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beetle juice????? yikes !! ummm i think I’ll stick with APPLE juice if that’s okay with everyone !!!

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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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modern gamers are so fucking toxic i was just playing fetch and she like. gestured like she was gonna throw the ball yeah? but she faked it out! she didn't actually throw the ball! what the fuck! if this is the direction the fetch meta is going i'm switching to tug o war or maybe even run in circles i am done with this community.

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remembering when crunchyroll was a free website and my fist starts to clench a little

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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finished righteous gemstones (soso good i love keefe and kelvin 😭) and started watching the fargo series which is also really good omg

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On Our Backs, Feb/March 1999

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game changer special Grant O'Brien episode: here are some hot people for you to go on vacation with!

game changer special Jacob Wysocki episode: here's 100k dollars because we love you!

game changer special Brennan Lee Mulligan episode: be tormented by the fact that the game is rigged so that you cannot possibly win!

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carter better not fucking cheat on thandiwe newton with that stupid social worker!!!!!!! where tf did daniel dae kim go 😭

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ive been age regressing this whole time but as a precocious and unexpectedly cultured 12 year old boy with only adult friends so you couldnt tell. im very mature i even drink coffee and read at a college level. i don’t want to play with toys with you i’m listening to freeform jazz

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it’s so dangerous when i’m the first at the bar bc when i’m sitting by myself i will just slurp down my double rum and coke

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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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ur art doesn’t need to be perfect!!! it does need to be horny & grotesque tho

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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lying in front of the street cleaner