#Caught you bitch

[fruitsn4ck]

drew Mr. Triangle man.

[crowlixcx]

[steddiealltheway]

Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:

The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)

[vintageskeletons]

that scene in spy x family when anya punched damian but it's sokka and jet from risking it all by @ssreeder

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

somewhat satisfied with this... pretty butterfly man...

[ef-1]

[girl4music]

Eh… Xena has her moments but lesbihonest.

Gabrielle is the jealous one of the two of them.

[dailyhermitdoodles]

[431] the new permit manager

Or as scar said: "hello God! :D"

[navarice]

lady whistledown being absolutely integral to the bridgerton story and plot because she is not just Penelope, she is an entirely different third entity as well. a narrator, an observer, and an audience. she introduces the themes of the season, episodes, and characters. she may be a mere gossipmonger and speculator, but she is a direct fourth-wall link to the viewers/spectators to provide insight to the ton's moments of idiosyncrasy and hubris. she is channeled by penelope but does not belong to her because lady whistledown represents something far more important: the viewers themselves.

[dontfuckingbother]

No one knows shit about Blackbeard and that's why.

To be honest I don't blame Taika for completely giving up from learning anything about the real Blackbeard and making him his own, new character.He was right, you can't find shit about him.

Was his last name teach? Or maybe it was thetch? Or was it Thatch? Or he made it all up? What was his name? We think it was Edward, but was it? That's what he told other pirates that he TOTALLY trusted.

What did he look like? He was scary as fuck, that's all we know. Oh, and he had black beard.

He was not gay for stede bonnet, but he was helping some lame ass loser for no reason and was taking care of him and his ship when he was injured. Oh, and he probably robbed a whole city looking for a medicine, that was probably for Stede. So maybe he was gay.

Oh and he most probably was born in Bristol. But no one he knows tbh. He had a mother. And he had a father (maybe even a step father)( one of them died, and the other one was killed by Ed, or maybe he wasn't).

He somehow got to the Caribbeans. And became a pirate. But that's all we know, basing on a fanfic some dude that we totally can't trust wrote in the 1700's.

[adelaidedrubman]

WHAT KIND OF LOVE ARE YOU?

i was tagged by @katsigian for this uquiz and everyone got so absolutely decimated i simply had to post pass along! (tried my best to italicize applicable/bold super applicable sparingly but everyone just got their ass beat so hard)

LOVE AS A FORCE OF NATURE

your love is like whiplash –– it comes in with the rain, it blows the doors wide open. when you fall in love, it is sudden and hard and immense. it is powerful. it is earth-shaking and world-ending. nature is a force, and that force can be destructive if you're not careful. see how the world is doused in gasoline and set on fire –– your love consumes, your love takes, your love burns. you're hot and cold all at once, a hurricane and a wildfire bound together in skin, and when you're in love, it can feel like it's eating you alive from the inside out. when you love, it is with everything you have because it is everything you have. be careful, darling, because not everyone survives the storm.

LOVE AS A CHOICE

you choose to love. love does not come to you easily, but every day you wake up and choose it. it would be so easy, wouldn't it, to grow cold and callous and grim. but you rise to greet the world, making the conscious effort to find something, anything to love. when you fall for someone, you do not kid yourself of their flaws. instead, you resolve to see them for who they are, mistakes and all and you love them all the same. your love is work, and it does not come easy. your love sweats and toils. it is calloused and sunburned; it bears scars and comes with stories. your love is worn, but it is no less valuable for it. being loved by you is like being loved by a gardener, a mother, a teacher. your love may not always be the simplest, but it is worth the effort.

LOVE AS A FLAW

cowering, your love hides in the dark. in shadows and under cover of night, your love runs from corner to corner, afraid to linger, afraid to be caught. afraid, afraid, afraid of everything. when you fall in love, it is with alarm bells ringing. your love is a mistake, a flaw in the code, a purchase you don’t remember making and desperately want to return. you didn’t ask for this. you didn’t want this. it’s a problem–– your problem ––and you would do anything to pass it off, burn it away, scoop it out of you with bare hands, or carved out with hooked knives before it can destroy you. get it out, just get it out now. you don’t care who you hurt in the process, only that you can’t afford to be hurt first. being loved by you is to be loved by a figment of the imagination. it is to be loved in halves, or not at all.

LOVE AS THE DAWN

pastel, saccharine and hopeful, your love rises slow to greet the day. it tiptoes on doe feet and blossoms bit by bit, petal by petal. love is new to you, isn’t it? a fresh discovery in a world you do not quite understand. your love loves with bated breaths. your love swoons and sighs and lingers under awnings. your love romanticizes. your love aches as tenderly as a bruise. you’re swollen with desire and idealizations. the perfect kiss, the perfect touch, the perfect partner in life. your love is wide-eyed and innocent, naive and pristine and oh, so very easily breakable. being loved by you is to be loved by a child, by a lamb, wooly-eyed and helpless. oh. i really hope it lasts.

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[amanedachi]

tennessine / rookie

Part of LoL Esports Elemental Series.

[mazojo]

Are they,,?? flirting or???? Is this like?,???, a bro thing??,

[pwurrz]

oh i’m sorry kuya what was that?? did i catch you having emotions pertaining to another being?? did you just.. do something for someone else even though you gained nothing positive from doing so?? hm. interesting. very interesting.

[demento-mori]

shut the fuck uppppppp

[gamergirl929]

I think what she meant to say was, it was never my INTENTION to get caught..