#but now

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt: The timeline is split into three ,right ?

One where twilight comes from

One where time went to get milk and never returned being wind's

And one where legend comes from

And you know what would be absolutely hilarious

If Time married sheik in legend's timeline and therefore legend is related to him

Which would make him Malon's step grand child

And Inter dimensional step siblings with twilight

Because the potential for crack is enormous

Like their relationship would be so weird

Malon accepted him without hesitation because it’s a weird time traveler thing and obviously a different time made a different decision

But explaining that to her was something that time had no idea how to even start with that mess

Legend is incredibly awkward because he more or less is imposing on the family

(And his family never wanted him anyway so why does this one do when he is nothing but a slanderous bastard to their family and name

He isn’t a Lon Lon nor is he even part of his ancestor’s family he literally was hidden like a dirty secret for most of his life… so why?)

But time figures it out anyway

It is genuinely painful for legend to know that he was wanted by his ancestor

Because his present family didn’t

But everyone just accepts him like he deserves to and it doesn’t make sense

Malon took a single look at the sad face and decided that one is hers as well

And wind too

(Talon has no idea what is going on but if Malon decided that those kids are hers he will just be supportive)

Time feels bad because he wasn’t there for legend

Twilight and Legend are both confused by the timeline

Twilight just accepted him because one half sibling still is better then no family so he doesn’t even dare to be weird about it)

[did-you-fall-for-a-shooting-star]

Its Christmas weekend. Its December 24th. Its Christmas EVE. But you know what else it is?? Do you?

ITS FUCKING SPRING OUTSIDE IS WHAT IT IS

ITs gonna be nearly 60F outside on Christmas day. No snow. Stores have been selling sweaters since SEPTEMBER but WHY?? We dont need that shit until January anymore. We can survive the couple random cold days with a hoodie until winter actually kicks in. Yeah Im dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones I used to know CAUSE THEY ARE PRACTICALLY NON EXISTENT NOW. Did you want to go sledding or have a snowball fight or build a snowman over your winter break? WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU. Instead you get rain this week.

And its not like I live in a warm climate either!!!! Im in Pennsylvania!!! In the foothills of the Appalachian MOUNTAINS!!!!!!! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE COLD HERE!!!!!!!

[cuentoschinosen1999]

Let's talk about foreshadowing:

Worm Horse is obviously Fizzarolli: the missing limbs, blood everywhere, him being green like the fire that consumed Fizz.

Banana Pudding could very well be Blitz, the (red) guy who saves the day for Worm Horse. Even Ozzie said Blitz kept Fizz safe when he couldn't.

But...

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. THEY BETTER NOT HURT FIZZ ANYMORE.

[oxymoronicdumbass]

there is this fascinating phenomenon where cis people will refuse to use they/them for literally any trans person unless they're talking to trans person who doesn't use they/them. someone should really study that

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

I just know Grizel cares so much about Fitz.

She's known this boy since he was 14 (?) and she's watching him grow up.

She's hung around him for years, day and night.

She's eavesdropped on his conversations, and she was there for all of the aftermath of Alvar's betrayal.

She watched his world fall out from beneath his feet first hand. She heard the whispers that followed him everywhere he went. She watched his shoulders fall.

She probably watched him bake treats for his friends. She probably watched him cry and grieve. She probably dragged him out of his bed and showed him how to work out to get out of his head. She probably reminds him to eat, and to get some vitamin D. She probably listens to him pace his bedroom well into the night. She probably listens to him talk to Mr. Snuggles when he's really overwhelmed and just needs a friend who won't judge him.

She'd die for this little sad, short-tempered baby who has done nothing wrong ever in his entire life. And her heart aches for him. For the way he can be surrounded by people, but still be so lonely.

She probably knows him better than most people just off of observation alone.

idk man. we never talk about it. and the friendship angst/potential is immaculate.

[whothehellisoli]

the most annoying lesbian you know just got ten times more annoying

[sixhoursminimum]

I swear to whatever beings is on this earth…fucking Phil fucking Lester is blond now. These two British boys are getting more Good Omens coded and they are not even trying to hide it.

Might as well say it now, Welcome to earth Crowley and Aziraphale.

(Phil. Blond really suits you. Nice)

[gooch-cancer]

[xx-sketchy-xx]

what about jax and wally instead of caine?

thoughts hmmm...

This unstable freak.

[ambagel]

There are so many things I love about the new Obey Me event but THIS THISSSS

FHSJFNKSKFJKAKF

The extra three HDJAJFNAJ LOOK AT HIM HHHHHHHHHH

He wants us to rely on him??? 🤧��🤸‍��️

DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL

He clearly cares??? So like??? Are we opening some possibilities here? 🧐 PLEASE???

AND LOOK

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SCREAMING LOOK AT HER

She's so sweet I love her so mUCH

Can

Can we be best friends thirteen

Please

I'll do anything please

[lafaiette]

WELCOME BACK, DRAGON AGE, WE'RE SO BACK OMG

[le-fandom-prince]

okay so...i've gotten into Sherlock & Co and...

me when John:

[evermorepeyton]

Lol people were like this before their coming out finding all sorts of alternative explaination to very obvious homosexuals things

well yes but also they were closeted at the time and there had been instances of straight up denial from them so i get it i guess? but now it’s just insane they’re out and they’re too obvious for there to be any doubt at this point

[miinteaa]

Dazai has been SO yassified over the course of the manga and I am absolutely here for it

[loadinghellsing]

I am sorry

I am so very sorry, I wish I could have sent this anonymously

in a fit of terror the first thing I did was check if there have been any updates on the Hellsing Live Action... I am pleased to say this ain't it.