#But my lord

[f1nalboys]

thinking about bo and his polaroid camera rn yall. taking photos of you without you knowing, in compromising positions, spread out for him, doing mundane things around the house, asleep, full of him. just. thinking

him gifting you a scrapbook and ur like wow i never thought u were sentimental like this :,) and then u open it and boom his cock down ur throat and he’s like :3 there’s more look!!!

[yuhenglesbian]

Thinking once again somehow of how important it is to me that when Wei Wuxian came back to life in Mo Xuanyu's body, the only two people who recognised him were Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng.

Nothing is more proof of the fact that Jiang Cheng cared deeply for Wei Wuxian. Yes, he was hurt and there was anger but the fact that he held onto his rage and grief for years doesn't read to me as, "he hated Wei Wuxian so much he never forgave him for anything." Rather it reads as anger being the manifestation of Jiang Cheng's grief around losing his brother and closest confidant.

[a-drama-addict]

its almost 1AM. ive been consumed by baldurs gate 3. uncurable. brain is scrambled and i can only think about my silly character and her friends

[stardust948]

Have you ever stressed out so hard that you triggered a dormant flu virus that's apparently been chilling in your bloodstream for God know how long waiting for the one night you forget to take your vitamins?

[artbyace]

working with kids is constantly having some kind of Mysterious Substance on you at all times

[cherry-pop-soda]

jesus everloving christ it’s 2am and my dog made a squawking noise from the other room and it scared the absolute fucking shit out of me i was like actively looking around my room for something to defend myself with just in case 😭😂

[astral-catastrophe]

They need couples counseling imo

[lookninjas]

As I continue my Terry Hall deep dive, I find myself utterly amazed by this Rolling Stone review of Fun Boy Three’s Waiting, which might miss the point more than any other review has ever missed the point.  He even quotes “The More I See (The Less I Believe)” at the very beginning of the review, which is directly about unwillingness to close one’s eyes to injustice, and then... complains that the songs take a dim view of the world?  Like? 

(Sidenote:  Waiting is a brilliant album, and I’m highly obsessed with it, but if you are sensitive to discussion of child sexual abuse, please be careful about listening, because “Well Fancy That” is harrowing.  Brilliantly written, but absolutely harrowing.)

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[dzknik]

fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[sindar-princeling]

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do