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Fable - Before
Pairing:Â Azriel x Reader
Summary:Â Being in love with Azriel wasnât hard; youâd been doing it for over 400 years. But things were changing, and soon, you would be changed.Â
Word count: 2k
Warnings: Angst, pining
a/n: This is part of a mini-series but each part can be read on its own/out of order. I know I'm like attacking everyone with this random fic I just started but it's getting my writing muse going and it's exciting!! Enjoy :)
Series Masterlist (all parts âĄ)
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âDo you think thatâs the best idea, Az?â you promoted, cringing a bit as you hid your face in the racks of clothing along the storeâs edge. âI mean, Rhys seemed pretty adamant that you⌠I donât knowânot pursue her?â
Azriel tsked, pressing his hand to the middle of your back as he passed behind you. You turned your wings in. âRhys doesnât understand. He only understands the pull of the mating bond and nothing else. But Elain doesnât want Lucien, Iâm sure of it.âÂ
Something twisted in your gut. âOkay, I believe you. But what ifââÂ
âPlease, y/n, something else now. My failure of a love life must bore you.âÂ
You bit into your lip as you contemplated ignoring his request. He had done nothing but speak of Elain since you started your outing this evening, but the moment you questioned the feasibility of his plans, the topic was suddenly moot.Â
âI was just going to ask,â you broached, turning from the clothes to face the shadowsinger. A necklace display enthralled him. âWhat if you found your mate? What then?âÂ
Azriel broke his gaze with the jewels. âThat wouldnât matter. This is different, y/n. You must see that. Three sisters for three brothers. Itâs as if itâs a test of fate.âÂ
âRight,â you nodded, fighting off the urge to throw up or scream. âDestiny, maybe.âÂ
Azrielâs responding grin did little to soothe you. âExactly. I knew you would understand. Youâve always understood me.âÂ
You offered a weak smile, biting the inside of your cheek as he ushered you out of the store with a gentle hand on your shoulder.Â
This was getting more and more difficult to tamp down.Â
When Azriel first became enamored by Elain, you thought it temporary. He had been chasing after Mor for so long; that wouldnât be trumped by a woman he just met. And you were used to the way he pined for Mor. It hurt, but it was familiar.Â
Azriel never seemed to think he had a real chance with her.Â
But with Elainâwith Elain, he figured he had a fighting chance. He saw the success of his brothers and felt that this was his chance at happiness. He never looked at you the way he looked at her, and he had had so many opportunities to do so.Â
He never spoke of you the way he spoke of her.Â
This hurt more than it did with Mor.
But still, Azriel was your family, so you pretended that it didnât. You sat back and listened as he spoke of his grand plans to court her and sneak past Rhysand. You tried your best to provide good input and smiled when you were supposed to.Â
You loved him from afar.Â
He loved you differently.Â
It wasnât his fault.
âDid Rhys ever say what he wanted to talk to you about?â Azriel asked after a short stint of silence, the sounds of your steps along the streets of Velaris rhythmic and soothing.Â
You blinked and focused your attention back on Azriel. âOh, um, some mission at the camps I think.âÂ
âAnything big?âÂ
âI donât think so. A little unrest but I think he just wants me to make sure the women are training.âÂ
âNeed me to come?âÂ
âI would, but I leave tomorrow night. Isnât that when youâyou knowâŚâÂ
Azriel sucked in a breath through his teeth. âOh, thatâs right.â He tilted his head to the side, weighing his internal conflict. âI could try to move some things around. Elain couldââÂ
âNo, Az, itâs fine,â you interrupted, trying to forget about the times he would restructure his entire schedule to accommodate you. âYou have to be diligent with the times you see her. I can see if Cass can come with me.âÂ
âAre you sure?â he posed, the question twisting his brow.Â
You looked up at him, examining each tell on his face. Youâd known him so long you were sure you would never forget his faceânever scrub your mind of the intricacies that told you of each emotion he felt.Â
Many claimed that Azriel was hard to read. As a Spymaster, that was the goal. But you saw through it all. Youâd seen him as a boy and you saw him now.Â
There was something unfamiliar on his face as you looked at him now.Â
âYou really like her, donât you?â The words hurt as they came out.Â
Azriel breathed through a smile.Â
âI like my chances this time.â He curled his finger beneath your chin in a playful tap.Â
That sounded the same.Â
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âYou sure you donât want me to come, sweetheart?â Cassian asked for the fourth time, the table between you filled with a plethora of distractions that you were all too grateful for.Â
You darted your gaze to the side, eager to ensure that Azriel hadnât heard the loudmouth in front of you. âYes, Cass. Now quit it. I got it, okay?âÂ
Cassian sent the pair at the end of the table a perfunctory, almost irritated glance. âItâs a pretty hostile camp youâre headed into. I feel like you should bring backup.âÂ
âAnd I feel like you have four other camps to go to today. And a pregnant mate to tend to, no?âÂ
âNesta would sooner bash me over the head with her books than let me coddle her. Iâve tried.â
âWell, just⌠linger around her, I donât know. Just know that Iâm fine and donât need a babysitter.âÂ
From the other end of the table, Elain giggled, the sound light and airy. You snuck a glance out of the corner of your eye to find the shadows along the table retreating to the floor. A few had begun to creep towards you, but you shooed them away with a flick of your foot, wanting to keep the conversation away from Azrielâs ears.Â
They listened to youâfor the most part. 500 years of pestering them made them give a little.Â
âAz canât come?â Cassian asked, his mouth half filled with roasted potato. âHeâs not on anything this week.âÂ
You raised your brow and stared back at the sheepish look the general offered, waiting for him to chew his breakfast before you replied. âHe canât. Spy business.âÂ
âSpy business.â Cassian deadpanned.
âUh-huh.âÂ
Cassianâs skeptical look rivaled your chastising one. âThis doesnât need to go like this and you know that.âÂ
âI donât know what youâre talking about.âÂ
âRight. Iâve only known you since we were twelve but Iâm going to pretend that you arenât covering for the one person youââÂ
âCassian.âÂ
âI donât want to see you hurt.âÂ
âWhy would she be getting hurt?â Azriel spoke up, his head finally turned from his near-permanent gaze on Elain.Â
âI wouldnât,â you cut in, speaking over the beginning of Cassianâs sentence. âYou know how Cassian is, always worrying too much.â
âIs there something to worry about?â Elain asked, looking between the members of the table, her question sweet and ironic coming from her mouth.Â
âNoââÂ
âYes.âÂ
âNo, there isnâtâ you gritted out, throwing Cassian a look. The smile you sent to Elain took effort. âIâm just going on a routine mission, but you know how Illyrians areâoverprotective to a fault.âÂ
Elain nodded and blushed with a soft gleam in her eye, and, Gods, you were reminded why youâd stopped eating breakfast at the House. You bit the inside of your cheek to fight the swell in your throat.Â
âI thought Cassian was going to go with you,â Azriel questioned. âYou said he could.âÂ
Cauldron, you really should have taken breakfast in your room.Â
You tore your gaze from Elainâs shy expression and blinked at Azriel. He was sat up straighter, brows shot upwards in an accusatory fashion that made you feel that you were in trouble. When you took a moment to respond, he tilted his chin forward, ready to catch you in a lie.Â
And you were an awful liar.Â
When you were thirty, Azriel had to teach you how to lie to help stave away the men that came with emerging adulthood. That had been mortifying for many reasons, but mainly because he was having you lie about being his mate. Your feelings had become complicated around that time and Azriel did not seem to share the sentiment.Â
But you could lie about this with ease. You had become a practiced liar over the yearsâwhen it came to hiding your feelings.Â
âI-I got an update from Rhys. He said the camp is more settled. Iâm only going to watch from afar. They wonât even know Iâm there.âÂ
A lieâa fat lie. But Azriel should be happy. He should pursue Elain as he wanted. You shouldn't get in the way. You needed to get away from them, actually.Â
You needed the space.Â
You felt Cassianâs disappointed stare on the side of your face but ignored the hole it was burning into your skin.Â
âHe didnât inform me of that,â Azriel muttered. He looked to Elainâsweet Elain with her soft eyes and gentle featuresâand contemplated his night once again. âI think I should come with you. Reports could be conflicting or fabricated.âÂ
And the way Elain deflated made you press your lips together in a line. Azriel sent her an apologetic, downturned smile and you gathered that he was apologizing for you. You would always be an apology for him, a responsibility.Â
Your foot had been shaking under the table without you noticing it, but the moment Azrielâs eyes wandered to Elain, the motion abruptly stopped. You gathered your resolve, sent Cassian another warning glance, and looked back to the man who never saw you.Â
âI donât want you to come, Azriel. Iâm bringing Lucien.âÂ
A low blow, but not one that was uncalled for.Â
It had the effect you were hoping for, with both Azriel and Elain sending shocked expressions your way, the former affronted and the latter looking lost.Â
âLucien?â Azriel parroted.Â
âYes,â you confirmed, taking a causal sip from the cup before you. âRhys thought it would be good for him to see more than just Velaris and the mortal lands. Iâm picking him up before I leave.âÂ
âAnd you think he would protect you if the Illyrians went rouge?â Azrielâs tone was bordering on aggressive, his question pointed towards Cassian.Â
âThe Illyrians are always rouge, Az. Thatâs kind of the point of all this,â you joked, but the joke didnât land.
Tension at the table remained. Cassian wasnât saying anything, his arms crossed and his eyes locked on yours. Your foot started shaking again. Elain, of all people, was the first one to speak.Â
âLucien would protect her,â she nodded, pushing her food around her plate. âHe would. Heâs⌠a good male.âÂ
That altered Azrielâs train of thought very evidently if one were able to pick apart the soft widening of his eyes and the slight twitch of his mouth. All things you caught so easily.Â
All things that led him to agree that you should go with Lucien. All tells that made him refocus his attention on Elain and ignore the shallow breaths you let out when you lied.
Because you would be fine with Lucien. Maybe if you went with Lucien, one of Azrielâs suspected obstacles would be removed. Maybe Lucien would start to want you the same way he wanted Elain.Â
Only, Lucien wasnât going with you, and there would never be a time that a conversation like this would happen again.Â
A different obstacle, for a different time.Â
#azriel x reader#azriel x you#azriel x female!reader#azriel x y/n#azriel acotar#azriel shadowsinger#azriel spymaster#azriel#azriel fanfic#acotar fanfiction#acotar#azriel angst
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world building beloved </3
also i thought i replied to this earlier? woops
duke
i think the gods would be so fascinated by his existence. i don't know how often they would be interacting with aliens or metas, if at all. at the very least, not knowingly interacting with them. they're all like "you can see me? sort of? but you can't see through the mist? fascinating" or "you're blessed with the powers of light and darkness, but you're not a child of apollo? or hades? how intriguing!"
yesyesyes hes like . a fascinating specimen to the gods. while on metas/demigods kinda... i wonder how overpowered a meta / demigod would be. like a demigod and a meta had a kid together type shit. or the meta gene was also in a demigod. for example someone like a flash also being a child of. idk apollo. they would be overpowereddddddd dear god.. that mix would be interesting to explore.
ik duke i've made a post about before on how i think his powers in particular affect the greek world (tried to find it and i realized it was NOT that detailed LMAOO) but yes his powers would be veryy interesting to delve into with this au - seeing demigods/legacies as.. brighter? than regular people. coming across a god or something and seeing gold in their veins or inhuman eyes.
rip damian my baby, someone throw some ideas in here đ i feel like he deserves a really cool unique origin, but idk what that would be. since he has ties to magic, i think it would be interesting if he was the one in the batfam who learns the ability to manipulate the mist since it's a form of magic. the entire batfam is gonna have to be on TOP of their training to see past illusions and disguises because oh man, damian would not miss the opportunity to mess with them lmao
mist manipulator damian...... i actually love that so much
i do want to read more comics focused on talia and ra's and the LoA as a whole before i really settle on what exactly i want damian to be involved in. but definately magic - possibly egyptian magic... (i feel like that means i have to finish kane chronicles .. sigh)
also yes he absolutely fucks with his family. like "timothy theres a minotaur behind you" or something like that LMAOO
2. claiming
like maybe dick knew because his parents told him or since they were traveling around with the circus, they would hear things from locals and they pieced it together? i think we said for steph that cardea eventually comes to her right (i can't remember what we said before), but she definitely wouldn't know beforehand. maybe when she's with tim when venus shows up, venus takes one look at her and is like "oh thank the gods, there's another roman here" and steph is like WHAT
dick... sigh dickie..... since his parents died when he was so young. i feel like it would have been a like, "ill tell you when you're older" type deal? maybe they told him, or even hinted at it, telling him myths when he was younger, focusing on hermes in them, stuff like that. but .... his parents... dying before they could tell him.......
for steph. i do think cardea would come to her directly. with how involved she is especially with claudia in pjoverse, cardea would inform steph on the basics lmao. or bring her to camp for an introduction or whatever. its ALSO funny if venus just shows up and is like "oh timothy!! i have some teaaa i need to share with you immediately!-oh theres another roman finally" and thats it.. tim has to wait till venus is gone and stephanie isnt... shellshocked to bring her to the cave or something and give her a rundown of the godly stuff LMAO
i think jason would be kinda similar to cass. they might not know exactly what's going on, but they can tell that there's something different about them, that they have certain abilities and can see things that other people can't. but yea, i do think alfred would have the knowledge to be able to identify that they're demigods, though obviously he wouldn't know who their parents are. but someone's gotta keep the batcave stocked with ambrosia and nectar.
alfred, upon seeing bruce brought home ANOTHER demigod accidentally....
(speaking of, do the bats have a secondary set of weapons made of celestial bronze in case of demigod emergencies? and imperial gold too, once tim and steph join the family and bruce finds out that they're roman. cass would be so OP with a stygian iron weapon, but she'd never accept it lmao. anyway, how do they get it? how do they make it? questions, questions)
cass with fucking... stygian iron batarangs........
also yes i think they would absolutely have specific weapons possibly stashed around incase of emergencies. celestial bronze batagangs and little daggers they can stash in their utility belts.
(i can only imagine someone else finding like. a sword with one of them and being like? i thought you guys dont kill?????)
all of the kids looking horrified when dick shows them his crushed flower. persephone (or if it's fall/winter and she's back in the underworld, some manifestation of her powers like a vine or a tree) is supposed to come to you when you crush it, and then she/the plant will replace the crushed flower with a new one. they've seen the physical evidence in the garden and can literally feel the lack of vitality in the manor, but they didn't want to believe. they all look at their own flowers, wilted and color fading. they should...someone else should try. just in case. a sample size of one isn't good enough, they should verify this. but...they're scared to face the possibility (fact) that persephone won't come. if she didn't come for dick, her spring sibling, the first of her little birds and bats, then what hope did the rest of them have?
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ok this isn't eloquently said at all, but it was inspired by a batfam fic i love on ao3 called "way down hadestown" (which i love so much and highly recommend if you haven't read it yet). i was thinking about bruce/wayne ancestors and patron gods and instead of it being athena or hestia, what if it were persephone? patroness of bats, goddess of springtime, and queen of the underworld. on the one hand, she embodies growth, rebirth, and resilience, on the other hand, she has ties to death and is known as the destroyer. thinking about bruce has lost so much and yet can't escape death no matter how much he wants to because it literally blesses his family :')
PERSEPHONEEE IS SOOOO GOOD oh my god u cooked with this u cooked with this......
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This is a fan comic inspired by Cass' Apocalyptic Series and is just my own little fan art of how Donnie and Casey could have gotten closer!
The creator is @/somerandomdudelmao
hebehjeabaje I did a warm up doodle of Mikey on the canvas and liked it so much I wanted to incorporate Mikey somehow (literally made up an excuse just to drop a bunch of easter eggs for fun).
#just my own silly ideas#cause all i think about is cass au#also dont mind tap and cass fighting on the monitor lol#i was going to add some of their extras but they have been silly lately so i made a cameo#in honor of all their service to the rottmnt community#like have you seen tap's recent animation????#it probably doesnt matter when you read that cause tap is making animations all the time!!#i dont even know if don would actually watch fights cuz i know casey's fight was special but he's got monitors and its the apocalypse#also if this is a cass au fan comic its gotta have donnie being crazy in the background somewhere#this is the silliest it gets#rottmnt#rottmnt casey jr#casey jr#future donatello#future mikey#future leo#cass fanart tag#What Are You To Me? fan cas
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Anyway, War Games bad, but I will be incorporating the idea that when she comes back Steph hates being called pet names into my personal head cannons.
#im just imaging some future point#where her S/O#(be it Cass or Tim or Harper or Jason or just some rando)#is jokingly like 'Honey I'm home'#or 'whatever you say darling'#and Steph freaks out and they have no idea whats going on#(I wish i felt more confident in my ability to write these characters)#(I'd love to do a little one shot of this)#stephanie brown#war games#batman: war games#spoiler#the spoiler#robin iv#batgirl iii#batman#comics#i read comics#I also love the idea of the whole family getting wind of this#and deciding to make it a little game out of who can come up with the weirdest pet names for her#It start with Selina calling her 'kitten' or something#because Honey is off the table now#and the others just sort of end up jumping on the bandwagon#and now Damian is calling her like 'little hamster'#batfam#batfamily
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I do actually find the phenomenon of people writing fanfic based off of other fanfics really odd though. The echo chamber fan base my deeply confused. I've seen some of the most fascinating character takes in there. Like I'm not going to say they're wrong because at the end of the day it's just fandom but I will say that I have absolutely no idea what's going on with that.
#mine#I remember when I did an art trade with my friend but he really wanted me to write about a game I'd never played#so I wrote it based purely on the vibes I'd gleaned from him#and like a cursory glance at the fandom#And he mostly thought it was hilarious#but like..... I couldn't imagine doing that on the regular#You can still find those fics on my old FF.net account actually lmao#I've since played the game too so I should go reread those again#I have no idea what I would have done if someone had taken those fics I'd made and written fics based off of them#But I think thats just... how you make a new story actually#But y'all do you lmaoo no hate#actually occasionally hate#I read a batfam fic once where the author was like 'i've never read comics so this is waht I imagine Tim and Cass's relationship to be'#and it was that they hated each other#and they're the only account on A03 I actually blockedLMFAOOO
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*twirling my hair* do you like cassandra cain? if not, do u have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour cassandra cain?
CASSANDRA CAIN MY LOVE!!! She's definitely the batgirl I've read the most in terms of full issues, the first 30-ish issues of her solo by Kelly Puckett Scott Peterson and Damion Scott had me hooked and I binged them but fell off after Horrocks came on (nothing against him, he was just given an editorial mandate to make the book more romance focused and it turned me off because it felt so ooc for Cass to me lol. I do own some of the issues he wrote tho! I like the ones with art by Rick Leonardi). I'm not really caught up with modern comics (ish??) And I'm not reading anything dedicatedly but I hear she's in a new original book teaming up with a magic user? Neat! Good for her. I love her in the shadow of the batgirl graphic novel (IT'S SO GOOD)
#ramblings of a lunatic#asks#^ sorry had to be tistic about things for a minute#i loved damion scotts artwork for her solo series sm (especially the later moee stylized stuff even though i recognise how bonkers-#-the proportions are i can't help myself. i like women and i love stylised art like that)#his stuff was surprisingly influential on my own art. idk how much it shows these days but It's There#this hasn't mentioned anything about what i love about cass as a character but like. it's the same as most people who love her man#i love her self destructive dedication to redemption i love the guilt she's saddled with-#-and how it's juxtaposed with her committment to kindness and justice i love how she's the fucking best and she knows it#i love how the relationship between her and oracle was an intergenerational mentorship between two disabled women#and her gay ass bond with stephanie (who in all fairness may be my fav batgirl???-#-but I've also read wayyy less complete issues of her compared to cass due to the differences in how their respective series' are-#-formatted but like. what i have seen i tend to love. i love u stephanie)#but also dear god i do not wanna get reeled back in because nothing the industry ever does will please me the way the ideas in my head do#and I'm constantly at war with myself reading stuff#also it's just hard to get back in when you've been gone with a while it's all just very difficult#but i am rotating cass and stephanie in my brain like a microwave waiting for someone to explode#plenty of people smarter than me have already said this but cass should team up with jason and they should both seethe#he wants to kill. she keeps breaking his bones if he tries it. they're both brushing each others philosophies off bc of where they exist-#-on the batfamily ''kill/no kill'' binary even though they share similarities of wanting to be batman but Better#(jason via controlling crime and killing criminals and her with her ultimate dedication to the symbol and superior combat skills)#(also keep in mind i just watched utrh but haven't read a rhato comic in yonks. so if this is an outdated jason characterization+#-then whoopsie <3)#Jason's dedicated to pushing buttons and poking holes in batmans philosophy and cass is great at reading ppl-#-and sometimes in her series she then performs a limited psychoanalysis of them and tears them apart#(at least she did for shiva) I'd love to see her do that to jason. break him so i can tape his sad lil ass back together#this is getting away from me. anyway no need to proselytise. I'm a former alter boy round here
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scrolling ao3 and saw a vtm/batfam crossover and suddenly im completely normal
#Shitpost#You don't understand this is better than a usual vampire au#THEY COULD BE A COTERIE. AND ALL. DIFFERENT CLANS#and like. If the Robins were turned as kids then they never grow up#aka bruce still has an adoption problem#also this like. Idea of like. 1. Upholding the masquerade (they must be anarchs??)#and 2. Using Batman and Robin to help them maintain their humanity and combat The Beast though#3. Like if they arent supposed to use their powers#idk man im like. Thinking#i read the words 'brujah jason todd' and suddenly went insane#ALSO torador dick grayson 10000%#You know bruce is a ventrue. also i think alfred would be his sire#alfred is like. ex camarilla just trying to have a peaceful life#Not sure what damian should be. Whatever Ras is probably. Ras is probably like. A primogen or CLOSE to being one.#so hes probably feelng The Torpor or whatever its called. The calling. Thing.#i sort of like the idea of Ras/Talia/Damian as gangrel i think#tim. Hmmmm. ventrue is too easy so hes got to be something else#Not sure how he wouldve been turned atm.#ok Tremere would be so good tho#Cass.... I want to say a very funky malk. Or a nostaferatu?#Steph im not sure.#Lol realizing that Damian is probably the most powerful of the family because hes probably like 5th gen???#like. Actually making Ras a primogen feels op so like. Cain-Primogen-RasSire-Ras-Talia-Damian#Thats considered 5th gen iirc because Cain is 0?#meanwhile like. Alfred could be like 8th ish#making Bruce 9th. And everyone else would be in the teens#oh maybe steph is a thinblood
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#although all joking aside I can absolutely see Bruce setting this up for Jason in the backyard after adopting him#partially passive aggressively#partially because he feels like maybe Jason actually does just ??? enjoy tires??? and wants to make him happy#âof course kids like tires my son tried to steal mine the first time we metâ#and of course itâs not like jason would say NO#itâs still sitting out there#Jason likes to read on it sometimes still#jason todd#robin!jason#bby âĽď¸#robin#batfam#dc#fanart
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What Jason Todd REALLY planned on doing with those tires
#what if he made a little drawing of this and tried to hide it because he wasn't SERIOUS#but then Alfred found it by accident and thought it was cute#and it made its way to Bruce#and so Bruce was like oh okay great bonding idea#one day he just tells jason to come to the cave with him with no explaination#and they start taking the batmobile tires off together#and now jason's kind of sweating a bit because he doesn't understand what's going on and is this a test? is this a sign he's getting kicked#out soon?#but then Bruce collects the hubcaps and the rims and directs jason to âroll that one over there chumâ#and they start lining them up in a way that looks uncomfortably familiar#and jason's like âno way this happening I'm tripping is he actually making it a swingâ#bruce has to ask for clarification on the design#because he only got a brief look at the drawing and well jason's right here lemme just ask him âwhere do you want to hang it?â#jason folds and just lets it happen and they assemble the tires into a little throne and set it up by dick's gymnastics equipment#jason is so embarrassed and bruce is pleased with himself#âit's okay chum I can always get new tiresâ (rich)#and jason thinks it's stupid but then whenever he has a case file or report to read the tire swing is the perfect place to curl up and read#bruce doesn't have the heart to take it down much later when tim and steph take a liking to the perch#and certainly not if cass finds it pleasant too#when jason finally comes home again he's too big and they have to add more tires to make it work#Jason likes to read on it sometimes still#jason todd#robin!jason#bby âĽď¸#robin#batfam#dc#fanart
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More screenshots (bonus, managed to find Bull a shirt and don't know how to feel about that)
#anyway i continue to Lavellan post because i did some stuff and I'm tired now anyway. thinking about the beginning of the game and#how he's mostly leaning into the herald bullshit because he thinks it'll help him belong here and make people like him and how#devastatingly it's going to hit him after in your heart shall burn (I'm basically leaning into it as much as#possible without establishing him as faithful since it's more difficult to make Leliana pope that way but in my head#he took every 'yeah I'm herald I'm heralding so much andraste right now' option besides one with cass and one with Leliana)#like. he doesn't even really believe it but most people either like hearing it or if they react negatively it's in a way that still#acknowledges him as in charge so he'll roll with that. but then. everything in YHTB happens and it's just like. Oh. Oh Shit. like#it was this mix of bullshitting for fun and saying what people wanted to hear and kind of believing that maybe he was chosen by#Something at least. and like. it's not like he didn't do anything on his own or at least without any special abilities but then#The classic seeing all that be swept aside. realizing how this is going to be remembered because it's already happening. maybe#he should have known that the second he was asked if there was room for more among his gods.#but then. what do you expect. his first memory is being discarded (that's not entirely what it was but that's how his child brain#precessed it) and practically going feral because of it and then. having So Much catching up to do when it came to. basically every#aspect of being a person#and like. he was accepted along with Rella but that still gets to you. especially since. sure he didn't fully understand what it means to#be pitied but he could still recognize that from others. could still want to prove he was Better Than That. could still want to shatter tha#sheet of glass between himself and seemingly everyone else (even Rella to be honest. if only because she almost left him behind too). how#would he not lean into being seen as something special. whether he fully believed the narrative others were spinning or not#i dunno i see a lot of people talking about their Lavellan pushing back against the narrative from the start but i kind of like the#idea of going along with it. thinking it won't get that far and surely he can correct it if it does. he's in charge after all. right? only#to get hit harder than an avalanche by the realization that he's not in control after all. he can direct as many forces as he wants#but he can't change how he'll be remembered. how he's already being remembered. and he contributed to it too? i dunno his specific#combination of pride and insecurity and need to just Belong. to just belong as himself. is. compelling#If anyone is reading this Ive seen posts about all Lavellans having the same personality but no one's elaborated? am i just doing that?#i actually want to know. you know. assuming anyone is reading this.#i dunno just thinking about his continuous need to prove himself for so many reasons (partially because of Rella too since#yeah Rella is a mage but not the first or anything. she's just there because people knew she had nowhere else to go). okay I'll shut up now#but yeah what is this Standard Lavellan Personality i keep hearing about?#original posts#but like. something something he's being discarded again but he understands it this time and he can't fight it and just
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I love the idea of all the robins kinda being clones of each other with just a few differences and a concussed Bruce not being able to tell who heâs squinting at so he just says generic statements and avoids saying any names
Bruce (sitting at the breakfast table): so⌠howâs the weather⌠dick?
Jason (grinning): you do know Iâm gonna hold this against you for like, the next 2 months right
Bruce: (groans into his hands)
Bruce (walking into the living room): hey have you read through the files I gave you yesterday?
Dick: (confused cause he took a day off to surprise Bruce) ?
Bruce: so?
Dick: er⌠no?
Bruce: Dick?? What are you doing here?
Bruce (walks into the kitchen with a fresh concussion): Jason? I thought you were on a mission with the outlaws?
Tim: (frozen through mid fridge raid, having assumed they were past Bruce calling him Jason since yk. Heâs a shit brickhouse now and Tim is, well, obviously not): uh?
Bruce: *turns around and leaves*
Bruce: Oh hey Cass, when did you arrive from Babsâ?
Damian: (slowly turns around in the black hoodie heâs wearing) weâre not even the same gender
Bruce: (under his breath) yeah but the same height
#batman#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dc robin#jason todd#batfamily#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#cassandra cain#batgirl#orphan#red hood#Tim Drake#red Robin#damian wayne#Robin#Bruce Wayne is a good father#but a perpetually confused one#read that tag on a fic once and havenât forgotten it since#honestly bruce is the embodiment of your mom calling all of your siblingsâ names before yours while trying to call for you#the batkids never let him live it down#they actually start calling each other by different names just to confuse him further#he draws the line when he hears dick referring to Jason as Cassandra
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There's no feeling stranger than knowing that something is bad but liking it anyways. Not in a 'it's so bad it's good' way. Because that implies that it has become good. I'm talking like this thing is just kinda bad in the normal ways things are bad, but i like it anyways.
#honestly I'm talking about Batgirls rn#because like...it has its moments but I wouldn't call it good. it even has some of my own personal pet peeves#specifically the overabundance of narration boxes that aren't from a character and rather the author is speaking to us.#if I wanted an overabundance Authors Notes I would read fucking early 2000s fanfics#and Babsgirl existing but I've made peace with the fact that we'll only get an Oracle story in a Black Label or similar thing at this point#I love the art and it has among my favorite designs for both Spoiler and Black Bat#don't get me STARTED on the covers holy fuck. the 90s rewind in particular lives in my head rent free because ajlkdfjdsalk;fjdlsa;kf#it also has both moments of REALLY FUCKING BAD characterization and REALLY FUCKING GOOD characterization#Cass being like 'ok but do we HAVE to save Seer?' horrible! demonstrates an egregious misunderstanding of her. what the hell?#Steph being abnormally good at solving the Riddler's puzzles and knowing basically every cipher because of Arthur? then getting incredibly#upset at even the MENTION of him to the point that she gets fucking stabbed by the RIDDLER of all people?#wow thanks for actually addressing a very interesting part of Steph's character that is often left by the wayside. good job.#issue 14 is amazing and it makes me want to implode every time I read it. like I actually recommend it without any caveats attached#it is straight up good. it's the high-point of Batgirls and it's not even close imo.#and wow! there is almost no dialogue and NO NARRATION BOXES??#it's almost like the whole appeal of comics is telling incredible stories through art or something. and that when you have good art#and good art direction you should just fucking let it speak for itself or something#and that maybe using what words you DO have to let your CHARACTERS speak in a way they normally wouldn't is a good idea#even if the in universe reason is that Steph is basically leaving this note as a 'I am either dead or close to it' type of thing#like holy fuck how did they do that?? AND SO LATE IN THE GAME THAT NOBODY FUCKING TALKS ABOUT IT??#and obviously there is a conversation to be had about 'was Batgirls queerbaiting' but honestly since it was cancelled IDK#I could see a universe where given time it could have made a natural shift to a love story between Steph and Cass#I'm not upset about it but I get why other people might be. there are some panels that like...come on.#and as always I am most fascinated by missed potential. because Batgirls showed that it COULD be good with Issue 14#and arguably other of the better issues. the art was incredible and as the issues went on it felt like the kinks were getting ironed out#plus getting a series focused on 3 of my favorite characters was a dream come true for me. ESPECIALLY because we rarely get good#stuff for Cass and Steph.
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Does the Batmobile ever get ticketed or does the GCPD just ignore it
Bruce: *puts a box on the table*
Bruce: Gather around, everyone. It's time for our monthly ticket review.
Bruce: First up, Steph. Can you explain what happened last Friday?
[earlier]
Steph: *looking for parking in a full lot*
Steph: Screw it, I'm going around back.
Steph: *parks in front of a fire exit*
[present]
Steph: I just needed to use the bathroom.
Bruce: And in those three minutes, the Joker released a giant water balloon forcing everyone to evacuate through one less exit.
Steph: It said "fire exit." That technically wasn't a fire.
Bruce: Well, the penalty is $100 plus the towing cost. I can pay it off but you have to help Alfred in the kitchen for a month.
Steph: Yeah, that's fair.
Bruce: Next up... Cass and Barbara? Color me surprised.
Barbara: Oh yeah, I had to remotely pilot the Batmobile the other day because Cass needed a getaway.
Bruce: Then why am I being charged $250?
[earlier]
Cass: *fighting a gang*
Barbara: Orphan, ETA thirty seconds. Prepare for extraction.
Cass: *knocks out the last henchman and runs to the car*
Comm. Gordon: *writing a ticket*
Cass: ?
Comm. Gordon: You're in a disabled parking spot without a permit.
[present]
Barbara: Well I am disabled.
Bruce: Understandable. I'll let it slide since it's the first time. Just file the paperwork for a permit.
Bruce: Dick, you went thirty-five over the speed limit when you weren't pursuing a suspect. Explain.
[earlier]
Wally: Race you to Keystone?
Dick: *revs the engine*
[present]
Bruce: You're better than this. I'm disappointed. Next up: Tim. Driving without a license plate. What happened there?
[earlier]
Tim: I wasn't supposed to take the Batmobile since Bruce benched me for my wrist, but my other ride is in the shop.
Kon: What about cameras? Can't your dad tap into the city's surveillance system?
Bart: Traffic cameras read license plates, so if we take them off, no one will recognize us.
Kon: Now that's an idea.
[present]
Tim: That's on me. I shouldn't have listened to them.
Bruce: Put them back on, plus you're benched for another week. Damian, on to you.
Damian: What on Earth could I have done? I followed the speed limit, parked in the correct spots, and never so much as changed lanes on an empty road without signalling.
[earlier]
Damian, a middle schooler: *driving*
[present]
Damian: Tt.
Bruce: Don't do it again. Duke...
Duke: *cringes and remembers what he did*
[earlier]
Duke: *hooks the Batmobile to a freezer trailer*
Duke: *starts driving around with a megaphone*
Duke: Ice cream! Get your ice cream!
[present]
Bruce: Fantastic job. No complaints.
Jason, muttering: Teacher's pet.
Bruce: And finally, Jason.
Bruce: *empties the rest of the box*
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No because, I can totally picture Damian getting unsolicited advice from each of the batkids when they hear heâs going on a date. All of them having a completely different idea of what that entailsđ
Steph: Remember to always offer your hoodie, even if sheâs taller than you. We girls like that.
Damian: weâre in the middle of June, Brown. In what world do you think is appropriate to bring a piece of clothing designed for cold weather when itâs 90° degrees outside?
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Duke: Everyone loves a good joke, itâs a good way to break the ice as well.
Damian: Thank you, Thomas. That also works as a great way to defeat Mr. Freeze if he ever decides to escape Arkham.
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Cass: *explaining in full detail how to look for signs that his date is not interested anymore through body language*
Damian: *taking extensive notes about it*
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Tim: Donât forget to find out everything about her and her background.
Damian: *visibly offended* Who do you think I am, Drake? An Amateur? I obviously already did that. Full report is in the batcomputer files.
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Babs: Just donât do anything Dick tells you.
Damian: âŚ
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Dick: Did Babs actually say that? Whatever, just remember to be polite, make her laugh, pay for the meal and walk her home.
*makes a pause*
Dick: Bruce already gave you âthe talkâ, right? If not, this is about to get veeery awkwardâŚ
Damian: *mutters curses in Arabic*
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Damian: Todd, do you have a minute? I need your assistance in getting intel for a mission.
Jason: Does this mission involve the date everyone else has been so eagerly talking about? *smirks devilish*
Damian: âŚ
Jason: âŚ
Damian: You read Austen, you have the greatest intel of them all to fill me in on this assignment.
Jason: Sit down and listen close, little spawn. Hereâs what youâre gonna do if you want that girl to have the best date sheâs ever gonna get.
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I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.
Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.
But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.
And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.
Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.
But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.
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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:
[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.
Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-
Damian: I need you to blow up his car.
Jason:
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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:
[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.
Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.
Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.
And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?
[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:
[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-
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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:
[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>
Jason: GET OUT-
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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:
[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:
Jason: Are you here to kill me
Cass:
Jason: Just make it quick.
#jason todd#batfam#1st stage: anger. 2nd stage: acceptance (reluctantly)#jason claims he hates it but ofc hes a liar#batsibling showing up unannounced at jason's doorstep at 4am: Bruce-#Jason pulling out his grenades: say no more#7/10 a visit to jason's place will end in at least one building getting destroyed#jason's like the partially estranged older sibling u see once in a blue moon but every moment u spend with him is a fever dream of felonies#dick is who u go to when ur going thru a crisis. jason's who u go to when ur going thru a crisis & wanna blow shit up#batfamily#batkids#dc#red hood#dick grayson#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#damian wayne#tim drake#nightwing#red robin#robin#black bat#the spoiler#crack#batbros#batsiblings#incorrect quotes#fanatical posting
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Ok thatâs sweet and all but it still sucks that they did the same thing every fandom does by ignoring black characters actual personality traits and putting them into the straight man stereotype.
Like I donât give much of a fuck about the rest of that shit but DC comics has been so racist for so long and it fucking bites that when weâre finally getting Duke recognized more, after YEARS of ignoring that heâs part of the family, itâs just basically an audience stand in who gets sad sometimes.
WFA can have itâs funny or cute moments and all and enjoying it is whatever but the fact that yâall are doing at the expense of a black character AGAIN is so irritating and chalking ppls issues with characterization down to âitâs not canonâ is just another example of how black fans donât just go unheard but are oftentimes deliberately ignored in convos like this.
Am I the only person who actually enjoys the batfamily webtoon? I see many people who are saying that the webtoon is bad representation and too fanon. I just think the webtoon it's just the family acting domestic and talking to each one like if no one is trying to murder them.
#like we can talk about fanon vs canon and where WFA falls till we all turn blue#but im not gonna let yâall ignore that the SPECIFIC mischaracterization and flanderization in WFA#that comes from putting white male characters on a pedestal#itâs not just that theyâre ignoring canon d dynamics and events#itâs that they have to make Duke boring so everyone else can be badass in comparison#they have to make cass perfect so they can focus on everyone else#they have to ignore Stephâs insecurities stemming from very specific ppl in order for her to get along with them and further their stories#the issues ppl have with WFA donât exist in a void it comes from the prominent issues DC has ALWAYS had#whatâs annoying about WFA specifically is how quickly ppl flock to it#like the fact that so many ppl are getting characterization info from WFA#the fact that so many people will read WFA and jump into convos on comics unprompted#the fact that so many ppl look at the issues ppl have with WFA and think itâs just a canon vs fanon issue with going to the root of it#I focused on duke heavily but WFA brings up so many of my issues with fandom and current DC in general to the forefront#like making the whole Bruce Jason issue less complicated or forcing Jason into the role of the perfect victim by making it a personality-#-thing from the start/ignoring just how far he went#defanging tim unless itâs time for him to be the smartest and completely ignoring the issues he has and has cause within the family#the idea that Damian and Timâs issues are completely one sided and making it a jealousy think instead of the complex issues Damian had with#him at the start that tim developed moving on#ignoring that Stephâs issues are largely rooted in her treatment from tim and bruce#ignoring that a lot of cassâs issues are exacerbated by Bruce and that though they reconciled there are still things she struggles with#and I highlighted these ppl specifically bc I want to point out that a lot of these choices specifically prop up rich white male characters#even dick who is canonically Romani is largely seen as white until itâs time to sexualize him whether itâs from fans or not#when you say that ppls issues with WFA is just mischaracterization ur ignoring the REASONS for said mischaracterizations which is the crux-#-of the issue to me. and saying âwell why canât you just take it for what it isâ is so weird bc what it is is a culmination of all the r#racism classism and misogyny that fans love to ignore. THATS why I dislike WFA#the only reason it can exist and be so adored is bc of the underlying biases a lot of yâall have and donât wanna admit#and obligatory this isnât speaking for everybody or whatever#the difference for me and other comics where characters are mischaracterized is how much yâall like WFA#and how many of yâall let it influence how you speak in convos about these characters (like Duke!)#this isnât even mainly in response to the person I reblogged from itâs abt person 2 but Iâm not typing all that again sorry
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Dead Man's Diner drabbles since I need to get back into writing it.
Robber, bursting through the door, gun already pulled out and shouting: EVERYBODY PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP AND OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS
The whole God damn Batfam just looking up from their respective places in the diner:..
Danny, behind the counter, tired as hell from basically taking over feeding them all: Take the fucking shot.
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Nightwing, laying dramatically over the breakfast bar as Danny walks in, a rose between his teeth: Hi~ I need to place an order
Danny, woke up 15 minutes ago: It is to early for this (it's 7 pm)
Nightwing, watching as Dany just turns around and leaves the diner: Wait no.
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Bart/Wally/Berry, finally done helping their respective Bat with Gotham Things â˘ď¸, stumbling upon the Diner:Sweet, no need to run back home on empty!
Danny, seeing the one that he has seen Clockwork scream about walk into his diner: shit I gotta make a call.
(15 Minutes later)
Bart/Wally/Berry crying into a massive plie of pancakes as Clockwork reads them yo filth.
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Wes, grumbling as he is kicked out of the diner for the fifth time this week: God damn it Fenton! Stopping hiding your ghostly existence! The people demand the truth!
Bernard, there because Tim recommended it, trying and failing to hit taking him there for a date, head snapping over to Wes like a horror movie: I sense a conspiracy theory.
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Cass, squating on a bar stool: *pouting face*
Danny, squinting at her: No.
Cass, looking up at him with the most hurt expression: *kicked puppy look*
Danny, feeling terrible:Okay! Okay I will get Cujo to come over! A-and I will throw in Ellie!
Cass, breaking unto a smile: and hot coco?
Danny, fully broken by her: Sure, why the hell not.
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Tucker and Sam, finally coming into the diner: honestly? Not as bad as I thought it would be.
(A Bat getting chucked through the door, and Rouge following after)
Tucker:Holy...is he okay?
Sam: I take back what I said.
Danny, looking at the property damage:Nope...nope this is normal, Red Hood your tab just doubled.
Jason, fully concussed: Sure thing...babe...
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Based on an idea I have for later on, Jason and Danny are in the middle stage between friends and Dating and Jason finally gets to meet the other two of the everlasting trio...
Sam, has a baseball bat in hand that is starting to sprout out branches: You hurt Danny and you'll end up dead again, and this time you won't have the hands to dig your way out.
Tucker, with sparks flashing in his eyes and a grin on his face, his PDA blinks with info that no civilian should have: Jason Peter Todd-Wayne, I know all about you, mess things up with Danny and your Pride and Prejudice Self insert fanfiction gets shared with your family, as well as your Wattpad and Tumblr accounts will be sent directly to the Justice Leauge.
Jason, crying a little bit:Danny your friends are terrifying.
Danny, walking out in a pink apron:Oh shit...ugh, Sam! Tucker! I told you dont do that!.
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Vlad, being a creep to Danny: Oh little badger...truly looking forward to seeing you begging for your life once more
Jason, equidded with Fenton works guns: Anyway I started Blasting.
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