nice, actually. he knows the owners, so he had a hand in picking the theme. regardless, that never stops seedy people!!! he will break an expensive bottle over a man's head!!! no fucks whatsoever!!!

all i'm gonna say is you'll have your cheek pressed against the cold bar top occasionally......... take that how you want 🥳

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mechanic!ghost he knows. there's no way he doesn't know. at first, he didn't care. it was your money to burn, not his. until... he started to look forward to the visits. a microscopic scratch or dent, the air pressure of your tires, or worse --- a serious problem with your shitty car.

there's a more selfish part of him that waits for the day you call him, needing his help because you're stranded with a flat or a ruined engine. how horrible would it be, to pick you up? to offer you stay with him, so he can "take you to work"? he did say it would be "easier" -- and there was little chance of you declining. it truly was a good arrangement, and it's abundantly clear that you have the hots for him. win-win.

the only reason he keeps his phone ringer on.

[konigsblog]

doctor!141 where they have nurse!gaz, gynocologist!price, dentist!soap and pharmacist!ghost??

gynocologist!price fucks your tight hole and stretches you out, using a speculum and ruining your pussy by rutting into harshly, gasping and moaning for more and more as he fucks deep and hard into you.

nurse!gaz next door hear all your desperate gasps and mewls, using your mouth while price forces you to look into his intimidating eyes as he talks any issues or any prescriptions you'd get.

pharmacist!ghost who gives you aphrodisiacs and gets you all sticky, after you beg gynocologist!price for his thick dick, you'll suck or simon in the back of the pharmacy, letting him degrade you and finger your full pussy.

dentist!soap who fucks your mouth to calm you down. giving him big doe eyes while he reassures you you'll be alright, easing your fears as he slides down your throat. you always beg for his thick and hard cock in your mouth, sucking on it to calm you down 'til he begins working on your bruised mouth, puffy and swollen lips :((((

dentist!soap was based off a request, credits to that anon for dentist!soap

[greyauras]

Soap being surprisingly very sneaky. He doesn't even try to do it on purpose in casual events (aka when he's not doing it for the job), apparently he walks very light despite trying his best to be the most highly anticipated, most approachable human being there is. Sometimes he just forgets to greet people and thought that he was already loud enough.

Many times he's been smacked in the face by people who didn't hear him come up (he never realizes that he walks up too close). This resulted in many chipped bottom teeth. (Hello mouth guards)

It's happened several times accidentally but it eventually became purposeful to use this skill against Price any time he's alone, who originally thought that he did it on purpose.

Gaz has always anticipated him, he admits it got him the first few times but soon realized that Soap WASN'T doing it on purpose. Therefore any time Soap is lingering around his shoulder like a freak he gets his balls grabbed. Maybe that'll teach him to say "hello".

Ghost...does not like this. Does not like it at all. This is Ghost's thing. Nothing scares Ghost, but Soap PURPOSELY sneaking up on him and then being HAPPY to see him? Makes no sense? Why is he sneaking?

Ghost petitions that he wears a bell around his neck. Like the jingling cat ones. But Soap walking around with a jingling collar in stride of finally being heard causes a new "problem" for Ghost…

[forestshadow-wolf]

141 at the dentist

Simon is fine. It's not his favorite thing in the world but he's had enough cracked and/or broken teeth to know his way around a dentist. It's just a part of being a lieutenant under captain price. The man is a damn mother hen.

Which brings us to soap. He HATES the dentist with a passion. It's not even like he has bad hygiene. He has excellent hygiene. He brushes, flosses, mouthwash, the whole sh-bang. But no matter where he goes they always talk to him like he's a child, or they talk over him. Plus they ask questions and then shove their fingers in your mouth, like how are you supposed to answer then. Also where the hell is he supposed to look when they're face is directly over his face, like is he suppoed to stare into their eyeballs ???

Gaz does that thing where he keeps licking the dentist's fingers while they're cleaning... it's awkward for everyone

Price honestly has no problems at the dentist. He's friends with his dentist.

[voxpeople]

Phil Foden Leaves England Camp to Attend Daughter's Dentist Appointment

England forward Phil Foden has left the team's Euro 2024 camp to join his daughter for her six-month dental check-up, the FA has confirmed.

Questions have been raised over how the added travel will effect Foden's form, the 24-year-old having previously left the team for the birth of his third child. However, he is expected to return to train with the team ahead of their next match against Spain on Sunday.

[thebluestbluewords]

I both love and hate that I’m getting attached to my OC who only exists only because I needed an additional non-royal sports bro to serve as an outsider perspective for the terrible college fic I’m only halfway writing.

His name is Kyle, his most used piece of dialogue is “bro”, and he’s failing chemistry class.

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

And what if I said it’s time for the story climax? What if I leaned into the absurdity Very Hard? What if all we got after this is the exceedingly precious healing arc?

Yup, here’s A Song To Fix What’s Wrong, chapter ten of In the Truly Gruesome

[dentistatplumcreek]

Tips for Maintaining Oral Health Between Dental Visits

Life whisks us away, and dental appointments often fall victim to the whirlwind. But fear not, fellow smile advocates! Maintaining excellent oral health doesn't require a calendar synced with your dentist's. By incorporating simple yet effective habits into your daily routine, you can bridge the gap between appointments and strut into your next checkup with pearly whites beaming with pride.

Brushing Bonanza: The Twice-Daily Ritual

Think of brushing as a superhero duo: fluoride toothpaste and a soft-bristled brush team up to vanquish plaque and bacteria, the arch-enemies of healthy teeth and gums. Aim for two minutes of vigorous brushing, morning and night, focusing on all tooth surfaces, the gum line, and even that sneaky tongue that harbors pesky bacteria. Remember, brushing too aggressively can damage your gums, so be gentle yet thorough.

Flossing Force: Battling the Plaque Between

Brushing can only reach so far. Enter the floss, your trusty interdental warrior. Once a day, weave that magical thread between your teeth, scraping away plaque and food debris that your toothbrush can't reach. Don't be afraid to hug the curves of your teeth—a gentle yet firm approach is key. And if traditional floss feels like a tangled mess, consider floss picks or water flossers for an easier, no-less-effective clean.

Hydration Hero: The Power of H2O

Water isn't just your body's best friend; it's your mouth's superhero in disguise. Sipping throughout the day washes away food particles and plaque, keeps your mouth moist (dry mouth is a breeding ground for bacteria), and even strengthens your tooth enamel. So ditch the sugary sodas and embrace the power of plain old water—your smile will thank you.

Dietary Defender: Choosing Smile-Friendly Foods

What you eat plays a major role in your oral health. Sugary treats and acidic foods create a feast for cavity-causing bacteria, while crunchy fruits and vegetables act like natural toothbrushes, stimulating saliva production and helping scrub away plaque. Choose wisely, and remember, moderation is key even for healthy foods.

Sweet Dreams for Your Smile: The Nighttime Routine

While you slumber, your mouth doesn't stop working. Saliva naturally bathes your teeth, neutralizing harmful acids and fighting bacteria. But if you have sleep apnea or snore, your mouth might dry out, creating a breeding ground for bad breath and cavities. If you suspect sleep issues, consult your doctor or dentist. They might recommend a special mouthguard or other solutions to keep your smile protected while you catch some Zzz's.

Bonus Tip: Embrace the Power of Prevention

Regular dental checkups and cleanings are like Kryptonite to oral health woes. Your dentist can spot potential problems early, offer targeted solutions, and keep your smile shining bright. So, schedule your appointments diligently and don't hesitate to reach out if you experience any dental concerns between visits.

Remember, a healthy smile isn't just about aesthetics; it's a gateway to overall well-being. By incorporating these simple tips into your daily routine, you can maintain exceptional oral health between dental visits, paving the way for a lifetime of confident smiles. And if you're ever in doubt, seeking guidance from a trusted Dentist in Kyle is always the best course of action. They'll be your partner in crime-fighting against dental woes, ensuring your smile remains a beacon of radiant health.

So, brush, floss, hydrate, and choose smile-friendly foods. Your commitment to these simple habits will empower you to conquer the gap between dental visits and reveal a smile that's not just healthy, but truly dazzling.

[crustmanthedog-barks]

okay i have been waiting at the dentist for an hour now. what is the fucking point of having an appointment

[incorrectbatfam]

How do the members of the Batfam announce their engagement?

Dick: Guys, I have an announcement.

Stephanie: This better be worth interrupting my waffle time.

Dick: Wally and I are engaged!

*crickets*

Stephanie: Can you pass the syrup?

———————

Kate: You better not wear that to my wedding.

Bruce, tying his tie: Wedding? Are you even engaged?

Kate: *picks her nails, smiling*

Bruce: No way.

Kate: Mhm. Asked Renee last night.

Bruce: What'd she say?

Kate: What do you THINK she said, dumbass?

———————

Tim: Toss me the Riddler file.

Bruce: *grunts*

Tim: Also I'm engaged to Bernard.

Tim: And Kon.

Tim: And Bart felt left out so we included him in too.

Bruce: *grunts*

———————

Barbara: Not to break the fourth wall, but I know how to end this ship war for good.

Barbara: *turns to Kory*

Barbara: The courthouse closes at five. If we leave now we can make it in time to get married.

Kory: I have a dentist's appointment. Can we go tomorrow?

Barbara: Sure, engaged for a day and married by tomorrow. But we have a tight schedule.

Steph: That sounded fun. Hey Cass, wanna do the same?

Cass, shrugging: Sure.

Kate: What in the U-Haul did I just witness?

———————

Bruce: Selina Kyle, will you marry me?

Selina: Yes, I will.

Dick, from the rafters: Whoo!

Stephanie, ripping off her disguise: Get it, B-man!

Cass, in the corner: *nods in approval*

Jason, from the floorboards: About damn time.

Tim, behind the lamp: My legs were getting tired.

Damian, inside a plant: This took entirely too long.

Duke, materializing from the shadows: For real though, congrats.

Barbara, via a speaker: This wasn't my idea, just so you know.

———————

Roy: Oh good, you're both here.

Bruce: Yeah, but why?

Oliver: I was wondering that too.

Bruce: Get your own thoughts.

Oliver: Like your signature brood doesn't come from the Grey Ghost end card.

Jason: There's something important we have for you.

Jason: *gets down on one knee*

Jason: Roy Harper, will you do me the honor of pissing our dads off and marrying me?

Roy, tearing up: Oh Jason, of course I will.

———————

Damian during all this:

[kyleparkwaydentistry]

Celebrate World Oral Health Day with Kyle Parkway Dentistry!

Join us in celebrating World Oral Health Day! At Kyle Parkway Dentistry, we're passionate about promoting dental hygiene and raising awareness about the importance of oral health. Take a step towards a healthier smile today and schedule your dental check-up with us. Let's smile brighter together!

[hunnysnoops]

Main Three + Craig with morbid/odd reader

“I want love to change my friends to enemies and tell me how it’s all my fault.”

Stan:

He lets you draw on him but instead of doodling you take a black marker and start to meticulously draw dotted lines and arrows like you’re a surgeon prepping him for cosmetic surgery.

While helping him with farm chores you go into detail about how you can compost and break down a corpse in soil, he just kinda nods along.

You give him tarot readings every week. He thought they were fake and just did it to entertain you until his week played out exactly like you said it would. When he realized he just froze up and went non verbal.

Stan- “Hey, do you have any spells to curse my dad?”

Met him when he was in his goth era.

The two of you were having a moment in the rain when you told him that he should’ve worn shoes with rubber soles in case he gets struck by lightning.

You started writing his eulogy when you were laying in bed together, bro was trying not to freak out. Just spam texted Kyle.

You’re date idea is taking him to an abandoned house.

You guys bonded over music. Now you help him write songs since you’re so used to writing poetry.

Reader- “You’re into music?”

Stan- “Yeah, I guess so.”

Reader- “Have you heard Carnival of the Animals, R. 125: Aquarium composed by Camille Saint-Saëns and performed by Philippe Entremont, Gaby Casadesus, and Yo-Yo Ma?”

Stan- “Can’t say I have.”

Kyle:

Has veiny arms so when the two of you are just chilling you’ll put your finger on one of the veins and start talking about what would happen if you severed it. He’s lowkey interested from a scientific standpoint.

You’ll straddle his hips and pull his lips back to look at his teeth, poking around in his mouth like a dentist. You’re inches apart.

Reader- “Wow, you have beautiful teeth.”

Kyle- “Thank you?”

He’s kinda fascinated by you but also repulsed by some of the things you do/say.

He came to your house and you were butchering your own meat, left right away.

You listen to The Cure together.

When you climb trees to look for birds and squirrels he’ll climb too to help you.

Will get mad annoyed after listening to you say incredibly out of pocket things while he’s trying to focus on something.

He’ll buy you little knickknacks that remind him of you.

Before he got to know you, he talked mad shit.

Sometimes gets super freaked out by your behaviour, you straight up give him the heebie-jeebies.

Reader- “So this is my collection of human teeth.”

Kyle- “All of those are yours, right?”

Reader- “Actually, none of them are mine.” 😁

Kyle- 😨

Kenny:

Sits through horror movies and weird foreign films with you. He didn’t like it at first but he came around and started sourcing out movies he’d think you like.

You took him to a Wicca ceremony and he had the time of his life.

You taught him how to make flower crowns and now he makes them all the time. He likes to give them to Karen.

When he sees something off-putting or creepy he will immediately take a picture and send it to you.

Reader- “Hey, it’s raining. Do you want to go look for earth worms and build a worm colosseum?”

Kenny- “Hell yeah.”

He likes to go for walks in the forest with you, you guys will look for bugs and pick them up or make them houses of leaves and twigs.

He’ll help you wash the skulls/bones you find.

Never really minded that you were weird, he approached you first because he thought you were hot.

He loves when you play with his hair and tie little braids into it.

You guys tried to recreate The Blair Witch Project but failed miserably when you actually got lost in the woods.

You’ll meet up at the graveyard and just sit in the grass while you talk about ghosts and ghouls. Sometimes you’ll walk around and stop at a specific grave and guess how they died.

Reader- “Would you rather be in Cannibal Holocaust or The Poughkeepsie Tapes?”

Kenny- “Erm, I gotta pick The Poughkeepsie Tapes.”

Craig:

Generally goes along with whatever you want to do.

Reader- “Can we go down to the riverbank to pickup fish heads and then eat out their eyes?”

Craig- “Yeah, sure.”

He’ll just watch you roll around in the mud or set little twig piles on fire, he won’t join in but he also won’t interfere.

You’ll talk to Stripe, not in the baby voice that people usually use to talk to animals but your tone will be dead serious like you’re talking to a grown adult.

The two of you will watch true crime documentaries together.

He’ll fuck up anyone who calls you weird or a freak.

When you’re out in public, you’ll point someone out and predict how they’re going to die.

There’s nothing you can do that’ll shock him, he’s unfazed by everything that you say.

Sometimes gets concerned with you around Stripe.

You’ll disappear for hours at a time and he’ll get worried, sending you a million texts then you’ll randomly show up at his door soaking wet or covered in dirt with no warning.

Craig- “Where have you been? You weren’t answering my texts.”

Reader- “I was meeting with a friend of mine who is alive.”

Craig- “Oh, that’s cool.”

Requests are open! I’m working through a couple right now. Thanks to the anon who requested this.

[skippyv20]

Our Prayer List🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Prayers and good thoughts for Liz Roboyna who is 16 yrs old and battling a rare and aggressive tumour.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friends. One friend’s sister and one friend’s cousin. Both have been affected by Hurricane Helene. We pray for all in North Carolina.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend whose husband of 25 years is terminally ill.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend who has had foot surgery and is in my pain. Also has faced trials of emotional, financial stress. Also her husband is not well and having problems with his kidneys.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend. She is having cardiac issues and will be having many tests. Also her blood pressure is very high. Her mother had many heart issues and this has frightened our friend. She is very anxious and scared.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend. She is going through a difficult time. She has had a rough 12 months and is feeling burnt out. She also is dealing with a narcissistic father, and taking care of her elderly mother with no support from family members.

Prayers and good thoughts for Kylee who is missing. It has been months since her mother and grandmother have heard from her. Today is Kylee’s 18th Birthday. We pray Kylee is safe. We pray for her mother and grandmother as they are so worried. (This will remain until we hear Kylee is home safe and sound) June 15 Prayers and good thoughts for our friend’s 22 year old nephew who is struggling with anxiety, depression & panic attacks.

Prayers and good thoughts for The Princess of Wales as she continues her battle. We pray for The Prince of Wales and their children, and Catherine’s family during this time.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend who is suffering from ringing in her ear. It is constant and she can’t sleep. Neither her doctor or dentist can find the cause.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend’s brother who is finally home and who continues his fight with cancer. Our friend and her sister were able to visit with him, and are so very grateful to have had time with him. We pray that their brother will be pain free and that he will be at peace. We pray for his partner and his family.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend’s mother who is feeling a bit confused at this time.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend who is having suicidal thoughts, and having difficulty finding employment. Praying she finds employment soon.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend’s son and husband. Her son has spinal fractures and they don’t know why. Her husband is having issues with his back as well.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend whose husband had a mental breakdown and they are now facing financial hardship. He is bidding on numerous jobs and needs prayers.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend’s oldest daughter. Her daughter is on dialysis now. She did test positive for drugs, and her boyfriend is a known drug dealer. This is of great concern. Mar 27

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend’s treasured son-in-law. He has been diagnosed with esophageal cancer with mets to the liver and lymph nodes throughout his abdomen. He has a very poor prognosis - less than a year, probably just a few months. He is only 48 years old. Our friend is heartbroken, her son-in-law has been in the family for 17 yrs, and he is so very loved. He is scheduled for a PET scan next week.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend’s nephew who is struggling.

Prayers and good thoughts for our friend’s nephew who has been diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis.

We pray for our friend who for 36 years has suffered from a progressive, painful, debilitating neurological illness that has her housebound, and she is tired.  

[hopelesslonelyghost]

kyle “gaz” garrick x DA!fem!reader

i know i promised more angst but i simply can’t get the right words. so here! have this cute lil gaz whip i wrote today 🫶🏻 again, not beta read, sorry for any typos!

this is completely self indulgent because i wish i had gaz as my patient. i also wish i could have my fingers in his mouth

kyle hates the dentist. ever since he was little he hated going. but what child likes going, right? he thought by now he’d grow out of his dental phobia.

but it’s that time of year again and his file needs to be updated and well… he needs to see a dentist.

his previous dentist retired and in his stead, a new doctor took over.

new doctor and new assistants by the looks of it. kyle sat in the lobby, waiting to be called. his leg bounced.

“kyle garrick?”

his head snapped up and now his stomach was fluttering for a different reason. the assistant was pretty.

her eyes crinkled as she smiled at him. pearly whites flashing him. kyle quickly stood up, subtlety trying to gulp without her seeing.

‘damnit, don’t make a fool out of yourself’

you introduced yourself, led him down a short halfway and then stood by a door to the left, motioning with your hand to step inside.

“have a seat kyle, we’ll be getting started shortly.”

after taking a seat and answering a few questions in regards to his health, you tore open a bag with yellow, blue, and red hooks, a gray circle, and two metal arms, one angled at a sharp 90 degree angle. both had two tiny metal tips at the very end.

you giggled.

“don’t worry, i’m just updating your x-rays today. after this, the doctor will come and do your exam. that okay with you?”

you must’ve caught him staring pretty hard at the instruments. kyle nodded at you and gave you a sweet smile.

“perfectly fine wit’ me, love.”

you clicked a few things in the computer behind him and then stood up, grabbing a blue lead apron and coming to stand beside him.

“gonna be a little heavy, okay?” you placed it down gently, “now i’m going to strap this around your neck. lean forward a bit for me…good thank you.” you whispered, right into his ear.

he couldn’t help the goosebumps that littered his arms. pretty and whispering into his ear? yeah, he’ll be thinking about today all night. maybe even all week.

quickly getting to work, you begun his x-rays. quietly asking him to open and close. gently angling his head in whichever way you needed him to. while the instruments and sensor in his mouth felt a little uncomfortable, it all felt worth it when you kept praising him after each beep! of the x-ray machine.

“open….good job… okay, now close. perfect. don’t move.”

he wouldn’t dream of it. he’d get on his knees right now if you asked him to. you already had your fingers in his mouth, might as well, right?

once you were done, you made quick work to get the apron off kyle.

“wow, that was fast.”

you smiled at him, “i try to be a fast as i can. i know getting your x-rays taken isn’t the most comfortable experience.”

you leaned over him for a split second, tying a bib around his neck. kyle was breathing in as you did, catching a whiff of your perfume. you smelled divine. sweetly floral, but not overwhelming.

fuck. you were pretty, empathetic, AND smelled good? yep. suddenly coming to the dentist’s office wasn’t that bad.

soon after, the doctor came in and checked out his teeth. humming and calling out notes which you were rapidly typing into the computer.

“well kyle! everything looks great! not seeing anything wrong in the x-rays or visually. you’re doing a great job. you’ll only have to come back for a cleaning! my assistant here can help you set up an appointment for that.”

the doctor thank you as they walked out. true to their word, you helped him set up at appointment for next week.

“you’re all set for today, any questions before I let you go?”

kyle stood up, “no doll, thank you. you’ve been wonderful.”

you gaped lightly at him, but quickly recovered. you flashed him a bashful smile.

you were so goddamn cute.

you led him out back towards the front and held the door open for him. you waved at him from the doorway as kyle made his way across the lobby and back outside, “have a good week! see you soon.”

kyle chuckled and gave you a two finger salute, “see you soon sweetheart.”

•••

n/a: just a lil disclaimer, not every dental office works the same. every place is different. this is just the way the office i work at does things. obviously i didn’t go into too much detail in regards to treatments bc i would be insufferable and i truly believe from the bottom of my heart that gaz flosses and brushes twice a day religiously. for the sake of fanfics being fanfics, reader isn’t wearing a face mask. realistically she should be wearing one.

DA= dental assistant <3

okay i’m done rambling!

thanks for reading!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Kyle: I wanted to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline

Jason: go ahead

Kyle: tooth hurty

Jason: when is the best time to go to the dentist?

Kyle: you complete me