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all said by the first guy:

this is how you defend yourself against bad dreams

okay, so you're in bed alone

that's the first problem

you need to get a strong, able- bodied man in there with you, to be your dream defender

he's gonna wake you up if you start having a bad dream

but how does he know that? he's gonna track your heart rate, okay

so you need to sleep like this (on your side, spooning)

now, what do you do when he needs to sleep?

that's why you take turns

now hold on a sec, i know what you're thinking

there might be a day where you're so tired that both of you just want to sleep

(3rd guy comes in from the opposite side, staring directly into the camera)

i got you covered

'sensei senseless: professional self defense instructor'

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anjotravesso: now i'm pregnant, is this right?

cameron.geller: now you need a pregnancy pillow, i would recommend yet another man

cameron.geller: there's absolutely no reason why you can't do this with more than 3 men

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This guy's psyduck keeps trying to drive the bulldozer

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A Meeting With The Elite Trio: bowser x luigi

Bowser updates his troops on something important, not knowing there's a spy among them

bowuigi halloween event

prompt: transformation

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A Meeting With The Elite Trio (also on ao3)

"-Anyway," Bowser said, "I guess I think Mario's brother is hot now. So next time you fight just don't aim for the face."

The Elite Trio blinked at their boss, trying to wrap their heads around the last 3 hours of conversation. Seeing that his troops didn't have any questions, or just not caring to answer since his word was literally law, Bowser decided to smoothly excuse himself.

"Get back to your stations by the time I'm gone," he grunted, dismissing them with a wave. "I gotta take a piss."

And with that he was gone, heavy footsteps thudding through the door.

"..."

"Well that happened." Sergeant Guy said. "I mean, I think we all kinda knew, but at least he thinks we're important enough to be told in person?"

Private Goomp shrugged as well as a goomba could without shoulders. "All I know is that I owe Goombella 20 coins now."

"When did you get in contact with- hey, Corporal, you ok, man?"

Now that he mentioned it, Goomp could see Corporal Paraplonk's skin had been mushroom red for a while now. "Plonks, do ya need t'see the doctor or somethi-"

POOF!

( °0°)!! ( °O°)!! (/)///(\ )

Ah. Well.

Fuck.

There, in the place the Corporal had been seconds earlier, was Green Stache (what was his real name again??) himself. The plumber was wearing a kitsune outfit, voice muffled as he made noises into his hands. Guy could see his ears getting redder.

Not a moment later, the familiar flaps of the real Corporal Paraplonk could be heard.

"Hey guys, what's up!"

Paraplonk smiled, casually waving at the rest of the Trio and the oddly dressed plumber.

Luigi returned the wave and immediately jumped out a nearby window to freedom.

"Huh," Paraplonk said, looking at the window then back to his friends. "What was his problem?"

BONUS: played with the idea of mario being the spy that way the trio could try and capture him before he tells luigi

i'm saying this as the oldest sibling he would definitely tell his brother everything in detail

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color: saturday blue jeans ombre

used the rest of the yarn from this color to make a little granny square cape/ blanket for a triceratops plush i'm giving to a family member

had the plush for a while but i'm not doing anything with it

the relative's young and she just had a dinosaur themed birthday so why not :D

i like how making it a triangle gave it a little hood for the tail lol

learned from THIS video

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colors: honeycomb, white sage, wisteria, saturday blue jeans ombre, lipstick, white

granny square pouches!

already knew how to make just the squares so i was like

why not make an entire pouch! it's smaller than making a bag and i'm bad at sewing granny squares together for blankets

i'll probs replace the crochet draw strings with ribbons tho

first time i did it (yellow) the string snapped so eh

learned from THIS video

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mario fanfiction prompts: bowser x luigi (PART 6)

spooky prompts

mario and luigi dressed as each other or as their princess friends for a costume party

-bowser hits on whoever's dressed as luigi on accident

-the other person is incredibly confused

-can be pre relationship or established relationship bowuigi

luigi and gooigi go to a costume party dressed as different things

-bowser hits on gooigi on accident

luigi running away/ escaping from bowser's castle

luigi running away/ escaping from king boo

koopaling costume brainstorming meeting

- either helping with individual costumes or trying to do a group costume

luigi gets a potion for (inducing/ curing) nightmares

bowser or luigi having a nightmare where they marry the other and wake up in a cold sweat cuz what the FUCK was that?!?!

bowser having a nightmare and dream luigi saves him

bowser having consistent nightmares and luigi is hired to help him with his dreams

- like a mix of dream team from mario and the sleepy time episode from spongebob

luigi gets bewitched/ hypnotized into thinking he's in a relationship with bowser

-not king boo or bowser's fault, different villain trying to get luigi out of the way

bowser is bewitched/ hypnotized into following luigi's orders

-'simon says' kinda thing

-he's either conscious of what's happening and snaps out of it sometimes, or he's completely under the spell like a puppet

bowser/ luigi get tricked by a fortune teller (probably fawful)

-could be about being soulmates, could be something else

polterpup bringing bad luck that ends in good luck

polterpup bringing bad luck but in a 5+1 style

-eg: 5 times he brought bad luck and 1 time he brought good luck

that thing where you get stood up by your original date and a stranger sits with you so you can save face

luigi transforms into a koopa

bowser transforms into a human

mario or luigi transform into a koopa and the other brother has to ask bowser for help

luigi transforms into a ghost and his soul leaves his body

-bowser or someone else has to help save him

-might have to ask king boo for help on how to un-ghost a person

luigi dressed as a ghost but gets startled by his reflection and screams at himself, possibly scaring the person he was trying to in the first place

luigi screaming so hard he loses his voice

-toad, mario, or daisy are assigned to help translate for him

-they mess up on accident or on purpose (tell people things luigi didn't say)

mario and luigi summon demon bowser to the human world

- most likely as a joke from a book they thought was fake

- could also be if they needed help paying for an apartment and were like, super desperate but still thought it was fake and bowser was listed as a kind of demon of wealth and other things (they do not read the rest of the other things :/)

mario and luigi are summoned by bowser/ kamek from earth to the marioverse world

mario and luigi (game canon versions) are summoned by a different villain trying to trick them that they (villain) are a victim and need the bro's help to get free/ save 'their' kingdom

PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6

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aawwww, thank you!

*accepts flower, gifts them a little ribbon and a kissy to the forehead*

Gift from a faithful friends

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felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show

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popular fanon will kill patient. he needs source material to live.

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bob: it-it's a long story, i'll tell you later

bob: just hide, quick, please

linda: oh, okay

louise: i love how mom will hide

louise: from any authority figure under any circumstance

bob: oh, yeah. she'd take him out if we told her to

linda: what? we're taking him out?

bob: no. no, no, no

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fuck you delilah what the fuck is new york city

stay one MILLION miles away cause you could NEVER hit the griddy like i do

wait last i checked you were a dude........ ouh shit me too

What Up Delilah we are both transgendar women

i still think my griddy's better but i don't care if you visit

changed my mind ......... we can have a dance off side by side

let's cha cha slide

OOUUHHHH IT'S WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEE etc etc

idk what the fuck i'm talking about i'm spouting words that sound similar

Fuck you delilah what the fuck is new york city

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cried over these mugs at target

they love each other so much that they have bags of each other

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Yeah... No, We'd Rather Have The Beast: bowser x luigi

you can't tell me you watched the ending of beauty and the beast and were cool with him turning into a human

or: bowser turns into a human, mario and peach have opinions on this

bowuigi halloween event

prompt: transformation

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Yeah… No, We'd Rather Have The Beast (also on ao3)

Bowser rubbed at his eyes, the feeling of skin instead of scales a bit jarring. Blunt nails instead of claws, weird sense of balance without his shell or tail, the lack of fangs.

He blinked in surprise. He did it.

He did it!

Kamek's human spell had finally been perfected and it worked!

Surely his crush would say ye-

"Eeehhh... nah."

Wut.

"This is... I mean he's not ugly or anything! But it's almost weirder than when he turned into Bowsetta that one time..."

Worse than Bows- oh come on!

Don't tell him all this work was for nothing!

"I agree with Mario."

Even Peaches thought he looked weird?!?

"What the shell, you jerks!" Bowser yelled, stomping his foot and immediately regretting the pain shooting up his leg. Stupid human body. "I thought you said this would work!"

Peach stifled a laugh behind her hand at the now human Koopa King. His body shape was around the same, but without his usual characteristics it was a lot less intimidating.

Mario shook his head, arms crossed. "This isn't gonna work, you gotta change back into a koopa."

Bowser huffed. "I thought the whole point of turning human was to make your brother less afraid of me before I asked him out."

"It was!" Mario said, uncrossing his arms to pat bowser on the elbow, the highest place he could reach without going on his tip toes. "I just think he'd be more comfortable with your usual form is all."

"Why you-!"

"Mariooo! I'm baaack!" came Luigi's voice from the front door. "They were having a sale on-"

Luigi paused, taking in the sight of his brother, their princess, a magikoopa and a human Bowser mid argument in their kitchen.

The younger plumber blinked, turning to Kamek.

"Change him back."

Mario and Peach burst into giggles as Bowser deflated at Luigi's unimpressed look. The Magikoopa chuckled to himself and undid the transformation, Luigi nodding in satisfaction before ignoring everyone and putting away the groceries.

BONUS:

up to the reader if bowser's just bare ass naked in mario and luigi's kitchen and nobody cares or if the spell gave him clothes honestly i think it'd be funnier if it was the former >;P

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colors: honeycomb, white sage, wisteria, saturday blue jeans ombre, lipstick, white

ribbon granny squares!

tbh it's just a granny square with a separately made ribbon (2 pieces) on it

middle parts aren't as nice as the video cuz they didn't really show how much extra string to leave for it

might tie the curled ends to the granny square part but i'm not sure if i wanna do that with sewing thread or crochet

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colors: honeycomb, white sage, wisteria, saturday blue jeans ombre, lipstick, white

heart granny squares!

bought a bunch of yarn on sale (the pull was too strong) and learned how to make these bad boys

for real tho why is the blue's name so long?!?

learned from THIS video

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Thinking about the dca's incredible dexterity (with a moderate amount of bias)

Was just watching this video and once it got to the dca part, could not help fixating on the way our guys' hands move after the little trigger move Sun does with his thumb was pointed out when he does the finger gun to demonstrate the suction-cup gun for paper pals

Now, the glamrocks all undeniably have impressive dexterity as well, especially in the realm of the ability to play their instruments. However, given how their song stocks are likely very, very pre-programmed as 'rockstar' is the whole gimmick, it's likely that none of those instrument-playing animations contain any improvisation, and, generally, the glamrocks have chunkier fingers with a smaller range of motion

BUT THEN we have the dca, who are incredibly fidgety little buggers—super duper animated; communicating hugely on body language with little add-ons in their movements that the glamrocks don't bother with. They bounce around, stand on their tiptoes, do cartwheels and flips and acrobatics—they're like if gymnastics met theatre jester. Roxy is the most animated of the glamrocks it seems when it comes to hand gestures, but the dca seem determined, subconsciously or not, to exaggerate Every Single Movement with unnecessary, impulsive nuance. This includes utilizing their Long fingers—and the sheer amount of movement they're granted anatomically (a lot)—and interacting with the world and their own expression with a WHOLE lot of dexterity

Forgive me for I am a simp but at the moment I am thoroughly caught in the implication that were you to hold a glamrock's hand, they would be very sweet and wrap their fingers around yours and all that but if you caught the dca's hand in yours by chance oh my god. Ohh my god. Fidgety! They're so fidgety! And if it's in a tender context then they would absolutely PLAY with your hand—trace the lines of your palms, play with give of skin around your knuckles, gently squeeze the softer parts between the tendons and bone—

Can't believe I haven't thought about it more before but gosh our boys are handsy little guys. They've gotta be. With that amount of improvised dexterity? That amount of neurodivergent-coded nuance? Hough