#But my lord
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thinking about bo and his polaroid camera rn yall. taking photos of you without you knowing, in compromising positions, spread out for him, doing mundane things around the house, asleep, full of him. just. thinking
him gifting you a scrapbook and ur like wow i never thought u were sentimental like this :,) and then u open it and boom his cock down ur throat and he’s like :3 there’s more look!!!
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Thinking once again somehow of how important it is to me that when Wei Wuxian came back to life in Mo Xuanyu's body, the only two people who recognised him were Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng.
Nothing is more proof of the fact that Jiang Cheng cared deeply for Wei Wuxian. Yes, he was hurt and there was anger but the fact that he held onto his rage and grief for years doesn't read to me as, "he hated Wei Wuxian so much he never forgave him for anything." Rather it reads as anger being the manifestation of Jiang Cheng's grief around losing his brother and closest confidant.
#i think about it a lot actually#but my lord#jiang cheng's hate and anger are all so closely tied to his love for people and his feelings of failing them#rather than “jc hates wwx” its “jc hates (the fact that he couldnt be there for) wwx (when wwx needed him)”#and like that's ok!! he was dealing with losing everything he knew and grew up with#and the circumstances made nothing easier#its actually been years so i cant go into a full analysis bc i dont rmbr a lot#but understanding grief and anger and how close they are are so central to understanding jc#mdzs#cql#fari's all-time faves#i think that's a better way to tag stuff like this#but god urgh. i love them all so much#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#not chengxian let me make this clear#this feels so incomplete but i dont want to go indepth bc if im wrong about details that'll be very embarrassing for me and i'll have to die
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its almost 1AM. ive been consumed by baldurs gate 3. uncurable. brain is scrambled and i can only think about my silly character and her friends
#i did make a new character becauze oops i forgot to pay attention the first time around#so i was very confused#but now#i have a new child#i will take screenshots tomorrow for it is almost 1 am and i should not game rn#BUT MY LORD#also you guys didnt tel me about shadowheart and karlach and lae’zel cuz you knew id be insane#but i figured out and now my mind is occupied by women#not even in any romantic interest just OUGH the scrooglies#this goes for gale wyll and astarion too tbh#but especially shadowheart is occupying my mind rn#what can i say i see a character with very deep religious feeings w/ the possibility of great tragedy and i am hooketh#AHHHH#roscoe rambles#bg3
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Have you ever stressed out so hard that you triggered a dormant flu virus that's apparently been chilling in your bloodstream for God know how long waiting for the one night you forget to take your vitamins?
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working with kids is constantly having some kind of Mysterious Substance on you at all times
#txt#like where does it come from#how are little kids so Sticky at all times#i love my job#but my lord#ace is rambling#rambles
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jesus everloving christ it’s 2am and my dog made a squawking noise from the other room and it scared the absolute fucking shit out of me i was like actively looking around my room for something to defend myself with just in case 😭😂
#i mean to be fair. my house has been broken into before. so my slight fear of that is not entirely unreasonable#but my LORD#goodness GRACIOUS
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They need couples counseling imo
#They haven’t properly talked in weeks#Dad’s living in his office. Bed frame and clothes moved down and everything#Conflicting views on religious shit#Texting me to talk to the other about something#And just#dad’s always out of the house when mom’s home#Tryin to give her space I think#But my lord#I hate this#I fucking hate this#things would have been better off if they hadn’t married because then I wouldn’t exist and my siblings wouldn’t have to live unaware of wha#Of what’s happening#It would have been better off if I didn’t exist#Mom complained that she’s gone along with this for almost 18 years now#And it just hurts knowing that if my siblings and I didn’t exist she probably would have left dad long ago#She’s always complained about him as long as I can remember and now im#How did I ever think this was okay#And damn it im crying again#jays being dumb again
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As I continue my Terry Hall deep dive, I find myself utterly amazed by this Rolling Stone review of Fun Boy Three’s Waiting, which might miss the point more than any other review has ever missed the point. He even quotes “The More I See (The Less I Believe)” at the very beginning of the review, which is directly about unwillingness to close one’s eyes to injustice, and then... complains that the songs take a dim view of the world? Like?
(Sidenote: Waiting is a brilliant album, and I’m highly obsessed with it, but if you are sensitive to discussion of child sexual abuse, please be careful about listening, because “Well Fancy That” is harrowing. Brilliantly written, but absolutely harrowing.)
#fun boy three#waiting#i feel a bit weird having an opinion because i obviously wasn't listening to the album when it came out i was three#but my lord#it's such a bad review#also realistically tumblr is for the weird opinions i just have to keep reminding myself i'm allowed to have them#especially now
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy
#gravity falls#billford#illustration#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#i cant believe im back here in the year of our lord 2024#eye strain#my art
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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...
.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.
and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.
(yes they published the book)
#Crack#except its my life#lord of the rings#The hobbit#these days if u write a fic abt Elrond tupping a twink to Tipperary they throw u in jail#Free balrogballs
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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀
#girl i thought we were doing group costumes#do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves#that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care#you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY#just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now
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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
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Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it
[EDIT: Thanks for the love on this! Prints of this are also available on my shop for those interested!]
#vel draws#lotr#lord of the rings#yeah this was kind of random but this series brought a surprising inspo for me#have some old men and powerful women#will also have the first piece as a print for my next store update this friday!
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Do you know this queer character?
Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!
#opening pandora's box with this one i've been blissfully unaware of supernatural my entire life and I don't really want to start but#the history of supernatural on this blog already is rough please have mercy#this is the most specific i'm willing to get with labels on this one#8 people submitted him dear lord#castiel#cas spn#castiel spn#spn#supernatural#tumblr polls#fandom polls#poll#queer#agender#genderfluid#varying pronouns#he/him#she/her#they/them#live action#lgbtqia#do you know this queer character
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