#Ha

[nixetra]

@effectedcoin

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

[caliburn-not-calculator]

My coworker: Hey if you ever want I’d love to read some of your writing some time!

Me, flashing back to what I write in general and also wrote the previous day:

o _ o

[nattycat08]

In the name of the father, the son and the satanic nun Bambi🔥💕

[rosy-crow]

They’re like, “Hey guys here’s young Angeal in the first episode of FS2! Isn’t he sweet and adorable? WELL JUST SO YOU FUCKING REMEMBER HERE IS THE CC CHAPTER WHERE HE DIES FUCK YOU.”

Angeal's dies again this Wednesday lol

In other news, we're now officially on the road to FS Chapter 2!

[dramiserable]

Square Enix let them be together pls

[oobbbear]

If Steve and bill have a decent sibling relationship au, I can’t be wrong if canon doesn’t exist

And yes they’re basically my oc now

[goddess-of-silvers]

I know everyone’s mad at Aziraphale right now because of how the season’s ended but I don’t think we’ve talked enough about the fact that Aziraphale has been keeping a diary for centuries (based on the fact the entry we see is from volume 603) and he literally starts his entries with “dear diary, last month Crowley and I both happened to be in Edinburgh”.

[ddeck]

[pearlynia]

*texting*

Regulus: do you ever wanna take your heart out and squeeze the emotionans away and then put it back in your chest so you'll feel less emoticons

James: ...

James: I'm coming over

[terkmc]

Harrison Armory ZHUKOV

High tech Alpha Striker that simply ejects its overheating weapons

Armory Pilot: "The Displacer is glowing with the heat of the sun. Think Tank, help!" Think Tank, billions of manna in RnD later: "Just drop the Displacer, idiot"

[ccccatttta]

sirius being haunted by his little brother, he sees him in his peripheral vision at all times, just to disappear when he turns his head.

can feel the tinkling notes of his voice when he's distracted and can almost feel a brush on his pinky finger, the one reg would hold onto with his own to show comfort.

he sees him when he gets sent to azkaban, and stays with him.

sirius gets the chance to talk to him once, and to his utter despair, his brother can't remember him. regulus is not fully a ghost, because the biggest part of his soul got trapped in the cave with the inferi, it was just a tiny fragment of his self that got attached to sirius, not knowing who he is but sure he used to care so much for him.

when sirius dies, that fragment of regulus helps him find peace, just to never be seen again.

[thedandeliondyke]

Im not arguing with a handsome butch. Whatever you say good boy 🥰

[chlorenw]

take a little break and do some little doodle

[ghostiidasponk]

I felt silly

[thelikesoffinn]

After seeing how Shadowheart, Astarion and Gale correct you when you make a mistake while repeating the Gale resurrection steps, I can't help but imagine building any IKEA furniture with the lot of them.

Tav: *trying to build in peace*

Astarion, with the exasperation of a tired mother while holding the instruction manual: Wrong, darling. That screw goes here.

Shadowheart, sitting on the couch with a glass of wine: No, you donkey. Clockwise is in.

Mr. Let-Me-Explain-This aka Gale: Ah, come on now. You know that we use the long side of the allenkey as a handle because we get a much better grip that way. See? Doesn't that turn much easier now? The science magic behind that is actually quite fascinating, you see, since it ... *continues to explain the invention of the allenkey and its various functionalities*

Tav: