Your local lesbian's personal account. She/her pronouns. This blog is mostly where I post about my comfort shit that I cope with or just where I talk about things I can't talk about IRL for whatever reason. Current coping mechs: DC comics (Batman especially but I like basically all of it), the Milestone Universe (yes this is part of DC now I know but it's its own thing and-), Something is Killing the Children, Hollow Knight (#1 special interest forever), Dead Cells, Genshin Impact (unfortunately), and Fake Type. Credit for profile pic is hunbloom on instagram.
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Help! My Crazy Yandere Ex-Girlfriend is Trying to Kill/Eat Me!


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‟You may look black and white, but underneath—you're Constructicon green.” Well, now he really is Constructicon green! Drew his IDW design because I thought it vibed—idea taken from this awesome post by @tinman-musings!!
#his fan club (the constructicons) would be so fuckin happy if he did this#just falling over themselves trying to compliment him and shit in ways they KNOW he will love#alternatively: he did this shit as part of a deal to get them to do something for him. they would've done it anyway but they're not gonna#look a gift horse in the mouth. if Prowl says 'i will paint myself your colors if-' you just accept the blessing you are given
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But it’s no longer you
#welcome to the party!!!#jfc I am UPSET over this /pos#as for reccommendations uhhhhhh#depends on what you're in the mood for tbh#you want goofy fun-times (with the odd horror scene coming out of nowhere)? G1 and Cyberverse S2+ would be my recs#Earthspark could also fit into that category but I struggle to rec it because it's mostly about non-legacy characters + is inconsistent#I like ES but there are a lot of reasons not to that go beyond just people being bigots about it. Plus there's a MAJOR drop in#its already inconsistent quality in S2. so just be aware of that. Cyberverse is also inconsistent but its not trying to be deep or whatever#you want to see something a bit more serious but still ultimately chill? Prime is a good starting point#it (mostly) focuses on legacy characters and has a good blend of serious moments and fun times. I WOULD note that#does not even try to be nuanced about the conflict. they like pay lip service to the idea that Megatron was fighting for equality at first#but it is genuinely so irrelevant that the fucking movie that serves as Prime's ending forgets about it#the decepticons are just evil guys with like 2 exceptions and even THOSE are debatable. and I'm fine with that because sometimes#a good old conflict between good and evil really does it for me. plus the dynamic between OP and Megatron goes CRAZY#you want a very serious meditation on war + characters that definitely feels like it was written for adults? look to the comics!#IDW is a very inconsistent beast but when it's good it is IMO the best transformers media you're gonna get. find a reading list#and DO NOT READ SPOTLIGHT ARCEE GENUINELY JUST DON'T. IDW is the one that made me insane so I AM biased towards it#Skybound is ongoing with new issues roughly every month and it is incredible so far. it is a work very concerned with its themes#and DWJ is just so fucking good at his job. if you want something that will be updated consistently then this is your go-to#...and also I really like Skybound and I want it to do well
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My sis and i rewatched the first season of Earthspark, and I liked the agent Schloder so much, and I felt so sad for him. Yes, agent Croft is a bad person, but she is still his sister, and SHE DIED ON HIS EYES WTF
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#I miss him#I miss him a lot#bro lost his sister in one of the most fucked up ways imaginable and then was fucking shoved to the side#he was also one of the few consistent sources of comedy that got me literally every time. funniest fucking guy and then his sister#is killed in front of him and yeah they probably had a not-ideal relationship but DAMNIT THEY ARE SIBLINGS AND IT STILL HURTS
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"average mnemosurgeon does 1,000 surgeries a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average mnemosurgeon does 10 per year. Mnemosurgery Georg, who lives in the Institute and performs 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
trepan is so funny to me. he's the only guy at either incarnation of the Institute we see who is like. we're all here bc we wanna be evil, yeah? we're all working for the bad guys on purpose? he assumed everyone joined the Evil Warcrimes Organization bc they were on the same page and thought it would be fun. he has a little tattoo of an evil slogan about being a mad scientist brainwasher or whatever. he's out here twirling his nonexistent hair and giggling about unethical lobotomies. he's having a blast. all his coworkers are probably fucking miserable and you better believe he's internally going "the fuck are you doing here then dweeb". it's hysterical honestly
#Chromedome: I've done things that I regret but it's for the greater good I promise it's because I had to do it and its an addiction and-#Trepan whistling a little jingle he made up about how awesome mnemosurgery is: Skill issue <3#Chromedome is actively questioning his life choices every 3 hours and trying so hard to justify everything#meanwhile Trepan is having the time of his life at the brainwashing factory. smiling like a goober. what a guy.#mnemosurgery georg
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It's been an insane week because why tf am I missing Agent Jon (no H) Schloeder right now. Please I just need a silly dude who is also trying so hard to be a good person. Please his sister just died and I wanna be his friend please
#transformers earthspark#jon schloder#agent jon no h schloeder please I miss you so much#I hate S2 of ES for several reasons more important than this but I'm not gonna lie a reason for my lack of enjoyment was because you#weren't there like at all. except as part of a dunk tank joke. YOUR SISTER IS DEAD AND YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT THAT AND THEY PUT YOU#IN A DUNK TANK!!! AND S3 DID YOU NO FAVORS EITHER I AM SO SORRY THEY DID THIS TO YOU
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#i missed the poll :-(#but I'm of the opinion that Megatron fell first (at first more as a passing crush and then as he grew to understand Rodimus better#he fully fell in love.) and Rodimus realized he was in love with Megatron basically the moment he came back from the other universe#at which point he fell HARD. he resolved to speedrun an ideal romance with Megatron even if they only had a very short time together#...which only made things hurt more in the long run after Megs was executed but hey you can't blame a bot for trying
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he hasnt realised hes dating them
original by @/hairscare

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"Hahah~ He's... behind me, isn't he?"
rodimus oh rodimus grant me strength to ditch my work meetings
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I was imagining a shattered glass Starscream but with the goofiness of the g1 cartoon lmao
#“an assaslnation attempt by GOD” I'M CRACKING THE FUCK UP#and Megatron is so used to this just like...damn we should've left earlier
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This is actually what the high guard has been doing for the 50 cycles I know this. And Starscream hates losing, but Soundwave can’t be bothered to do anything about that 😒 he’s like a wine mom rn, the way he’s babysitting the whole high guard too. He doesn't really play it with them cuz . It’ll be too easy with his ability, and he’d have to keep hearing everyone argue about who is what
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Surely this means good things are bound to happen here, right?
My final piece for @rbzines's Cybertron Wants You! Zine! I tried a semi-lineless art deco approach with this piece, it turned out pretty well tbh! Full version is on the zine's profile, go check it out and the other contributors!!
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